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i just lost my mind, the guy was screaming that he had a snake in his plate, who exactly was a snake, or what, yeah, then he grabbed a knife and started stabbing himself, there's a video of it all, like, a dog, yeah, well, if you want, i'll give it to you, no, i don't like cats, you see, he did it himself, as if he wanted to. kill the snakes crawling on him, horror, maybe drugs or a crazy person, even if it's a crazy person on drugs, the main thing is that we have nothing to do here, but in any case, no one is investigating suicide, and can we first of all, for the new arrivals , look how he came in, look, he's waving his hand as if he's blowing something away, and this one in the hat, as if he took something out of his pocket. here, it's all
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clear to the moron, this one is waving in front of the face, because this jerk in the hat stinks, it just stinks, i understand, i understand, can we wait a second, he's a man standing here, who is this, this is dima, he stands here every day from morning to evening, and that is, in principle, he could see everything, well, yes, but dima is a little off, yeah, and you know him, yeah, let's go talk with him. here, dima, hello, tell me, they say you saw what happened today, a man in a hat, do you remember? first, a lot of yellow ones ran out, yeah, they were afraid, yeah, then a black one. he did something very
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bad, dima, he kind of sees people's auras, well, i understand that this is not smart, but a little, well of course it's not very interesting, for example, mine. what color is your aura, burgundy, you are burgundy, angry burgundy, and what color is mine, i bet, red, blue, oh, respectable, who is blue, yeah, blue, empty, aimless, constantly lying, constantly, you, you are you crazy or something, do you hear me, igor, you are a witness. will you tell me, do you remember the face of this black guy? i remembered, well then come with us to the police, you will help the investigation. no, i have to stay here, well, yes, that's right, that's true,
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well there is an option, like in a big red car in kuzva to go with a dog, how? okay, well then i'll go, that's what we agreed on, let's go, we arrived, we're leaving, you don't have to hold on. hello, hello, purple, what about lena, and this is dmitry, a part-time witness in the form of the color of the aura, yeah, hello, dima, i
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lena, what does purple mean, purple means in love, that's wonderful. let's go, purple, no, what's wrong, the stairs are wrong, he walks on them 150 times a day, stop looking for fleas on him, let's go, no, well no, so no, sit and watch over each other, hello, dear mother-in-law, oh-oh-oh, okay, then tell the boss... i won't be here today, i need to go get some medicine, that's not true, the blue one is flickering, he's lying, do you hear, the blue one is flickering too, show me the last call, and go to hell, yeah, it's blue after all flickers, yeah, let's go, impudent in runish, yeah
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, get lost, yeah, get lost, said, mother-in-law will die , you'll know, even if i just wanted to leave, what? such, i don't understand, why the hell are you investigating a regular suicide? well, of course he died from live wounds, but the victims have very dilated buds. maybe an unexpected surge of adrenaline, maybe, or the effects of drugs, i really don't know which ones, no one wants to listen, who is our victim, boris kosatki, 36 years old, owner of a fitness club, no criminal record, but there is information that in...
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a preventive examination and medical examination. oncodfislife.ru. he wants to walk. len, check if this drug is in the victim's blood? okay, you're our burgundy one, and you even go there? well, yes, for example, i'm turquoise, leonidov is purple. as you already know, this indicates falling in love, purple, in love not in turquoise, that turquoise doesn't go with purple, well, i told you. leonidov, how should i
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from surveillance cameras and what, lyosha, and what, well, you asked, well, a second suicide, how do you connect this, lyosha, i agree, i agree, two identical suicides in one day is a coincidence, of course, maksimov, life is hard, people with depression drink antiperspirants, no, light, it doesn't flicker, yes, not anymore, yes, the autopsy did not add any new information, none of the known narcotic substances in no body was found, well they say that she also saw hallucinations, her pupils were also dilated, well obviously we are dealing with an unknown drug, and since it is new, well it is not possible to find it, a second, i forgot to tell you, this swamp had
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a competitor, a certain levin, he also owned a construction company, they had a conflict, i have an address. if we are not lagging behind, then forward, well what is this again, and the turnstile. let's go, and no, i will stay here, as you wish, nearby, the turnstile, are you afraid, this is a spy on ... and are you afraid of clowns, aerial balloons, naked sailors, shrimps, calculators, shut your mouth, i
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'll wash off one place here, it's so quiet, calm, cozy there, there are no turnstiles, you'll be fine there, let's go, okay, come on, let's go, let's go, gay, okay, okay, gay, whatever you say, come in, oh, look, see what, thank you, please, yeah. get out of the meeting with such scary guards. not bad, not bad, continue,
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he was wrong about the saint of my aura. i am not mistaken, listen, i love my wife, and we are right for each other, agree, you were wrong, no, look at him, only if it's the appendix, i didn't get it, the purple color can be if the appendix is inflamed, why didn't you say earlier, len, have you heard of appendix? what's the difference, are you worried about appendicitis? no, that's it, the question is off the table, and i don't have a mistress. give this to maksimov, tell him, there's a lot of interesting stuff here.
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let's chat in a more relaxed atmosphere, and you have nothing on me, the documents have been destroyed. the house is about 20 years old, we'll have to restore them from pieces, i agree, i have a surprise, yes, yes, what a good one, i think, and we already have a copy, yes, you can tear, if you are about bribery of city officials, about the murder, yuli bolotina, oh, how, for bolotina to be killed, so what do i have to do with it, i wonder what the conflict is. he turned blue, why, he says, are you lying, i think that you will get the plot not quite legally, yes,
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okay, i am ready to admit to corruption, but i am not involved in the murder. and not black, what does this mean, you are suspected of corruption and tax evasion, well, about the murder, we will still figure this out. forward, let's go, let's go, well, how, yes, i think, no has nothing to do with murder, pinocchio, where is your jacket and alphabet, and you don't understand a damn thing, this is folk wisdom,
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