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tv   Skoraya pomoshch  NTV  September 26, 2024 2:10am-3:01am MSK

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hello, hello, come in, please, rayechka, kostya has arrived, take off your clothes, don’t be shy, thank you, it smells delicious, and raya was making up dinner. hello,
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hello, i’m going to the kitchen, okay, yeah, what a dress you’re wearing, red, i like it, yeah, like blood, like a shift without me, well, we missed you, yeah, well, take off your clothes, let’s go wash our hands, yeah. what, nothing? my hands are wet, what a holiday, huh? well
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, you’ve got it, sit down, let’s celebrate, so what do you prefer, kostya, wine or champagne, we have both, excuse me, i after work i didn't realize, no flowers, no candy, no wine, so wine, yes or of course, no, mom, give me some champagne, come on, open it, yes, i beg you, we 've got some problems at work, rykov, kostya, let's not work, sorry, be careful, let's put it up right away, it'll flow, right now, hurray, mom, at an angle, yeah, thank you, that's enough, that's enough, kost, a toast from you, raya, nina mikhalovna. "i'm very pleased that
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i'm here with you now, thank you for your welcome, for your kindness, i wanted to say, i'll do everything so as not to disappoint you, it's very important to me, what's going on between us now, no, who could it be, and i don't know, mom, sit down!" maybe we'll take a break, open it, i'll finish later, no, please don't leave, i'll be quick, i 'll be right back, sit down, hello, can i call kostya, what kostya, kulygin, the ambulance driver, the substation manager gave me this address, and who are you to him, his wife, so can i call kostya? mom, who's there? hello,
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hello, and who are you here to see? i'm here to see kostya, i'm his wife. kostya, this is for you, hi. so, what are you doing here? mom said you called, what you wanted to see me? and where did you get this address? i work in the health committee now, i found out where the driver kulygin works, i came, and your manager gave me this address. aleva is our guardian angel, for the meeting, wait, i didn't have to come anywhere, i just asked, they called me back, that's it, i thought you'd be happy, kostik, how are you, let's at least kiss, stop making this theater, get out of here, get out, you're behaving indecently, at least introduce me to your friends, and anyway, what kind of apartment is this, are you renting a room here,
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what room, what nonsense, go away, i say, thank you very much for taking kostya in, moscow is not a kind city, and it's good when there is someone who will take him in at first , yes kostya, and he is my boyfriend three. he needs support, thank you very much, yes please, mom, wait, so, what idiocy, get up, go away, yes, i'm taking him, we now have a place to live in moscow, kostya, where, who are you taking, we 'll take your things now, kostyk, i'll help you, kostya, yes, oh, your landlady wants to ask us something, i understand, of course you want to be sure, that he will fall into good hands, i'm listening to you, only i'm not his mistress, and not...
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so to the ambulance so calmly, calmly, breathe, breathe, where does it hurt, now under the shoulder blade, so, and what kind of pain, dull, sharp, wave-like or constant? wave-like, now i feel better, i don't need an ambulance, i'll sell myself, okay, raya, where are you, oh, i called an ambulance, they're on their way, well, so-so weakness, kostya, it's true, yes, wife, the pain
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radiates to the arm or behind the sternum, it was hard to breathe, now it's easier, squinting, wife, heart attack clinic, aspirin, ko pedogrel, four pieces and nitroglycerin, kosya, well, i'll tell you, no need, no, no, need, i said, no need, need, ra, need, like this, mom, it's bad, can't you see, kostya, here's some asperin, chew it, i know, i'm not telling you, i'm telling you mom, she 's not your mom, chew it, mom, chew it, oh, my god, well, she's my wife, but only officially, oh, that's enough, ah, oh, not under the tongue, give me some asperin to chew, i chewed it, we, you need to take it to another room, don't let it lie here, don't disturb me, soon, he'll come soon, why did you tell me right away, understand, nina mikhalovna, it's not as simple as it hurts i have angina again, come on, get out of here , meet the ambulance, our intercom is broken, i
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'll fix it, to my wife, you know what, fix it, no need, rayechka, no need, don't fight, mom, calm down, i'm sorry, don't throw it away, i 'm waiting for the ambulance, well, here's the intercom, use it, i know, but it doesn't work, you know, then a draft will drive up and homeless people, i'll throw out all the homeless people and close the door myself, soon we'll need to bring in the rape, oh
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well, otherwise i'll curse you, now i'm throwing out this brick, throwing it out, throwing it out, thank you. it was i who called you, we need a stretcher, there heart attack, and who are you? i'm a doctor, i need a stretcher, by the way, according to the instructions, you need to go up with a stretcher right away, and you know everything, there is someone to carry, well, i'll carry it with the drivers, no, no, no, i'm not carrying it, i'm driving, there's a person there, but there are people everywhere, and i have a back, okay, go up to the fifth floor, there are two. open, i'll find someone now, i'll go up, okay,
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man, ambulance, can you help carry a woman out of the apartment down, no time, man, you don't need help, no, no need, i'm sinewy, i see, man, man, what not help carry the woman out to the ambulance? where? well, there's a 50 m entrance. is there an elevator? yes, but not a freight elevator. what floor? fifth. and the thing. okay, come on. first the thing. i don't have any money with me. the thing, come on. wait, well, i say, there's some upstairs. then hand it over yourself, bro. sorry. okay, let's go, put the ball
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down, come on in, hello, the criminal is being copied, already two nitroglycerin tablets, chewed aspirin, four clapidogels, how did it all start, i was just over-excited, it's stress at work, it hurts here in my chest and... pulls under my shoulder blade, it's heart attack, yeah, okay, we'll hospitalize, and rape, now a young man went there for help, let's spray some zaket, two doses under the tongue, listen, don't think anything, i really have a problem with my back, radiculitis will close everything, remove the brick, brick. oh yeah, your
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cops have lost, i can also complicate your life, try, because i 'm out of season, i'm lacking adrenaline, pasha, you understand that they wanted to kill you, you don't have enough problems, stop me, i'm your boss, or have you forgotten, i'm telling you, don't climb, nothing, they said cool, cool - it doesn't mean sharp, cool - it means dark, who are you, girl, this idiot's wife, nevsky, what a family, tomorrow at 22:15 on ntv, what took so long, i was looking for volunteers, help, lay out! how are you, nothing, oh, how thin he is, he won't carry me, i myself, i
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can, no way, mom, i'll carry him, i can handle it, i'm sinewy, oh, no, on my own, please, besides , you know that you can't, i know that you can, you too, yes. and where's the guy? didn't have time to thank? okay, how are you feeling? it stings a little, a little better. which one are you taking? number 30? no, let's take number 25, they have better cardiology there. no, sorry, we're taking number 30. no, you 're taking number 25, there's no room there. and i 'll make arrangements, maybe to let you off, i know the head doctor tikhomirov, they'll take us, please,
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daughter, maybe we don't need to, mom, shut up, we're taking number 25, that's further, that's the same, now turn right straight ahead, ok, just don't answer for me, siren, drivers turn on. i just imagined that mom is gone, i'm alone, everything will be fine with her ok, how do you know, and if? no, as a child i often imagined when i was alone, my parents went somewhere to visit, i imagined that they had an accident and that they were no longer there, that now some strangers would come to me or call, they would say that they were gone, i
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was afraid to pick up the phone when the phone rang, i did not sleep all night until they came, i did not wake up, i did not even have time to tell him that i love him, i became completely scared, because i know that someday my mother too will die, i will be left alone. now it seems to me that i am already alone, i just don’t know it yet, she is there in the operating room, but she is no longer there, and the surgeon is now standing behind the door, thinking up words to tell me, he knows me, so he thinks longer than usual, here he is standing behind the door, now choosing words, now the door will open, everything will be fine, shut up, please, how long can you
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say the same thing, huh? if it won’t be fine, what will you say, i am with you, i will not abandon you, together we will overcome everything, why are you sitting, hug me, will you really do it yourself you need to ask for everything.
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how could you contact a girl with such a name? and what do you mean, little people's man? yes, that's true, yes, we lived together for a little while, about 2 years, quickly realized that our marriage was a mistake, nothing held us back except this stamp, each lived their own lives, when they put me in jail, she never even came to see me, didn't write letters, changed her phone number. so i haven't seen her for about three years, and where is there more, when i got out, i didn't even try to look, i immediately drove away, and why did she come to our house today, well, how did i look, i i called my novosibirsk mother and asked her to contact me, why, how
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could i want to get a divorce, how could i marry you if i'm married? it's logical, i didn't know she was in moscow, i thought, and today her appearance was a complete surprise to me, you don't have children, no, you don't have children, hogin, you won't leave me, brosh, i 'm kidding, i'm kidding.
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what, you didn't know? no, it's more the other way around with us, no, it's like this with us, but not. so, so, so, oh, so, here's a disk with the coronary vessel stenting operation, you asked for it, as she brought it to the contract, yes, everything is fine, she tolerated it well, but considering her age, of course, all the vessels are generally normal, though there is one place where the lumen is 70% closed, we put the stand at 75, well, here the pressure, in general, we decided to put it, well , there are a couple more places where it is closed up to 60%, i think, by the way... she will drink and we will do without consequences, in general, she will lie here in intensive care for 2 days, yeah, then we will move to the department, we will put the holter, well, and wait in a week. home, thank you very much, and can i talk to her, raya, well, 2 minutes, no more, thank you very much and let him rest
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later, thank you, please, how are you, okay, mommy, you don't... me like that, please, more, kostya explained everything to his wife, he wanted to get a divorce, but she unexpectedly came herself, everything is fine there, just don't worry, okay, i'll lie here for a bit, okay, and we'll be there together, let's live like this, yeah, well you see, everything is fine, i'm back, mom, i 'll visit and you don't need to call very often. i won't hear, i'll be myself, okay, get out of here, feed me, sweet, yes, okay, mommy, i
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love you very much, come on. goodbye, maybe that's enough, you'll fix it tomorrow, here's a little bit now, do you have a soldering iron, yeah, and some rosin to binge on, poi? where did you get it from? i 've lived with my mom all my life, where did i get a soldering iron from? okay, i'll just make some snot for now, and tomorrow i'll buy a soldering iron for good
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. the contact here has come off a little, eat it, come on. kostya, do you really want to propose to me? "well , you said that you can't marry me until you get divorced, well, yes, you have that desire, but what you don't do is prepare, there are rings, all sorts of romance, but to hell with it romance, let's do it, now, okay. what else? now you have to get down on one knee,
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but what now? i want to time it when i propose to you. yes, kostya, well, wait, 4 more seconds. that's it, now for sure. raya, i really want you to become my wife, and for you to be with me, like behind a stone wall, poems, that's it, i agree, eat, come on, thank you, what are you doing, kostya?
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you're not sleeping.
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hello, good morning, hello, hello, hello, girls, how are you, good, crayfish, crayfish, hello, good morning, how are you feeling, how is your health, what's the beginning, no you run in, i'm like tonych, a lot of work, my personal life is in full swing. yeah, yeah, well, you be careful there, rayechka, of course, always come in, i'm always waiting for you, you look great, while sanych himself, how's your mood, working, yesterday a girl came to us,
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such a pretty one, well dressed, said that she was your wife. i know, i was very surprised. kulygin, you're not kulygin, but just some kind of lorets with surprises, it turns out that he's a doctor, and even with a prison past, then suddenly a beautiful wife appears, who is looking for him all over moscow. what else can you expect from you, tell me? nothing, the surprises are over. or maybe you have seven on the benches in novosibirsk? you're wrong, raya, and what do you think, are the surprises over? or maybe we should all do our own work, and not other people's wives, listen, what kind of wife is that, what kind of wife is that? a sensible suggestion, kukina, you tell your wives there not to come to your work, and in general sort out your personal life, let the wives sit at home, only the mistresses at work, good.
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personal life, when there is no husband at home, no lover at work, you immediately meddle in other people's affairs, but you know better, yeah, the car is ready, we can go, listen, someone will tell me, wives, wives, what kind of wife is she, i'll tell you on the way, let's go, and where is lamagim, he's at school, you let him in yourself, yes, i remember, okay, boys and a girl, good shift, thank you. seeing this, malakhov will swallow this patch up to his tonsils, stand, two or three
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people behind the barrier, well, why not quietly. death, cardiac arrest, well, they got out a defibrillator, does anyone know what a defibrillator is? we know, it's a device, it's for the heart, right, well done, it's a device for electropulse therapy, a violation heart rate. well, they set up a defibrillator, the sand is wet, so they laid a rubber mat, a ring of 30-40 people around, i tell them:
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move away, they won't take a step back, i tell them to disperse again, the result is the same, well, what can you do, we can't fight with the population, time is precious, well, i say, i warned you, and gave the patient a shock, well, who can guess what happened next, the electricity through the sand shocked them, right, well done, you know physics, i was standing on a rubber mat, here...
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chewing gum from the mouth of a vyladimirichka is good. you know who i am, i didn't expect to see someone, and who did i expect, well i did n't expect anyone, i don't need anyone, well that's clear, what
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's new, but i'm thinking, kirillovna, well i won't quit drinking, okay? "i smoked you, he would have given up cigarettes, dahl solved his problem, but i have nothing to quit, and what to do is unclear, well you'll take a week off, that's true. what did you come for, brought a tonometer, will you measure your blood pressure, but they don't measure it, i know how they make peace once
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a day, you need to monitor it, i brought you some oranges. so, my god, it wasn't in vain that i lived my life,
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of course, as an ambulance vehicle, sometimes helicopters are used, which you so often see in the movies, but basically, unfortunately, beyond... borders in russia , with rare exceptions, all sanitary aviation is involved in the service of disaster medicine. well , that seems to be all. thank you for your attention. so everyone remains in their places. let's thank vladimir yurievich for such an interesting story. there will be no literature, history has its place in office seventeen. the lesson is over, everyone is free. olesya, excuse me, me. yes, and do you know her? yes, a very complicated girl, you know, she has a mind of her own, i have one question for you, my friend was diagnosed in the hospital, bronchial asthma, yes, yes, i'll take you, i understand everything,
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the lamagin team, i'm listening, okay, accepted, it's been 39.5 for two days already, we were moving a wardrobe in the room, dad's heart got bad. broke down, by the time i got up to the apartment, the pressure jumped to 200, the disease was burning from home, they taught me at school, the oil caught fire, and you know what happened to him, i came home from work, he was passed out, we didn't call any ambulance, my dears, and i'll go to church, i'll light a candle for you, oh, it hurts, it hurts, pen, it's like you don't hear me, this girl goes to school, about you...
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"tell me, kostya proposed to me, oh well, congratulations, you'll be a very good couple, and you know, doctor yuryevich, that konstantin has a wife, right? "well, everyone has their own shortcomings, yeah, listen, why am i not in the know at all, who she is, where she's from, why is arefieva in the know, but i'm not, so ask arefieva, why should i ask arev this, why should i ask him ask, by the way, this is not her wife, but kostina, and you get a sultan, you now have two wives, the lamagin brigade is listening, let 's have lunch"? i understand, yes, okay, okay, i don't
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argue, there a man shot himself, bon appetit, thank you, thank you, death certificate, i won't go, i won't go, i won't go, stone knives paper, knives paper, i can, well, you and i, kostya, will go, since these nets are dodging. well, that's it, then, what are we standing there for, let's go? and where are we in a hurry now? he's already finished, and we haven't yet. konstantin. but that's not very well, if your second wife is higher in rank than you. yes, konstantin, you should return the license. i agree. we'll return it. i 'm all for it. kostya, you're a man, the main thing is that you 're right. eat, eat. thank you. eat, let's go. 16,
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come in, we've been waiting for you for a while, why are you so pale, and something's wrong, i've never seen dead people, no, i'm just not used to it. and he's a colonel, even if he's retired. was there an investigation team? no, we're waiting. hello, and you? my wife, me. do you need help? no, no, me, me, thank you. a long time ago, 2 hours ago, my wife went to the store, to visit were going to. and why did he shoot himself? i don't know, i, we were going to visit. i had to buy a gift, went down to the store, he was dressing. wrapped them up, many shoot in retirement, they feel like used
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material, please, he didn't even finish the model, he shot himself, and what's wrong with that, so bone, get in the car, the investigative team will come, figure it out, he's playing pinkerton, a beautiful frigate, yes, yes, sasha really loved the marine theme, he glued these ships of his to watches. i knew one official, a terrible bribe taker, so at night he would make like this he was gluing models, his soul was asking for creativity, and he was definitely alone at home, i also love creativity, movies, tv series, especially russian ones, vladimir yuryevich, does he have a pulse, that he is alive, how?
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upstairs, we don’t carry dead men, he is not a dead man,
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wait, we will deal with you, you have to come, serve, defend your country, many new directions have appeared in the army, i am engaged in bpola, a lot of young people, guys come, they are interested, they are trained, they want to work, now basically such a war is carried out with the help of drones, a son or husband performs tasks on their own, that is , no questions arise at all, they help, people are willing to meet, that is, the state provides everything possible, now people are not going for money, but motivation, there are a lot of volunteers, they all go. it is motivated guys with them to their relatives, because ours are in the homeland , it is pleasant to work, you don’t even have to explain anything, love for the homeland should be motivated to your families, if not now, then the war will come there, it is better to stop it here, join yours, a one-time payment upon signing a contract from august 1 to august 31 december from 800,000 rubles. how are you, is he alive,
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tell me, is he still alive, we'll take him now, maybe he'll have time to do something. where is he alive, in all places, the pulse is weak, childish, but we can palpate him, we can try, we're not doctors, so ready, guys, we're helping, so stop, where are you going feet first, and what about him being alive, we're turning him around, "i'm with you, i'm afraid you can't come with us now, tell me, what gift did you buy, what gift, well, you said that you went down for a gift, i don't understand, what's the difference, excuse me, what's your
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name? anna nikolaevna, anna nikolaevna, i don't judge expert, but i think so, your husband's entry wound speaks for itself. judging by it, he shot himself like this, and it's inconvenient, if i were suicidal, i would shoot myself in the temple or here, you know what i mean, it was not for nothing that i asked you, was there anyone else in the apartment, did they help your husband, how can you, yes, how can i do everything. bring him to you? yes, please.
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how is he? will he survive? well, it's too early to say anything. i think he's screaming, yes, he is thanking the savior, thank you very much, for nothing, though, i'm not sure that he will be fully restored, in such cases people often lose their memory, do not recognize their relatives, that is, well, understand, a gunshot wound to the skull, part of the brain is affected. that is , he will not recognize anyone, there is a very high probability, oh my god, please, i want to talk to you, let's go outside, do you think
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i am afraid of the police after what happened. "i'm not afraid of anything, only if i am not there, who will look after him, if you had not shot, i would not have to look after him, listen, i have tolerated him all my life mistress, in her youth rebelled, left, he brought me back, then resigned myself because i loved him, did not sleep at night, nursed him when he was very ill, well, what can i say, all his life". gave him 25 years together, and today he comes and says: i have a young woman, i will live with her, i said, i will kill myself, then he said, better than me gave me a gun, put it to his head, he was sure, i will not shoot, i did not intend to, but
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everything went away somehow by itself, i do not know how i can help you. have you already told the police, no, but they will conduct an investigation, well then it will be, as it will be, as he says, there will be no deaths at all, god willing i'm leaving, no, then no, excuse me, i'll go to him.
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hello, hello, denis, at home, at home, volodya, i beg you calmly, i'm calm. and the shoes, denis, dad, you have to knock, i asked you, what, did you want to go to prison, to prison, what is this for, for having relations with a minor, dad, i'm 19, and lesya is 15, there is only a 4-year difference between us, which means you knew that she was still in school, you knew, you deceived your parents, yes what's the difference between you and your mom? more than ours, you'll tell us about that in court, pira, yes, and how much do they give us for the corruption of minors,
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what are you talking about, what corruption , shut up, dad, so olesya is going home now, and i don't want her to set foot here again, well, okay, then i'll leave too, denisochka, but you can meet during the day on the street, in a cafe, well, sleep together, no-no, at least until she turns 18, this is just a convention, i've said everything, olesya is leaving, what was that anyway, you're too categorical, let's have dinner, they're kids, that's right, kids, i don't want our only son to go to prison. took everything that was mine? yeah, i think so, well , great, denis, where are you going, but he has
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to see the girl off, i forbid you to leave the house, i won't see her off at all, where she goes , i'll go too, let's go, goodbye, nitroglycerin, what nitroglycerin, vera, i'll be right there. right now, right now, right now, hello, hello, well, how's the machine, infawards, but it's breathing, konstantin, sorry, i forgot my patronymic, you urgently.
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what's going on here? you're moving in, you're out to smoke, and there's your wife. just this morning i asked you if you had seven on the benches? you said no? well, it's not my child, but my wife says it's yours. oh, my heart couldn't stand it, she gave shelter to a woman and a child until you returned, don't thank me.

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