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i really like leopard, we have a lot of it in our clothes, different colors, shades, so this will probably be our favorite place to hang out, the yellow color harmonizes with the painting very much, and nothing superfluous, nothing that goes beyond the color scheme, a huge amount of storage space, a large metal sink, as i wanted, it cannot be damaged, because we had chips from the ceramic one, as if something fell, spoons, forks, and i really like this surface. because it is smooth, there are no seams, where something can fall, collapse, leak, you don't have to wash them, and i also really liked this cabinet, which is not a cabinet at all, which is a refrigerator, a microwave, and an oven, very interesting, i have never seen anything like this anywhere, the most important thing is that we have never seen this, yes, we have never come across this anywhere, this is a very original solution, i am delighted, it is very nice, of course, that anyone can essentially become a participant. yes,
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the plane, yes sasha, i remember everything, okay , i'll think about it, go to bed, what did you want, he is suffering from boredom, they are bothering me, well, what did you want, he offers to fly on vacation together, so fly , well, that is when there will be a vacation only in march, and so he wanted to buy tickets in advance, well, yes, it is cheaper. cheaper, so buy, what's the question? i don't know, i still have to live until march, you never know, i don't like to guess, but i thought you were serious, and we are serious, oh, paradise, yes, you are getting out, there are fewer men than us, competition, wow, there is no time for pride, i turned someone down, and 5 minutes later they already picked him up, that's true, they didn't ask you, he better turn on the siren so as not to stand at the barrier.
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i already live alone, so i decided, but i understand that i won't be able to keep him company for long, that's it what do you see when you look at him? you see a healthy, well-fed kitten, and i, unfortunately, see a homeless cat, hungry and ragged, well, not all homeless cats are ragged, shut up, i can’t give him to anyone, an ambulance took me away a few days ago, and he was left alone for 2 days, i come, he’s sitting there so unhappy, so hungry, so guys, no, i can’t leave him, i don’t know any of my neighbors, but to the hospital. you still need him, guys, well, honestly i can’t, well, if only you took, yes, i can't, my wife is allergic to animals, i always wanted to know, what, what, well guys, i have
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a rented apartment, my landlady is from the city. don't worry, we'll find a place for your kitten now, we have a little person, yes, hello, bone, let's run in a drag, take him to apartment fifty-six, come on, come on, that's it, don't worry, wait, why a drag, how can he come running faster, so couldn't you explain over the phone that you're chasing a person? just say over the phone that no, you have to see it, you have to look it in the eyes, and what, ah, little face, guest, we are here, follow the voice, hello, hello, m, what do you see, so, what is this, for this
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albino, i dragged him, yes, listen, here is the situation, we need to find a home for the kitten, but there is nowhere and no one. and why didn't you tell me on the phone right away, i was afraid that i wouldn't come, you have health problems, oh, the next stop is the cemetery, i can't, lushakov has a rented apartment with a shrew, wait, are you counting on me, well, yes, so i have nowhere to go, guys, well, i don't know, take it for my son, take it for my son tell me, here's my son, daddy, daddy will jump to the ceiling, yes, i'll be happy to, he's allergic, remember? damn, well then, we're taking the kitten, we'll decide what to do with him later, we're taking you to the hospital, well, you definitely won't abandon him, don't worry, he 's in our safe paws, so calm, i
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you'll quickly take a kitten, what kind of kitten, small, cute, you'll like it, and nothing smarter could be thought of , can it be... similar, what's there? kulygin is raving about some kitten, some kitten, which i'll supposedly like, nonsense. where did you fly from? from liberia. what's there to do there, why couldn't you sit still? safari. i 've traveled all over west africa. wild nature, awesome places. and in russia you're already missing awesome places. get out of the region. i ate some local, i immediately
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felt uneasy, it was the same in india, i i went into a diner, then there was severe dysentery, i thought i wouldn't fly away, because i needed to go to civilized resorts. sochi, for example, sochi, sochi is expensive, well, to turkey, they fed very well there 5 years ago, but if you wander around all sorts of africa, no stomach can handle it. or is it shcherbinin? oh, you're so confused about the men? this is lomagin. yes, vladimir yuryevich, well, i think you said that you wanted to get a kitten. i wanted to, but a puppy. and when will i have my own house, and not an apartment. listen, well, it's very small, portable. listen, no, sorry, i'm not ready. they won't even get to me now. and sansanych, sasha, that is, will be against it. and we live together.
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or tweezers sinusitis, yes, say hemorrhoids, well, for now that's exactly it, vadka, looks like because, pray god, he's a boy, then a tampon, vitamin, in vitamin, what 's going on here, a kitten has come to stay, i mean, until the morning, then i'll take it, okay, and why are you sitting there, you have no work, and so, my friends, let's go, here people, look, 52 likes and no one takes it, what's this again. good, no, this is necessary, to find some cat at night start sneezing the whole city, he also
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hired lamagin, oh, oh, be healthy, thank you for sneezing, yes i'm allergic to kulygin, oh, bag, come on faster, roma, come on faster, yes the infectious diseases hospital is already here, sorry, it just... rolled in, hello, come on in, so, where can i wash my hands, over there, then, get your passport and insurance ready, yeah, yeah, please, over there. hello, good night, what are we complaining about? heart, what's wrong with it? it's stabbing,
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get it, gal, were you dressing up somewhere when you felt bad, yeah, seryozha, i always try to look good, yeah, can i have your hands. "my blood pressure is normal, so what hurts, or rather, can you describe it, yeah, of course, i can't take a deep breath, i have this feeling that i'm either hot or cold, it's late, my head hurts, it's just splitting." your wife has heart problems, maybe,
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he's so cute, kittens are all cute, and then they grow up, become ordinary, now you'll get attached to him, then he 'll settle in your apartment, and then you won't be able to kick him out, and i'm not going to kick him out, that's what you're saying now, when he sits on your neck, let's see how you start singing, you're talking about the kitten now you're talking about him, who else, so what? you're taking it away, i can't, he's just very cute, welcome to the miracle show, it's here that we, together with children , discover their boundless inner world, i 'm into astrology, tarot cards, i bring people into the future, you'll be at a barbecue, a man
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is sitting with swords, that means at a barbecue, these are not swords, these are skewers, she was sneaking in at night. tomorrow at 20:20 on ntv. oh, i'm somehow scared. oh, i feel bad. oh, stop, i forgot to close the door. what door, seryozha, you carry me to the ambulance quickly, i almost died here. thank god that seryozha returned from his business trip early. okay, kostyan, take this. forgot the box, take mine. here's a bug,
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my back hurts. you have a hand. yes, it even gives it to your hand, you're free, that's it, you don't have to hurry, you'll definitely have five minutes, you can look around your things there so you don't forget anything, no, i have everything, i carry everything of mine with me, so what, will you take the kitten, yes , what, the kitten, i'll take it, of course i'll take it, he's a good one, so playful. yes, yes, playmates, listen, when you can take, who, a kitten, who, what kitten, i need to run, where, yes, neighbor, i'm opposite, you're an asshole, why are you stuck here, there are people waiting for you in a car, by the way, i 'm guarding your apartment, i'm going to work, asshole,
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that all the best. you forgive me again that it turned out this way, but nothing better came to my mind, anything is better than him killing him, yes, of course, forgive me, i'm so ashamed, and he managed to get out, he managed, but he jumped off with that, so if you don't take the kitten, we'll tell your husband everything, so vitya, what a kitten, like this one, i'll show you now. here, meow, take me, how cute, listen, i'll take it, seriously, honestly, let me leave my phone number, and you'll call me tomorrow? i'll take it, where from, tell me, guys, did you see, i gave it to you, oh, guys, stop me here, i 'll spend the night at a hotel, and the number, yeah, thank you, forgive me,
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for god's sake, goodbye , goodbye, goodbye, guys, i'm a hero, write down my work record, yeah, a hero, only the number is missing one digit, i mean, damn, it's erased, nothing, by trial and error, yeah, patience, work, they'll grind everything up, so, bone, let's go to the substation, maybe we'll manage to have a bite to eat, let's go back to my husband, and then we'll have a proper bite to eat. hello, yes, i,
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yes, i understand, i understand, oh, you're so worked up already. maybe you should at least drink some kogacel, but in general you need to get a shot of polyoxidonium, no infection will stick, and there's garlic, of course, pash, i left my car at the service today on my own, i've already called a taxi, well, what's taking so long, oh, don't ask, pash, so many things have piled up, you probably shouldn't wait for me anymore, go to bed, well, what do you mean don't wait, for how much will it be? okay, i'm leaving now, be home in 20 minutes. oh, the taxi has already arrived.
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emergency, when did they bring it? oh, i forgot to say, you weren't here with the courier this evening, but i put the reports on the table. what do you have? i'm leaving. we have an emergency, they just called from the isolation ward, they have a patient there with a suspected fever, i was there. and what does this have to do with us? so ours are from the airport.
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close the door behind me immediately, don't tell anyone that you saw me, i left for everyone an hour ago, and if you are also sick, vasilyeva, you are crazy, i was in contact with timofeeva or with tortakova, okay, that's it, come on, otherwise i'll be back tomorrow at nine, so where are you going, i mean, we have everything according to plan for lunch, and lamagin has already passed the canteen, and what's wrong, close the hell up, hello, hello, we only needed you, and what if i washed the car, went to tell my people, what are you standing there for, close it? and you, and i'll stay, we'll explain everything myself. we're canceling the car,
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pokachin, what happened? can we have a call after lunch anyway? quarantine, no calls, no one will come in or out, orders from the authorities. they called from the infectious diseases department hospitals, where timofeev was taken to. for ebola, so everyone who had contact with them remains here, the isolation regime for potentially infected people has been activated, wait, well, we didn't have contact with them, kitten, i took him in my arms, we didn't have contact, but you were all there, i saw, vitya, kostya, well , where are you messing around, i've already warmed everything up, we have to leave soon, and we seem to have a day off, i mean straight away, and what happened, some nonsense, no nonsense, an order... and i don't mind, maybe i 'll at least get some sleep. tamara vasilievna, tell me, you brought a guy from the airport with a suspected highly contagious
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disease? well, congratulations, we are quarantined, listen, it could very well be that raika is coughing and sneezing there, which means you are too , what are you saying, no infection will stick to me, i eat garlic by the kilogram, what garlic, let's do it this way, i will not go back there to her, and we will isolate raika, vladimir yuryevich, and you also just came from the canteen, so what, guys, do i feel unwell? give me some parodstamol, go back quickly, they will bring you everything, go back to the canteen and close the door door, maybe someone can explain what 's going on, okay, pasha, well, what can i do,
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no one will leave here until the quarantine is over. yes, i wanted to, but kulygin and ushakov came in, and then this parshin, but i won't tell them, i'm going home, and you stay, i 'll call you back, just a minute. what, how long should i wait? by morning the diagnosis will either be confirmed or removed. and if it is confirmed? ushakov, read a medical encyclopedia. i can't wait until the morning, my shift ended half an hour ago, i'm leaving. no one will leave here. this is an order from above. and what are we supposed to do all night? do you want me to put together an entertainment program for you? i'm done.
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people, do the same for me, i can't , i'm done, i have to go to the canteen, you can't go to the canteen, there are infectious protocols there, by the way, did anyone bring her some procetamol, vera, vera, hello, sorry for waking you up, listen, we have a force majeure here, ebola fever, an acute, highly contagious viral disease, characterized by a severe course, high mortality, damage.
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nasal, gastrointestinal, uterine bleeding, hemorrhages in the internal organs, then the routes of infection: airborne, contact-household, sexual, well, girls, we're on a roll, stop reading these horrors, yeah, unless, of course, raya is sick. where is he going, if he's going to her, let him stay there, and where are you rushing to, it's drier, yes, my girlfriend is flying in from spain at 5 in the morning, i need to meet her, have you gone crazy. you
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'll explain to her, she'll take a taxi and come, but some asshole is calling me, if i can't, he'll meet her himself, hey, romeo, what are you doing, yes , if you break the lock, you'll not only insert it. you'll pay a fine, listen, where is paradise? the canteen is locked, are you crazy, you treat a person like an animal, give me the key, why? i'll go to her, she's sitting there like a bird in a cage, she's still sick, i can't, she's a threat to the team, listen, i promise you that she won't leave there, it's your responsibility, if you go in there, don't come back out until everything is cleared up, fox, open the door, please, you came to free me, no, great, go
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there too, what can you do, i promised vasilyeva, i urgently need to measure my temperature. that's why you came, and if i have a virus, more than that, you need to be saved, what a fool you are, ulygin, but where are you climbing, don't be capricious, don't bother me, i 'll insert it myself now, what if i really have a virus, right? some 100% nadumu, go back to the others, i'm dying, it's too late, i had to choose, either stay with them or go to you, so, colleagues, i suggest you play, the game
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is very simple, we play the fool, whoever loses chooses truth or dare, if dare, then he fulfills any wish that he makes, but let's agree this way, the wish must be such that it can be fulfilled here now. intrigues, i have one wish, yeah, your wish, buy me a ticket to paris, it won't work, it won't work, so, i'll sleep, where, in the accounting department, i'll lie down on the couch, i have nothing better to do than fulfill your wishes, i'd rather sleep like a slob, and what people usually call fate is mostly just their own stupid pranks, doctor yuryevich, i'm talking about the game, great, that means, if the loser chooses the truth, then he must answer the truth to any question, even if the question is not stupid. i'll tell you that's it. 37.3.
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maybe i have a fever too? a... on the face of the news and the voice of the olympics. the past week was marked by an important event in the life of the country. tina, i remember. how announcer dina grigorieva became the kremlin's favorite tv presenter. a third-category announcer received 1,200, but i was an intern, i received 700 rubles. how many men's heads she turned, with such a waist, with such a neck. this is lightning. he, i, for which i asked my husband for forgiveness, he for everything maha, bens me pomorde, how a star of the screen survived the death of her eldest daughters, they tried to treat her, she did not give consent, why did her youngest daughter
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change not only her first and last name, but also her patronymic, you can call me zhenya, lena, dina grigorieva and her million-dollar secret, tomorrow at 13:00 on ntv. hey, where are you from, we can't, quarantine. bravo, bravo, i'm proud of the medical staff. what 's going on? did kuznetsova just make a steptis wish for me? we're playing a wish game, do you want to join us? absolutely. we're handing over phones, where do we mean handing them over? why? and then, so as
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not to post anything on the internet, so that relatives don't call. you can't raise a panic. this is not my order, it's the order of the authorities. we're giving it up. well , striptease star, i can't, i have intimate photos there, come on, come on, i haven't looked at your intimate photos for the rest of my life. you 're underestimating me in vain, olga kirillovna, i'm a nice guy, so whose phone is this, and this is kulygina's, where is he himself, tortakova went to treat the canteen, i'll have the phone, i don't know about you guys, but sukhavey won't let me sleep, he 's trying to jump out of the window on the second floor, i mean he's an idiot.
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the cartilage has shifted, they'll jump out now, no, no, doctor yuryevich, it doesn't hurt, it hurts, i know that for sure, it's not my first time, i need a surgeon, at least he gets up the first time, well, you know, when are you going to see a surgeon again, hold him, let's tie him to the piggy bank, and guys"? hold him, i say, guys, guys, enough, doctor yuryevich, doctor, please, i, i respected you, oh, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, well, you bastard, you're a dry wind, you're a bastard yourself, your stupidity, where were you breaking into, if really a virus, wanted to infect his girlfriend, but she wouldn't let you go, they would have shot you to stop the threat, quiet, quiet, quiet, she'll go after pesotsky, well, that's right? he'll do it, now he's incapacitated for at least a month, he gave me his phone, you're fired
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, i'll file a report, they'll fire you under the article, i should have sick leave, you'll manage, you won't have to answer for ushakov's nose yet, thank you, olga kirillovna, idiot, quiet, quiet, how's your life? family, thank you, everything's fine, yeah, old feelings came back, they came flooding back, and you what, you're jealous, there's nothing else to do, that means you're happy, i'm just happy. and why did you come to me then? ours and yours? let
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's get out of here then? i can't, you've already infected me, i'm not sick, we'll find out only tomorrow morning, does that mean i should sit here with you until the morning, or what? well, be patient, i'm not going to, give me the keys. but only for the sake of saving humanity, give me the key, i'm not in prison, you have no right to keep it here for me, no, well, by the way, try to take it away, is it really that bad, just don't pinch, where did you put it, ray, wait, it tickles me, in my back pocket, yeah, kostya, let me go, kostya, you fool, how
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tired i am of you, wherever i look, you are everywhere, with your own eyes, why are you looking at a sick person, you are not sick, you are just tired, by the way, lie down, get some sleep. i will not sleep with you, understand? someone open the door, let me out, please! jack, jack, yeah, a ten, aces, an ace, and also a
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trump card. king, op, king, damn, i was the first to go, i ask, come on, ask, truth or dare, truth, truth, yeah, to ask like that, is it true that you are in love with our kulygin? no, well, fine, let's play on, so, who's dealing, the loser, come on, deal, if i've shown you all my cards, how are you
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living with yours, and go. we live well, i see, kind, caring, crazy about me, and you about him, and i about him, listen, what's your biggest mistake in life, you, me, you, if i hadn't gotten involved with you. i would have been doing well a long time ago, it means that it works out, i outweigh your abortion of your drug addict friend in importance, and so it's a compliment, what
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a bastard you are, kulydin, you know, you hit everything sick. easy to change, yes, sashenka, and here we have, imagine, quarantine, well, yes, the guy we were taking from the airport was taken away with suspected african fever, well, yes, well, yes, yarifyeva closed the entire substation here. well, they say that they should let him go in the morning, when they figure out the diagnosis, but who knows how it will go, uh-huh, no, no, don't worry, i'm fine , yes, just resting, m, yes, my dear, uh-huh,
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