tv Skoraya pomoshch NTV September 27, 2024 2:40am-3:21am MSK
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oopochki, will you let me in, yes, of course, of course, of course, you are modest, you can't even invite a decent prostitute, you left big sex, yes, yes, i tied it up kirillovna, i am taking care of myself now. well, it's me, i will clean everything up, i have no doubt, rykov, come on, get ready, let's go to me, why did i take you under personal responsibility with such a diagnosis, i promised a resort to a sanatorium, this resort is so-so, come on, come on, get ready, let's go, well, maybe we don't have to, rykov, at least live? "i don't care,
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i'll leave, i feel sorry for you, you fool, i'll leave, well, well, i have some things to leave behind, why throw them away, panties, socks, come on, you have one minute to get ready, so, the mouse hanged itself, oh, we'll take some shrimp with us, maybe we'll grab a couple of drank bottles on the way, well, just a couple , that's all. kostya, this can't go on, i completely agree, you have your own life, i have mine, you have a wife, a son, i'll get married soon too, wait, what you just said is complete nonsense. tell lidiya
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vasilievna's son, someone has to, i can't, okay, i'll tell him, as soon as he turns on, i'll do it myself i'll call, kostya, we won't be together, oh! unexpectedly, he came to chat with nikita, i already put him to bed, so i didn't even look at my son, why, come in, you'll have dinner, you'll have tea, and some crepe. why aren't you eating? i
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'm eating, eating, it's delicious, yes, i have to admit that you 've started to cook better, and how about salt, okay, and pepper, and cilantro? i can feel it, listen, let 's break out to the park next weekend and go somewhere together, come on, i know where it is at dnkh, okay, another couple of bitters, where the gardeners gather, three, i know, el, we should get divorced. do you hear what i'm saying,
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let me wash your shirt, did you hear? do you hear, thank you for the robe, where did you buy those, i saw them on sale for 2,000, how big is it for me, no, it suits you, river, and you? where do you like to sleep, on the edge or by the wall? i'll be on the edge, then i'll be in the wall, come on, let's sleep,
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i have to work and work hard on her, though she has tarnished her reputation with this orderly, a drug addict, maybe she'll be turned out, tamara vasilievna, maybe that's enough already, and san-sanic, i see, is out of luck, who are you calling, hello, did you call an ambulance, so how long can we wait for you, tell me by... yes, the call came in 20 minutes ago, anything can happen in 20 minutes , a person can die or recover, and you, i see, have already recovered, and i was not sick, since you came, come in, since
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you came. passport and insurance policy, i wonder, you call, wait 2 hours, don't call, come in 20 minutes, man, what are you unhappy with? if i start listing everything i'm unhappy with right now, you won't enough of the working day. and how do you feel? i feel disgusting, i turn on the tv in the morning, one bunch of crap is thriving, well, these questions are not for us, not for you, but my heart hurts, my heart hurts for the country, for the homeland, you've
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probably already forgotten these words, let's measure your blood pressure, listen to your heart, let's do something already, the mess in the country is for... i'll tell you, what should we say, and who should i say, you treat different people, so tell those on whom it depends, the powers that be, don't get sick, both of us will be silent, the blood pressure is not bad,
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you'll live a while longer, and i see how unpleasant it is for you, it's not about you, my health is not what it used to be, no complaints, normal blood pressure, we can go, so what? it's not clear, goodbye, our business is simple, we were called, we arrived, see us out, of course, tamara vasilievna, all the best to you, don't get sick, don't be angry, okay, paradise, let's go already, goodbye, mitya, i feel bad, who is this with you? where am i in the room, and
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can't you hear? no, drink, oh-oh-oh, it's me, i'm an old naked woman, i forgot that i called nadya's ambulance, how could you forget that your wife is sick, and i have multiple sclerosis, daughter, and i don’t remember what i did an hour ago? i’m sitting and thinking, why did the ambulance come? 39.4, we give an injection, then we do an ecg, then we give oxygen. hello, we have community-acquired pneumonia, dn2, got it. yeah, we’re leaving. everything will be fine now. run to the neighbors, arrange for them to help us with a stretcher. we’re taking your grandmother to the hospital. so, now i’m in 30. the seventh to this one, what’s his last name, i forgot, well, and i’m running, yes, yes, i’m running, heaven, run after him,
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otherwise he’ll forget why he’s calling the neighbors, we’ve arrived, thank you, it's nothing serious, a cold, what cold, when he has such a high temperature, oh my god, dad, how are you feeling, what are you doing here, and why did you come here, aren't you ashamed? after all this you come here as if nothing happened, i brought medicine, doctor, tell me how he is, what's wrong with him, nothing serious, we're getting better, yes, a cold, you know, it's my fault, i took him fishing then, well, i wanted to please him, but we didn't take the weather into account, you bastard, if i knew where you were taking him, i would never in my life take him with you didn't let me go, mom, please, well, after scolding dad, that's it, doctor, look, i bought some medicine, lyuda just called me this morning and said that seryozhka
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was about to fall asleep, don't you know, he's had a fever for 2 days already, so i bought everything that was in the pharmacy for 500 out of fear, well, this is unnecessary, this can be left, why did they give you antibiotics, is this ervi and not pneumonia, well, doctor, i'm sorry, i don't understand childhood illnesses, i'm a fool, because they always treat me and sell me everything that doesn't fit, well, that's it it's possible. i won't waste it, i won't waste it, don't worry, they say correctly that those who help people
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waste their time, wait, what about the tea, i, i'll go, i'll leave all the medicine just in case, you never know, sorry, you'll run away again, yeah, run, run, superman, seryoga, get well soon, don't cry. "oh, you're being completely stinky, so calm down, we have valerenko with us, and we have some, bring us some water, lord, forgive me, please, forgive us for god's sake, but you know, it's a scam, we understand, it happens, yesterday i even said, that he's getting married again, mom, what are you, you scumbags? yes , the woman is completely sick in the head, well , why are you asking for trouble, don't you see that the person is on
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edge, each woman has her own pain, i confess, i couldn't hold back, and what happened, and then these people write complaints to orefyeva, a reason for dismissal, mil gibson, i understand, he's wrong, i understand, and what about mil gibson, a personal scandal, i like the woman, so what happened, let's go. sokol, reception according to ours. the route will be decorated by the crossing, the road is blocked, we'll go around popernika street, accepted, only no coffee or hamburgers, you have there are exactly 20 minutes.
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you're reincarnating, guys, some water, give me some water, wait a minute. so our money isn't real, is it? maybe an ambulance, okay, fine, guys, give me an ambulance, an ambulance, quickly, quickly, an ambulance, okay, your blood pressure is fine, he jumped up, then went down, action we were filming, you know, running around, back and forth, i like other countries more, to sit somewhere there, talk, your pulse is rapid, okay, what can i say, i need to put a drip, yesterday we sat with the guys, well, we celebrated a birthday, we didn’t see dana, i myself don’t drink at all, here it seems like, in short, until 4 in the morning, i just came off, there
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’s a shift, well, i would have cancelled the shift, you can’t do this, you need to rest, you’re not a young man anymore, no, guys, give me a drip, i’ll pay, if anything, you need to save your back, so oleg, well, what ’s the matter, we’re called to the set, they say, the artist dies, but they're already saving him, oh, hello, and you're here, yes, with us, and what do you know about men, yes, yes, this is our best brigade in moscow, well, how long will it take to get him in order, well, about... 40 minutes, at least, we need to get over a hangover, no, no, no, our director won't agree, what's wrong with you? in general, that would be a dream, but somehow i'm just, like, i don't really like it, you know, if you trust the opinion of a professional doctor, and then beer, at least beer, if you don't trust me with a professional driver, vodka, exclusively vodka, by the way, i agree with
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the opinion of a professional driver. i would be as fresh as a cucumber after that, and you can't drink to cure a hangover, you need to buy a flask, well, a proverb , folk art, okay, vit, go to the store, what, i'm a doctor, that's it, vit, but i ask you, yes, i really do, vitya, the girl asks, after all, well, i just have no one to send, our director will immediately recognize. will shout that we are getting the actors drunk here, help them out, yeah, yeah, okay, then you owe me an autograph, at least 10, and this photo as a keepsake, maybe already, go, listen, i'll leave you my phone number, yeah, if you want, come to the creative evening, at least to the sports seminar, two tickets, vova, come
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here, so, here you go, money, buy some good vodka, some preferences, no, no preferences, so that they're not counterfeit, the main thing is to take the most expensive one, we'll do it, i don't get it , get up now, come with me , are you going to torture me, i won't tell you anything, wait, and if they come, shut up? yeah, what's that? oh, it's a pda, what? in general, you won't understand, a set of letters. so, look. and i need the countdowns for last week and checks, everything is ready, reports are ready, i will re-attach the checks, and i have prepared reports for the next week, now let's sit down at the table, i will look at everything,
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fed the whole barge, come on, let's continue, and tell me, and you have you ever played doctors, doctors, ambulance, play, it will suit you. well, try to avoid special loads, not only today, but especially today, thank you, guys, you helped, you, especially, your advice turned out to be very smart, so, here are the doctors, i'm definitely collecting, definitely, it seems, come on, i'll call you, yeah, oh, that's me. oh damn, they're calling me too, okay, let's run, otherwise they'll ruin our whole shoot with their signal, now,
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well, tanya, until the evening, well i don't know, i 'll see, tanya, go away, okay, so where this casanova? at such a one in general, let's go, now i 'll cure everyone, hello, hello, i'm krykova pavlo, i don't remember the patronymic, and it's not important anymore, and you valentina, yes i'm lena, valya, i couldn't, i'm on a replacement, well, what suits me , come in, let me help, no, thank you, i 'll do it myself where can i change here? and you can change here with us, you can over there. yeah.
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thank you. you're welcome. lenochka, why are you so tense? where did you get that idea? well, of course, i can feel it. i'm relaxed, as it should be, and is there some kind of catch in what you said about me, no, what's the matter? i think you're very sweet, i'm sweet, but i'm just a stick, yeah, i get it, we're going to the concert, we weren't supposed to. it's gone, we're instead of them, they need five teams, what kind of music is this that so many doctors, it's easier to cancel the concert, well, if it has to be done, it has to be done. oh, hi, guys
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, oh, finally, hi, who do i see, hi, hi, well, like a machine, running , faster and faster with each one, come on, come on, come on, sit down, yeah, listen, here's a gift from my wife, pies, your favorites, i wanted foil. give it back, i say, what are you doing beauty, by the way, you look good, like a pie, like you, oleg pitevich, oh well, i missed you, but i came, listen, where is my favorite raechka, your favorite raechka arefyeva transferred to another team, how for some reason, yes it happened, i can't tell you everything, well, that's with my arrival, yes, you
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have a hard time here without me, well, thanks, you 're welcome, i'll come by on monday, the car needs to be checked, look at the bald tires, the tires need to be changed, monday, bye guys, bye, well, i'm bald, the tires are bald, well done! a good man, i can tell she misses her car, yes, she drove it for so many years in a hurry, now she's some kind of taxi, we're stuffy at this job, it's clear.
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calm down, stand there, i'm standing, that's it, calm down, they found a ring in my car during the technical inspection, yours, what do you want, well, mine, was it serious, what are your plans, well, i love her, that's clear, and what about her, i don't know, i suggested that she leave you, she refused, so calm down, come here, she says something, i just need to decide this way, yes, everything is fine between us, yes, that's it, i agree, we'll decide now, yes stop, you like to kiss other people's wives, you like to get kissed by the kisser, but he will kill him, so soon and nearby, cruel you hurt, and imagine yourself in your husband's place, it will be easier, so what does he have to do with it, well, how are you, i will not beat you on principle, understand? "once again,
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i see you near her, i will kill you, did you understand me, did you understand me, i am so, did you understand you, only i love her, what do you care, did he hear you, if he comes up to you again, you will kill him, but not now, now i have to go on calls, save other lives, step aside, well, how about it, normal "hit him"? i'm not one of the timid ones either, i blocked him a couple of times, i didn't hit him on principle, because i was so wrong, yes, and oh, even though he's nominal, he's a husband, i'm fine, fine, everything's a guest, yes , get in the car, fine, everything, everything, everything, she's fine, i'll give her, yeah, yeah, hello, tadyusha, listen, here's the thing, your husband, let
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's get him here? what, why, quieter, quieter, car, don't cry, he won't drown, ushikov, everything's fine, where could it get any more normal, what happened, everyone 's alive, everything's fine, that's how we fought a little. oh my god, yes, he's alive, fine, everything, so, yes, and you're alive, well, i'm a little worse, but i didn't answer too much, my nose is a little, but i'm fine too, wait, how did he find out, who told him, oh, so, doctor yuryevich, i, you, yes, tanyusha, listen, here's the thing, in general, he arrived in your car, i thought it was you, but i got in, and there he was, he found the ring that i gave you, that's it, but i told him everything. why tanya, well, listen, well, i had to, i 'm worried about you, where are you at least, and about me why worry, vitya, damn, you shouldn't have, you know, i'm in shock, listen, calm down, come to me, he'll calm down too, we
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'll talk, so, no, come on , then, don't call me yet, i'll call you myself, and it's in vain that i , vitya, hung up, what do you think, it was in vain that i told him, he'll kill her, no one will kill anyone, and it's time for you to end this relationship, i knew it would turn out like this, i just felt it, and at first he seemed so decent to me, so polite, he says your ring, i say my ring, and he went to do it, they found it there ring, well, he drove from... how he found the substation, said on the navigator, started driving to all the places where she, but here she brought me most often, so he drove up by chance, and i accidentally got in next to him, that's how it happens, if we're lucky,
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you'll go home, now it'll only get worse, yeah, look, a concussion, it seems like no, he could have thought, but i didn't guess myself, but we're thinking, send casanova home, while he's conscious, let him work, let's go already, stop messing around, i'm with you, brothers, that's it, stop messing around, let's go, au, there you go
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we were just given these new gps modules, you know, and the address is there and it's for communication, well, naturally, yeah, i carry it around in my bag, you know, i came to see a hypertensive patient, and... his wife is sitting next to me, while she 's packing for me, then i hear this voice from my bag, a connection with the satellite is established, this one, this one has these bolts for 5 kopecks. she says, didn't you hear? i say, no, and here you are, these 150 kg of beauty, bang in the quitrent, i think, i'm in trouble, oh well, it turns out she's hallucinating, they put her in a psychiatric hospital hospital once every 2 years, you know, to check up, well, that's it, i think i'm in trouble, how cruel you are, and i'm a stick? and what's going on? so it was lenochka? nurse, did you recommend her yourself? well, i actually didn't recommend her. and why didn't valya come? and she couldn't, she
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was called to her grandson's school. to her grandson's school, then, and valya, how old is she? what difference does it make to you, how old is she? valya is 60? who would doubt it, of course. i'm calling for a meeting with you, and i'm silent, well, i'll go, go, you don't have to come tomorrow, and tomorrow valya herself was going to tell her that you cancelled, go already, i myself told her i'll say what you need, happy, thank you very much, all the best, that you yourself asked me to be nice, i didn't know, rykov, that you can be so nice, are you ryavnye to me, or what? you, i'm not talking about that at all, i'm talking about something else, well yes, valya will come tomorrow, you'll tell stories with her, well i can imagine what kind of valya is there, this is the kind of valya, you'll be like
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exchange, chenya didn't even look in at home once, it's not clear where he is, the wife, he's walking around the apartment, cries from me quietly, by the way, i'm also worried, after all, my own child, you made a mistake somewhere, you think it's my fault, well , yes, you're wiser, so you made a mistake. yes, a task. come on, did you find a healer somewhere? and this? no, this is paradise, they're about 200 meters away, probably from here. so i come up to you and say, listen, paradise, i say, no, you have foundation, she saw it, like, oh, i've counted, what happened, how's my kostyan, if you're lying, i 'll hit you in the other eye, i'm lying, but i gave you foundation, well, how is she, how is she, how is she? this green melancholy wants to hang herself, but she's still
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just bored, well there is a reason, here we have fountains with fireworks behind the lanterns every day, a podkolnik, or something, a doctor, an adult, sits in glasses, there at the stadium it became bad, who, let's go, i'll show you, a box, i know my business, come on, i'm here for now , come on, let's go, let's go, ol, where is your rykov, i disappeared, and excuse me, what did you want? oh, okay, later, you can remove the donor, i subdued him once. rykov is some kind of business man, he did everything around the house, what are you,
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the screen is not leaking, or rather, it is leaking as it should, well, and why are they leaking, the faucet is working, well, what, in well, everything is ready, let's go to bed, shall we? and why is your house such a mess? and the house, i live alone, is it too much for me? or what? and what are we having dinner for? come on, listen, lenochka , which clinic does she work at? what lenochka? rykov, what's the joke, you definitely won't die a natural death, well, if i die at your hands, right? listen, wow, she answered, why are you calling?
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just like that, i wanted to check if you'll take the tube or not. she got up, what next? nothing, hang up. i'm not hanging up. do you have a question? how's your wife, child? yeah, fine, but i rarely call them i see. let's become lovers. are you in your right mind? well , yes, and what is it that i'm not happy with my wife? you're not happy, he suits me in every sense, where are the doctors, what happened, there's a girl unconscious, show me what's wrong with her, yes, she passed out, she got high on vodka and energy drinks, she's alive, help me, what,
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