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tv   Fors-mazhor  NTV  May 15, 2024 3:25am-4:21am MSK

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everything was gone, you know, no, the uniform was gone, the invoices, everything disappeared right in a second, i just turned away, why are you screaming like victims, okay, show me where you threw your junk, over there, are you kidding me or what, what about a clown? if they found it, okay, come on, what do you sign there, yes, here you go , yeah, what an idiot, “zhimikh, why are you eating like a leader on a comb, the cabinet should shine like a tula samovar, they’ll take it away tomorrow, uh, come here, nail, to the nimble, “kusti
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sent me a chest from you, i did what i asked, thank you, they want to kill you, who, everyone, i mean you too, had such a desire when i first saw you, but then the old kuresh sent me a little one from outside, it turns out you too..." you reproach, and the melon, that should you be quiet, excuse me, what should i do now? i don’t know, you can’t go to the barracks, they’ll kill you at night, try to go to the hospital, or maybe to hell, i’ll try, thank you, i understand your desire to make the number natural, but you need to be warned somehow. "well, if i
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had warned you, then there would have been no effect of surprise, but you yourself they taught that the main thing in art is emotion, suspense, yes, of course, yes, but not suspense, myocardium, these are different things, sorry, i wanted the best, but in fairness i must say that the performance was a success with the public, it looked very natural , and what did you put in the box, and this is a mannequin, a mannequin, made of meat, it is kept in the ground, why in the ground, well, for strength, shape, yeah, yes, then you will definitely tell me the technology, i will take it into service.
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everyone is out, everyone, boss, hello, it’s me, that’s it, i’ll rest, get me out of here, okay? after you stirred up all this there, it’s not, well, that is, it’s healthy, of course, to walk around like that, but... the head of our zone was removed for
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this matter, you hang out there for another week, in a week, i think, we'll come up with something here , what's another week, you 've gone crazy, get me out today, uh, come out to therapy, of course, oh, hello, and i'm here, something is pulling you into the test room, i was holed up in the dark then . i took you for a ride, now before you didn’t run into holes like a mouser, but how are you , greetings to you from the gogi himalayan, favorite therapist, i’ll be a bitch in nature, well, you know it yourself? well what could i do? how
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did you know? the little guy came at you, that you sat down, your face is different, someone handed you over to the himalayan, someone from your vlan, went to water. yeah, in fact, he’ll say that i’m in the hospital, i understand, go away, i’m dead, thank you, therapist, i didn’t want to be a bastard, so we’ll just hang around here. why don't we run further? we are waiting. what? according to your scheme, there should be a way out. not a way out, but a transition. you were talking about the gate, right? not a gate, a gate. it doesn't matter what we spend an hour doing in this closet? he thinks it's a closet. he thinks
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it's a closet. he thinks it's my closet. listen, this is a gateway to another galaxy. be patient, after 5 minutes of the portal. it will open then we are all idiots, he broke the portal, you can’t break the portal, freaks, no, the idiot is me, how could you believe in the plan of four idiots, what, what is he doing, and why is he doing it? pants, take off your pants, and now, i'm afraid the portal won't make it in 3 minutes, i broke the portal, you can't break the portal, shut up,
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why are we going down through the window and not through portal, because he broke the portal, you can't break the portal, shut up your idiots. well , in short, i've already calculated everything. this is the prison, this is the prison cemetery. if we start digging a tunnel right now, i think we can finish it tomorrow. when calculating altitude, what soil composition do you take into account? to black soil? so is this on the surface? on the ground, well, yes, you will have to leave under the graves from the coal fields, this is at least a week and a half, yes, you are idiots, or what, i will bury you yourself in the loam, without any excavator, the boss needs to be pulled out today, what else is that
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what is this, i ask, i asked you, what is this? nikolay sergeev kolesnikov, he’s not here , whoever signs for me, shut your mouth, i ’ll sign, let’s go, what is this, a present for the boss, just another one, who cares, the bosses don’t care. that you smile, your legs are numb, help,
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come on, yes, quietly, quietly, hold on. now it’s going to be hard, what are you doing here, well , you’re reforming, re-educating, yes, it seems i’ve already reformed and re-educated, melon, there’s a courier, nikolai sergeevich kolesnikov, well, sign,
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in short, while you were chilling there, it’s unknown where, i didn't waste my time.
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any comments or instructions? yes, no, nothing, nothing, you continue, continue, it’s okay, because, look, the same deputy, a pipe burst in 17, it’s flooding, we’ll fix it, the heating main was replaced, they didn’t put asphalt on top, we’ll roll it up, i’m walking with the dogs on the lawn and ganya, we’ll collect it, thank you, thank you, thank you, you’ll figure it out, we’ll go, uh, we have a few more questions here, thank you, when
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i took my license, i was killed to death, now i can drive drunk, well, imagine, goeshnik, i slows down, looks at me with a sidelong glance, looks to the right, the same face is there. the color is really heterogeneous oxidase cas, well, that’s because the melon has no idea what sulfate is, yes, you’re talking about gray dioxide, well , naturally, it’s somewhere, you tell me, i ’ll tell her, but it’s not going, you need to collect everything for what reason there will be a market and a pocket with them, you know ,
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oh, you’re here, it’s a beautiful night, so let’s quickly sit down, let’s go to the meeting, and what are you doing here, who are we, we’ve come to the meeting, the meeting? come on, breathe, melon, that's enough, sit down, please, i don't have much time, let's let's start, then, so, i thought for a long time, i thought, thought, i finally, i thought it over and decided, we need to completely reorganize our gangster business, why, everything is in order with our affairs, it’s precisely these matters that we are more in favor of..
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. city ​​in the end, who are we a gang or what? this is the first, now about alcohol, burnt alcohol, why do we run a whole underground surrogate workshop if no one buys it anyway, because this is a cover for our underground workshop. we are closing it too,
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so what are we going to do then, why don’t we do the same wine, hmm, just make it high quality, melon, you understand this better than anyone else, i agree. if you take control of production, we will become monopolists, no. well, no, well, no, it’s written, we’re leaving, so, uh-huh, uh-huh, sorry, please, oh,
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sorry. sorry, but may i ask? about this glue? yeah, yes, of course, what are you interested in? does it stick well? excellent, this is a very powerful superglue. even so, what surfaces does he glue? any plastic, iron, glass, cardboard, concrete, bone, what kind of bone? well, what kind of tibia spine? yes, i’m kidding, i’m ivory, my grandmother’s box broke, the ivory one is sticking tightly. this is exactly what we desperately need, let’s have one, a tube, a box, grandma has a very large closet, yeah, let’s move on, brilliantly, suddenly a hunter
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runs out straight at the bunny and shoots, bang-bang, wait, i don’t understand what’s the matter, why without... a visit without a suit, a good question, of course, someone stole it from the costume shop, that someone stole it, who, they stole it from me too, and i have a suit and the phone was stolen, the devil knows what it is, well, it’s impossible to work in such an atmosphere in voroda. dress like this, so you will attract less attention, why are you, then i’m handel, why are you handel, and i’m a magical georgian, that’s it, we’re leaving, why are we leaving, what about
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the reptoids, aren’t we going to take revenge, no, we’re not we're going, you know why, because you are idiots. you are real psychos and idiots, and there are no reptilians, there are no reptilians of the portal either, because you broke it, you can’t break the portal, shut up, now he’ll take off his pants again, that’s it, play star wars without me, he said play star wars, and for which side, and for whom are the georgians there? he returned, probably changed his mind, quietly.
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all this comedy you pulled off with the colony. “god, i really miss you, brotherly, don’t make me laugh, you haven’t seen me for two years and don’t even remember me, i missed you in 2 days, i just think that we won’t see you again, i mean we won’t see each other, well, i mean in prison, you never know what could have happened, they might not let me out of there at all, well, yes, it’s a stupid idea, i’m sorry that i didn’t stop you.” can i treat you to ice cream? i want to come here. no, just not here. so, sit and wait for me here, i’ll come back, and together we’ll go to free the earth from the aliens, i told you, i’ll change my mind. , okay? “hello,
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soon, i heard several patients escaped from psychiatry, four of them. i saw those that fit the description, well, look how cool they are, uh-huh, you can’t be so callous, hello, hello, you like it, yes, very much, especially the stink, good day." traffic police inspector, junior lieutenant steamers, documents for the typewriter, please. good afternoon, commander. what happened? yes, everything is fine . why do you need to glue so much, artyom nikolaevich, but it’s interesting, but why pack so many bags
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? we are registered, and i’m a commander, what are you saying, i’m not getting carried away at all, i’ve had it for a thousand years, i mean for a long time, never, a trunk, please open it, commander, give me a five-wheeler, i ’m off, i don’t have any time at all, be kind. i don’t have it anymore, i didn’t open the trunk, i realized, no one is joking here, help you, motherfucker, put your hands on the car, quickly! i’m returning it as promised, here’s your tag, don’t
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freeze, why didn’t you immediately say that it was a mannequin? but this is not my mannequin, was it stolen or what?
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no, i work at a store, i broke it by accident, i decided to take it and seal it before anyone i didn’t burn it, but why did i wrap bandages? because this is not the same dummy, the dummy that crashed, it is very expensive, so i decided to take this one to practice, why use bandages? because that panicky one is also wearing bows. a mannequin of a patient, because here, but unnoticed, it still won’t be possible to glue it together, but at least i’ll try, listen, and you know what, you set up an attempt, in the sense, well, in the sense i’m simulating an attack, they say robbers broke in, turned everything upside down, your mannequin was broken, and you're out of business, yes, yes, when i i crashed my official car, i got a ride, yeah, thank you,
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yes, here, to us, here, rather, we have one of them, we captured them. clearly, i didn’t work so much all of a sudden, so maybe the elections, i can’t believe it, do you really like such dudes, like the one at
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the exhibition, my god, you’re still thinking about it, calm down, he’s not my type at all, yeah, yeah, who is your type, well, who is the ideal man for you, so to speak, you are my ideal man. yeah, well, i don’t mean looks, of course, i like strong and brave men, the kind that says less authority, yes, i am like that, you know, when we meet with him, he won’t even ask what my name is, he will come up to me, take my hand. presses closer and what are you doing? the fountain is making
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a loud noise, i can’t hear you, uh-huh, i’m here now, where are you going, for a second, wait for me here, okay, why are you copying, well, who ’s cheating you, everything remains the same, but only now...
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go , go, so that i never see you here again, so that i never see you in the gang again, you will appear with your own hands for the soul, i understand, boss, yes, i, i free, get out. where are you going, i want to interrogate this humanoid, get information out of him, don’t stick your head out, okay? don't look them in the eyes, they have developed
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telepathy, listen, i'm not with them, yes, they call you their boss, but i 'm not their boss, i'm normal, they're morons, if you want them to calm down, play along with me, do what i tell you, i got it, listen, if you’re normal, call the police, i’m from the police myself, what are you doing, we also want to get information from him,
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what are you doing? i don’t know, so you left me too it seemed like you would never come back. what nonsense? yes, nonsense, just some kind of attack. nonsense, of course. are you all right. veritul? yes its better. it’s just alarming, as if something bad is about to happen. what's bad? yes, i don’t know, but it happens to me, as if, for no reason, it happens. i do not know how to explain. it's as if we're seeing each other for the last time. last time? yes. nonsense.
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that's where you got the idea, here's rit, rit, rita, let's leave, where we'll go, well, i don't know where, it doesn't matter, we'll just leave everything, promise, promise that, well, promise that we’ll leave, that you’ll leave everything, and... so she ’s finally here, now, where are you climbing, i ’ve been waiting for you for half an hour, in short, i ’ve slightly finalized the plan, look, we need an assassination attempt, there will be an explosion that will blow the corpse into small pieces, so i prepared a note from what ’s his name, from your himalayan, let’s go,
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you’ll throw it on here with your bandit, hold it! in the literal sense, i remain a therapist, but it’s very funny, in general, we do as agreed, we meet outside the city, near the forest strip, i i’m not kidding, i won’t go back to viter, which means i won’t go back to the video, but who are you, do you have a split personality, well, let me remind you, you, vitya, live with your mother in a two-room apartment, go by bus to the clinic in social security, you study in copper, if, of course, you haven’t been kicked out yet, am i wrong, right, right? i’m a gray, weak, useless person, a man with a capital p, and not some kind of bandit, a bandit, just like a bandit with opportunities, look around, can’t you see how the city has changed, i can really help
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people, you understand that, really, i'm for these 10 days brought more benefit than in my entire life, and if i leave now, these bandits will find another, well, that’s what you had to start with, you fell in love with your own sister, you didn’t fall in love with anything, yes, and if you didn’t fall in love, what are you what an idiot, you will never be able to be with her like a man, and even if i leave, i
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won’t be able to be with her at all, so i can love her like a brother, for her a brother is the ideal man , the perfect man you killed, you forgot that shut up, you killed her, brother, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up. the plan is this: we use hostages, we penetrate into the aliens’ lair, we capture their plasma plane, why which plasma plane? wait, i thought you had a real plan, you 've been mocking us all this time, why? yes , because there are no plasma planes, from the point of view of science - this is pure nonsense, it doesn’t exist for you, because you have brains like fodder,
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and we only fly in plasma planes, the truth is that it eats up a lot, there is always not enough plasma, but what an acceleration, 4 seconds to 100,000. light, so, close it eyes so that no one sees you, sit quietly, i'm on reconnaissance, hide, hello, duty officer, in the car with... an ambulance at the gate, escaped psychos, here's to the rescue, retroubey, the suit doesn't work, sorry
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guys, but it’s better this way, for your own safety, i’m sorry i blurted out like that, i was just rambling, that means... i broke it, sorry, no, it’s you, sorry, yes you’re sorry, no, you’re sorry, sorry, well, you you’re right, you yourself, i’m right, sobered up, it’s unclear what i was hoping for, idiot, come on, where’s your note, let’s throw it in, but so that they don’t find it right away, what? today, well, today, yes, i did it on purpose so that the mosquito wouldn’t hurt my nose, yes, why, nothing.
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how are you doing? we destroy the surrogate of the underground workshop. and from... the underground workshop, we take it out, look, it’s drowning in the lake, make sure that they don’t hide anything, otherwise i know you, but oh, i’ll destroy this myself, you can’t be trusted with that, yes, come on, yes, come on , i’ll help , come on, carefully, into the car here... take it,
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well, to the back seat there, i understand, yeah, yes, i understand what you’re going through, for so many years with a pocket side by side, well, he disobeyed your word, so you right, give it to rita yourself what are you doing? and i, you, i won’t be back today, well
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, i mean, i won’t be back today, just tell me, just later, okay, boss, okay, okay, okay, you, come on, come on! i’ll go, i’ll see when it’s necessary, everything is top ten for you, you promised that you won’t appear here again, by the way, i’m glad to see you too, you deceived me, so now, calm down, please, i’ll... say goodbye i stopped by, you can say the place has become like family,
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yes, well, that’s it, for now, let’s not even hug, you’re really a maniac, it’s nice to live, well, thank god, thank god, it’s so good to have you again with us, otherwise evil tongues said that we won’t see you again, here you go, learn, there are normal people, but i actually came to say goodbye, the last day is today, yes, yeah, what a pity, oh well, well then i’ll probably go and warn you to hurry up, why? so is it necessary to carry it out? technician, come on, come on, fuss, today there will be a send-off for the technician, these are freaks, idiots. he already tugged at his pocket, he was already shuddering, but no, we’re
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taking it easy, you hear, the balloon, there’s something, i know ksiva has it, now we’ll dispossess him, he has a hole in his car, there’s nothing under the visor, maybe i’ll take a look now. uh, uh, what are you doing there? ksev, let's pull it, i know you have, there is, wool on your elbow, you need to ask, climb, thank you, what the heck is the schedule. aza isakovna will leave,
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we need to act, put aside the panic, calmly, go, prepare the overlord, livestock specialist, i take myself, i’m in trouble, who’s biting like that? now decipher for us, say thank you that i graduated from the school of cipherers, yeah, cipher-flooders, don’t believe me, gogi gemala. listen, balloon, although you i wish i had graduated from a simple school to begin with, gi malay, not ge, there’s something else here, look, look, guys, peel off some more letters, great, yeah, oh, rash, so, come on, so, here’s what we have, oh , ksiva, ksiva, now
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we know that this is about you. what is this about me, there are a lot of letters, yes, there is only one car, this, by the way, was obvious, a cryptographer, go ahead, kira, come on, well, what kind of person is this, this, this, this here , now, this was definitely here, erast, erast, yes, erast?
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put away your rake, i'm already tired of being stupid and if like this like this van gok van gok is definitely vanbo, of course blue, yellow colors are his colors, definitely hema, let's move on to hema , what is hema hema hema hema hema hema you are hema from the ancient greek blood, of course, van gogh, blood, it’s all clear to you, they want to cut off your ears, why are there flies, you know better why, apparently i heard something that i shouldn’t
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have heard, remember, let’s overhear someone, but how, but never... i’m no one, and what's that? well, figure out what’s written, let’s see, ebehan, what it could be, a signature, this is a signature, guys, exactly, i don’t want it, if i were you, i’d be worried about it. okay, do n't you guys, let's go, let's find your bihan, let them be responsible for the market, well, bastard, you have to stop them, no need to shout, they can hear us, but whatever, let them hear, i
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'm not afraid of them, you know, nadenka, i on your side, but on the other side there are too many of them, what a coward you are, right? but it’s all for you, dad, in general it’s like this, either you stop this perverted crime, or i’ll go to the police and let everyone put us in jail with them, nadya, nadya, you’re the only one, the boss today won’t come, he asked me to give you something, here it is, only he asked me to give it in the evening, and i had some work to do in the evening, so you take it now. open it in the evening, there’s a surprise, i think i loved you from the first day, as soon as i saw that they wanted to kill him, look, he writes, he writes as
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if he was saying goodbye, look. now excuse me a second, melon, let's go to the showdown, here one abikhank called the sioux, a bad person, wants to cut off his ears, there is, yeah, where are you in such a hurry, my malachite, yes, i did, the last time i went around my native pinatas, me tomorrow. it won’t be, it won’t be, my sakulik, it won’t be, ah, these cards of yours again, you know everything, but i knew that a long time ago, well... should i have a goodbye drink? thank you, of course, but i’m driving, there’s not a drop of alcohol here, just herbs, this is an old
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circus drink according to my grandmother’s recipe, since it’s your grandmother’s recipe, it’s delicious. brazil, to whom, to what,
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i did everything as agreed, left a note, brought grenades, there’s a whole box there. where's the body, where's the body? you know, i thought you were right, here we were before this started history, we had no dreams, no goals, nothing, right, what are you doing, have you ever been to the circus, and have you been to this temple of ancient art? and you know this, this smell of sawdust in the arena, are you sick or something, what are you talking about, no, no, you don’t understand, i
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’m not offended, you’ve never stood under this spotlight, that’s what the fuck a spotlight is, where’s the corpse, the corpse now it will be, oh, kolya, hello, well, therapist, that’s all, your devil has come, what kind of therapist, i’m vitya, horse, well, well, you think i’m so stupid, i’ll buy this twice crap, horse, stop, then, tell me, - if you, you will regret this, miss, you are so cool only with your gang, stop whining, therapist, die like a man, what a serious, wow, day, this. it’s like a killer from the himalayan changed clothes from a bitch or a conspiracy, he
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figured you out by satellite through the signaling system, when we started to break through your car, well, through our own channels, they told us that today someone had already broken through the mentura, our jamb, fuck this signaling , and who is the second one, there were two of them, am i the only one? it hurts too acquaintance, i've already seen him somewhere, well, what are we going to do with the zhigit, torture him, but no, put him in the trunk, i'll tie him up myself, tie his hands with a gag, yeah, yeah, bury it, yes, no, no, no , i’ll bury it myself, i love it, but i understand, yes, wow , do you hear, speck? this is his ebihan therapist sivena is already a spaster, well, excuse me,
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i just have a very developed instinct, save yourself, you don’t have water to drink, body where, what kind of body, body, body in the circus in this most beautiful temple of art, you’re not there yet let go of what it can't let go of. this for the rest of their lives, those who have at least once stood in the rays of a spotlight, that’s it, shut up, listen to this smell, and i’m back, and i’m back to you, come here, that’s what it is, understand, what? damn, please, yusik, body, where, ah, body, there, here, go,
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faster, faster! here, look at the costumes here, and here it’s empty, so empty, really empty, i love such tricks, wait, i must say, we weaken this one, and he will appear, don’t scream, i beg you, they can hear, art, don’t worry, you are completely safe. who is this? this, this, this, this is mine teacher, he’s a guru, he knows everything, he instilled in me a love for this, shut up, what’s wrong with him, i don’t know, but i guess it’s all her, wait, director, move away the inscription, but i’m not on you, and neither is the name it’s my fault, but i fed him, i
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fed him to the fullest. i gave him all the meat from the refrigerator, now he won’t be able to squeeze anyone for a week, who is the ruler, the lion, meat from the refrigerator, only beef aged in the ground, this is unsafe.
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hmm, sim, nightingale, sim, nightingale, let's go, where, we just need it. imaginations, it’s not my destiny to breathe your sawdust anymore, shut up and better prepare a grenade, federal security service, everyone get out of the car,
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i repeat, get out of the car with your hands up. let's go out, raise your hands, raise your hands, throw grenades, throw grenades, gun! oh, spotlight, take the grenades, what are you doing, what are you doing, go, grenades tell you what you are doing, grenades, oh,

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