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hero, that was a battle, that's it, that's what i call it, an epic battle, you saw them all, like me, that's it, you wouldn't have been any different, you saved a life, thank you, contact me, you get a separate favor for the ammo, from the villains, probably, and from them too, what is this, that's a game grenade. it's a grenade, it's, it's a sham, i can't tell a sham from a grenade, igor, it's real, who are you kidding, you're fooling me, i know your blatant scams, igor, lie down and run, son of a bitch.
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you don't want to explain anything to me, and this is for you, and what happened? an interesting book, how to raise your authority, so i haven't even read it, but i read it, an interesting point, to... attract a woman's attention, they recommend ignoring her, that's why you haven't answered my calls all day, it just seemed to me that you began to lose interest in me, so you decided not to discuss it with me, but simply to manipulate me, amazing, lyosha, really, and what about just talking to her, yes, probably it was necessary... just talking, oh,
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now your authority is below the baseboard, lyosha, well at least higher than yours, why are you doing this to my self-respect, lyosha, no, well, you saw, she threw a tantrum, just like in a book, i need to read it, i'll throw tantrums myself. look, sorry, maksimov, op, op, what's the difference, silence, and i turned off your coca-cola, the dog told me, what does it have to do with it, i figured it out myself, well done, yours, of course. thanks for the advice, good
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man, i can give you another one, come on, you're good at this with your jokes, your idiotic army ones, this is what you joke with me, because i'll beat you anyway, you i understand that, okay.
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oh, what else, well thank you, old thing, thank you, thank you, yeah, yeah, that's it
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, that's it. so here's a present for you, sit in the ravine, wait, go. yeah, lyoshenka, well send me your address, yeah, that's it, bye- bye, bye-bye, yeah, yeah, go, go, go, i'll be there in a minute, well, old man, happy birthday.
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congratulations, well thank you, well say something. well, congratulations on another funny thing, that gnezdilov will come now, he'll start telling, there's no evidence, no witnesses, suicide, yeah, i get it, and what about you i haven't looked at it yet, i just arrived, it's locked, so what, the owner is inside, knock, well, that 's the problem, look, there are no valuables, similarly, murder with the intent to rob, it's very possible, you saw a bundle, look, look, had a drink, thanks,
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play outside. are you crazy, igor, are you crazy, you have no one to throw a stick at, if i'm late, i have these humidifying reasons, i didn't have hot water, i washed my head in a teapot, you have a big teapot, i'm not complaining, igor, listen, did you by any chance forget that you're at work, you broke my glass, and so here it is he said he would give it back, but the money was stolen from him, can you imagine what it means to be stolen, he says, and if i find it, find it, well, everything is clear here. the killer, the mariak, all the ordinary people through the doors, and this one through the hatch, well, you know how much this garbage costs, you know, just to clarify, the killer is a sailor, so we will find a man in a vest, we will solve the case, the guard, that's it, i'm going to the department, bye igor, congratulations, maksimov, thank you, you got
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of questions, the police, and the warrant? what order, what order? what order do you need? well done, igor, there's a murderer, there's a sailor, are you out of your mind at all, you're crazy, what kind of murderer, this is the famous fashion designer gentie. who are you scratching, what a mandelier, all the famous mandeliers have the last name either dolchin or gaban, where to look, where everywhere, there is, a phone with a laptop, which i took to baryga, where i got it, i found it, i found it on the street, on the street, yes, yours, no, no, you planted it on me, that is , you want to say that the dog planted the driver's license of the murdered koltsov on you. where the cutlet got stuck, i have drops
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where everything is fine, idiot, where, oh you, oh you, come on, i'll finish the story, well, go ahead. sit down, why did you kill koltsov? yes, i didn't kill him, you're lying, i didn't kill him, i did it, when did i found it, he was already dead, and i wonder why you didn't call the police then,
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because, what did i take, what was the mellophone, the phone, huh? and what was the wallet, oh how generous, well , come on, come on, took the laptop, well , pour more, come on, cake, what a cake, it was so beautiful there, delicious, probably there was an inscription on it, that's the end, name, name, i don't remember the name, or maybe you're lying, there was no cake, how can that be, it's at my home, at home, at home, and i'm not hungry, home, quickly, got it, stand, stand, ate it, yes, that was evidence, you understand that as a hereditary sailor i
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vomit on an empty stomach, then the cake can't be evidence and he'll soon shut up. name, igor, idiot, name on the cake, remember, it's the end, and me, i ate it, everything is necessary, well, did you find anything? yes, i found it, here, it threatens. i also found a cake, what a cake with threats, i mean i found it, and the nest ate the name, igor, idiot, ate the name, and what are you going to do now, i don't know, i'll probably go to work, to this one, i'll chat with colleagues, like hot, no,
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i'll... drink, thank you, guys, thank you, thank you, well, it wasn't necessary, well what else have you come up with, wow, wow, you're giving it away, hello, sorry, but it's okay, we actually have a closed one here. that is , you invited an ambulance, but forgot about the police, and i also really like to have fun, why is your birthday so fun, it's just that my friends threw me a bachelor party before the wedding, a bachelor party, yes , i know, we came here, this is the end, grisha,
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that's how they joke, grisha is me, forgive me, he's a cliptomaniac, we're getting treatment. ugh, let's talk, grisha, please, have fun, get treatment, go for a walk, so, what's the point actually business, uh-huh, vadim, koltsova, did he have any enemies, ill-wishers, maybe with vadim, something? happened, answer my question, yes no, yes or no, yes, that is, no, he had a conflict with his ex-wife, she even said that she would kill him, but then she was killed, what wait, vadim, vadim is dead, how did you
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guess? everything was confirmed, our new suspect is dasha koltsova, 29 years old, by the way, she was the wife of this murdered vadim, he divorced her a year and a half ago, and naturally, she stalked him after that. by the way, she recently got out of a madhouse, well, and i knew shit, that the killer is crazy, of course, a fisherman is a fisherman, it's called nonsense, all for flounders, of course, i deliberately
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spread the wrong news in order to confuse the envious, bash, i should visit this crazy woman, yes, here naturally, oh, look, well, what, what, gentlemen, detectives, i think so, i need to visit this dasha, after all, he's literally reading my thoughts, and mine too, come on igor, massage my brain, well, you're not a goat, oh, i'm going to knock someone off now, who are you knocking off here, yours, well... froze a little, and i somehow in childhood, you had a childhood, yes, i even had a birthday, wow, just like you
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shut up and smashed a vase with your head, how would you know, you still have one ear higher than the other, which is noticeable, yeah, well of course, i would do the same for you, with these psychos you always need to be on guard. igor, i'm always on guard. press, press, she's gone. girl, it's the police. open the door, otherwise he'll break it down, from the police, yeah, from her, my dear, well that's what i thought right away, so what
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do you need the police, vadim koltsov, your ex husband, well, he died, vadim, how did he die, they killed him, really, that's just wonderful, a a yes, i'm just glad that he died, yes, i hated him, yes, i wonder, girls, the beach can go, well, please, wipe your feet, and your face, igor, what about wiping your ass, god, you killed him, i'm ma'.
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the last question, i say, that's it, tell me, yesterday night where were i and my friend, so i have, by the way, she can confirm, yes, that we have such a nervous, oh, you also noticed, i have a good psychologist, i can recommend you, no, recommend better give me your phone number so i can call your friend, it's autumn with you, yes, and i'll check your albi. of course, of course, of course, no, well done, at least some use from you, barush,
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who are you anyway, maybe you are with him, hello, sorry, and you still have a long time, you hello, grandpas, allow me to introduce myself, a famous psychoanalyzer, ah, if you only knew how many show business stars i helped like that. i suggest you go through a session of sexual harassment with me, got it, let's go, oh, listen , you came with him, yes, yes, you can introduce us to him, are you serious, well, he has
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eyes like vandam, what kind of vandam is he, he looks more like a bald bearded jerk , in my opinion he's a very interesting man, yes, how interesting is he, what is he, he lives with a dog, and i... so i call me somehow timchin pencil, excuse me, is that the smell from you, what kind of, it's, it's not me, it's the dog he lives with, that bastard, when are you already dry, and you have blood, police, oh, well done, get up,
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can i literally take a photo with you for a second. yeah, please, oh, and you 're so old, unexpectedly, yeah, well, never mind, i would have hooked up with you anyway, grandpas, well , grandpas, go, your bastard ruined my entire personal life, creature, son of a bitch, uncle, yeah, yeah, uncle, daria koltsova, you know. no, of course i know, we vacationed together, what are you telling me are you planning to beat me with this axe, maybe yes, yes, to check for reflection, i'll quickly figure out who's crazy, what kind of crazy am i, yes, i
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was pretending to be a madhouse so as not to go to prison, and you promised to call darya koltsov's husbands, quietly quietly, yes, i was pretending to be a cool killer, i wanted to make some quick money from him, i didn't kill anyone. so what were you fooling her about? so what? maybe i saved the guy, she could have hired a real killer later, i saved him so much that he's even dead now, that's how it is, oh well, well, i'm out of business now, okay, this at night, where will you be, i mean, you 'll ask later where you were last night, yes, i 've been drinking since yesterday morning. drying out , ask barman igor what he got into trouble for, it's just not my fault, degenerate, i'll give you shit, this
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gop, psycho, killer, small -timer, i'm like a friend in the third. now how things turned out, i'll go puke some water from you, come on, come on, come on, give, come here, tell me, i'll show you to a dog psychologist, what are you doing, come on , leave her, ugh, go ahead, that's it. see you later, hello, and who's this? a lawyer? dasha hired, where do people get so much money from? what, are we having a holiday today,
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lyosha, an open house? no, what holiday? about something? she just opened the door with a birdhouse. wait a second, are you here for me? oh, yeah, for you, for you, for you. hello again, we are investigating the murder of vadim koltsov, we have a couple of questions for you, and how can i help you, well... who hired you to defend daria, and hello, igor, i'm here, but i have no right to disclose information about my clients, and are you sure that you are a lawyer, and are you sure that you policeman, and i asked first, and igor, don't distract me, man, you see that he won't show me his id, yes, id - easy, so quietly, what are you doing, calmly,
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so it's fake, give it back, let's go, let's walk, i got it like this, what a bastard, is this private property, a car? calmly, everyone's already dead, whoever needed to, bastard, missed, do you mind if we inspect your apartment, pack it, pack it!
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your mother, maksimov, why did you hesitate me, igor, excuse me, the transmission, something's wrong, what mission? impossible, which one, are you in charge my success? oh yes, i do, but i can't remember your successes, naturally, you have senile scoliosis, you've seen it, a man with an x-ray, and a bone, can't you remember my achievements? no, igor, let me remind you,
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scalioznik, well done, you'll pass, no, look, a 21st century invention, keys, leg, wow, there's a whole arsenal here, yes, yes. you danakiri grandfather left one
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secret technique as an inheritance, and the technique, igor, technique, technique, open, technique, yeah, that's all that grandfather left you as an inheritance, go to hell, look, igor, an invention of the 21st century, keys, flash drive, well, what would you do without me, oh my god, no, well, no, well, well, what is this, well, who kills such a person? well, this is , well, a setup, well, well, obviously, well, this is a circus,
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igor, a circus, it doesn't look like, there is a video of our murder here, oh, well, no, well, this can't be washed by god, well, the killer doesn't look like either a moron or a madman, here, igor, it turns out that everything you said before is a gray cable, no, these are false conclusions, it's just a video, i wonder who filmed this video? here, lyoshenka, i have a question, this our the pseudo-lawyer has come to his senses already, so, bitches, i think so, we need to talk to this lawyer, igor, stop reading my thoughts already, and what should i do if i
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on saturdays at 20:00 on ntv. okay, well, that's it, i'm off,
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you sow, come here, suck. greetings to you, kind person, i am not a kind person, i am very evil, very greedy, now you will kill yourself in this, i have seen it, i have seen it, and what do you want, kind person, i want a lot of money. in foreign currency, it was you who killed vadim, you, you are right, i admit
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, it was i who killed vadim, that's it, here you are, here is your turbo, and i recorded you on a dictaphone, battery, dead? yeah, so your whole gang, i warn you, i have a black train for karkady, and max, well, what are you standing there for, kill him, oh, come on, go help the disadvantaged, what, five against one? hello, are you a kind person? yes,
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even you there, hello. a wonderful day to pacify. pfft-pfft-pfft, what are you saying? today is my birthday, today i can't. so, such is fate? yeah, yeah. now this is getting interesting yeah yeah, and you know what i do to my students... i fall in love with them at the first lesson on the volume, almost anything can be a deadly weapon.
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yeah, i have a black belt in hibiscus, well , bite off, bite off, i'll go save maksimov. and in my opinion, it's high time to give up, never, no, will remain only one, and you thought you had to go to the naklaut, yeah, and bitch,
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i'm warning you, i'm a scary person, where have you been hanging out, and did you shit
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yourself? vital, birthday, sad holiday,
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what moron came up with the idea to make me a tenant? i'm serious, well done, moron, i agree, well done! interest, no
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, well tell me, huh? last year at least the whole department gave me a card, and what about this year? and i realized, yes, i realized a long time ago that all these crows, boots, balls, all these are your gifts, let's go, i 'll buy you a sugar bone, you'll gnaw on it for my health, let's go, forward, forward, let's go, let's go, home, darling,
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happy birthday, happy birthday, happy tuesday, what is it, what is it, well, that's all, lena, yes, thank you, lena. i, thank you, i, ah, i understand, my tuesday movie viewing was ruined, yes, yes, by a star, copper, maksimov, i don't know what kind of junk they gave you, but i have a present for you, you 'll be stunned, for this, a self-portrait, i wrote it myself, well, i posed so much that it felt like yes, from an autograph, oh, you say, i didn't write it myself, well done, thank you, i surprised you, that's how it is... and i can't do it like i can yet i can lay anyone down with the power of my gaze, here 's anyone, the party has already started, go away, go, well, lesha is just clean in a suit, i,
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come on, laid him down completely, no, but it was originally a different plan at the palace, yes. wow, hands, yes, i wanted to wipe the windshield, i 'll wipe it for you now, max, make a wish, i want, shut up.
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