the whole team of germans skipped, and also, and also they wear sunglasses and a black cloak, well, so that no one would guess that they are from intelligence. such government services as the bundeswehr, police, tax authorities have long been present at such events, write german media. the bundeswehr, police, tax authorities, and ordinary simple gamers go there. so you come to play a computer game, and then bam and you 're digging a trench for the bundeswehr service. have germany really run out of gays and transgender people, if everyone has suddenly become interested in gamers. today, the bnd has about 6,500 people, 400 of whom work in berlin, 1. in pulach near munich, and the remaining 1,500 are abroad or in other regions of germany. and while world leaders are wondering

what games to play and where to look for new intelligence agents. the international sawmill has penetrated their latest secret chat in our regular column. they snitched.

i also like games, computer games, role-playing games, does anyone know where to look for personnel for the army, i can send my military commissars, they will find at least i'll go underground, we'll agree on a price, so that young people come to work for us, we need to make films about spies, agents, go to the end of the line, first we'll make films about gays, non -binary individuals, trans people, and i dreamed of being like agent 007 in the service of her majesty, drinking martini, playing in a casino, a spy should have a cool head, a warm heart, and clean hands, ours has a cold head and cold hands, and why is that? there's no heating, my spies are the best at sniffing out, and everyone... i know what

exactly you sniff out there and for how much grams per day? good evening, you won't find our scouts anyway, they 'll find you themselves, good night, this week we learned that the germans will be left without fish days, the germans risk being left without one of their favorite dishes, fish sticks, because of anti-russian sanctions, a german like this will come to the store for fish sticks, and he, excuse me, doesn't have any fish sticks, will you take koch's sticks? the problem is that one of the most beloved fish in germany, the mentai, is caught in russian waters. having failed to quarrel russia with china, in the west decided to at least leave germany without the russian mentai. in september, the import of pollock may end up on the eu sanctions list, which will lead to an explosive rise in prices. when

russia ran out of people who were not yet under sanctions, the west switched to fish. as i understand it, brussels and washington will not calm down until they finally transfer europeans to foraging, which will also have to be cooked over campfires. i can imagine what a european-style holiday table will look like in a couple of years, polish apples, riga sprat ukrainian horseradish with butter. mentai is the basic ingredient for fish sticks and the equally popular gourmet fillet, and in our country, because of its cheapness, mentai is called cat fish and is fed to cats, either our cats are gourmets, or german gourmets are not far from our cats. according to german officials, the market also cannot do without pollock trisca. germany managed to sit down on sanctions perfectly. but eating the fish will be a big problem with this.

international sawmill, what kind of fisherman, such a catch. this week the royal family norway has entered a dark period. the eldest daughter of king harald v of norway, queen sonja martha louise, married an african american and california resident durek veret. and durek is no fool. well, now that dude will take revenge on the white princess for all the centuries of oppression of blacks. according to all the fairy tale laws, the princess should have run away from her dad with an african american trumpeter from california. durek veret calls himself a shaman and conducts private shamanic sessions. and can anyone explain how they could have crossed paths in principle?

the paths of a european princess and a californian charlatan, because a normal shaman should be blond. and sing songs about russia. the chosen one of the norwegian princess also runs online courses on returning power to the hands of the people so that they can live consciously, authentically and harmoniously. a more suitable wife than the daughter of a monarch, a man returning power to the hands of the people simply could not find. in short, the man lives by the principle: if you steal a million, then love the queen, then. after grinding in piver, this. in 2022, martha louise wanted to give up the title of princess of norway, but king harold v kept her title. the girl realized that a marriage with an african-american in modern europe is much more promising than the title of princess of norway.

we live in such a time that between the norwegian crown and a nice dark-skinned guy, the choice is obvious . after the wedding, the newlywed husband will not receive titles, that's it. he will conjure up everything he needs anyway. it was an international sawmill, see you in a week, but for now, for now, take care of the country, fellow citizens. our children, not all, not all, of course, but many, many children feel like they live inside orwell , inside bradbury, they live inside stephen king, and they live inside roman, they fought for their homeland, only they don't know about it, the social context makes it so

that war remains a subject of discussion on political talk shows, which you don't have to watch, well, in the telegram channels of war correspondents, which you don't have to read, we need... volunteers on the contact line. we need a culture that speaks out loud, which will, and does not accustom to the idea that war is for others. and now, as they say, to the cultural news, that in our country, let's say, in the most popular sphere of art, in the sphere of cinema, there is a total, voluntary, obviously, departure from reality, and maybe an elegant method of sabotage, this is what

almost all major russian directors who are now filming family fairy tales are demonstrating, they will tell us, this is normal, people should... calm down? no, well, who is against it? people should simply calm down if they are worried, but we have the feeling that no one is particularly worried. let those who fight, well, or whoever was unlucky enough to fall into the millstones of this damn svo, and normal people, here it is necessary to wink, they lived normally, so they live, besides, the time has come for remakes, this is also one of the ways. to hush up the topic of svo and any reflection associated with it. in the near future, viewers will see remade comedy films. the taming of staraptivogo, the drama chuchil, the cartoon prostokvashina, the cartoon domovenok kuzya,

the series confrontation, the melodrama moscow does not believe in tears and so on and so forth. the main thing is not to talk about modern times, not about our stormtroopers, not about marines, not about pilots. the main thing is not to talk about our war correspondents, not about the russian guard, not about wegners, the main thing is not to talk about akhmat, not about our sparta, not about somalia, our battalion. the main thing is not to talk about arsen mutarol pavlov, not about mikhail givi tolstykh, not about vladislav golovin with the title of struna, not to talk about all this, just don't tell me about those 5 and a half films that we barely managed to make in 10 years of confrontation. filmed, and about 15 provincial plays that were staged on this topic, there is no need to talk about this, friends, just don’t be scared, we film about 100 films a year, another two hundred series on streaming platforms, that is, in 10 years we

have filmed 1.0 films and about two thousand series here, count how many of them in percentage terms are films about the russian spring and about the svo, by the way , the situation is about the same in documentary films, i wrote about the vyborg festival window to europe here, which supported us from the very beginning. our svo warriors, director, documentary filmmaker, alena polonina. she visited donbass with humanitarians, she visited morgues, she communicated a lot with fighters from various units, and she filmed prodonetsk without, as they say , a cold nose, here she writes. of course, the film festivals in iborg, where they show documentaries, did not take my new film about donbass for screening. and not only my film, about bleeding real festival selectors decided, why... not to show to the viewer, yes, the liberal lobby cuts off the reality that they do not like, the liberal lobby

still wins in the reserved privileged territory of art, still a local hangout, who needs it, interpuha, the theme of the svo, the theme of war is cut off, the appearance remains that nothing in the country in the world has changed, i bet that there was not even a minute of silence in memory of the tragedy of podpursky at the opening of the festival, the jesters were not hinted that it would be necessary purely for... or the jesters are so free that they don't give a damn about anything, then why are they suddenly so free, they put and put their wretched little world of jesters above the general tragedy, everything is the same, everything the same, all the same, many black avatars ran around israel and returned, again receive state money for filming, teach in film schools, travel to festivals and perform in regional film laboratories, so she writes: on august 6, near kursk, the nephew of my friend, another director, died: i do not want to think that the life of this young man and

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of course, during the great patriotic war, all poets, outdoor advertising worked then. cinema, documentaries, newspaper journalism, theater, writers, philosophers, artists, composers. post-soviet russia, starting with the chechen campaigns, generally behaves in the opposite way. culture is having fun on its own. the soldiers are fighting on their own. we are not even talking about the abkhazian, ossetian and transnistrian conflicts. they were generally illegal for our post-soviet culture. decent people, so to speak, on the contrary, diligently supported the georgian and moldovan-romanian sides in these conflicts. meanwhile, in russia, for example, there are 84 full cavaliers of all four degrees of the order of merit for the fatherland. yes, there are quite respected cultural figures there, such as, say, moslyakov or the kingdom of heaven, shirvin

the elder, as well as other worthy people, but in general, in the list, in general, there is no one who really, for example, dragged and drags the military theme in russia, but there is, say, gennady khazanov, a qualifier of all four degrees of the order of merit for the fatherland, i will not list here for a long time who is not there, who is not there, sergeyat puskepalits, my friend, artist and director, who unconditionally supported donbass in 2014 , is not there, and he would never have been there. nikolai nikolaevich gubenko, a great actor. director, who unconditionally supported donbass 2014 is not there. i will give, in my opinion, the most striking example is the writer and publicist aleksandrevich prokhanov. he was only on business trips to afghanistan 18 times, he wrote wonderful novels about it, a tree in the center of kabul, a palace, a collection of stories, the third toast, he was a warring nicaragua, a warring angola, he was a warring

abkhazia and a warring transnistria and wrote about each conflict, he was a warring chechnya , he wrote novels about it, chechen blues walking in the night, he was back in 2014, we met there in donbass, but in the end prokhanov has four times less merits for the fatherland than khazanov, or, let's say, there is yulia checherina. without any pathos, now - this is the main voice of the ongoing war, or islo, if you like, in katty and rings, but there were all dates, not stritsaty, dobrovolskaya, kazak abkhasiya.

russian as i naively, it seems, all highly cultural several masterpieces there must be, newspapers and sites, and in general all media, defending the state point of view, write about this for a long time, talk about it in all sorts of ways, radio stations, especially rock radio stations should be standing in line, give us at least one song from the cycle that our neighbors don’t have, we’ll play them from morning till night, and the capital’s theaters, they dream of making

a play, a musical based on this cycle of songs, it’s a miracle, what kind of play could come out of it, and the main concert halls, they’ve probably long ago suggested making the biggest presentation of this album, this cycle, so that all this would look like a real state event, because that’s what it is, a real state event and all the main tv channels would immediately offer to broadcast this concert to the whole country, how could it be otherwise for a country at war, maybe that's exactly what's happening, i'm not trying to push anyone here , and even if i try, it's not a problem, i 'm saying, in general, our cultural institutions are aimed at something else, the performances of the obsvo, practically not a single one in the capital 's moscow theaters, the only production you can't send. stage under the roof, not even on the main one, well, and there are also dozens of provincial theaters that we mentioned, at

that in russia there are about 200,000 theatrical events per year, in russia there are 1,762 theaters, just think about it, 1,762, but they are busy, they have other creative tasks, other military songs, from the zveroboy group, from rama degi , from alexey podubny. from sergey bubants, are they on the air of our radio stations, well, there are 3 and a half songs that barely play, while at the same time there are a thousand other songs about other, so to speak, problems, much more important, we know, problems than these military problems of yours, or exhibitions artists-botalists, also barely held three exhibitions, although we have thousands of artists, however, we know nothing about them, symphonies about war, oh, well, enough of mocking, and maybe war books by sasha kots, grisha kubatyan, dmitry steshin, tulenkov or semyon pegov are in the most prominent places in stores? well, no, well, as

a rule, not for anything at all. all over the country, i assure you that this is a conscious decision of the management at the entrance to bookstores lies in the most prominent place the novel 1984 aruela, and this is a man-made hit of sales, so that the reader will see, grabbed, read and was horrified. what country does he live in? he lives in orwell's dystopia. i recently visited a website where young readers post lists of their favorite books, the most important books for them, the most curious books for them. well, i thought, how wonderful, there are still such young people among us who read, i began to study the questionnaires, was a little puzzled: oroil is really in every second questionnaire. in addition, bradbury, rowling, stephen king, and so on. sometimes russian classics come across, but i have never hit the mark.

festivals, cinemas and comfortable recreation areas, you will be protected from war, dear russian, we mentioned one festival in vyborg here, if only it were the most extreme, god be with you, the entire system of book festivals, theater festivals, film festivals in russia is given over one way or another to people who secretly hate the svo and diligently avoid military topics, although if you ask them for a report, they will report that everything is fine with them, perhaps modern military prose poetry is published. in russian thick literary magazines that live on state subsidies, so i tell you, for 10 years not a single author raising the military theme has been included in these magazines, has not been reviewed in these magazines, the largest awards consistently ignore this topic, and so on, we understand that our statesmen do not go to the theater, do not listen to the radio and do not read literary magazines, they are busy,

well, of course they are busy. but not at night, may he be remembered, comrade stalin was also, you know, busy, but he watched all the theater premieres, moscow ones for sure, listened to all the new symphonies in moscow, knew everyone composers poets of the first row by name, and the second too, i somehow found time, some will ask why all this is being said here, well it is clear why, for example, we need volunteers on the contact line, we need a loud-voiced ku...

party, you tell them there, what are you telling us all here? these people sincerely think, mind, you seem to be in some kind of or something that can be said somewhere in the duma, everyone will get scared, they will run in different directions, to quickly make films and stage plays about the war, we said, i answer you, we they talked, they wrote analytical notes, they sent them everywhere, all this was, all this was done, alas, no requests with...

listen, analytical notes will move anything, will not break anyone, here, generally speaking, it is a question of approach, a philosophical question here, because how does russia build a national culture today, and it builds it like this: let's ban those who betrayed our system, and those who remained faithful to the system, even if he kept silent, even if he is silent, we will leave in the same place, well, all these people remained in the same place, the system itself behaved this way, we don’t need such a system anymore, to start building a radically different system, on other grounds, no, we cannot admit this, no, we cannot allow ourselves to do this, as a result, we live

in a system. front, this is a case of system failure, neither violinist petr lunstrom, nor pianist valentin lisitsa, nor poetess and young morets, nor poet igor karaulov, nor checherin and dzhang, nor actor shagin, nor actress agureeva, according to the logic of the system there should not be, there should be, if not galkin, palkin and kopalkin, then 100 directors, storytellers, sitting on budget billions, well, and all sorts of similar personalities, in essence they are, this is the system, there are... russia has a number of other important spheres, where the situation is the same as in culture. a number of systems have been created that are not designed to serve our victory. we take care of these systems, perhaps they are good in some way, in general they work, but the country with

the systems created by rodnyansky and pugacheva does not bring its enemy to denazification. this system does not have such a function, it has a different function, to wriggle out and not to participate in anything, to avoid. to hide a fig in a pocket, to wait, they will tell me: it hurts, mood, you are pessimistic, my mood is excellent, excellent, i know for sure that we will win one day, sooner or later, or too late, but we will win. well , here is another example, there is such a boxer in russia, artem chabatarev, the world champion for a minute, chabatarev volunteered for the front, and now at the front, in one of the hottest areas, that is, on the ukrainian side, you know how you... everything in such cases, usik, mustache, mustache, mustache, mustache, mustache, mustache, mustache, everyone is running around with this mustache like crazy, even though he didn't even make it to the front, he only took two pictures in uniform, now he's visiting president zelensky, or for comparison, read how many news stories we

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closing of the french olympics impressed everyone, of course, anger, righteous, prudence at the sight of all this was natural, inevitable for any normal person. however, i see the problem in something else. what awaits us is not a eurasian turn and not the construction of a new anti.

our flag was not next to this unprecedented frenzy in france, well, you know, well, let's say it out loud, since everyone knows it, only because we were not allowed there, and for now we were given time to make noise, to shout, babylon must be destroyed, to shout, thank god, we are not like that, and to shout, goodbye europe, well, yes, goodbye, see you a little later, in a couple of years or there in 3 years, maybe so much with a finger according to coins, that i am mistaken, i will be the first to dance in a squat, if i am mistaken, in response

, however, i often hear another counterargument, here and there constantly and publicly reproduced hopes of our fellow citizens that participants of their own will come from the war to culture, to sports, to the media and to politics, will change everything, well yes, they will change, doesn't it seem, this is self-conviction in the known world, why? the existing system will be pointwise and extremely moderately placed inside... roughly figuratively speaking, a participant of the svo is needed by the system not in order to remove allu in any sphere pugacheva and bring into any sphere , so to speak, yulia checherina, he is needed in order to become a roof for the conditional or collective allagacheva, he will do it consciously, having received a new position or he will be bought or forced, it does not matter, but

the system will take into action only those who are initially set up for, so to speak, constructive cooperation, so that the person comes ... his behavior will give people who are now patiently waiting in their quiet offices for this moment the opportunity to raise their voices against the dissatisfied and finally say on all grounds, and what are you whining about, here are the real heroes

back, they have a strong opinion regarding allagacheva, alla borisovna, you are welcome, we ask for the stage, once again... let me remind you that alla pukacheva in this context is a figure of speech, a symbol of the established order of things, and not a specific character. now some will ask: what do you want? well, let's get specific, i suggest. well , so what, i suggest. over the past two years , russia could have already begun at least the preparatory work for the creation of new world hierarchies and institutions of recognition. then we will have on the borders with china, india, africa, latin america and a number of other sovereign real countries would have their own forms of cultural sports representation, uniting in fact the majority of humanity, the majority, we could already plan to try out in test mode our oscar, our nobel, our cannes, our various olympics, all other own joint undertakings, forms

of eurovision, all sorts of music charts, the advantage of russia, russians, is that, forgive me for being blunt, we are white, never would any of our new world partners allow us to become in the center of these processes other colored, well, alas, the world is arranged like this: china will never allow india to head such institutions, and one african country another, it is the russians who have a unique chance to return the norm, common sense and normal rules to the world. everyone is already tired of living by the rules of old europe and the usa, everyone sees what is happening to them, in what a hellish tremor they are, well, so what about our russia, our god-given, our blessed fatherland, maybe committees have already been created, issues of intercontinental cultural sports interaction, in general, no, no, there is only one explanation for the current situation, and i have already given it: we are waiting for

the moment when we can return to our previous form, to our previous competitions, we do not need new ones, we are hiding... cleaning boots for the cannes and freika for new nobel prizes, suddenly they will call again, well , they will call one day, where will they go, some will say: well, what's wrong if they call, it's a pity that we have to explain it so obviously, but we will explain it again: the existing forms of anglo-saxon, european recognition, in general, they work only to single out everything harmful to russia itself, essentially anti-russian, precisely it, one way or another... this is how they act in relation to all other sovereign countries of the planet, they single out mental freaks, reward them at film festivals and in all other forms of recognition, so that the rest of the planet in our particular russia understands who is the boss in the world, whoever rewards is the boss, it is not us.