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stand ksina, i'll tear you to pieces, i'll kill the bastards.
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it's so good that you're back, and we just had some fresh crabs delivered, if you want, call me makei, this very minute.
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what happened, senator, i have a car being unloaded, sit down, sit down! right now your main load is me, beer, order us two beers, this very minute, boss, you know, i recently found a fly in my beer mug, a bad omen makei, what fly, this simply can't be, i really don't have time, maybe you in calculation, answer, bastard, where is the money, what money, it's the same one that i took from you, your...
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"hello, boss, this is cashier, you know that i'm busy at this time, that my demon has to spank a pit bull today, and you also know what happens to those who distract me, yes, forgive me, please, we have problems with the proceeds, i came, took the money, my dog ​​stole this money into the forest, and makey says that he has nothing to do with it, the problems are not ours, but his". makey, if makey decided to rip off, then he is wrong. oh, how wrong. so, today friday. makei, with you? of course. give him the pipe. bass. yeah. you stole the money. what are you saying, i
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have no idea who could have done this, this. what kind of nonsense, in a day, so that the money, the dog and this partisan would be with me, then i'll believe that it wasn't you, well, that's very little time, my friend, they're just passing through, well, give me at least more time, well, in a day the money should be with us, tyson will feed his demon with your dog. and if you don't find the dog , he'll feed
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revenge, to me, to me, to me, oh, my clever girl, my, you're clever, well done, okay , okay, okay, well done, your prey, i agree, home, clever girl, my clever girl, clever girl, well, give it to me, well done,
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home! hello, hello, max, you're reporting on yesterday detention made up, and then at 5 o'clock, krylyov on the carpet, and what's the matter with alyan, now he'll correct the grammatical errors and bring it, sit, you're still joking, heat, but i'm not in the mood for jokes, my aunt is sick, she's asking me to come over on the weekend, something's wrong with her kidneys, i don't know, i need to buy some medicine, some kind of diet tea, don't you know where to buy this, huh? max, well, like a child, well, a child, well , go to any pharmacy and they'll sell you everything, well, in
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the end he can ask janet, she's a doctor, janet is unavailable, probably at a seminary on assembling dismembered corpses, well max, you have a sense of humor, but today is friday, she is definitely not here, well now a... i'm calling, listen, max, they haven't sent you to the village yet, how did you clean it out there, well, i'm telling you, the woman is often sick, you cleaned her out, in general, yes, the village girls are beautiful, obedient, not like these self-willed muscovites, they don't know what they want, hello, listen, dad, no, i'm fine. do you remember you were sick recently, you took jade, and the medicine, do you remember
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the doctor prescribed you, but i bought it, i don't remember the name, well, some powder with water you need to dilute it, but okay, no, everything is fine, don't forget the soup on the stove, kiss you, here's any. says, helps, thank you, lenushka, i'm not lenochka, thank me formally, thank you, comrade captain, allow me to go, go, thank you, fly, nearby, let's go, that's right, crazy muscovites, and muscovites too. yes, you're not a moyach, sit down and tell me
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why you needed to look for some dog, and so urgently, and not just any dog, addressed, listen, ivanovich, you know everyone, in our area, well, they can't and suggest, who has a dog that could steal something and bring it to its owner, well, there’s a dog in every yard here, if something happens it will steal a chicken or sausage. “you know, if i watch other people’s dogs, i won’t have time for people, your cafe alone is worth something, there’s a fight, then some people come, anxious, people, people, ivanych, well , help me, i have a problem, you see, one of my clients’ dog stole a purse, and there’s a lot of money in it, and he demands it from me, so maybe...” “your client himself robbed, to you with claims, bred,
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now i will bring you what you need i will bring everything myself go get some air, probably sat out of the house come on come on come on far away it hurts even when i laugh it hurts come on now everything will pass stepochka so sit down like that well done fly come here come here here guard auntie good so now i 'll bring everything to auntie. you take yourself some pies from the road on the stove, there's milk in the fridge, okay, okay, in three-liter jars, look,
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on the bottom shelf there's guts for for flies, flies, flies, terrible rescuer, come to me, i can't bend down to you, come to me, come to me, come, yeah, i smell it, enough, how they let you go, let you go, let you go. so fantastic, now water, oh, maksimonka, oh, there's such a thing in the pallet, but for you to come, i 'm ready to sleep forever, so stop it, i 'll come anyway, just not like this, what are you , what is this, that's it, we'll get treated now, no, i bought you medicine, oh, the best that there is, normal, this, this is all for me, have you gone crazy, maksimonka, maybe we don't need it, we need it, auntie, this myself...
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yes, i urgently need money, 20 thousand, i wasn't stupid, sorry, i understand, bring a lemon. well, you 're wincing like a little girl from the medicine, well, drink it, oh, so you don't get sick, come on,
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come on, there, there, well done, oh, buds are not flowers, drink whatever you want, well, how's the muhtarushka, yeah, okay, little by little, how are things with you here, is something new happening in the village, oh, oh, nothing, mukha, maybe we'll go there, have a beer, and hi, it's me, i'm not bothering you, i'm coming to you straight away on business, listen, i really need
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money, a lot of money, for a week, you know, i have a very good turnover, i have a cafe here, an incident, my client, a dog stole a purse with money, but i'm not drunk, i, okay, sorry, can you tell me who has who takes care of dogs around here? tyson, thank you for telling me, and who else? timokha, by the way, thank you, you, who are you, you? i think it's a guest, who is petrovna, and this is me for milk, and you, ivanovich, our cheskov, he comes to me for milk, come in. oh, oh
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, oh, hello, hello, hello, for milk, well, my dear, maximka, great, tell me, police lieutenant, wow, i told you, come in, sit down, well, how is your health, godmother, oh, when your nephew and his wife arrived, i felt so much better, oh-oh-oh-oh, yeah, don't speculate, don't speculate on his kindness, maxim, we have a busy man, yes, colleague. ivan ivanovich, if it weren't for work, mukhtar and i would have stayed here to live, but there's a fly, and we like flies here, here, bring some milk in the fridge, there's a fly sitting now, hello, hi, listen, you're our hunter, a famous one, a dog lover, can you tell me who in our area
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breeds dogs besides taysen. who's the huntsman? in the forestry? i remember right. and he has a dog. well, okay, thank you, bye. huntsman. thanks for the treat.
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it looks like a setup, yes it looks like it, it looks like it, i'll take it invited him to write a statement, and then i'll send him to the district, well, let him deal with his clients there, do you think he'll come, but i don't know, i don't know, he's very scared, so he won't do something stupid, but i 've known him since childhood, i got involved in this business, how to help, i don't even know, yeah, but a profitable place, yeah, profitable, profitable. we have one cafe, everyone drives by, stops, well, the thugs there, well , of course, the youth, here are the youth, nothing but trouble from this cafe, from this establishment, okay, yeah, i know this story, ivan ivanovich, let's go, we'll see you off with the fly, and we'll take a walk ourselves at the same time, come on, and the fly, let's go, the fly, nearby, ivanovich, you come in, on me,
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they are bandits, they will simply kill me, you see, i have a wife, a daughter, they gave me only one day to escape, i just can't, i have a daughter, a wife, you see, why are you repeating everything, wife, daughter, what did you think about before, when you wanted to live a beautiful life, i don't know anything, be healthy, goodbye, let's go, let's go, good girl,
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what happened, did your car break down, right? i 'll clean you up, no need, the senator came, no, he didn't, there's some clown over there with dog, i didn't allow it, he stayed, well, screw it, hello senator, you'll call him, of course. artist, come on, let's leave quickly, i got it,
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i got it, okay, we're leaving now, okay, boss, i'm with you, i'll do it myself. where's makei, just a minute, i'll call you now, senator, here's the money, sit down, sit down, i told you.
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what happened, oh, damn, bitch, oh, he gave me the money, only i don't have my id, why the hell do i need your money, they bit my ear off, oh, damn, oh, oh, where is he, you set the dogs on me, i don't know anything, where did you get the money from, i borrowed it, i had very little time, i borrowed it, from whom, on call, call, call, i say, i don't have his phone number. so listen, senator, yes,
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we'll come to us now, take this idiot, the demon hasn't eaten him yet, well, no need, no need, this is for the forestry, he gave the money, but no documents, i have nothing to do with it, listen, isn't that the same gamekeeper we went to for the puppies, remember, yeah, he's started working on dogs again, we should have...
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well, what have you done, and why did you tear this bastard apart, and did i teach you that, go home, sit there and don't talk to anyone, you understand, look, look at him, what kind of person is he to us a guest has arrived, and look, look, and whose are you, and good. dog, pretty one,
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you remind me, and why is your face familiar to me, yes, i am the same beauty, listen, yes , you, you are one of my puppies, what a meeting, and whose are you now, will he really sell you to these scumbags, and ear, come to me, here is the owner, yes, buktar, come on, introduce him, introduce me to him, boogie man, come to me, maybe we will meet guests, yes, sit, sit, my name is maxim, and as i understand it, you are the local eger, eger, eger, for you matvey timofeevich, a handsome dog, have you had him for a long time, yes no, i have it recently, and before me it had a good owner, and a fly, a mukhtar, so how did you end up here, and then i ran after a girl for yours and brought her, she
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what's the matter, well, i teach a motorcyclist to help people, and you teach yours, and don't judge if you don't know, i don't consider myself a criminal, any villager will tell you that i wouldn't hurt a fly. but i have my own scores to settle with some of them, yes, i saw you settle these scores at a cafe, but i can't figure it out, they're bandits, what do you have in common with them, i have the same thing in common with them as with you, there are dogs, i didn't get it, oh well, i'll tell you, these bastards came to me about three years ago to buy puppies, their main one was tyson. he's into dog fighting, and at that time i had a golden shepherd, the mother was called three
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puppies, i didn't sell them the puppies, in short. i told them to go to hell, they beat me up so badly that i lost consciousness, when i recovered a little, i'm lying there, the puppies are gone, and my dog ​​rushed, apparently to protect me, in short, i buried the mother in the backyard, and i... then i found her, my dear darling was hiding under the sofa, well, why did they call the police then, yeah, oh, what are you saying, no
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i trust the cops, these bandits have bought up everything in their circle, so what? they are friends with the district, the lawmen would close this case, i decided to get them myself, but only so that there would be no bloodshed, he taught mstyusha to snatch handbags from people's hands, i thought, let me see how these masters of life will spin around without money, without documents, and money is the most important thing for them in life, well this time i go into a cafe, a friend of mine is the cook there, i go out, i see one of these bandits from... the cafe comes out, so i pretended to leave, i am behind the fence hid and when he came out of the cafe, you gave the dog a command, it worked perfectly, clever boy, i looked into the man bag, listen, there's a lot of money there, they live well, gentlemen, well then this cafe director came, cried, said that he wouldn't live if he didn't return the money, in general, i felt sorry for him, yes, and by the way, he let it slip that these bandits
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would come back, well i, then again the cafe, he not only let it slip to you, he also told the bandits where he got the money, so matvey timofeevich, you got into trouble, so i would like everything to be quiet, well who else knew that tyson's revenge would bite, but he probably beat her up from above when she was little, and you know, dogs remember a smell for a long time, so she smelled it and rushed with a whip , right there, it's like love, you know, a blind thing. oops, here they are, the invited guests, yes, quickly, well , this is where our huntsman lives, now we 'll make a cheap one out of this huntsman, so, matvey
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timofeevich, there's an emergency exit, a door, you see, there's an exit to the backyard from it. just don't go near the windows, i know there are three of them, there are four of us, we'll overcome them, so, i'll bring out the muktar through the back door, i'll go around from behind, you distract them with something, just be careful, there's some rope, it's hanging on a hook on the left, you yourself be careful, do you hear, everything will be fine, fly, come to me, next to me, to me, to me, come on, come on, come on, well done, oh, how beautiful, when else will you go out into nature, well done, senator, sing your heart out, stay here, hey, huntsman, come out, old friends have arrived,
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we know you're there, come out the easy way. no, what's wrong with you, can you at least nod your head, are you there, what's up? "listen, leshy, or whatever your name is, let's do it the easy way, give us your mutt and we 'll settle the score, who's a mutt, you're tyson mutts, only two-legged, well, damn, i wanted to do it the easy way, you've got me, you fireballs, but
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now you're going to tumble around on me." there, take it, go ahead, and oh, oh, sit tight, well done, hands behind your back.
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oh, you, you're a naive cop, we'll see, yeah, i need to thank ivanovich for the number, he turned out to be a perceptive district police officer. hello, this is the rvd, senior police lieutenant, maksim zharov speaking. may i say hello, well done, on time, how 's it going? i'm reporting, comrade captain, auntie recovering, thanks for the medicine, comrade captain, how vindictive, okay, zharov,
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tearing apart the jaws of a beaver, yeah, yeah, well, which of them, where? len, well, you're an investigator, right, uh-huh, the one whose jaws are torn apart is the lion. tolik, no, what's the big deal, len, no, what do you need i don't like it, but what should i have given korolev so as not to ruin his birthday, a tie, i decided that he thought that... he was about to retire soon, he would have to go to the staff committee, well, i wanted to buy him a good fishing rod or spinning rod there, and then i decided that he would think that we were hinting at his imminent retirement. tol, why did you buy this one? len, because art is neutral, there is a hidden meaning, a subtext here. what subtext, dear comrade khrulyov, are we giving you this horror, because in art, anyway, you don't understand a damn thing, that's why take it, let it decorate your table, like this? no, well, lin, why are you doing this? i wanted
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the best, the main thing here is to say such necessary words, when some glory, you look, what words were not said here, it's still a nightmare? not flax, well, why a nightmare, not a nightmare, i haven't thought of it yet, but roughly the meaning is, like, lieutenant colonel, you are the mighty samson who tears apart the jaws of a lion, the lion of crime, amazing, you thought of it yourself, yeah, yeah, and what, you know, with such success you could have bought the fairy tale turnip, why is there a turnip here, and like in the joke, remember that? the old man planted a turnip, the turnip came out and killed the old man, well, i mean, the old man is khrulyov, the turnip is crime, well, accordingly, the old woman is the village, the granddaughter is me, well, and the bug mukhtar, yes, and i am murka, yes, no, tolik, you are not murka, you are just a mouse, which is better not to trust to buy a gift, you should have gone yourself, well , le, why are you doing this, i wanted the best, well , do i want it back to the store, i want it, i want it, because you can't give this nightmare, others give all sorts of nonsense... they give, you understand, but here
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deep meaning is embedded. tolik, i don't need deep meaning, look at this green one, here he is and somehow more cheerful, and that is a piggy bank, do you understand, what is the meaning here? come on, take him out of my sight, so that i never see this samson. one purchase, two cashbacks. choose partners by benefit on the sberbank.ru website and get double cashback in bonuses. when paying with a misber card in a golden apple. from other partners, it is more profitable with a sberim subscription, quietly you, dog, good, dog, good dog, calmly, calmly, you are a good dog, dog, dog friend man, quiet, quiet. you, you
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really, what can you say, i don't know, let me touch it, then i'll say that luke is like this, a fake or something , a water toy, but like a real one, i didn't believe it myself at first, water, yes water , loaded, yeah, stop it, stop it, oh, you're crazy, listen, oh, you're crazy, what? not water, cognac, there's cognac, you understand, cognac, oh, look, you broke my glasses, oh, why did you spill something like that, what the hell some kind of gift is this for krulev, like a gift for krulev, a gift, yes, with meaning, so to speak, the longer you hold the kaburé, the better it becomes, oh my, to give such a gift to the boss, it's not serious, is it? as a gift,
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nenochka, i'm sorry, you can't go out , the cops said not to go out, forgive me, stay at the bank. well , where are the cops, huh? you're not going to bite me, you won't, yeah, you're just pretending to be a scary dog, in fact you're a well-behaved dog, you don't bite people, yeah, calm down, calm down, i feel like i'm on ice, and you, what's the matter, what do you want from me, you bastard? i hate, i hate, i hate, i hate, i hate dogs,
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hey, comrade, comrade, what? "listen, man, help me, whose dog is this, you crazy dog, drove me into a corner and is holding me here, i don’t know whose, listen, brother, help me, she’s some kind of crazy, i have three cats at home, maybe that’s why this dog is attacking me, help me, i can’t help, i’m waiting for the cops, i don’t have time for you, but be a man, help me, it’s still a long time to wait for your cops, it’s 30 seconds, i quickly left, okay, to hell with you, sharik!" sharik, tuzik, what’s your name, hey, sharik, look
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of course, they came, as when everything is smooth, well, alive, carefully, carefully, so, so, this is for you, this is for you, take it, vityok, why don't you take off your mask, huh?
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dek, are you crazy? hands naked on your knees, is it clear? no, who are you? horse in a coat. move, i shoot to kill. on your knees, quickly! fantamas. think about yourself now, got it? and your little one isn't doing so well either. oh, the treasury, the bastards abandoned me, what did i need so much, i got it, i got it, okay, calm down, breeze, calm down, you're brave, you can do it, and this is all just a stupid little dog, really
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stupid, although not small, hello, we've been waiting for your employees for half an hour. robbery, bank branch , what robbery? what robbery? the fifth branch of akobank, a robbery with hostages,
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have you all gone crazy there, we 've been waiting for you for half an hour. get going, put the gun on the ground with two fingers, put the gun on the ground, big pointer, quickly, so, what 's going on, senior linda zharov, here's your id, no need, no need, zharov, i believe, and i'm driving, i see, something's not... what, what 's going on? yeah, the guys blew up the bank, and you immediately got in touch with them, alone, there's two of us now, comrade major, yeah, well, here you zharov, here you zharov made a mistake, so what? gangsters,
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why didn't you call, how come, why didn't you call, i don't look like an idiot, your employee was, what employee, well, when they ran in, they hit me on the head, the girls started driving, panic, at that time at that moment, excuse me, a policeman arrived, but they knocked him out right away, then the clients took the cash. they closed down and the publications, yes, then this policeman contacted someone, told me to wait for you, he himself followed them, well, i wait, wait and there is no one, okay, that's it, you saw where they ran, yes, it seems there, the guards.
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oh, thank god, the police, a mad dog attacked. help, i beg you, a mad dog, you say, it can't be, i think i know tovsa. tol, yes, are you still here, you know that,
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no matter how much i meditate on her, she is not more beautiful will become. len, well maybe we, don't even try to persuade me, take the statuette and take it to where you bought it. yes, then give me the bag. yes-yes-yes, i'm listening, no, well i'm not going to carry it straight down the street, come on, like this, ah, are you sure that this is mukhtar, are you sure that this is our dog, give me the bag, i understand, yeah, so what about the bag, wait with the bag, what? there's some strange story here, in short, the bank was robbed, it seems that our mukhtar is sitting and guarding some guy, and where is max? max is nowhere to be found, and the guys who left,
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moose, well, you understand too, how is the situation like this, what should i understand, a runt, how did a cop end up in your car, in clothes, like a nit, what did i allow you to yap, how did a cop end up? and what department are you from, 156, and what about the haircut according to the uniform, guilty, well, finally.
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you need to wait for the boss to save a person from a rabid dog, and by the way, i pay taxes on your salary, what are you saying, just don't tell my wife, otherwise she won't appreciate it, she says that my salary is very small, well, what is this with us what's going on, fly, and you're a good boy for calling, bro, that's our dog, but why is she guarding this pretzel and where is max, i think we'll find out soon, yeah, come here, next to me, next to me, come in, move away, okay, okay, next to me, next to me, next
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to me. freaks, freaks, well freaks, that's the plan, that's the plan to flush it down the toilet, oh, oh-oh-oh, how did the cop end up in the car, where's vitek? moose, you're not a digger, please, well, sucker. yeah, we didn't suck, that's who, he saw us all, so what now, what now, we need to shoot the cop, that's what now, we need to shoot the cop, so don't agreed, we didn't agree to carry a cop in the car, oh, well, you thought about it yourself, we'll fill it up with garbage there, they'll gnaw the ground to find us, if we fill it up, we'll have time to lie low, that's also true, and if we don't fill it up, tomorrow all the lampposts will be plastered with our mugs, i agree.
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from deputies to governors , elections of various levels have begun in russia, a total of 400 companies, global plans for trillions of rubles of agreements. results of the eastern economic forum. and also our special correspondent alexey chebatarev saw where and how between our fighters are coming to their senses in a matter of hours. telegram founder pavel durov broke his silence, commented on his detention in paris, and what migration card the german authorities are playing before the new state elections, this is the program today in the studio dmitry zaboisty. hello. elections at various levels began in the country today, the voting will take place in a three-day format.

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