wanted, then you'll tell me everything, you and i will have a lot of time to talk, and will you come to me with uncle ilya? uncle lyoga and i want to take you away from here so that you live with us, if you don't mind, of course, and i can call you mom, yes. go, i'll catch up, okay, i warned you, that's it, guys, let's go home, hurray, let's go, let's go. good evening, dear viewers,

the talk show "dirty dirty" is back on air, and i, its host alexey roshchin. today, as usual, we will present to your attention several real life stories, and you can ask our guests questions.

5 o'clock, it seems like the night has passed without incident, and an hour of quiet napping at home, well, you'll nap here. cherdintsev, the duty officer , listening. hello, this is the pool. what pool? this is the police. i wanted to swim. can you imagine? 5 o'clock, people are getting ready for the pool. well, what, to stretch their bones in this style, like his butterfly. yes, i'm asking, is this the pool? i already said that it's the police, yes,

the police, you should have told him in russian, yes, i would have told him, only the man doesn't feel like it in the morning. a damn, well, shit, i 'm going to give you such a butterfly right now, borya, are you crazy or something, is this soloviev, what's going on there, oh, excuse me, comrade lieutenant colonel, a drill, quickly bring everyone to my office with your emergency suitcases, got it, listen, a drill, and what, did i tell you, what are you? you're sitting there, come on, go, open the armory already, come on, let's go to the armory, and i 'll call the personnel in the meantime, yeah, rydanov, listen

carefully, are you asleep, i haven't even gone to bed yet borya, we have a drill, grab your emergency suitcase and come here immediately, uniform, clothes any, got it, got it, got it, got it, running, running. that's it, running, that's it! suitcase, suitcase, suitcase, where did i put it, sveta, wait, where did i put it, what suitcase, suitcase, anxious suitcase, sveta, what suitcase at 5:00 in the morning, svetochka, wait, don't bother me, better not ask stupid questions, tell me where did you put it, such a suitcase, a black suitcase, like a briefcase, with a combination lock, black, black, with a combination lock, yes, with a combination lock, when you come, i'll say, stop, i'll shoot,

borya. hi, hi, is everyone here yet? no, rydanov is not here, and you go to the weapons room now, the mokomolo is waiting there, waiting for you, major cherdyntsev is listening, so, i am listening to you, comrade lieutenant colonel, the personnel of the homicide department is lined up for the alarm, and where is radanov? on the way, i am not asking you. where is radanov? who? radanov? on the way. okay. let's check the contents of your suitcases, weapons and everything else. please. allow me. borya? murder on lenin street.

attack on the sheffield company. okay. so, the check is canceled. vanya, kolya. on the way out, yes, colonel, but next time i'll definitely check, listen, slava, if there's any important news, report it to me right away, it would be nice if it was hot on the heels, lieutenant colonel, oh well, not at the parade, where he wears, excuse me, comrade major, my fault, comrade lieutenant colonel, that's how it is, i was late for formation for... my fault, i'll make it up to you , and what's this? comrade lieutenant colonel, the suitcase is a damn thing, it got lost somewhere, so slava, that's completely outrageous, okay?

were you at the barbecue on sunday? me, no, i was at the barbecue, comrade lieutenant colonel, and i forgot to put the skewers in the suitcase, yeah, that's how it is. so that by the evening there would be a new suitcase and so that i could look at it personally, yes sir, let 's go to lenin, the guys are already there, got it, yes, and don't forget to write a report about being late, well, comrade lieutenant colonel, at ease, go already, viktor maksimovich, can you tell me exactly how much money is in the safe, how do i know, what do you mean, how do i know, you are the director or who, it's your safe, well, what am i, what are you hinting at, well , were there any? we had some problems with cashing out in the summer, but now you can check everything with the tax office, our audit ended a week ago, so everything that was in the safe, it's all clean, so how many of them were clean, at least approximately, about 300,000, or something, the accountant will come, he will tell you more precisely, it

's not a safe, it's some kind of birdhouse, the walls are precise with plywood, the lock is fixed, it breathes, it's easy to break into, viktor maksimovich, and why is the safe so fragile, well, there's security. okay, then you'll have to follow me, the lawyers will wait in the pre-trial detention cell, let's go, excuse me, i lost my temper, there are so many problems around, and i'm all on edge, viktor maksimovich, tell me, who else could have known that there was money in the safe, accountant kasira, me, so about the guards, one of them had a through-and-through gunshot and died right there, the second

one had a head injury, he's unconscious for now, fix him, well, what about sdanov, viktor maksimovich, we'll continue, of course, very well, bang into the car right with the wheels on the broom, can you imagine, look, look, what am i going to pay with my own money. just tell me the signs of the women you saw yesterday, oh, do you sympathize with me, yes, who will pay me for the broom, i wonder, here you are pay me for the broom, contact the police department tomorrow, okay, now i need the women's description, no, first pay me for the broom, and then i 'll tell you, okay, then, this is not a market for me to haggle with you, i'm just refusing to testify, okay, they'll call you to court, you'll figure it out there , okay, okay, i ask you, oh my god, listen, then, i'm listening, there were two of them, two,

will he be able to testify? well, that's a question, the injuries are very serious. i beg you, hello, hello, andrei petrovich, hello, i'm from the police, lieutenant kashkin, lie there, lie there, like a head, what could happen to it, cast iron, you could hammer nails in it, like... my partner, my partner, just don't worry, you can't worry, talk, talk, he died, i understand, so, somewhere

around five o'clock the doorbell rang, a girl, uh-huh, says she's from the area for goods, they were making arrangements with the director, well, i opened the door, and they... i don't even remember how it all happened, but the one standing behind her was apparently an athlete, and why did they decide that, yes, she's so tall, strong, like a man, i understand, get well soon and goodbye, goodbye, thank you, goodbye, lyudmila georgievna, think about it, tell me, who besides you, the director and the cashier, could have known that there was money in the safe. "they knew at the bank that services us, we cash out money every wednesday to

pay off suppliers, and the suppliers could have known, no, the main thing is that we pay on time, who held the position of accountant before you, mazurova irina sergeevna, a year ago she quit us, viktor maksimovich, we have already questioned you, now it's the accountant's turn, could you sit in your office, listen, actually this is my office. well then, sit down and be quiet. lyudmila georgievna, could mazurova have known anything? well, in principle she could. the rules haven't changed since then? what are you saying, she's a crystal-clear honest person, i've been with her for 5 years, that's all. don't worry, we'll check everything and make sure. lyudmila georgievna, do you know mazurova's address? yes, no, maybe viktor maksimovich knows. so where? she lives, your crystal-clear honest one, sometimes keep quiet,

sometimes talk, and anyway, under what article should i give you the addresses of my former employees, it's absolutely not allowed here what, so, excuse me, flared up, no need for a pre-trial detention center, write it down, please, girl, and can i have that one, between the big and the fat one in the middle, this one, yeah, oh, great thing, how much is it, 1,500? how much can i knock off a hundred for you, nothing special, i only have 500 rubles. well , for 500 i don’t know, maybe a bag of some kind, although what... wait, i’ll give it to you for 500, i’ll figure out some color from it, but you won’t get it mixed up, and if anything, you can exchange it for another one later, no, you know, you can’t, the owners don’t allow it, okay, i’ll take it! hello, hello, we

we are looking for irina sergeevna mazurova, it's me, very good, we are from the police, we need to talk, give us a few minutes, oh, okay, i'll go for a walk with the dog , let's talk, we need to talk urgently, we need to too, follow me, go for a walk, go, you have a cheerful caesar, right? so , what is your question? we are interested in the period of your work in sheffield. in sheffield? what happened? there was a robbery, there were victims and 300,000 rubles were stolen. so, what does this have to do with me? well, we are questioning everyone who had anything to do with sheffield. please answer, what was included in the scope of your responsibilities? everything that is included in the scope of job responsibilities of an accountant. yeah. and what exactly? entering accounts,

drawing up a balance sheet, payment orders, calculating salaries. and did you receive money in the bank? you also received it, well, of course, tell me, with whom did you talk - about the salary payment schedule, the daily routine, maybe someone talked to you about this, no one talked to me about this, i generally don’t talk to anyone about my work, that’s for sure, that’s for sure, okay, and what were you doing today at 5 am, were you sleeping, of course, no, i understand that caesar as a witness won’t suit anyone, but... now my children will come home from school and you can ask them? i woke them up as usual, morning exercises, dousing with cold water, breakfast to school. and so every day? yes, and so every day, because i want my children to grow up strong and healthy people. is that all you have? i'm telling you, mazurova is a strong woman, exercises, hardening, and character. and here

's another thing. the guard says that it was as if not a woman, but a man hit him on the head. do you think she could be in a gang? well, why not? look, she doesn't have albi, the children are not in bill, yeah, and she could have arrived at 3:36 in the morning to line everyone up for exercise, including caesar, funny, come in, so, yeah, yeah, what's this, what's the emergency suitcase. emergency suitcase, look how funny it is, why is it for women, why is it for women, where does it say that it's for women, listen, andrey, well, it says, it doesn't say, but if i were you i 'd give it back, otherwise it's kind of

scary, yeah, well, i bought it at the stalls, they said they wouldn't take it back, well then, what then, if people pay attention, well... no big deal, in in any case, he says that this is a fashion, well, a unisex style, what? well, he calls it unisex, guys, get out immediately, there's an attack on a store, there are pipes, what is this, what is this there? comrade major, this, comrade major, is an emergency suitcase, what? well, an emergency suitcase, vanya says that this style is not sex. listen, stop all this, and how are the children young, well, vanya, you and this unisex, come on!

my god, this is so scary, well, just like some kind of happiness once, i understand everything, but you have to tell what happened, you you see, i'm like, like you're not with me everything, but like in a movie, you see, i understand, about this movie, please, in more detail, you were standing behind the cash register, yes, then two women came in to me at once. well , i mean at the cash register, yeah, sasha the security guard, he apparently suspected something, came up, and she suddenly pulled out a gun, sasha knocked the guns out, the second one... she put her hands together like this, like she hits him on the head, then immediately a shot, and sasha fell, and she shot again, and do you remember what

they looked like? oh, it all happened so fast, one one is blond and the other is red, but their hair is like it was just styled from a hairdresser, yeah, but it's definitely dyed, and you should have cctv cameras. yes, one is outside and the other is inside, but one broke yesterday, check both, and you don't know which one specifically, why did we probably have women working here like in sheffield, the version with mazurova is out of the question, because the store was checked at the moment when we were interrogating her, double gunshot, the second wound is through and through, look for the bullet. look for the bullet, look for the bullet, look for the bullet, and what is this?

this... is a glass eye, that is, a prosthesis, maybe one of the clients lost it? it is unlikely, to lose such a thing, you need to shake a person really hard, and here the clients only shake their wallets, guys, this is a gift from a criminal, apparently the security guard, before he was killed, really shook this client, and what a great piece of evidence, we will find this cyclops in no time, you will be happy when we find the bullets. damn, you can't see the numbers, it is splattered with dirt, judging by the signs of these women and those who destroyed

sheffield, these are the same people, even the signs coincide, i suggest combining both cases into one, you understand, there is reason to believe that one of the attackers is missing an eye, like an eye, well... that's it, an ocular prosthesis was found at the crime scene, well, that narrows the circle of suspects, we need to find the one-eyed woman, that's it, wait a minute, what if these aren't women, who did you see, they have wigs, but their hair is unnatural and they are dressed too glamorously, and their boots are without heels, and what about without heels, now many girls wear without heels, this style is in fashion these days... unisex, what? unisex. what is this? what unisex? they bred it more convenient to run without heels? yeah, that's how they always do it. no, you know how

women run without heels, they even do 100-meter sprints in stilettos, it's much more convenient to kick with heels. they, guys , are men in disguise. transvestites, or what? that's right, but putting on a wig is one thing, but running in heels takes years of training. they don't wear heels because they're men. "listen, katya, you're right, yes, that's for sure, but we need to check, listen, kolya, andrey, tomorrow go to the lab where they make these artificial prostheses, got it, katyusha, and you and kashkin work on the version with the transvestites, okay, yeah, wait, what's the name of this club, mirage, courage, fast and furious, oh, i'll visit it today, so what?

as they say, alive to prison, than dead in the cemetery, so tverskaya, new season, such a good crime story, today at 20:00 on ntv,

vanya, what kind of disguise is this, he couldn't get dressed normally, what kind of sweater, what kind of pants, we'll fail the mission, and what about normal pants, well, forgive me, i don't have such bright blouses with sparkles, and i tore my stockings yesterday on a mission, i would say earlier, i would have brought you a dress, it would have suited you, okay, maybe at least they would accept a gay

one, actually i am straight, a man. why should we dance, what are you guys, girls, let's not quarrel, darling, you won't mind if i am a little loose today, the prosthesis is not very worn out, i think it was used for no more than a year. tell me, is it possible to determine the owner by the prosthesis? it is impossible, it is like looking for the owner by a dog. but is this your prosthesis? it is difficult to say, we do not have any brand marks. perhaps we made a protest, or maybe our colleagues from moscow or samara. tell me, is it possible to determine the owner's gender by the prosthesis? alas, no. eyes. men and women have the same structure, yeah, yeah, and we can get the names of those who ordered a prosthesis in the past year, that's true, downstairs in the registry, but i have to warn you, thank you, that's 500-600 people, and what's the ratio of men to women , approximately, yeah, about half, yes, asking 300 women for an alibi is m...

listen, your faggot won't be offended, he'll be offended, i'll find another one, yeah, with such forms, silicone is probably worth five thousand bucks, well, something like that, listen, since you know everyone, i need a one-eyed girl, a manka or something, yeah, for a long time, what a long time, well, on coke for a long time, recently, listen, quit that. and what about the color of your face getting worse, yeah, anyway, it's your business , yeah, and manka, in the ladies' room, thanks, vanya, the one-eyed guy is here, what, he's in the ladies ' room, his name is manya, come on, hurry up, hold the phone, call our guys and wait for me

upstairs, come on. oh, and men aren't allowed here, wait, what about you, boy, i think that you, me, you're manya, and you, you won't like my name, wow, yeah, he we also have a character, mysterious, how i love those, well, what is the name of our handsome prince, lieutenant kashkin, kashkin, lieutenant, and what, lieutenant kashkin, do you have crusts, we will find something for you, well, show me, show me, oh, here he is even more interesting, and excuse me,

lieutenant khaskin, today is not our reception day, wow, and we have a reception day, this is yours, what is the eye, no, everything is natural with us, you can touch it, no need to eat, take off the pendant. yeah, now i'm running away, help, okay, okay, okay, that's it, that's it , what else should i take off, it seems that this is a different matter, give me a go a bandage, why, it's a personal hygiene item, give me a bandage, wow, well, here,

ah, it's not mine. "i knew it, look, wow, wow, and it's not mine, you know, it's 5 years old." i can help, well that would be nice, well tell me, who among you is one-eyed, it seems like everyone has two, take me away, well get up, there are a lot of men in the crosses, i think you 'll like it there, i'm for sex, not for violence, oh , that's it, manechki! oh, that's it, the end , come on, go mania, go, mania is a drug dealer, but not a murderer, no, someone works as

a transvestite, oh, katyukha, today we've already we won't achieve anything, we need to get some sleep, let's go home. wait, please, hello irina sergeevna, why did they call you? no, i 'll do it myself, i'd like to talk, well , first we have the victims, then the witnesses, then everyone else, but this is very important, it can't wait, no, like our smaller brothers, okay, let's go for a walk, let's go, let's go.

well, are you coming? right now, right now! listen, what a cool suitcase! katenka, are you making fun of me? what are you talking about? i bought it for the shapotmasy in front of the salovets, i'll show him in the evening that i have an emergency suitcase, i'll throw it out to hell with my paycheck i'll buy a new one, what a cool suitcase, why? yeah, and in my opinion, a woman's! or even worse, unisex? listen, let me bring you grandpa's suitcase in the evening, a super suitcase, you won't regret it, irshov himself, your grandfather, yeah, well, it's even an honor to bring yershov himself, you'll definitely bring him, yes, i promise, we've been busy, we've been busy, you see, after my divorce from my husband i dated a man for some time, his last name was kortashov sergey alekseevich, kartashov. soon sergey was imprisoned, either for theft or for hooliganism, i didn't really get into it, but i immediately stopped everything with him relationship, it was a long time ago, 5 years ago, but the thing is that he was interested in my work, he would run into the office, of course, i

never liked it, but then there was such euphoria, and kortashov is now sitting, that's the thing, he recently called and said that he was released, he complained that he was set up and by the way, he asked about work. and why didn't you tell me about this last time? i didn't want viktor maksimovich, the director of sheffield, to find out about this. he was in love with me, and i chose kartashov. fool. thank you very much, irina sergeevna. no, guys, you can't do that. what's going on? "yesterday andrey was late, today dymov, oleg georgievich, i definitely saw him, the defense attorney, and where's your emergency suitcase, you promised to show it to me yesterday, with all the contents, so i have the contents, i can dismantle it, no need, no one is asking you, and in general, guys, you've reached

the end of your rope, mutual responsibility, no one is doing anything, allow me, comrade lieutenant colonel, i found, sorry for being late, i didn't understand, i found our one-eyed guy, here's an extract from the criminal business, yes. well, read, let everyone listen, well, okay, i found it, so, kartashov, sergei alekseevich, released due to expiration of the sentence, here is his description, very interesting, description of kortashov sergei alekseevich convicted under article 128, the second part of the criminal procedure code of the russian federation, repeatedly violated the detention regime, has the qualities of a leader, impudent, but especially interesting here... for discharge on december 15, 2006 as a result of a conflict lost an eye, hid the cause of the conflict and the culprits of the incident, received explained the injury by domestic circumstances, yeah, well, i think we need to call a

capture team, yeah, well, how are we going to prove it, eye prostheses, in my opinion, this is evidence, no, this is just indirect evidence, any lawyer before us would send to hell would be right. okay, let's wait for direct evidence, let's wait for another corpse. come on, i have a proposal. well, here we agreed to meet with him. yeah. i'm afraid. what are you afraid of? well, suddenly artashov doesn't believe me. be like you always are. don't pretend, don't act, and he will believe you. don't worry, we will be there. but you must warn the management of the optork. well, yes, of course, of course, but the main thing is that kortashov becomes interested in optork. and this also depends primarily on you, irina sergeyevna. give me your. handbag, now, please, thank you, recording

is on here, there is enough film, keep your handbag open, try not to cover it with your hand, okay, okay, and don't worry, we will be there, everything will be fine, fine, yeah, "i'll call the administrator now, girl,

wait, excuse me, what's your name? snezhana. snezhana, my dear, consider that we had lunch here for 500 rubles. and this is your tip. thank you, thank you, well then, that's how you solve problems with women, it happens sometimes. i'll call you on wednesday evening, but not too late, i'll be back at 11, well, well, healthy sleep, a guarantee of a clear conscience, okay, i'm leaving, bye, bye, kartashov is in control of himself, yes, a tough nut, and if it's not him, he, since 3:00 in the afternoon his car was hanging around the obtorg building. "he's checking the location, it looks like,

that's it, we'll take him in the evening, i'm now for sanctions, and you guys, get down to business, you have all the tables are piled high with work, georgyevich, this is volkov, kolya, i still have a bunch of refusals to fill out, at least spend the night here, o'. here you go, now it's yours, mine, yes, i barely begged my grandfather for it, it's not new, of course, but it will serve for 10 years, great, if you don't lose it, so guys, the sanction has been received, vanya, kolya, take the car, quickly to kartashov's yard, keep an eye on all his movements, if anything, i have connections, so, andryukha, you go to the aptor, sit for a while. with the guards, kortashov

is unlikely to decide on a raid before night, but it's better to be there in advance, got it, that's right, and the refusals at the same time i'll take care of the paperwork, thank you, you're welcome. slava, some chick drove up in kartashov's car, yes, she went into the entrance. okay, we'll watch. listen, i've had enough of this

woman's stuff, i can't stand these skirts anymore, if it weren't for this woman's stuff, you and i would have been rotting in prison a long time ago, you know, with my eye they would have caught us, they have a video camera stuck in every hole, go open up, oh, verunchik, well... finally, snake, so, there are two of them in the car down there watching someone, maybe they'll cancel everything, but don't push me, it's not a fact. it's on us, in short, this is the situation, you're getting out through the back door, we go through the back door, it's boarded up, you break it open, and then we act according to the plan, you wait for us around the corner, then you drive up, ring the doorbell, say the director from the region has arrived for goods, we can't wait, but i remember, i remember, i remember, listen , be careful, don't bring a tail behind you, oh, my god, it's already spread out. there's a pile of papers

, i know, i can't leave you for a second, immediately look at your papers, so put everything away, we'll have tea now , okay, a little later lilya will bring dinner, we'll eat, lilya, who is this, my daughter, by the way, i'm going to the office about... please sit here, okay, lilka will come, open that button, okay, i'll be quick.

slava, the girl left, but kartashov is not with her, in principle, vanya and i can go up there, no way, no way, i said, kartashov is a seasoned veteran and a repeat offender, wait for me, i said, that's it, then so, we'll take it together, that's it, come on, listen to me, it's unknown how many people will be at this raspberry, so slava, i'll tell you this, i'm going with you, forward. slav, let's go faster, we're late, let's go

! kolya, come on! it's clean, it's clean , this, what's this, you should have checked the back door during the day, well, we checked it, it was nailed up with nails like these. yes, oleg georgyevich, andryukh, what's wrong with you? yes, everything's fine, everything's fine. don't worry. what other little girl? dinner's here, oleg georgievich. listen, andryukh, kartashov

ran away from the apartment, so keep your ears open, he could show up at your place at any moment, got it? got it all, got it all. don't worry. everything will be fine, let's get to work! hello.

stand with your hands on the floor.' slava, take care of the lady, the rest follow me. quickly, one hand, one second, yeah, like that

, if you move, i'll knock you down, got it, oh, oh, so he shot at you, and after all that you shot at him, yes sir, self-defense, self-defense, self-defense,

but it turns out that this is an excess, we found your bullet, but his bullet is missing, and what, yeah, maybe he didn't shoot at all, what are you getting at, well, did they find the bullet, oh no, comrade lieutenant colonel, your eagles have jumped too far, oleg georgievich. but we'll see about that, andryukh, well, remember, remember where he shot from, oleg georevich, he jumped out of the door from there, i was sitting here, sitting at the table, here, well, well, doing paperwork, he shot out from there, there was a suitcase in front of me, what suitcase , yes, my suitcase, this one here.

here, rydanov, and where are you going, and where are you going, rydanov, i'll tell you later, where, no, it opens there, like that, yes, the other way around. here, oleg georgievich, this is your personal

suitcase, now yours, yulka gave me a new one for my birthday, i've gotten used to it, okay, that's the situation, take it, take it, take it, well, comrade lieutenant colonel, well, thank you, thank you, i have three bottles of this brandy, it will do, it will do a lot of things, well for you. no-no-no, for all of you, for the suitcase, yes, well for the suitcase, hurray, when the buddhist monk bathikharm came to shialim, he did not find understanding there, then he retired to a cave spent nine long years in meditation, looking at a bare wall, only once did he fall asleep, when he woke up, he... cut off his eyelids where ...