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refused, what do you mean refused, made them take an electrocardiogram, diagnosed a painless myocardial infarction, and what are you doing, what did you let in, i 've been out of my mind all day today because of this smoke, i can't think straight, well, you know, with a diabetic everything is in the wrong place, the nervous tissue is damaged, pain sensitivity is reduced, and the vegetative system, natak you, then you'll have vomiting... diarrhea and dizziness, and then they even slip you some food, like they were playing with salad, you know, so just have a blast, you're not a newbie, what did you suspect, you saw kulygina, well, and what do you think, who is he, i don't know, figure it out yourself.
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yes, as we agreed, i don't know yet, okay, when i know, i'll let you know, connections. nezdrav warns you, warns you, and you keep smoking and smoking. there is no faith in charlatans, just like the ministry of health. kulygen? yes, great. from now on we are together forever. any objections? yes, run from him. doctor rykov will not lead to anything good. his path earthly, having walked halfway, you will find yourself in intensive care. great jokes, right? what are we waiting for?
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what apartment, this is the department of internal affairs, and krasin street, the route has been planned, what are you doing, i said, i'll show you, and you always travel alone, antonov is on sick leave, kuskov, kulishov were taken, at the police station, that there is an injury, a concussion, they hit someone on the head, and now we have to save their honor and dignity, and so, look, first i am a person to... help, yes, and then you run up and save, i mean, i mean, i was warned that i have a driver here with superpowers, he jokes, so go right, you'll get a candy, diates, then you're lucky,
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good afternoon, well, who's who here, what do we have here, oh, why are you guys working so sloppily, it's not us, well... look, we have a camera all around, yeah, and if there were no cameras, it would be you, just kidding, don't think about the boys, they're good, this is my husband, i came to write a statement against him, she was sick, so, watch now, don't close your eyes, open them wide, don't blink, look, look, what kind of glasses are the same, don't turn your head now, just look at flashlight, yes, with just his eyes, he... so, no, okay, stand up, so, hands in front of you, yeah, okay, close your eyes, now one by one, first with your right, then with your left hand, to the tip of your nose, that's it, enough,
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lower your hands, your head isn't spinning, no, it doesn't hurt, well, sit down, so, last name, patronymic and year of birth. but not from him, but he had a scandal, well, that's wrong, he needs it somehow, from him, you know, men love it, they encourage it, they can write poems there to immortalize it in stone, but i just didn't want to with such a nose, his nose is like this and... if if it were a girl, well, well, well, the main thing is who raised you, well, if that were the main thing, i would n't be taking the beating off you now, and where's the child? at grandma's, the husband left, so that's it, now you're writing a statement, yes, and you're running to the child,
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it's better with mom than with grandma, listen, wait, first write a statement about the concussion, in a couple of days she'll come to us with all her might to pick him up, like, she wasn't herself, and we'll have to fuss with the documents, work? it's become completely impossible, the kids don't have concussions, i mean, no, take a closer look, i looked at it normally, then why did you feel sick, maybe you ate something, what did you eat, well, did you eat something today, ate, well, you ate, here is the result, it happens, probably, yeah, but what should i do, i think, you can return it, so, to be honest, that's why i came here, i want to write a statement against him and blackmail.
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i can say one thing, if there was a concussion, i carried you to the car myself in my arms, in my arms, i will not write, probably, i myself am to blame, a very wise decision, i have the honor, gentlemen, now draw up the papers, i can't today, i have shift, and don't threaten me, that's it, i can't talk anymore, i can't, well, how's the concussion, what concussion, oh my god, they shook the air, let's go to the base now, let's have a bite to eat, otherwise we'll run out, yeah, a well-fed doctor makes the patient feel better, right,
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bon appetit, of course, where else to look? the whole team, look, always on duty, meet kulykin, our white bone, hello, hello, the guys' work consists of pericures and snacks for lunch, yes, that's right fyodorovich. there are already normal psychos no, now we all welcome a little, now either everyone or no one, funny, funny, you see, people have rested, it's time to have a snack, what's this you have, a drink, i'm tabizing, so i'll see, come on, come on, yeah, it's tabizing, you say, yeah, you know that this thing is addictive, yeah, well, a person gets used to everything, huh? oh well then you know, well , the main thing is don't abuse it, those who know don't
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he has snow in winter is not an interrogation you have complaints here, no, admiration, they say, you not only cope with your job, but also do someone else's, maybe take you on two jobs, i mean, don't meddle in the affairs of doctors, and if human life depends on it, yes, everyone should do their own thing, by the way, as a driver, you have no less responsibility, do not exceed your authority, understand?
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vyacheslav anatolyevich, well, i can't send her for an x-ray with a runny nose, right, i already prescribed her tests for 500, we arrived, no, i completely agree with you, but she immediately told me there is no money, i understand that if a person goes to a private clinic, then no, i listen, i'm listening. one minute, wait, one minute, listen, i have an important conversation here, and what should i do to go out, well if possible, wait, wait, can you measure my blood pressure, i can't, please go to the fourth floor, apartment fifty-three, not service in friendship, i mean, well, i mean , we have a granny there, oh my god, we go to her all the time, just to talk, but no, that's not right, no, wait, wait, wait, what didn't you do, and i... you're also a good boy, and what's more, all arife, well, you'll still come down after me, and how will i
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go without special clothes, here are your special clothes, here's a full set for you, please let me make some girlfriends, yeah right, yeah no, that's not right, yeah, yes, no, i take that into account, of course, and how yes, oh, right now, right now, i'll open it, oh, oh, hello, yes, come into the room, but please, don't take off your shoes under any circumstances, i'll come and help you later, sit down, please, oh, how are you, you probably have a lot of work, yes, oh, come on, help yourself, here, thank you, some pies, you called an ambulance, you feel bad, yes, in the morning, my blood pressure jumped, i got out of bed, i was so overcome, i
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barely made it to the kitchen, and then i let it all go, i even baked some pies, you're eating, you i still have to drive all day, your blood pressure has died for a start, come on, come on, come on, i haven't seen you before, what substation are you from, i'm from number fifty-eight, and there's this pretty girl working there, rayechka, oh, there's one, yes, a very nice girl, not married, are you married? "let's not talk about it now, okay, okay, fine, you know, she came to see me on tuesday, i tell her: raya, you're so beautiful, you're so smart, you're so hard-working, where are your men looking, it's quiet now, fine, and
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what is your usual blood pressure, 140 to 80, yeah. and what is your regular therapy? and sometimes when it rises to 160-180, then i take val s in the morning and concor. look, if your blood pressure rises in the evening, you need physiotens sublingually or kopaten. your basic therapy is good, and these are emergency drugs , they act quickly and are quickly eliminated. i 'll write it all down on a piece of paper for you now. that's good, so ah...
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in the morning, well yeah, yeah, yeah, no, everything's fine, we've already talked, less tv, more fresh air, well, by the way, excellent plasma, how much did you pay, and this is my son, alyoshenka gave it to me, well done, alyoshenka, and what does he do, he is a production director, i am very proud of him, listen, i would be proud of such a son, well, vasilivna, well, we will get examined, no, everything is fine, with an increase in historical pressure no more than 20 mm, above the norm. "now therapy will not be needed soon, here i have written recommendations, let me make the decision here, they, i generally do not want to scare you, well, the situation may get worse, right, well, look, we are coming to you,
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"we go, we go, we go, yes, and there are no improvements , no, i'm not going to the hospital"? no-no-no, what are you saying, i'm not even offering you a hospital, especially since i know how our hospitals treat elderly people, eh, here's my business card, yeah, i work in a very good clinic, a private one, a private one, really good, call me, make an appointment with me, yeah, and we'll do everything there, i 'll organize a clinic for you, i trust you, and please don't delay, no, no, i'll call today and make an appointment, well done, and your pies are the bomb, yes, i'll take you with me now, with me, i'll put a pie right now, thank you, thank you for standing there, go call the elevator, carry your own
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bag. no, where should i go, well , carry it to the car, and why are you doing this to her, the therapy has been prescribed, well, how about playing it safe. "i need to recommend you, and what does the recommendation consist of, no less than 20 thousand per patient, everything is not so strict, of course,
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yes, i know, i know, first scare the person, then prescribe tests, then send him to another doctor, there are tests again, and we have few healthy people, one way or another, and some catch the fish, yes, my god, how simple is everything for you"? our people either have no money, you understand, or they are stingy, you try to cheat someone out of money like that, if you were a taxi driver, you wouldn't even try, you would have dropped them off to hell, oh, how unlucky, my god, that you are not a taxi driver, drive early, what kind of mother teresa am i, girls, bring me the personal file of our new driver, what's his name again, kulygina, right? olga kirillovna, and there are no papers, how come? you said it yourself, draw up the papers now, all
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the papers later. oh, yeah, i forgot, okay. oh, there you go your partner, varik, you shouldn't have asked. here's a man, and you love people, i don't know why? you'll drag him in the same way, immediately take him and make arrangements with those who will help, call your neighbors, i won't budge, in short, i 'll whistle, yes, denis sergeevich, well, they promised to send kulygin's case, the man works for a week, and there are no documents, there will be, there will be documents, olga kirillovna, very... what, excuse me for asking, but how do you know him? we crossed paths in life, so what? what is his education? do
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drivers need an education to work as soon as possible? yes, no, it's not needed, then what kind of questions? oh, you're being clever, denis sergeevich, a dark horse, this kulygin of yours, well, dark, not wild, you can ride, right? and is he married? and so... that's what all these questions are for. okay, i'm really looking forward to the documents. all the best. pol kirilovna. should i sign here? yes, leave it. damn, what? no, nothing. go.
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don't worry, we 'll take you there quickly, sit down, let's go to the infectious diseases department, where is the running track. in more detail, i'll show you, if you don't show me, you'll go with the patient the address, are you offended or something, am i a student take offense, according to the instructions, you are required to ride in the salon, so the address, how do you know my duties, i will not go until you change seats, nerd, i can give you a face, we are working, the route is planned.
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years old, supervised condition, closed craniocerebral, possible pneumothorax, multiple fractures, i have a forced stop, at i have a patient in the car, so get a team here urgently, let's go, where are we going, he 's seriously ill, unconscious, for instructions, she said she feels better, let me decide who feels better here, wait, where are we going, what about him, so calm, i called a team for him, he 'll be fine, i have a patient in the car, well, both of us are... we're not on the way to the infectious diseases ward, let's go, kulyger, i'm not going, okay, without the solution, come on, here, oh, what should we do, oh, well, bitch, i'll give you a funny life, oh, look, the second ambulance is coming, you
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you see me, do you hear me? so i won't work with this clown, what clown, what happened, they were meddling in their own business, they were pulling numbers, he refused to take a patient to the hospital. there was an unusual situation, there, like that, in the office, quickly and clearly, who to whom, what was wrong, you know what he was talking about, he pumped out the morgue corpse, worse, he refused to take an aunt to the infectious diseases department, why, a pedestrian was lying there
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hit. so, it means, you go home, the day is counted as a day off at your own expense, and you move to the rustle and work with him, i see, oh, maybe i'll get a day off too then, go already, why like this, i can finish it, kulikin, what the hell, kulygin, i explained everything, what the hell, kulygin?
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yes, who is this hello, my name is konstantin, i was at your place today during the day, i'm from the ambulance. i wanted to see you, and come in, thank you, oh, something happened, no, everything is fine, i'll just be with you for a minute, two at most, there are some pies left, come in, thank you, i'm here, you don't need to go anywhere, not to any private clinic, everything is fine with you, well, how, as far as it can be normal at your age, well, how is this, i've already called i signed up for them, and pavel dmitrievich, i don't know
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anything terrible, don't go anywhere, you'll save money, you're serious, of course, but if you suddenly really feel bad, then call this number, this is my number, i 'll find you a doctor, or i'll come myself, oh, thank you, why are you so concerned about me , i really liked you, we look like grandmas, and your pies are delicious, that's it, thank you , goodbye, goodbye! goodbye, yes, i'm listening, yes, it's me, no, i can't today, i'm busy, i can tomorrow evening, i heard you, but you'll hear me, okay.
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konstantin, hello, hello, kostya, hello, good morning, yes, how are you, i apologize, how is the shift with rykov, did you fight there, my friends, listen, a doctor sees a person in all his weakness, a lawyer, in all his meanness. and a tyologist in all his stupidity shapengaur address shoppingauer festivalnaya 15 building 2 girl temperature
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cough festivalnaya 15 building 2 we're going you know guys i keep thinking maybe this is my other half i somehow imagined our acquaintance like this, well look, she has a temperature, yes, there is a cough, throat, here i show up, a lifeguard, a malibu lifeguard, very funny, a pier and not a lifeguard, paradise, i'm thinking, maybe you and i should have an office romance, oh, leave me alone, oh, leave me alone, leave me alone, always leave me alone, at least once say that i'll think about it, and i've already thought, well, you see, maybe you're destined to be alone your whole life, do you think i can't hook up with a girl, or what, are you serious, do you think? i can't hook up with a girl, or what? look how wound up i am, i'm going to go to her now, i'll ask her to marry me, right away, right away, she will agree, at least she will not refuse with a guy, why
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even five-hundred from a single girl, come on, come on, kostyan, break it, after all, it's normal to sit down, doctor yurich, participate, no, i you, and it is considered so, yeah, that's it, prepare five-hundred, the end of freedom, doctor. that 's it, i'll get married, and you, konstantin, are you married? no, without a ring, i noticed that without a ring, without a ring, your tongue is boneless, vitya, by the way, i try to get to her, and as for the personal front, don't interfere, don't interfere yourself , don't interfere at all yourself, they still interfere, stop them somewhere at the bus stop, you need to get off, you see, you have some kind of...
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pneumonia, that's why i called you, summoned you, so that you could listen, breathe, well, there is no pneumonia, and you are a good doctor, you can be trusted, forgive me for god's sake, but the doctors are just finishing up now, i understand, when you get better, you'll have an x-ray and you'll be calm. and can i have a degree? and about the temperature, it means that it hasn't dropped for 3 days, yesterday it was 39, and before you arrived it was 38.7, and not lower, can i, and 38.3,
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well, that's already better, and my throat also hurts, i heard there's some kind of virus going around, maybe look, doctor, yes - let me look at the throat , after all, my eye is younger, well, come on, yeah, like this, a spoon, like this, let's open our mouth and say, a, and you , you just, this is static electricity, it arises from friction, now everything has passed, we 've grounded it, that's it, come on, let's try number two, come on, come on, let's do it wider, and here, here you can see a little redness, apply some lugol's solution, it will all go away, okay, yeah, you know, you have a very beautiful throat, i'm
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telling you this as a doctor and as a man, thank you, please, and since i have a little redness, you'll take me to the hospital, no? no, well, you know, i'll visit you every day, naturally, until i recover, or let's make it simpler, just to be sure, i'll marry you. and i'll be with you all the time, okay, you only looked at my throat, well, marry me right away, i'm a professional doctor, that's enough for me, so a doctor, take your suitcase, let's go, you know, i'm a doctor, and someone like me, that's it, let's go, and give me back the spoon, please , yes, please, yes, goodbye, well, drink what you drank, mixuria, pills, well... lugol, thank you, thank you for coming so quickly,
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in general in moscow it is very difficult, yes please, i will take a business card, i will give the vets my phone number, you never know, it may hurt, i don’t know, soul, heart, throat again, so here he is, the good doctor, and it hurts, so that’s it, that’s it, that’s it, let’s go, and in ugu, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye so, yeah, well that’s it, my offers are still open, so bye, i’ll talk on the phone now, let’s go, who could it be, hello, yes, yes, i’m the same doctor who just left your office. so i’ll tell you believed, imagine, and forgive me, could you
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repeat, i didn't hear your name well, just call me your personal doctor ushakov, yes, see you soon, yes, yes, she's not married, not married, so rai, i owe you , come on, come on, money, i 'll at least buy you some flowers, because no one else gives you flowers, you're impudent, it's accepted that there, guys, there's a psycho taking the brigade hostage, chiada, kushina, so, kostya, come on, turn on the siren, let's go, quickly!
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the police have arrived, they're coming, they're coming, they said quickly, and you, it means, are waiting for the police, no, well, what what to do, he locked himself in there and is yelling, i am here quietly now, shouted to the whole entrance, let's go, what apartment, first floor? so let's get out of here, it's dangerous, let's leave, let's leave, i
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am ready too, only uncle kol, you can't go into space with an axe, the aliens won't understand, leave the axe in the kitchen, come out to us, we'll go to the cosmodrome, i don't believe you, you'll take me to the hospital, like last time, i'll just talk to you, bring tereshka here, so this is uncle kol, it will take a long time, until we are baikanurate across the whole... i am the mission control center, stay here
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their places and do not take any action until the seagull arrives. so that they sit quietly as mice, i'm flying away. you can't fool uncle kolya, uncle kolya will fly, uncle kolya will rush away, that we can't drag it out any longer, there 's a mess there, people have been chopped up, and what about breaking the door down, but it's useless, i talked to him, we won't wait for the cops, no need,
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listen, raya, he's waiting for the terishki, that is, he trusts women more, try talking to him, distract him. so that he doesn't move away from the door, let's block it, who's the seagull of the connection, what kind of seagull are you, i'll go through the peephole i see, tereshkova has already left, she will be here soon... left, and who are you? soyuz 5, i am soyuz 5, soyuz 5, come on, dance, soyuz 5, there is no music, i will turn it on, are you stupid or something,
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dance, i said, run away. a maniac is waiting for us in the gateway, he wants to hook us, the beauties have already lost their charms, the cars in the park, all the gangsters are sleeping, and maybe i should get in with you, and how do you imagine it? well, with difficulty, of course. come on, i'll quietly start there, and now take off your clothes,
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