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at the same time again up to 27, it is quickly warming up in yakutia, today in the capital of the republic 22, tomorrow 25, while in anadra and magadan no higher than 15, but without precipitation. in the south of siberia, rain clouds will pass by irkutsk, there are sunny +27, and from krasnoyarsk to umsk it is cooler, no higher than 25 and rain, in some places quite heavy, thunderstorms are also possible. in the urals, thunderstorms will still pass in the south, but an anticyclone is already moving north, which is going to restore order in the region and cancel. rains, for the first time without precipitation and +20. the same anticyclone is in full force demonstrates its capabilities in the north of the european part, almost everywhere sunny, in arkhangelsk 23, in murmansk - 25, little precipitation in the northwest. in the middle zone it is noticeably more, here the atmospheric front is activated, it will also slow down the warming and it will not be above 25 anywhere. in the south, the temperature is ready to rise further, since the rains are tapering off. in most areas today it is sunny. but in ... short
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damn, the weather, it changes five times a day, there is such a thing, we'll be late, this goat is ahead, and well, you see, well, we'll do it now, exactly, goats need to be punished, we'll punish them, we 'll quickly put my brains right now, in short, our client, we need to take him, and we do. so here he
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is turning the perulok, i see, we'll cut him off there, let's go after him, let's go, let's go, let's go, got it, ok, that's where we'll cut you off, come here, he's ours, do it, seryoga, do it, that's it.
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so guys, why are you slowing down like that, huh? what are you, a goat, and look what you did to our car, do you know how much it costs, guys, the traffic cops will come now, we'll sort it out, wait for the cops with you, yeah, what, how much , how much, so, a thousand for the bumper, and a thousand for moral damages, what are you talking about, guys, it's nothing there. if you don't know how to drive, pay, that's it,
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i don't have that kind of money with me, i can go home, home with you for lousy money go, and write a receipt, what receipt? car, in what car, somewhere, come on, guys, what are you doing, move over, uncle, well , so, let's write, on, what is he writing, write, write, write, here you go, so, i, such-and-such , residing at the address undertake to pay 2.0
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dollars, didn't you study like that in school. signature, that's a smart boy, well done, wait, guys, 2.0, and here's 20, yes, no, yes, you can't write, pay, get out, you're free, uncle, you're free, well, come on , come on, come on, come on, get going, get going, get going, don't leave, i know the address, get it underground,
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andryukha! oh, come on, andryukha, don't worry, just, well, you'll patch up the old lady, it's the first time, isn't it, but i, petrovich, got myself into such a mess, in short, i got into a lot of money, what happened, i scratched the bandit's jeep, you can't joke around with these guys, you know, i'm sitting here listening to the radio, they'll tell you such a story, brother, do you know how to get it together, petrovich?
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i don't have soup, come on, let's go sit down, so maybe you need this, what is this, well, what are you, are you crazy or something, i 've never stolen a penny from anyone in my life, don't get all worked up, andryukha, nobody don't make you steal, the bills can be replaced, otherwise... your bandits will finish you off, don't remind me of petrovich, it's so sickening, but what can i exchange it for, i thought to myself, that's a different story, if there's a bride, we'll find my fiancé quickly, what are you talking about, petrovich,
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i have a great craftsman, he makes money, no , you're an honest man, in good standing, i won't check you, everything will work out for you. just let's agree right away: you exchange 30 thousand bucks, 10,000 are mine, the rest are yours, well, we'll shake hands, oh well, oh well. "sure thing, sanya, one more time, sanya you'll call it, okay, here's a habit, after all , i was sanko for 20 years, let's have a drink instead, no, i
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excuse me, i'm in a hurry, just a second, vitaly, come here, please, what is it, is the kupira fake, fake? "girl, you'll have to come with me, what do you mean i'll have to come with you, explain to me what's going on, you tried to pay with a counterfeit bill, how is it counterfeit, it can't be counterfeit, counterfeit, did you check it really, exactly,
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exactly, the same one, yes, so, we need to draw up a report. i don't understand what happened, don't worry, i'll figure it out, after all, this is my job, so it's your card, do i need a receipt? and passport details, why? i'm a policeman, no don't be scared, this is my job, a necessity, although sometimes of course it is necessary to the situation. but in extremely rare cases, by the way, my name is artyom, nice, mutual, anastasia,
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and it is given to our neighbors, yes, i also need your phone number, here is a business card, only a work one, then i will call you at home, we agreed. on the layer, and i will definitely call you when something is clear, by the way, my friend 's name is mukhtar, yes, a charming pis, and what about your girl, margo, margo, margosha, a good name, i have already met her, a fly, by the way, also, no, no, don't be scared in the good sense of the word, oh, decent young man, the girl did something bad to me, i worked late, i'll run away, well, at least it's not a date, thank you again, you're welcome, i'll call you.
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hello, student, you're not in a hurry to get to work, artem valerievich, good morning, elena vladimirovna, look, i can assure you, i 've been working since the morning, in fact, i just stopped by the supermarket on the way, and there was a problem, in short, a crime, the girl paid, a counterfeit bill, i had to figure it out, well of course, girls and crime are just your thing, that's such sarcasm, are you jealous, and then in fact it happened, what's wrong, i don't understand, why should i blame everything? not my sin, okay, what bill, 500 rubles, or what? and why did you decide that it was 500 rubles. well , apparently,
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you're the only one who doesn't know about the appearance of counterfeit five-hundred-ruble notes, today there's just some kind of boom, everyone is bringing these counterfeit bills, though none of the victims remember where they got them from, they could just give them as change, that's why they don't remember where and how, student, do you often pay with thousand- dollar bills so that you get 500 for a task, and sometimes, sometimes, very rarely? take off your hat, hero-lover, what do you like about my hat, i think it's wonderful, and how did the girl get into the coupe, she didn't say, she took it out of an atm, yeah, and you just like that, at first glance, believed the first girl you met, well, you know, i'm a weak man, but i believe all women, i looked into her honest open eyes, my heart melted, and i believed her, yeah, in fact, i believe my eyes and my hands, girl for the first time received a card and doesn't know how to... handle it, i personally withdrew this money for her, you see, i also happened to, well, excuse me, accidentally looked into her wallet, all the cash there was about 30 rubles at most, in short,
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i brought you a new case to count in your wallet, yeah, here's the tailoring, the quality is charming, super, so this is our check, a bizbank transaction, here i wrote down all the data on the card, i can make out the handwriting. can i, nikolai nikolaevich, and the ribbon,
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come in, yeah, well, what can you please me with, nothing yet, i'm talking about the counterfeit five-hundreds, well in in general, our group really wants to do this, and what exactly appeared here, yes, we have a counterfeit banknote received from an atm without... well, okay, go ahead, go for it, go to this bankless bank, meet with the management, with the security service, well, i give the go-ahead, thank you. well
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now like this, yes, here he is, yeah.
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he could have done this, well, for example, the cashier, what are you saying, these are the most reliable people in the bank, so many surveillance cameras, then they are practically never alone in the room, yeah, the collectors, well , the collectors go in pairs, they are carefully checked before and after leaving, they carry cassettes, the cassettes are sealed with money, yeah, that is, as far as i understand, you are absolutely confident in your own people, well of course, they undergo a thorough check before they start working. yeah, well okay, let's say, could an outsider open the atm and replace the bills? no, that 's impossible, but you need to open the atm unnoticed, replace the money, then start
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it up, that's unrealistic, yeah, well okay, that means after all one of the employees, you know, i'd like to look at the personal files of your people and draw some conclusions, maybe by... support, we will do everything possible, hello, nastya, hello, this is artyom bothering you, kolosov, yes, yes, nastya, we checked the situation, the whole, no, no, everything is fine,
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of the kasirs, well , naturally, we will do this with you, naturally, and at the moment i will find out whose was cheated, well , naturally, she will do this, naturally, well and if the money they replaced them only today, then in the heat of the moment, i think we'll be able to find the missing bills, yes, yes, elena vladimirovna, it would be nice to have a couple of bills for each of us in salary, for this work, student, don't forget your folder, artyom valerievich. be careful, what happened? mina, you fool, take your folder, let's go to work, yes, mashenka, yes, yeah, okay, and did you have lunch, yeah, well done, at school, how are you doing, straight a's, yeah, well that's great. the result made grandpa happy,
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yeah, me, well we're working too, and right now we 're working on the case of the counterfeit bills, well the money is counterfeit, yes, so we will reveal it, i will also report the results, okay, fine, well be a good girl, call me, okay, bye... kisses, yeah, i wish i knew when they will have these results, again, hello, good afternoon, so, is there any news? this is the head of the bank's security service pyotr iosifovich, police captain grusnikina, is there anything new? well, unfortunately, so far it's just an assumption, we
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have studied everything most thoroughly, and despite the impeccable dossiers of your employees, we have every reason to believe that real bills were replaced with counterfeit ones today at the cash desk, this is andrey khokhlov's shift, you suspect him, but if he worked there today, some kind of nonsense, unfortunately, all the cashiers left, another shift is working now, this is not a problem, we will visit khokhlov at home, right? well, guys, the weather is sad, a fly, nearby, nearby, the team was, here i somehow elena vladimirovna do not understand, why all this khokhlov is needed, tell me, and it would seem, in your bank, in your workplace to arrange such a circus, then the volume counterfeits, clearly indicates that this is not a handicraft, that is, that is , production, plus he does not work alone , let's go, let's try. yeah, cat, don't be afraid, a fly
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won't touch you, he's kind, no, let's go neighbor, i love neighbors, who's there, open up, police. good afternoon, hello, who 's the police here? i wonder who's the neighbor here? well , in general, this is not for you, we're talking to andrey the khoklov, the kandyukha? so he's not home, and where is he? yes, he's in the garage, he wants to make an old mercedes out of his trough. and can you tell me where these garages are? garages? yes, the garages are not far away, here you'll go out of the entrance to the right, yes, then immediately to the left, and so you'll go straight through the yard. so you'll go through one yard, the second through
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the third yard don't go through, turn left to the river go down, you'll see it there, it's not far, thank you, goodbye, well done, mukh, thank you. owner, somewhere, since when do our garages not close, property, and what's this there? break in, where, i'll call the police now, calm down, everything's fine, who's the police brusnikina, who are you? watchman, i'm elena vladimirovna, can i, just a minute, ah,
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what a beauty! the thread broke, we were late, and you were faithful, fly, ugh, i'll go talk to the guard, come on.
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he got into big money, the bandits ran after him, what bastards, how quickly they worked, well, degenerates, well, nothing sacred, only money, tell me, did you see anyone here yesterday, maybe today, hanging around, maybe someone near the garages, not yesterday, yesterday it was quiet, it seems only our own, so this morning a white four drove up, so, here it stood, yeah, guys came out, two, hung around, well where they went, i didn't see them booths, sat down, drove away. well, i thought maybe they were meeting someone, remembered the numbers, where, my eyesight is not what it used to be, they had cubes hanging on the windshield, yeah, and what kind of little cubes were they, like big ones, white with black holes, it turns out interesting, you didn't remember the number , you saw the cube, why didn't you see the number,
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and it was covered in dirt, no, stop, wait a second , was it covered in dirt or didn't you see it, it was covered in dirt and didn't see it, maybe i'll go. i have work, okay, don't go far, we'll talk later, okay, here you go, come to me, well nasty guy, listen, i called the department, yes, well done, our group of clowns seyskoy sadovsky will be here now, well and rybakov will be recruited, i myself did not want to apologize, but the picture is becoming clearer, look, the khokhlov's money. he replaced him, they removed him, that's it, hello, bro, come out to the patch urgently, yes, urgently, i'm already on my way, after all, i don't think that
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one person could print such a large amount of polish. no, a group worked, that's clear, but how can we look for his colleagues now? well, we need to start with the guard, he's up to something, he's lying, come on, vadim evgenievich, just you be careful, it's guarded, we still need him alive, that's how life ends, was and is not, sadly.
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artyom valeevich, baby, the booth is empty, the guard went somewhere, yes. i looked here, yes, okay, okay, i understand you, student, okay, i'm waiting , the guard got lazy, the intern and i will try to find him, well, you wait for ours, okay, okay, fly, nearby, nearby, great, great, here you go, everything is here, that's
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i will pay off the debt and forget about this once and for all. what about you? will it allow, andryusha, we are now tied in our interests to work together, no, petrovich, i decided to quit, so i'm sorry, what are you doing, dude, dived, why the hell do i need your apologies, i need the money, it's your problem, you yourself set the amount, so here it is, take your share, and i'm going, not so fast, dude, i'm sorry, andryusha, i really need the money. i've been sitting here for too long, approximately like this, yes, by god's grace, greed has ruined it, you should have shared with us, just kidding, don't touch it with your hands, guys, you have no idea that the examination showed, well, don't toymit, this is
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fantasy, the fingerprints of aleksandr. together with the guard match the fingerprints of filippov, that very, very fake money-grubber. wait, nakenovich, you were foaming at the mouth trying to convince me that filippov was gone, that filippov died, that he was blown up , that mincemeat was all that was left of him, where did mincemeat get its fingers from? yes, i also didn't know anything, i kept insisting, but i couldn't be mistaken, there are no other such fingers in the file. so there was another person in the car then, who else? now that's - the investigation will establish, guys, but as i think, in all likelihood, he staged his murder and changed his biography. inaki stepanovich, maybe you will come to work for our department? by the way, tem, give me back his photo, you don’t need it anyway, who filippova,
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which filippova? a... kesha, forgive me, now, now, now, i’ll have a look, i put it aside on purpose, i wanted to give it to you, i put it down now, i didn’t give it to you, no, lena, to you, no, now, kesh, two seconds, now, here, look, now i’ll give it to you. now i’ll wait, here it’s not, kesh, look here yourself, and no, i didn't give it, no to anyone, guys, i beg you, just don't touch me, i'm kesh, kesh, forgive me, i answered a person, kesha. i'm sorry, i didn't want to fuck, yes, we're playing, so, fish,
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excuse me, yes, yes, nastya, good evening, nasten, it's very convenient to talk, - we are in the bank's management. the step copes with this, yes, everything is fine, they took everyone, yes, nastya, if i promised, i'll definitely call, just a little later and was afraid that you were already from work, and i don't have your home phone number, and you will dictate you i will remember, okay, that's it, i will you i'll call, then see you in the evening, that's it, i'll pass it on, yeah, margo sends you greetings, give them to yourself and me, what is this? excuse me, dear friends, allow me, on behalf of our
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bank employees, to congratulate our valiant police on how quickly, efficiently, and clearly they carried out this brilliant operation, how we neutralized the criminal, it will be a professional secret, yes, as i understand it, yes. i wish you health, happiness, success in your personal life, special thanks, of course, must be expressed to mukhtar for the fact that he so clearly brought you to the trail, and hurray, hurray, be modest, young man, be kind, my friends, be kind, a fly for you. excuse me, excuse me, an interview for a newspaper,
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excuse me, an interview for a newspaper, excuse me, you can answer a couple of questions for the newspaper, i'll tell you, and you money for... yeah, what money, at least i'll print an interview with a working man in the newspaper, yeah, you've got it good, you know, i'm working my ass off at a construction site from morning till night, and she's walking around with a tape recorder, and you try to carry buckets of mortar all day, yeah, then your manicure will immediately start to fall off, excuse me, i'm all got it, where, where are you hands, give me your hands, what hands? what kind don't you want, look at these, here's the work, you see, here it is from morning till night, i understand, yes, what do you want, i can only go and eat during the break, what don't you want the setup, don't you want it, yes, but
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it was easy, that there's nothing to say, yes , all sorts of people are living it up on our necks, excuse me, could you answer a couple of questions for the newspaper, hey, what are you doing? hold it, hold it, what are you standing there for, hold it, that's it, now the setup, have you already found what pen, what pen, writing, oh yes. yes, forgive me, i've gone too far, oh, excuse me, oh well, i 'm listening to you, forgive me, but what can i call you, and
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what would you like to call me, well, for example, eduard, no, you know, eduard, too, too much of a name, catchy, no, i, just call me, major, yes, for especially important cases major kolosov, well, you see, i think my case is not that important, no, well, why are you wrong, understand, normal people work in the agencies, and for us... in which agencies? internal? in law enforcement agencies normal people work here and the trouble is to charm a girl like you, and for us it is a very serious priority matter, which we will deal with, i am listening to you. do you understand, major kolosov? business, hello, hello, kolosov, and where is brusnikina? she left, and what are you doing working in her office? no way, my work here has caught me, so i am like, well, when... you grow up at least to
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the rank of captain, you will have your own personal office, and you are the victim, yes, allow me to take junior lieutenant kolosov for 5 minutes, and you are a lieutenant colonel, if you haven't already demoted, then actually i am a senior lieutenant, kolosov, i am behind me, yes, and in 5 minutes i will come and defend you, lieutenant colonel, with your personnel of politics i will hardly become, i will come now as a captain. so it means a major for especially important matters, well what do you say to this dog? sit down, then so, i tell you, yeah, and you bring it to the attention of the others, bring it to the attention of mukhtar.
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kolosov is there, they insistently ask on the second floor, senior kolosov, i leave my jokes for equals in rank, guilty, then so, yeah, they insistently ask to be pay more attention to journalists, that they have recently taken to writing about us, they have taken to it, they write, they write, they write and... there are different ones, yes, but they make a mountain out of a molehill, and serving them hot facts is fashionable now, i understand, there are some of us too , your favorite expression, yes, they blow it out of proportion, they write, god knows what, in general, yeah, if you come across a journalist, or even worse, a female journalist, yes, be more careful, yes, you know, go, go, go, i will be attentive.
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come on, come on, come on, no jokes, yes, a skinny lieutenant colonel, no jokes, please, thank you. have you been working at the newspaper for a long time? no, not long ago, do you like it? a dog's job, oh, sorry, i didn't mean to, a very good dog, you know, he's our best, that's who we should write articles about, yes, i'd be happy to, but will i have so many troubles at work because of this dectophone? yes, it's a really unpleasant story, well, what can i say, there are just a lot of such stories, unfortunately, they are rarely revealed, what...
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we'll do everything possible, but the chances are slim, yes, that doesn't mean we won't look, we i understand, but you must understand me too, the dictaphone is an editorial one, i am financially responsible, whether it was stolen or not, no one will ask me, i will have to pay back the money, and it costs a lot, i missed something,
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dog worried? well, my dog ​​is a boy, i mean a man, and like every gentleman, he gets a little worried in the presence of a charming lady, but to be honest, smells, feel, it smells like fresh bread, and there are many other smells here, yes, it seems. there is a bakery nearby, yes, close, right here, that was, right here, yes, and what do you think your rich imagination tells you, and you know, my rich imagination tells me a lot of things, but it’s better not to specify, don’t ask about it, be scared if i tell you, my sharp mind tells me that i need to strike the only, true, correct, decisive blow, but... i don’t know where, okay, comrade major, well, don’t be angry with me, by god, well, it
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was a joke, forgive me, my name is tyoma, and artyom still needs to be earned, major, by solving a particularly important crime, but for example, my dectophone, okay, i’ll find it, just don’t get angry, although it suits you too, if you at least remembered the attacker, it would be much easier for me, well, maybe i remembered, and if i see him, i will identify him, you see, when i bring him to you for identification, and the builder of this boor, oh, if i see him, i will definitely find out how well everything is going for you, if only i had proof, i would be a general, well, maybe at least a major, okay, let's go look for your witness, the construction site is here, apparently , only one, this is there, unless of course your builder is not a plumber from the nearest dez, fly, let's go, and forgive me for this joke, but understand, our work is so boring, monotonous, here's a girl... a handsome one comes, well, of course i want to have a laugh, and why not, are we going to walk around
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the construction site, oh, be careful, haven't you noticed, i'm wearing heels, what are you saying, i even noticed the beauty of your charming legs, hold on tight, and what does your imagination tell you now, and my imagination is immersed in the world of dreams and desires, the mukhtar will work for me for now, yes fly, fly, go ahead, but it will be... your dog's fantasy, yes, but you can't discount, my student fly, there is a certain contact between us and he knows exactly what to do, please, will, yes i don't know what kind of contact there is between you, but i feel that you cannot avoid physical contact, my god, my heart is fluttering, i'm ready, i'm in anticipation, you don't need him... to flutter so much, you have nothing to do, i meant this cute builder,
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i'll tear your legs off now, he's really cute, and so it was you who got your tape recorder stolen today, and you showed up yourself and brought your boyfriend, nice to feel like your beloved, this is not my boyfriend, and why did you show up, and even brought a dog, get in the way, how quickly do you refuse to testify, came for a walk, to look at the beauty, to watch the work, the police elder of kolos. today you witnessed a crime, we need to talk, what kind of crime is this, well, boss, two days ago they stole four bags of cement, what a crime, yes , we'll deal with the bags a little later, but for now let's solve the problems with the recorder, are you ready to answer my questions, then i'm waiting for you, only in your office, okay, otherwise the work is boring, you will owe yourself, guys, that's why nothing is happening in the country, no one wants to work, only to rest. won't, they'll grab you in the cops, clown, we'll give you
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a lift now, when it's more convenient for you and i must definitely write down your phone number, but in order to report progress to the investigation, okay, of course.
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fonchik grabbed, he's so, so cropped, and his height, and i didn't remember his height, no, well, i don't pay attention to men at all, so to speak, you forgot where you are, so i i'll explain it to you now, got it, got it, everything, everything, a hint, got it, if you got it, let's turn on your brain, get to the point, work off your leave, what else can you remember about the burial, give me the little things, the details, well, what can you remember, what can you remember , i hear a girl scream, i turned around, i look, and this short-haired pretzel is running away, he flew by like a ghost, well , why didn't you help the girl, since
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you don't pay attention to men, helping is your job. and my job is to carry bricks, oh-oh-oh, whoever is talking, you and bricks are incompatible things, lazybones? okay, boss, why are you pressing my conscience, what? well, you yourself, by the way , hit on that victimized woman during working hours, so go easy on the expression, choose them, what 's wrong, or what? well, i saw it, i saw it, i saw it, he's around her like a cat around sour cream in circles, circles, well , by the way, nothing's growing with her, what 's wrong, what's wrong? well, those like it when love is proven by deeds, come on, come on, in more detail from this point on, come on, for example, in front of your eyes i have, a cop, so, go on, go on, a cop, you said that, a policeman, yeah, well, to pull flowers from a flowerbed, yeah, or to punch some hooligan in the face, that
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's so primitive, listen, well, i'll try, well , hello, to the pub, that's also the case, yeah, and i'm into... into women, that's what i understand, yeah, i have, by the way, four children in five cities, five of them are four, and what about the fifth, i couldn't, well, look, yeah, what i could, i couldn't, i have sasha in nizhny novgorod, once, we were building a boiler room there, so, that means, i have lenochka in ivanova, so in ivanova, lenochka, well, no, wait. well, that's enough, i've had enough, well, that's it, that's it, that's it, i'm silent, i 'm silent, that's it, you can't fool around with her, she's stern,
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tolya, just tell me honestly, do you remember all your children? which children, tyoma? you might as well ask this question in front of people, that would be funny. but maybe, well, try. okay, next time. no, really, there's a theoretical psychologist here who put forward a hypothesis, i want to test it. you know, for some reason, the psychologist who stole a refrigerator from a kindergarten doesn't want to catch my eye, kindergarten, you say? yeah, well then, at least it's clear where you got this ball from, tell me honestly, you bought it for yourself. i bought it for a stab, well, well, did you like the color, look at it, no, well the color is certainly nice, but danki is a bit late in my opinion with such a sword , here are the flies just right, yeah, fly, come to me, come, beggar, ask uncle tolya, he's kind, he'll give it, so
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you're playing with the dog, but there's no lieutenant colonel, and we're in trouble. "i feel trouble in my gut, lena told me who the victim is, so you make sure that everything it was in the best possible way, you won't get away with a lot of trouble, that is, under such, well, you can still rely on me, everything will be on point, i warned you, yes, yes, that's right, that's it, lenka let it slip, fly, that's it, give me the ball, ugh, out of harm's way." then hold on, more, watch that with this victim, no hanky-panky, you understood that, not exactly,
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in the end in battle, what? well, well, well yes or no, well, it's a piece of cake, you play the hooligan, i play the hero, well, kindergarten, well, honestly, what are you talking about, this is a small psychological experiment, well, a test, psychological, you know, well, here's an investigative experiment, when we conduct an investigative experiment, do you tell me that this is kindergarten or not, well , it's important to me, but one asshole claims that this is exactly how it is, but i'm interested in watching, you know, i want to be a director for a little while, to see how it happens, but i won't succeed, i you an artist, or what? no, you don't need to be an artist, you have such a texture, yes, you are with her before, she will command herself, you don't have to do anything, you just come out from around the corner, she's already, here i am and once, who should i, you, well, no, well then, having finished speaking, wait, but i have to somehow, what should you, well, wait, well , you attack, i have to defend, well, i have to show, well, i'm careful, i , well, i'm not very to the side, no, well, god forbid, tolya, well , let's do it the day after tomorrow, the match is on me... the table,
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the beer is on me, the snack is on me, i take everything myself, but i want to see it at least once, how it happens from the outside, okay, okay, i'll send lyudka to the theater the day after tomorrow, and to two performances, in the morning with danka, and in the evening with a friend the whole day without her, she won't mess with your brains, okay, brother, well, i'll just a little bit and well, she'll definitely go here or definitely checked, and how will i recognize her, i 'll call you on your mobile, suddenly it won't work, it will work, if anything, i 'll whistle to you, shout loudly or grunt, okay, okay, well, go ahead, you'll see her, she's so dark, a colorful fur coat, i don't talk about football forget it, okay, it's covered, come on, the fly is nearby.
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me, he set me up, yes, what about the major, detain him, why didn't you detain him, and the dog? your decorative one too, why detain him, for attempting to attack me, what attempt at attack, there was no attack, i saw it, otherwise i would have detained him, i doubt it, it's good that i carry a pepper spray with me now, otherwise the police won't do anything you won't get any help, what's wrong with my recorder, what's your name? my name is the victim, until you find my recorder, please call me that, citizen victim, you see, we have a lot of things to do, we have a murder, a robbery, a rape, we have blood, you see, and you, well, in short, we are questioning witnesses. we are looking for your recorder in your case, so far without result, that's all, yes, that's all, i hope that no one else attacks you, not a criminal, not a ghost, no one
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