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and you know, my dog is no slouch either, today there will be an article about him in the dog life magazine, yes fly, and you are also a champion, why are you without a medal, you took it off in full dress, you know, he has no medals, why is he a service dog, that's how, and where does he serve in the police. in the police, yes in the police, and you know, he serves excellently, just an outstanding dog, well, everything is ready, fly, come to me, that's it, the photo shoot is over, go, fly, come to me, good. tell me,
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when can i pick up the photos? well, i think in a couple of days, but only if you preliminarily call back, okay? yes, of course, cherlita, and this is your favorite, right? yes, mine. yeah, and the medals are ours too, and mukhtar and i think you stole them. you introduced yourself as a correspondent for the magazine sobachya zhizn, moiskin, right, you stole them from maltsu and her dog tata, and the medals, the pedigree, but i can't understand why, by the way, i... also
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from the police, you see, i'm just my cherlita, i found her on the street, a little helpless girl, i was going out, you see, what a beauty she came out, but no documents, so i thought i'd make her happy, especially since it was a case like this... introduced himself, look, they are as alike as two peas in a pod, yes it would have been a sin not to take advantage of it, and we would have returned the medals, honestly, you know, it seems to me that you wanted to please yourself first of all, and not in the most respectable way, well yes, yes, you are right, only i ask you... don't
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start a case, i completely repent, you will tell this to malsova, her dog, i think that you remember the address, yes, of course, and mukhtar and i also hope that you will not forget to apologize, yes, yes, i promise, of course, and i will return all the photographs that i definitely did, here's another one, please return it, okay, yeah, and what's my id? don't forget to return it, yeah, here it is, i was going to do it myself, only, you know, i never had time, everything's fine, fly, let's go, yeah, fly, you don't have any medals or anything.
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literally, i still think you're the best dog in the world and the coolest, and i love you more than anyone, oh, wait, okay, dog's friend, oh, a dog's life, girl, tell me, is there today's issue, yeah, yeah, please, here it is, oops, mukhtar's feat, fly, well, look at yourself, look how handsome you are, girl, this is mine dog, yeah... copy, well, justice has prevailed, and fly, you're a real star now, now we're hanging out like forgotten enemas, i always said that he should be kicked out, are you sure? he's
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drunk again, look at yourself, last time you fell off the stage already during the first song, firstly, during the second, ah, and secondly, since then i've already tied it up. and why are you so sad? come here, uh, uh, what's this, well, you're a beast, you're late again, drunk again, i was late, i'm late and i'll be late, i'm a star, and who are we, and you're nobody? yeah, you're nobody from me, it's time to rap, go ahead, that they've scattered, once,
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that you already like buckwheat, you 've never liked buckwheat, go away, he said from the table, okay, let's split it like brothers, a little less for you, a little more for me, well, you 're a glutton. m, well, yeah, alyoshenka, yeah, well , send me some clothes, we'll go and have a look, yeah, come on, bye, let's eat, yeah, come on, you know, like,
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uncle, you'll learn to drive a car, we'll split the porridge 50/50 with you. and it's still too early for you to have a gun, got it, let's go, yeah, it's gloom and horror, horror and gloom, just a hotbed of alcoholism, drug addiction and debauchery, well, who would talk about that, do you hear, i i've stopped already... a long time ago, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, i became a fan of classical culture, by the way, so that you all know who you are? hello, i, i'm a photographer for the group witness, who, his witness, you are his witness, and do you
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know that from the witness ievova to the victim there is one hose, i once had people like you come to me. i almost wrote off the apartment along with the keyboard, i just wanted to take some pictures, that's it, i've already changed my mind, there's no point in taking pictures here, your group is over, okay, sorry, although, come on, stand there, maybe you 'll switch over and shoot a report about an outstanding person a modern detective about a detective legend? who is this? are you a moron, is it me, what is it not clear, who else is here for this, who do you see? is it possible? do you need to, and will you pose for the cover of a magazine? no, no, i will not pose, come on, catch me in detail, you don’t need to click him, just come on, shoot me, what do we have here in the microphone cables of cut groundings,
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if they gave 220, it could well have been a fatal electric shock, and i think, how unpleasant you are, what a death, look, he is trolling him, he is trolling you. i tell you, pets over time become similar to their owners, yeah, i agree with you, your pet has one face, external and internal. it's an accident, no, lyoshenka, it's on purpose, the victim visited plastic surgeons, there are traces of a botox lift, and here's another thing, interesting, girls, i got it, there are traces of an unsuccessful hair transplant. yeah, oh, it's a wig, yeah, a bald asshole came up to us, it's a disaster,
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it's a disaster, don't tell anyone about the wig, of course, as a person, i'm sorry that the teeth are gone, yeah, but as a producer, i'm finished. it's a disaster, i've heard it before, yeah, it's huge losses, mice gnawed your wires, drink, i, he won't, he's sober, and you 're sober too, we're sober, so what about the wires, well, that has nothing to do with it, the vocalist was always in an inadequate state. if not drunk, then high, that means, some musicians
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live before a bat concert, your, that means, localist swallowed wires, and what can you do, leave him alone, i invited him, a famous person in the corporation is shooting me for the cover of a fashion magazine, come on, vitya, he's been shooting the group from birth, it turns out until the day of death, from the first cry. and to the last, lyrics, i filmed the death of a tooth, yes, come on, i'll print them out myself, and my photos too, which are on the cover, oh come on , click away, come on, some kind of madhouse, get out of here, and don't touch, and you shut up, a miracle with arseny popov and his co-host sberkot, professionally. i understand financial issues, i'll help our young participants sort them out.
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but you are also a beetle, pastor, the whole city believed you, that foma died in your arms, i personally lowered his coffin into the grave, nevsky, and how can i believe you, today at 22:20, lower this damn gun, i'm not kidding, on ntv, a will on toilet shit paper, yes, yes, i do not finished reading, you could, well i started, where is the spirit, i don't know, you traded a forty-year-old wife, you can't read, for two nymphets 15 years old, and where are the other 10? i didn't take it, of course, come on, it looks like a threat, well, everything is clear, it was zubov's wife who killed him, and i understand her perfectly, i would strangle him with a sick leave, for what she killed, for the loss of family values, here is lesha, my favorite version, the ex is to blame for everything, well
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, or the inheritance, i would not cancel the money, well of course, it's too early now, and when you become president, then you will cancel it, who? let's go let's get down to business, who? lyosha, president, yes, lyosha, president, paint me green, what money, my ex-husband's wild life drove him to bankruptcy, that he left nothing at all, nothing at all? he left a broken guitar, it will be divided between his five ex-wives, very interesting, this is your handwriting, you used your forty-year-old wife for two nymphets for 15 years, right, no, this is his handwriting, don't worry, i'm on your
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side, you'll just show off everything, and it seems to me that this... you're threatening in it for constant substitutions, this is not a threat, these are the words of a song, he wrote it down so as not to forget, he was looking for jealousy, for example, i enter you like an ice floe, proud icebreaker, hug me, a man's love is not a joke, yeah, desperately, he wanders through a field among red poppies, holds and jacob, take it away, i can't read this, this is sex, drugs, roll, poppies near the house, grass in the pocket, i lived like that myself, i know, and what do you like? me, i like classical literature, well, there's shrek holmes and dr. winston, i haven't read the book of course, but i watched the movie, you know, you can go to a cafe later and get to know each other better,
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your husband had conflicts, my ex-husband had no other relationships with people except... conflicts, and with everyone, okay, the most vivid one then, well, from the last, the loudest one - it was with his doctor, and he injected him with contraband botox and made cosmetic masks from flamingo guana, cool, you know, i once made masks from cow dung, igor, again , you will tell all this in a cafe, but it seems to me that the conflict with the doctor was not because of botox, because of drugs, it's possible, listen, my ex-husband, to start a conflict over anything, believe me, okay, thanks for helping the investigation, and korori swans, i personally will go. flatbreads, you're our whisperer, so i dropped you the address, come on, drop everything, i'm coming here, that's it, come here,
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million rubles. apply in 5 minutes in the app and get monthly cashback with sberbank bonuses, thank you, bye to her, bye, girl, yeah, got it, got it, got it. well done, come here, fool, go ahead, hello, goat, oh, step aside, a second, igor, and this seems to be for you, oh, how quickly you got along. i'm kicking him out, yeah, kick him out, so, evil spirit, go outside your workplace, go ahead, what should i do,
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oops, where is everyone, ran away, what, so, saw two-bald men, angry, thought that you were a victim of an unsuccessful hair transplant, do you hear what? i myself am not a victim of unsuccessful transplants, but he is bald and angry, and you know what i have there was a head of hair, yes, once, that you never dreamed of, yes, the police, yes, by the way, there were conflicts with the tooth because of what, because of drugs, no, not with you in life, but with him with zubov, and i offered him to transplant hair from the mane of a wild mustang, oh, and he only had enough money for cheap plastic, which melts from a hair dryer, well, a hair dryer, yes, you have to be careful with a hair dryer, but don't get me wrong, i returned all the money to him, every penny, moreover, i
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bought him an expensive wig, yeah, you didn't notice that he had a wig, you tore it apart vague doubts, tell me, doctor, can i have a hairstyle like this one by mozart, well, mozart, you know, have you read his poems? you had a wig, morta , why do you need a wig? let me transplant you some hair from the mane of a wild mustang. thank you. two heads of hair for the price of one. a very good offer. why haven't you decided yet? take it, of course, you'll give me the second one. and will you lend me some money? no. well, that's it, no money, no hair. it means that we have alibit, and
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he's the one asking what to take off, i didn't want to, he made me, why are you yelling at person, he is the one taking a photo of the celebrity. so, are you our celebrity or something? yes, no, you are our celebrity, of course i am, that's it, i have no more questions for you, now i have one more question for you, zubov had enemies, yes , everyone in the group hated him, he hated everyone, especially the sound engineer, he accused the fact that his voice sounds too quiet at concerts,
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'm telling you, because these rockers are stupid, mozart probably never broke anything, the amplifier certainly not by much, beethoven, probably, the kid couldn't sing anymore, hey, where's igor, hey, what's this, come on, stand there, what a grief, what a grief, an irreparable loss, well , were really good friends with them, yeah, yeah, what does this have to do with it, i'm incurring losses, i understand, that's how things are. what's this? come on, get out of there? don't chase him away. are you sick? well, at least we'll earn a little money selling photos. well, i told you that i'm the shoo-killer. you'll take the amplifier, like a vech doc. i'm invited to a healthy aphid of culture. but without it, nowhere.
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to know everything about the stars, i'll tell you, look, you won't believe it, even though this won't go on air, after your program, i think they'll find out now, on saturdays, right after... the miracle show on ntv. so, come on, sit down, quickly in the car, stick your head in there and give me your lens, screw it in. catch the shot, there's going to be a bombshell report now. eh. who are you anyway? you need poop, more poop, poop, a lot, you need poop, what do you need, did you bring it? uncle, what mumu? did you bring me a debt? what debt,
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do i need to get dirty with a slut, get dirty, what do you need to do? with an accordion? in short, where is this half-director? he owes me money, max, come on, finish them off, i've already worn them all out, that your roof has arrived, it's scary, i 'm his roof left a long time ago, and the two-director couldn't come, and i became. for him, did you bring me money? no, he owes me money, yeah, in short, so now you owe me too, only twice as much, that's why we're squeezing your cars, oh,
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i didn't kill anyone, okay, so let's write it down, what 's good? that's it, what did you expect, a gas mask on your head, fingers in the door, we have different methods, some other methods, you 've never seen anything like this, well... listen, yeah, okay, i sold dope, very good, well, and not only
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sold it, we also collected debts, that's not very good, yeah, listen, they all took drugs there and they all owed money, great, what's great, i say, any of them could kill, they didn't live like spiders in jars, counting a murderer among musicians, good, good, yeah, what's good, what's good you've been repeating yourself, very, well, yes, of course, they have such mugs, hari, that in comparison with them our card file, i tell you, is generally some kind of child's ass, childishly for, yes, anyone could kill, anyone, i think, would not stop. well, what is the motive, money, fame, glory,
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for you, lord, but their treatment has long since disappeared, what's there to suck, they should all be imprisoned without trial, without discrimination, exactly here and there without discrimination, hey, hey, what do you need, what do you need, nothing, i'll give you, nothing, stop, come here, this is for me, this is a reporter, yes, get out of sight, honestly, poke, and here's
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move, stand here, igor, i dug up this here, it's not my snout, if it's heroin, then i'm a hero, and if you're cocaine, then who are you, quiet, keep quiet, well, what a shitty place. yes, i decided to tie it up, yes, of course, so that later on the full moon i can untie it and shove three roads on schoolchildren, what else is there, something doesn't look like a button accordion, this is my mandalina, i decided to tie up with drugs and music, yeah, bury,
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park. urgently, guard, take off over there, there 's something else, the blocks have been eaten, yes, igor, from your bald head they're sticking out a stick, and it's very funny, come on, what are you doing, leave the crime scene, please, gnyazdilov gave me permission, you shut your mouth, the man works with me, he's taking pictures of a star, come on, it's you,
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they're putting food, bogtan, look, maybe you're a murderer, we'll live and see, well, you take pictures of everything here to the department, come on, go, come on, come on, yeah, gotta, like this, come on again, lake, lake, grab, lake, come on, come on, a telephone conversation between a daughter-in-law and her mother-in-law changed the life of an engineer from ivanovo, and why aren't there any photos of yours? little son, i had to reveal the secret, share with my daughter-in-law that my son is adopted, after my beloved husband and son found out that he was an adopted child in the family, the man set himself the goal of finding a biological family. i tried to search through social networks, through some websites, the adoptive mother did not object and told me when and where
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bronstein was in prison, and his last name is not bronstein at all, cancel the nest, urgently, bronstein will figure him out, that's it, answer, here everyone is their own, nothing wet. these are envious people and fans, and why shapat? then, look, among the lambukhs of the onbiyka, who else knows about this? no one, just you and me, the two of us, obadva, you have one
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decent mug here, well, like after mine, of course. when will there be fans? soon there will be, and how do you even know about the killer? i have polluti, he cheated the fighting one, what's not clear, to anyone? that's how i know you, of course, everyone in the city knows me, no, my mouth is shut, yeah, my mouth is shut, yeah, when? will they pounce on me with fans, groupies, or what? yes, groupies, it's already close.
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to miss anything, that's what it is, that we're being stupid, we've never seen how the masters get drunk , train, let's repeat, please, well, what, stop, let 's work, work, let's go. wait, wait, you're a beast, you've got me all worked up, oh, ugh, he doesn't like it, so he likes loud music, it's rock, and rock is loud, it's louder than anything else, what else can you say here, that's it, gantovs.
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"i didn't kill, i didn't kill, i'm just good rocher, dead rocker, tell me, whose words are these, if not a murderer, stars earn money only after death, and that is , you did not kill, but you are not a murderer, who, if not you, m, i, what am i, there was no other way to make money on this group, it was a brilliant plan, brilliant, perfect murder." and i got it, the owner of the button showed up, well, we will formalize a collective confession with pavina,
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wow, how do you like my new look, yes lenochka, in my opinion, now many years of work with your, by the way , help has collapsed, i did everything i could, now you yourself, that's it. this is leonidov, let's go, he is like this now, and what about the hairdo, the arrest gave him an electric shock, he decided to leave it, great, and where
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