tv Pyos-5 NTV August 15, 2024 12:00pm-1:00pm MSK
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let's talk, hi, hi, i'm going out, i didn't get it, do you know each other or something, dogs, when the dog lived, with you, alena, we played with him very often, i don't understand anything at all. who are you? i'm lena's cousin, yegor. what did you hear about that 100 years ago, yegor? wait, but i thought, who am i to her? a lover? i thought someone was demanding money from lenna. well, actually, not from her, he's demanding it from me. i owe some serious people there. and... she was just helping
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to collect money, and you yourself, who are you now, oh well, lena doesn't have a lover, you can go after her no more follow, come on, bye, what, vindal? keyboard kicked out of the house, no, do you hear, you won't wait, bought a portable toilet, now where i want, when i want, and what's so difficult, you should have installed it here right away instead of the driver's, i would have slept here everything else, this is india, fortunately you have a hole, so the main thing is not to fall asleep at the wheel, igor, otherwise...
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look, uncle, what a sandwich ford, here, bring your bowl, i'll put it for you, hey, why are you hypnotizing me, i said i won't put it on the floor, i vacuuming here, okay, let's do it this way, i'll give you two casseroles, and you give me one of your bowls , come on, here's some sausage. petrushka, oh, look at me, i'm even listening, well, whoever doubted it, yeah, yeah, yeah, say it, yeah, got it, maybe some. no, well, tell me that a husband and wife
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so, look, victim, i don't have time anymore, victim, wanted to become a magician, was rehearsing a trick, apparently something didn't work out, went wrong. it sank, all business is covered, it climbed into the bathtub right like this, like this, like this, and fully clothed, well yes, i 've done it 100 times, no, you're a completely different matter, igor, well done, victim boris barinov, 35 years old, businessman, lives alone, the key was on the sink, fits the lock, yes, i'm telling you, it's a stupid accident, listen, igor, and you, when you climb into the bathtub fully clothed and in chains, you kind of... tape it up, well yes, it happened, that's it, lyosha, we're closing the case, go tape your mouth shut, you 're laughing in vain, the dude really wanted the glory of copperfield, david, what does david have to do with it, you you know how much illusionists earn,
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well, well, more than i do, you know , some kind of trick, and of course, if i had... instructions, i would have mowed down so much money , more than the artists in tv series, if i had instructions, i'm your mother, a trick with chains in an aquarium, they are the pile, what happened? "nothing happened, i'm not talking to you, why am i not talking to you, i don't understand, uncle, are you ignoring me or something, and you never ignore me, so go away, complain to copperfield,
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boris is a good neighbor, quiet, calm, yeah no, he was unsociable, a real picky one, he rarely received guests, okay, you say, no one suspicious has come into the house lately, yes, this morning he was alone, in a coat, what are you lying about, he was wearing a long raincoat, come on, he was still so young to say hello.
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fuck! you're dead, you're dead, hello, i don't understand how this is, and i'm still on, fear you're dead, it's not scary, police, boris barin, once a week rented a room from you, you know, yes, i know, but he was. not alone, well of course, with a beautiful brunette, with you, so you died, sorry, name, karina, max, and the girl's name, i don't remember, don't remember, it's a pity, but i, it seems,
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do you think they are so harsh, what does this have to do with it, i'm a pokus, i'm a pokus, hello, we are kyuryev from the police, but the meeting is not scheduled, we don't have a warrant, come on in, that is, i can go, yes, come on in, yeah, it's kind of awkward here, yeah. wait, vbuben, and pokusy, smoke from a finger, i didn't understand what this is, who are you anyway, actually i am a very famous illusionist, a man, is this with you, no, they don't take people like that into the police, but he serves, wow, you're
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such a goat, guys, guys, oops, and what about you? blizzadski, yes blizzadski i have never had, well, what are you doing, and the smokers, i'm an ispollution, ah, twins, oh, i'll get to you. well , ugh, excuse me, well, demonstration, your character has already gotten on my nerves, excuse me, and what question do you have, and we from the police are going to yuriev's. these are the ones who don't have a warrant, yeah, those same ones, but to talk, you don't need a warrant, you don't need one, but it's not here now, it'll be back soon, you sit down, wait, goats, thank you, freaks, oh, i'll finish them
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off and i won't care that they're twins, and who are you, are you crazy, and don't you recognize me or something, i'm well-known illusionist, and the security has already reported you, do you want to bite igor? one second, igor, come on, hello, it worked, i'm calling the fireman, call him, yes, i understand , i understand, there's little time, hurry up, and what about them, yes, i understand. yes, i think nothing terrible will happen, let's somehow resolve this issue already, maxim, what the hell is this, one second, so, who are you,
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which means there's an investigation, and i'm from the police, now my two questions, barinov was killed , i know how they killed him, and your wife had an affair with him, do you know what you just said, yeah fuck you, the answer is wrong, what's wrong with you? right now yes, okay, okay, well let's go, i'll take you, let me go, i say, but it hurts , let's go, let's go, let's go, neutralize , neutralize, kogly, my car was near barinov's house, and what, well... i was driving by, my lawyer will smear you, and the fact that you have a motive, the fact that your fingerprints
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are at the crime scene too, the lawyer will help with that again, i just wanted to give him a spanking, and i overdid it, when i arrived, he was already dead, i... tried to get him out of the water, but he was already cold, that is, not you, not me, and if not you, then who, well, i won't put it past you, here, here's just the snag, which a lawyer can't handle, igor from the party, straight to work.
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indeed, the victims oleg and boris are connected, everything is the other way around, what, and don't pay attention, you i'm talking about the dog, connected, i hope, not by the circle of these amateur magicians, the circle of swindlers, there is businessman andrei ilyin, well, he suffered from their actions, now that's a motive, there was a trial, a scandal, but he didn't achieve anything, went bankrupt and works at a car service now, yeah, i have his photo and the address of the service where he works, yeah, oops, yeah, did n't expect it, how i'm igor, the master appeared, effectively, we say goodbye to you, after all , igor, right? not why goodbye we say hello, yes we say hello, hello, hello, by the way, they called me from television itself and oh well, they asked me to participate, what are you doing, tell me more quietly, they asked me to participate in the program freaks among us, by the way,
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who are freaks, they are people like you, they are the most elite magicians, here i am, here i am i thought, i thought so, i thought so, now slava herself is now knocking on my door , singer, slava, well... slavik, slava, what am i talking to you about, by the way, i prepared a trick, awesome, you'll be stunned now , check it out, it's called disappearing from under the blanket, come on, akola-kakola, freaks among us, igor, are you alive, yes, i'm alive, but something went wrong here, i can't go out, well...
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lelezhi now you and igor have been taken away, they are criminals, you understand? razdov and barinov, right? yes, with their machinations they drove me into a financial hole. i am still paying off my debts. and you decided that if they disappeared, your life would immediately become easier. no, i didn't kill them. i wanted to sue them for fraud. i didn't. and why then did the witnesses hear threats? and i don't deny it. in my place , anyone would have lost their temper. aren't we, i wonder, if you're not guilty at all,
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then why did you lose the trials, because it was their lawyer, this cunning bastard, who changed everything, and his name is oleg, his last name, somehow i don't remember, oh, don't pay attention, don't distract me, a new trick, igor, yes, yes, it didn't work, a knife swallowed, the doctors said that it was dangerous to take it out through the mouth, and so, and through, and through amperation, i couldn't handle it, igor, so i can handle it, look how i held it for you, an absolutely budget option, fuck you, and the main thing, lyosha, they gave me a laxative, so we're waiting, that's it, that's a man's act, yes, yes, yes, but now the main thing is not to forget and not to move and not to sit down. and the fact that you can cut up all the furniture, then you'll have to sleep
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like a stick horse, like a stick horse, i 'll ask, of course, igor, how can you, oh, what is it, here it is, here i am, here it is, so, igor, no need, need, oh, wow, wow, lyosh, i've only seen this in the movies, there, however, three of the fist were lesbians, here one, but from... it continues, as i see, it's better for you not to see it, yes, that's for sure, and what are we taking away the rise, that's it, and the door, the door, close the door, i made inquiries, yeah, the murdered drozdov and barinov had a third companion, a certain oleg barsukov, so the three of them carried out their machinations, igor, so the drone, has it sucked its sting back in? that's it, that's it, froze, froze, then,
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the killer could be hunting him, yeah, and where is he now, well, we're following him on the mobile, what are you doing this with, oh, elena nikolaevna, the loyalty program with berspasibo has been updated and has become even more profitable with a subscription with berim, plus two top cashback categories, 1% on everything, twice as many bonuses every month, in sber it's more profitable with prime. it's finally started, why are you so nervous, it's just a trick, you have nothing to worry about, because i'm using the very records that you gave me, you know, i could have become a great trick. but you, here
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to kill you, i don't know, what do you mean i don't know? well, what did he look like, at least some kind of maniac, that's it interesting girls beach two of his friends were killed and they tried to kill him, and he drinks water, and i don’t know, listen, what did you do that they tried to kill you, the hell knows, i have no idea, your iq is clearly over ten, you understand that he will return for the ladies, well, you protect me, listen, can i get some air, and oh-oh-oh, come quickly, quickly, quickly! obviously, unbelievably, igor, igor, what are you doing, well, get up, get up, quickly, well, you’ll cut the chair again now, oh, do you hear, go away, we have coffee, more, say, uh, uh, uh,
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what's wrong, get out of here! do you think i was joking about the other dog? where are you? i wasn't joking, i'll change it for you, lyosha, with a lapdog or some husky, give it to me, please, never, i'll change it for a dog, and this, by the way, needs to be thought about, thank you, i got it, i got it, a connection was found between the three victims, all three, the drowned barinov, the one stabbed with a sword by thrushes and badgers, who they wanted to blow up, were classmates of all... the three bullied the other classmates, but dmitry morozov got it especially bad, i wonder why? yes, in that's the thing, for nothing, the boy was into magic tricks, his father left him a family heirloom, an ancient manuscript with secrets on how to do a trick, but igor, so what? so what, igor, so what, what does igor have to do with it? and what are you,
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scratching your nickel, pinocchio? so what? so he says, i something? i don't get it, are these vechdoki? this, no, this, this is from, this is from the biblio, the library, this is the library, anyway, one day these three stole the manuscript, made their own corrections to it, well, just to have fun, what a bastard, yes, dmitry was rehearsing the trick, but did it according to the damaged instructions, as a result of which he got badly burned, imitated unsuccessful foxes, did the same as they did with them, library, you say, yes, yes, degenerate, he has the library, i leave. at the crime scene fragments of a damaged manuscript, where should we look for this dmitry? he is often seen near the old circus school.
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emperor heron, where are you hanging around, i'm already tired of waiting for you, are you coming, no, well, i don't like the circus, what, in vain, but i love, understand what? only your portraits hang, clowns, grandfathers in bathing suits, exactly, this is the same real art, and what do you know about it, don't you, do i want you? show kolava, well , as usual, on different sides, come on igor, go, there are plenty of little traps for you here
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that's it, stop running sit down. escape is not my thing, my thing, that's the least they deserve, these three ruined my career, my appearance, and my whole life, well, you seem to have taken revenge, well, you're a good boy, sit down, sit down, rest, 8 years, you don't understand, stand. only if you won't run later, come on!
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that's a plus, undoubtedly, he's already been opened, and the coffin don't need, there's already one, take more, two, and he was a magician, to be honest, so, i would ask about the dead, either good, or not about me, or good. by the way, who's in the second half, look what's in the second half, what's uncle, you stay here, and i'll get my lapdog, i hate these tricks, it's some kind of nightmare, no, it will be a nightmare. later, when you tell why you lied in court, why you maimed the man, why you ran with a gun? everyone stand still, and i and me, and i
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