tv Pyos-6 NTV September 2, 2024 12:00pm-1:01pm MSK
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'll explain everything to you now, come on, come on, we, smelled like fried nesting, i just smelled like fried nesting, what kind of nesting, that's what i'm thinking too, leonidov, uh, leonidov, okay, what kind of torture, let me tell you, well, lenochka, don't believe him, why are you, don't believe him, he's always lying, he 's always lying, no, well, how did it all start with the fact that lyosha and i argued that he was all day and will live without meat, well it turned out that lesha won. an argument, tell me, tell me, i'm proud of you, hmm, we had another fight yesterday, a big one, yeah, and i said that he 's not worthy of you, a couple of boxes were recently delivered.
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how did he crawl to you on gifts? and what's in there? come on, open them? magnolia, my favorites, you can't stand up, and in the second box, probably, underwear, red or black? just not this, is it not enough? i see, that's what i thought. zhanna, i'm asking you, why are you so upset, well, you didn't ask for happiness. shan, yeah, it's okay, you're going on a diet, hello, huh, hello. our sausage
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because he feeds, and the most delicious pieces go exclusively to the most devoted, we have murder, death for unexplained reasons, no, you say i'm not lying, no, well... "lyosha, i don't see any signs of violent death, did they just run her over to death, is it a regular heart attack or strokes, i confuse them, well, who kills with butterflies, look, the victim died during a phone conversation that lasted 3 hours, well, here's a version born, they talked her to death, and what about normal work, and because of this heart attacks or strokes."
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lovers, you know, they don't kill, oh, or we'll find a dossier, we'll see, well, come on, hello, i told you, this won't end well, put it on bulletproof vest, rose, how is that possible, maybe they haven't even taken my pants off with you, he left, angry as hell, well maybe they got him at work, who knows, he's a demobilizer? as far as i know from my own people, you forgot, after the pre-trial detention center govrila has been unemployed for 3 years, well, damn, well, this is some kind of dead end in a narrow family circle, that's exactly it, don't forget to put on your fairy tale, how long ago did klavochka change her name
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to rose, klavdia is a rose in my pot, what scared you so much, and because? innocent people suffer while all sorts of cuckolds run around freely, like uncut dogs, get out of here! zhanna kolesnikova, myocardial infarction, she had a bad heart, that is , this time, gnezdilov turned out to be right, an ordinary heart attack, if the killer knew about the disease, undoubtedly. he didn't know, the perfume was not an accident, it smells like magnolia, and it attracts butterflies the most, what kind of butterflies, well , these, maybe these, everything is calculated to the smallest detail, i saw
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a diagnosis of lipidopterophobia in the medical card, lipido, that is, fear of butterflies, yeah, the criminal gave the perfume and then released the butterflies, it turns out he committed murder. with someone else's hands, or rather with wings, a very coherent version, i'll go look for gnezdilov, put my thoughts in order, the victim has been divorced twice, the second was especially painful, she was caught with her lover, this is barbarism, her husband threatened her, i don't understand why they threaten, why kill, well, they went left, big deal, a zigzag of luck, you have to give flowers at the finish line, thanks for...
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salon for a lip augmentation procedure and bitterly regretted it. i had a complex since i was twelve. i didn’t like the way i looked. my mother seemed to tell me: we will correct the shape of the lips, make them beautiful, to the horror of the young girl, her lips did not increase in size, but became deformed. instead of beautiful lips, i just had ridges. today she is 22, her lips have reached such a size that people turn around, and her own mother does not speak, otherwise her lips, for me this is completely unacceptable, she forbade it there, and to spite me, as if i wanted to do even more. how many times have you already enlarged your lips? well, 30 for sure. will the closest people be able to make peace because of the lips of discord? you just look terrible with these lips, no need to envy me? we are planning to enlarge her breasts, enlarge her butt, somewhere i didn’t notice. this is beyond the pale, today at 16:45 on ntv. i studied the phone of the wheelman and in general
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nothing special. naturally, what kind of idiot is recording in phones now? irina nikolaevna. but there is encrypted correspondence with subscriber xx. well, it can be deciphered somehow. the data is lost, the password was only with the victim. i'm sure this is correspondence with... no big deal, what could this mean, kg, my husband will definitely be home when he comes, it's not my thing, i just sometimes get carried away with secret pissing, so you need something more complicated and
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have lunch, but i don't want to, i've already had lunch , they brought such shashlik to the canteen, you'll be blown away, better than yours, oh well, the whole department is buzzing, it can't be, i 'm telling you, the whole department, nezdilov, if he deceived me, i'm telling you, hello? rozochka, what 's going on? maybe he drowned himself? he came back. thank god, i knew it, i hoped and believed. he came back, took the bag, the axe went away. why didn't he tremble? he had to roll at my feet, kiss my feet. with the muzzle of a double-barreled hunting shotgun? what double-barreled shotgun, the one he
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shoots a squirrel in the eye. oops, danger. did you think he'd kill us both? my eyes are twice as big as a squirrel's, you idiot. dyash, did it seem to me, or were you and linka embarrassing yourself? no, it didn't seem to me, she got jealous of me towards the saleswoman, can you imagine? i constantly forget to buy something, i have to go back to the store. here's grandma. she makes lists and you start, well, i imagine your short list, 0.5 that's all, 0.7, okay, let's go to your lover, usually they are to blame for everything, well, or ex-husbands, you remember this when you go back to the store.
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and what's this? who's here? they made me, please, please. i can't see a damn thing, well, now it's clear, it was his cuckold who nested here, look, igor, what happens to those who like to shit in other people's family nests, and what does this have to do with me, it's because of people like that that two years for one funeral,
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this skvartsov has dozens of love affairs, cool, well, i mean, i suggest we figure out. his mistresses, put all the husbands in jail and sort it out like adults there, we have spy games lying down, i'll give it to lenka, don't get distracted. a flash drive is used as a bug to infiltrate electronic devices, but is it it's legal, who follows the laws these days, we do, yeah? well, i mean, i'm with the dog, yeah, i see you 've gotten used to all these surveillance technologies, it's my job, forgive me
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for answering, it turns out that skvartsov is not a lover, but he is this hacker, yeah, but the equipment for his apartment confirms this, she is a client, well then it's logical that the conversation with the client is encrypted, i 'll tell you one thing, i don't like this surveillance, yeah, put it back, yeah, i don't like it either, he left. skvortsov worked in an agency, yeah, and the type of activity of this, yeah, yeah, detective agency, it's immediately obvious that you are laymen, in a secret pc, i'm telling you, he is a hacker, a watchman, a fighter. could have been an exposed object, well, or starlings left traces in his nest, i despise lust, or both, he put horns on himself
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exposed, cunning, yeah, you have this address yes, of course, distant relatives somehow need to be accommodated, listen varhanka, and how much do they charge for security, well, one of my friends is interested. your salary and your friend's salary together won't be enough for a day, cheapskates, and these are discounts there for permanent there is compensation there, listen to how the keyboard fortanet, and you will be killed, and she will not wait for the money, especially since this acquaintance is my neighbor. please,
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colleagues, we are not engaged in hacking, on the contrary, we protect against computer hacking, but from malice. do you protect skulls with an axe? we do not, i thought this was your sphere, yes, and can you find someone else's husband with an axe, a gun and a sack? check out our list, this was found on skvortsov's body, yours, andrey worked within the legal field, yeah, the bugs are illegal, no, well, that's robbery. no, well lyosha, well, robbery, well, robbery, why joke, do you have a phone? we do, we
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don't need anything else, everything is purely within the law, absolutely, we know who, where, when, even when the device is turned off. it's outdated, i'll buy myself a new one, a push-button one, as a consultation, if the phone overheats, makes strange sounds, oh, i see your phone has been infected with tracking programs, you have a jealous wife, no, everything is fine with us, complete mutual understanding, congratulations, now... this is such a rarity, lyosha, a push-button one, boss,
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had celebrated her birthday all her adult life. but will elena want to communicate with her blood relatives when she learns the whole truth about herself and her mother? my daughter was taken away from me, i was illegally accused of leading a moral lifestyle, my daughter, kidnapped, caught my eye girl. or daughter, a criminal, i have documents that i have no criminal record, you don't have motherly love, if i didn't love her, i haven't looked for 35 years, for the first time i don't want a dna test to confirm their relationship, i open the envelope, dna, today at 17:50 on ntv. i ask, thank you,
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please, allow me. "no, thank you, it's great that you contacted us, my friend was very pleased, unlike her husband, i promise that i will personally take care of this matter, i really hope, to connect my husband to the computer unnoticed." he will do the rest himself, so small, well small but mighty, yeah, now tell your husband, i need to know
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a sack, no, a courier with a notepad, a parcel, well, that's it, it's her head, yes, poor rose, we didn't even have time to get to know her properly, let's see, no need, suddenly my death is there, a bomb, well, now we'll understand everything, and what is this, these papers, this i'm insuring myself, just in case, isn't it a little, igor, have you taken everything into account, okay, how much is needed, and you got it with a bark? this is not a fold, let's insert it into the computer of a fake husband, you can't insert it into me, i take care of my honor, look, my keyboard died, here's a new
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keyboard for you, nestingilov, get acquainted with it and take care of it, i'd like to put the old one somewhere, and i have a password there, and i forgot it, and there are eight complicated. digits, and i forgot it, shut up, your password on the computer is digit one, do you know why the dog barks all the time at you, because he's a dog, because he's allergic to crows, i always lie, but the honest truth, no, i won't let you, i'll go with you as.
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now the skeletons will crawl out of the closet, it's scary to watch a family fall apart. it's very scary, tell me, klava, is this your first time, no, i already. got burned in my first marriage, then i suggest we drink to its happy ending, no, no, to the bottom, to the bottom. "i hoped, the second will be more successful, but everything is falling apart
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for sure, he is an inadequate policeman, he was on the copper, he works only because his uncle is a general, your investigation will put an end to it, this madman trampled his smartphone, it will all be over in a little while, he is a real maniac, a lover of porn sites and dubious dating sites, right? very interesting, i don't feel well, my head is spinning, is it from your worries, lie down, and i'll come now, or rather, i'll work.
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was collecting information for kolesnikova, this is his job, the relationship between me and my client is not prohibited by law, i don't know what she took at the meeting, a drug addict, you don't want to say anything else, only one thing, "apologize and let me go, you with your bug, i "i ruined this computer, and not a single website works, i forgot to introduce, this is my husband, claudius, i'll leave you, i have something to tell you, i beg you, stay, i'll tell you everything!"
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"kolesnikova had another lover, a competitor of her ex-husband in business, zhana left him information, well, now it's warmer, having ruined her husband, he refused to marry, kolesnikova was threatened with exposure, apparently." lover, killer, name, surname, i am polozhinsky, andrey polozhinsky. please, don't, i can see, i can see, you don't want to kill, please, let's talk about let's forget everything, please, please.
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well, this is clearly not suicide, solgasin, this is an exit into the noose, feet first, i understand him, have you seen lakhtan, where is the table? this is because they knocked him out under him with hatred, vysblenny, but they didn't beat him up, the man would have been lucky, an encyclopedia of vice, all his passions served, like a princess, here at my house there is an archive up to the ceiling, though in all the photos
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he succeeds so well, he knows everything in advance, don't be jealous, a jack of all trades, but no boss, for him such a door is not a problem, you have golden hands, the best plumber in moscow, and the man is just fire, i don't need a moscow dandy, i need a normal man, strong, reliable, like bondarev, like sobolev, sir, where are you? a woman is always ivan kolesnikov, little by little, this is not my style. tverskaya - new season, today at 20:00 on ntv. lyoshik, i really got you, don't let anyone within cannon shot of me, i have a grenade, throw it grenade. my temperature is normal, and tell max, if someone approaches the hospital, let them immediately kill everyone,
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and if they are sick, they are all doomed anyway, lesha, take care of yourself, dig in, don't worry, friend. sick, what are you doing? you understand, otherwise my neighbor has such a problem, cockroaches fly as climbed, there are no cockroaches in the hospital, good for you, no obligations, no responsibility, continuous fleeting romances.
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your past life you had a black belt in karting, well yeah. max, oops, i'm in the cauldron, i'm getting grenades. normal heroes always go around, who are you, where is polozhinsky, i don't know, and who are you, you're the unfortunate husband of rose, i'm unfortunate, go away, you're making a big mistake, i'm impotent, i'm generally, closed, kolesnikov, nobody your
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didn't touch my wife, don't make it worse. this bitch, hacker and lover ruined my life, i took revenge and now i have nothing to lose, lose me, please, drop your weapon, otherwise i 'll kill him, leave him, leave me, listen, i've killed three, i'll kill three more, oh, in vain. that's it, i took him, pack it up, learn to work, idiots! linochka, i'd like to apologize,
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let's forget about the saleswoman, i'm tired of it already. yes, lyosha, it's normal, at your age you also have sclerosis, well, go away with a piece of paper, sausage, bread, no, i'm talking about something else, there was just a moment when i max, that's exactly it, and max, okay, when did i think that it wasn't kolesnikov who was spying on us, but... "why do i need spy programs, it's all written on your faces, and on your mug, half of me. mistresses
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now we'll chop off the causal place, but don't! and what about the man with an axe in my dream? no, i dreamed of mistresses, blondes on the left, brunettes on the right, i was afraid that they would tear me apart for souvenirs, i'm not afraid of cuckolds in my dreams, scare your wife. smash the horns, you don't recognize me,
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