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well, go ahead and tell me, everything is fine, everything is fine, here is your book with him in the hospital, quietly, quietly, quietly, he hid it in the nightstand, don't be a tattletale, you can't do that with bears, give it here, vladlena evgenievich, ah, of course, an honest relationship. for your help, always, please, between honest people, everything is correct here, thank you , what is this? this is your article, you can read it, i left you a bookmark there.
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it turned out, i thought so, you, you have already stocked up, probably, yes, that's just what they are getting ready for, comrade lieutenant colonel, and what yes, we are purely symbolically all our own, well, here in the department, if it is impossible to go to the department, we can , as it were, in the department, you know, it's generally good that you haven't had time to stock up yet, but you get my point. well, to take it and upset me like that. a typo, imagine, a simple typo. and
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"what, i'll give it back to him, why does he need it, hi, and why are you dressed like that, clean, smelled good, some things, i even ironed them, yes, no, you won't go to the wedding like that." elena nikolaevna, you have a husband, you decide for him, well, you know, i've already taken care of my husband, commendable, this is how a person who is going to a friend's wedding should look, well , of course, i can't, you'll have to go without me, and why am i not surprised, go ahead, lesha. what are you looking at? do you think i
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like that my wife is wearing a tuxedo to you? choose, decide! max, clever girl, how did i get all of us a fat conductor, why a conductor, this is mine from the prom, what are you laughing at, well i wasn't always as built-in handsome as i am now... there used to be a little bit too much, by the way you don't have any suit at all.
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put it on, put it on. and we smile, smile, so, wow, i'm carefully filming you, and then you film me in my luxurious darkness, well it's like a cow in a saddle, film the groom, who 's the groom, yeah, leonov, you're getting married, congratulations, so, limonidov is standing there like a gogol, oh, talaf great, so you have such a happy face, shut up, my ears are wilting, i'm not talking to you, you beep, beep, and where's the bride, yeah, here
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do you agree, vakhtan kleonov, to love, to protect and cherish your wife, huh? to defend and build your family hearth, to support your wife in everything and to be her reliable support, i agree, aside, aside, woman, woman, please, please, no, no, please, please, please, help, please, i really, please, please, saved helped.
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i not only closed the case, i also tore off irreparable evidence, filmed the criminal in all her beauty during the attack, well, where is the attack here? i didn’t hear that the brick had escaped, no, of course not, well , his bride is free, check her address, yes, i remember where she lives. hey, uncle, maksimov, and you are going
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to go to the arrest in a tuxedo, and that, in my opinion, is very brutal, you will fight, you will stain and tear the suit, change, do you really think that the bandits will wait until i i'll start to preen, that's it, if you rip the suit i bought you, will you really divorce me, i'll find other levers of pressure, that's it, cabbage rolls. gone, now this video will be seen by limonidov, and i'll blackmail you, well , if of course you don't pester me, like a listen, well that's not a problem, i immediately figured out how to pester me enough, yeah, well you see, how good, i warned you, maksimov, the most tragic moment, i'll take off my jacket,
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sorry, my face is covered, i thought you were an animator, but you're from the cops, you're fucked! put it out, put it out, put it out, oops, you want to ruin my wedding again, i wasn't the first to start, you have to do everything yourself, let's go heavy artillery, calm down, one question and i 'll leave, yes, the cutlet will kill me, now
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i even see, and to be honest, i forgot about leonov a long time ago, so much has happened, and the child, no, not his, of course, yeah, by the way, my husband came, who is it, it's the police, that same leonov, you told me that you broke up with him a long time ago, no, i, i... it's not leonov, fuck, and it's already time, your wife is pregnant, it's not lion,
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that you're not leona, somehow it didn't work out, that's a trick, pregnant maksimov with mistress, oh, what a scandal the tape will start, oh, what a scandal, a blessing to you, lord. give it back, you bastard, give it back to the movie, scott, give it back to me, oh you bastard, get out of here, fuck off, you bastard, why didn't you whistle, uncle! my freedom of speech,
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first you prevented me from filming, you bastard, and now you prevent me from speaking, so don't get mad, you bastard, the lights out for leonov's ex-girlfriend, she has an iron army, come back, we have a new suspect, come on, elena nikolaevna, i 've arrived, you can start. why are you hanging around, sit down somewhere, i'll walk, anyway, we they were wrong, i re-watched the video that gnezdilov filmed for the wedding, there was only a dog and the guests' legs, but it was the legs that caught my attention, so, look, it's size 44, no less, hairy legs, that's it, i
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know who... it's urma truman, yes, yes, don't look at me like that, i read in the newspaper, she's exactly size 44, it all matches up for me, a man in a wedding dress, well , i don't know, this is your vestria, i have a different one, i think, what's going on, he won't let me say a word, both of us have our mouths shut, oh my god, lena, if analyze the trajectory of the bullet's flight, then you hit leon only because you pushed him away, that is, you shot, what about the bride, who? you shot me, are you sure?
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we are asking the most critical questions here, this is only a version, well, in principle, someone could have wanted you dead, but there is one person, and that is liona, no, no, of course, why not, of course, that's what i'm thinking. "well, it's impossible to work like that, i'll write down the questions on a piece of paper, you, so who is he, well, in general, i had a boyfriend, so, it was a long time ago, then he was imprisoned, i dumped, i even deleted all his photos, literally all, all, all, all, max, well, that's it, that's it, i get it, so anyway, huh?" well
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, there's one photo left, but that's only because i did well there, so you're keeping his photo, great, you know what, don't tell me anything about your pregnant girlfriend either, by the way, that 's exactly it, here she is, and i know this one, i planted him, i don't have any more questions. and i, i'll take the apple. our life is divided into two parts: when we are little and want to grow up, when we are already adults and want return to childhood, it is a place where both are possible. i dream. to fly into
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go, go, go, get something now, look, i can offer you this suit for a while, yeah, yeah, oh, no, it's expensive, probably, no, no, no, what are you saying, you've already paid when caught this bandit, yeah, by the way, i caught this bandit too. do you have anything like this tailcoat? no, exactly nothing like this, especially since it's not a frag, what is this? it's a funeral suit, the graduation ceremony took place in the crematorium, so who are you listening to, i don't understand a damn thing, yeah lenochka, maksimov, where are you going? me, i don't go, i was checking the alebi of one drunkard, leonov made peace with his bride. decided to get married today,
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to stand, here, here, i said, you, no , no, no, no, no, and what about maksimov, he chickened out , yeah, well, now you'll see this video, well, what can we do, lyosha, in my opinion, we screwed up, yeah, the goal is the hostess. so, the hostess of the ceremony furtseva valeria vladimirovna, yeah, she was married three times, she inspires young people by her personal example, to get married more often, two divorces, the third
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husband died, that's all the love, no, not all, i'm in i found it in the documents, she also has a son. when he was being raised in an orphanage, she left him there when she wanted to get married again. i wonder how old otraku is now? 21, oh, a big boy, exactly 2 m tall, sits in prison, not our client, but his cellmate was released, height 1 meter 60, shoe size 44, andrey pesotsky, nicknamed razor. oh, that's closer. go, where are you going, to take a letter, and you don't intend to change your clothes,
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'll tell you everything, come on, andrey pesotsky, he ran away recently, you know him, no, no, yes. he's a battle, where to look for him, he's holed up at the old factory, workshop forty-three, why did you put cans on yourself, money, i have money, and don't yell, i'm wonderful, i sneeze on my lips, and why did he put cans on himself, he's handing over aluminum, what about lyudmila, who does he give it to, so, rubin buy, come on, give it to him! yeah, just don't tell the razor, he he'll kill me, he said you're a freak, what can you do, he really said you're a freak.
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remember your son, for the sake of another husband, you abandoned the child, you got divorced a year later, you never started looking for your own son, you thought he'd grow up, understand everything, forgive everything. he didn't forgive, it's all your fault, it's because of you that he started stealing. he thought he'd make some money and show up in front of you in a mercedes on the outskirts of the city, like, look, mom, what a son you have, but
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valera, amazing, during another quarrel with his beloved, a resident of tyumen had not seen her for several days, they had been separated for about 5 days, they were breaking up, when they made up... he needed news: his beloved was pregnant. the gynecologist said that she was more than 6 weeks pregnant, at that time she was riding with nikita, but the father was in no hurry to acknowledge his son, because in separation my beloved did not suffer from loneliness. my mother-in-law received this information: mom, well, i still took revenge on sasha, a young man, blue-eyed, blond, exactly like the child, so who became the father? i heard, oh, so he's chubby just like his father, i say, i mean, i say, i'm not chubby, i say, he says blue-eyed. i say, not blue-eyed, nothing happened between me and nikita, outwardly, says alexandra, the child looks like nikita, yes, yes, he's somehow
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and you know, you come here just like that, yeah, well, maybe it's better if you come to us, thank you, well, here you go, nelya. come to the premiere urgently, do you hear, i'm waiting for you, nelya, well, can everyone change, or what, me too, selena, no matter what that bald guy tells you, don't believe him, i have, i'll show you now, go here, you can't touch the emperors, i have to admit, "the tuxedo is fine, well and i, what
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am i talking about, don't listen to him, look how, and what was gnezdelov going to tell me, no matter what he told, he'll still gather it, that tuxedo, that one, and not that one, maksimov, and you thought, i didn't notice, last time it wasn't that one either, so what?" you don't get indignant, don't shout with him, the point is, you don't give in to corrections, apparently it's not your destiny to wear a tuxedo, dear newlyweds, exchange rings, i pronounce you husband and wife, and now congratulate each other, kiss. well done, vakhan, and now the bride
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