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tv   Kvartirnik NTV u Margulisa  NTV  October 6, 2024 1:00am-2:16am MSK

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decided to celebrate the mathematical new year, at your place, so to speak, not to rent a place somewhere, i think, why not agree with zhenya, as an old friend , to come here for free, so to speak, this, so friends, congratulations to everyone on the mathematical new year, yes, you will be with us today, santa claus, so, not santa claus in mathematical clothing is hot, by the way, we came with a gift, yeah, now i will give it to you or or... you should not give it to me now, listen, in fact, you know, one word, it is not standard, well forgive me, because there is no other word, you, i'll show you january 13, okay, fine, what do we do then, give me a gift, yeah, well because, listen, well i'm hot, we have a mathematical new year, for the promotion of the mathematical quochism on the quachin coast, from the mouth of the srapitos pompendus. yellow
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mathematical pants for growth, by the way, you can put them on right away, by the way, i look like a seller at the market now, well, in principle , you can sell them now at a reasonable price, let's sing, okay, okay, since the holiday has begun, mathematical new year, we have guests are present today, in short, we snow. organized, masha katz is also taking part in our company today, here is some kind of all stunningly beautiful dreams, well, well then let's go.
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night, moon, sharpening pencils, blade in fingers, treacherous trembling, drawing your image, already 4 days. it turns out complete bullshit, i will torture you, with love, powerful, hot, dangerous, and diverse, i will you, tomuchiya, vakuchuya love. moon, lampposts,
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stuff erotic dreams, from fantasies, the head swells, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, i hiss forbidden words, i will torture you, with love, powerful, hot, dangerous and varied, i will torture you with love, powerful, but more dangerous. and
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varied. night, moon, grave crosses, somewhere here you are hiding, the soil is soft, not deep to dig, not deep, by smell, by smell, on the ice you are easy. with any komuchya i plant
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dangerous and varied. i say dangerous and varied, i will torture you, with powerful love, i sting dangerously.
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night, moon, night, moon, night, everyone spin lanterns for half an hour. this is an order, soulfully, well, yes, well, attacked, quickly, this is a robbery, when pasha
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returns from vacation, we are busy with some nonsense, the city on the neva is restless again, the murder of a police general right in the center of the city, this is generally. outrageous, and that means, major semenov, where would we be without you, i still have a week of vacation, i will have to postpone the vacation, prepare an order to transfer major semenov to the criminal investigation department of the main department, until better times, damn, what can we do without us, police, lowered their guns, police, beautiful, we are starting in a new place, anton vasiliev, look, semenov, now i will always i will be there, we will always be there too, nevsky, new season, wait, from monday at 20:00 on ntv, wild,
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when a child is on a short leash, loves a dog, we have a dog, he asked me to put him on a leash, the quadrobing epidemic has captured. children, why do parents encourage dangerous hobbies? perhaps parents need to think about why children behave so inappropriately, do they have any problems, mass psychosis or a new reality? the child loses his personality, they begin to have phantom pains, the tail hurts, the bench hurts, start eating from a bowl, how to fight foreign infection and cure those who are already infected? recently, how did they cope with lgbt, which is banned in our country construction and the west infection this is the movement of four-legged children. the company is wild, of course, scary, man, what did they get you interested in, matology, zhen, we have known each other, it's so scary to say, how many years, i
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never laughed as much in my youth as with them, to the point of colic, literally, but this is a classic, first the woman burst out laughing, while she laughs, there, so, and tell me, have you crossed paths before, somewhere drinking, playing, or somewhere in general, to be honest, this is our first experience of making music, making music, so of course we crossed paths, we even hosted a show with you, yes, we even have photos where we are sitting at a table with bottles, man, you have me in your mind, the nineties, yes, san, tell me, if my memory serves me right, mathology is a science about fun, absolutely right, with its own doctrine, with its own theses, with its own jokes, well... and you decided to dedicate this speech to the mathological new year, which is celebrated whenever, right? well no, let's go there are still some specific dates, there is june 23 - this is the main mythological new year, but - we celebrate it in the fall, because when we
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only started celebrating in the summer, respect says: what are you talking about, we are all leaving, but we want a holiday, and so we decided to make two: one in the summer in a narrow family circle, and one in a wide circle, now ...
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in the forest, a carnetrosta was heard, and what about the dog's big saya, the family is big and there are two communists, a stupid rooster and a big snake, masha, come on, i like to ride, i ...
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i love to dachshund. masha kats group timeout! thank you, masha! it was incendiary! tell me, is it true that the name motolacomatology came from the sign dentistry. you speak the absolute truth! storlabnor petrovich organized all this, he was walking home one evening, he was walking past a garbage dump, there was a sign, dentist. he says: a good thing, we need this home, everything in the house, economical, brought, decided
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to hang it on his door, it did not fit, what he cut off, fits, actually, that's how the term motology immediately appeared, somehow, more precisely no, motology already existed, but it didn't have a name, as soon as the term appeared, we understood what this science is called, and why didn't you leave matulogy, as you know, usage. everyone thought that matology meant an ensemble that swears from the stage, but we didn't have a single word, we replaced the letter so that: it wouldn't be associated with swearing, well, and somehow, and tell me, who was the initiator of these wild pseudonyms of yours? and this is my idea, and why such beautiful names? so, torlabnor is abbreviated, i remember a textbook, i think it was history, there was some activist obnorsky, i forgot his name, but pasha at one
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time crossed out some letters in his first and last name, only tor, lob nor remained, he says it’s a beautiful name. and by the way, we were going to radio snc, we were invited for the first time as guests, we weren’t hosting the program then, we were riding on a trolleybus, and i said, listen, pasha and sasha will be introducing us there, let’s somehow get into it, and he remembered, he said, i’ll be a torlabdor, i said, ok, he says, i will, torvlabdor is empty, i say, it doesn't sound empty, here's a cunt, well, that's right, a call, according to it sounds, he...
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our author's program was no before how the host addressed you you this yes not this kwachay you understand we had before kwachay - then only one broadcast after that stasnamin invited us to his place said and if you don't want to host the program we said we want well here's an hour for you on wednesday, and we were already leaving our program the next time, so here as you know, it somehow went without lubrication everything, here once, well you for a long time they were outrageous, yes, until the radio station itself went down the drain, but it's not because of us, not because of us, well, something
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luric, good, what a beautiful chord, damn, who is this, how thick, come on, he's coming again. when no one asks, throws leaves underfoot, mows with cold rain, yes, a sad time, i wouldn't want to be alone with her, to stay until the morning.
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with silver fog she'll deceive me again with rain crush me to the ground leave no trace yes a sad time, i wouldn't want to be alone with her until the morning. i wouldn't want to be alone with her.
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maybe you'll have something in a mini-dress? come on, this is going to be an improvisation now.
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the rain is pouring lazily, the sidewalks are emptying, it's better than a lonely couple, it will pierce him like a knitting needle , yes, it's a sad time, i wouldn't want to. and alone, to stay until the morning, i wouldn't want to be alone with her, to stay until the morning.
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peda de final. and tell me, when you were famous radio hosts, then the necessary attribute of happiness was letters. letters, yes, and for some reason it seems to me that these letters came to you, the people weren't supposed to love you, no, we had
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some kind of crazy love of the people, let's say, some people loved us, and the other half really didn't, you had some kind of characteristic letter with an interesting proposal, to shoot you near the district party committee, yes, yes, here in...
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friends, happy holiday, here especially for you, mathematical mathematical new year, a gift to the studio, meet, valeria skarodet is taking part in our holiday, valery happy new year, thank you very much for not being lazy to come, let's just not from the repertoire mongol shoudanu from ours we'll whip up, easy. okay, let's start.
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all people like people in the morning to work about their neighbors their own show concern for books. they read, they leaf through newspapers, and i'm at a table in the morning with an alcoholic friend, ha, ha, and i 'm at a table in the morning, with an alcoholic friend, ha, and i'm at a table in the morning, with an alcoholic friend, smart... they don't build careers, they aim to be presidents or even prime ministers, they push each other with their elbows,
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they fight their way to the top. and i'm at a table in the morning, with an alcoholic friend, and i'm at a table in the morning, with an alcoholic friend, ha, and i'm at a table in the morning, with an alcoholic friend, show business stars are swimming in wealth, they sell well, they are bought well, sparkle with talents. diamonds, and i'm
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at the table in the morning, with an alcoholic friend, and i'm at the table in the morning, with an alcoholic friend, ha, and i 'm at the table in the morning, with an alcoholic friend, a... and i'm at the table in the morning with an alcoholic friend, and i'm at the table in the morning, awesome, valera , thank you so much for finding the time, i congratulate you on the mathematical new year,
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i also greet everyone and... naturally , i join in these congratulations. awesomely said. valery the scarecrow, mongol shudan. valera, thank you so much. and tell me, my friend, about celebrating the new year? oh yes, it is celebrated, well, we decorate the lemon tree, we can immediately see where the lemon tree is here. there is no lemon tree here. here. you can see with the naked eye what we have. this is a substitute for a lemon tree, but in order to have a mathematical new year, we decorated it, naturally with roach, because fish scales are used instead of confetti, and if we start throwing them around now, like they did in my apartment in 1991, where there was a carpet, which i had to throw out after that, because the scales were there trampled and it was impossible to clean, so we
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decided not to clean the vobla today. that is , it turns out that the timeout is for the purity of sounds, naturally, we are basically for purity, you know somehow, no need to litter, no need to litter, yes, the timeout at the nighttv house concert, by the way, we can boast of new songs, generally really fresh, fresh, and tell me, have you released an album, a year ago we released an album called hello nafig, a good name, awesome, we thought for 40 years, by the way, the first song. from this album, we will still show, from this album today we'll sing a song, show something that hasn't even been recorded yet, here, but we're getting ready to record, we want to do a duet with ilya knobengoff, i think that everything will come together for us soon, she's like serious, you're serious, yeah, no, i write different poems, you 're not sick, brother, i haven't recovered, come on.
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late evening, cold and gloomy, i'm gray paint from packs, like a flag on a broken mast. in the wind it's torn into pieces, i want to go with the flow, i smile a wolfish smile, i hear a voice louder and louder, not having begun impossible to finish, night turns to day, sunsets, questions, sunrises, answers, warming myself with fire, last cigarette. in the darkness flickers
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shnovideniya with black and white obsessive chronicle, mixed ups and downs, everything is checked by electronics. banality smells of mold, the world has closed in its hopelessness, truth is mixed with heresy, nobody cares, details, night turns to day, questions, sunrises, answers are closed, warming myself with fire, last cigarette,
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but the sun is raging outside the windows, i just need to get a drink, yesterday i wanted to hang myself so much, and today i want to live. a premonition seethes in my chest, it will be like this and no other way, i'll drink myself senseless for my luck, and when i'm left with nothing i'll pay, night turns into day, sunsets, questions, sunrises, answers, i warm myself by the fire, the last cigarette and night turns into day. kokaty questions, sunrises, answers, i warm myself by the fire, the last cigarette, well then
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let's go back to the time when you were still normal childhood, yeah, well come on, what did you listen to as a child, when and what did you start writing? in general, my favorite ensemble since childhood is deple, played the beatles, but it happened because i played in a school band, they played the beatles, i played drums for them, no one played deple, so somehow i found myself in hard rock and i still feel pretty good. and tell me, why did i start writing songs, i played badly? yes, i played badly, disgustingly, damn, i'm not very good now, then i learned two chords, a minor and e major, i banged out all the songs to these chords, my neighbor, who taught me to play the guitar, he showed me the song back in yusa, how once on these two chords, on lyamino
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no more is needed, here i am, i even performed soviet pop music on these chords, and oleg, maybe you will play along with me, no, this is not pop music, no, let's have a fight like this. dan-dan, just a little faster. the rails stubbornly, cut through the toyga, more fun, guys, it fell to us, to build an iron road, and in short bam and through the fogs, through the years, beyond the oceans, the trains will pop, more fun, guys, it fell to us, to build. iron, and in short punk, in principle any, i want to tell you that this is pure punk, you are still a punk artist, yes, but i didn't know about it, you know, my childhood passed me by, and can you imagine how
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bekin's ussa sounded, it's about the same, not better, only in a foreign language, there's a chorus, oleg, a minor, the rhythm is like that, a minor, guys, i'm back in the ussr, it fell to us, i'm back in the ussr, to build an iron path, ussa, but in short, bam, i'm telling you, a universal scheme, works flawlessly, san, yeah, let's
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somehow make a serious duet called two kurgas, come on, let's write a characteristic program, and somewhere we'll bang with a stone with a serious expression on his face. can you imagine for 2 and a half hours, no, then we'll go crazy, then we'll have to change the keys, you know, and no, and we 'll lock the doors in the concert hall so that no one can leave. cool, puzdoy and morgulis, great, and zerbershteyn and morgulis, even better, even better, yeah, right there, yeah, time out, ladies and gentlemen, so, we wanted to play one song there, but since we sang to two chords here, we'll throw it out now, it's lyrical, to hell with it, and the fiery song then let's do a new one now too, look, they threw one out, and you and i added two, yeah, yeah... that's enough, no, no, we'll have to buy
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the rights, come on, play, that's it, we'll do a hot new song then, you were telling me that i've become a serious person, nothing like that, oleg, come on, without a punch in the ribs, i turn on the gopro, a long-tailed raincoat under my raincoat. i'm naked, heading to the park, let off some steam, find jean udark, start a fire, the park is empty, my heart is early, there's no shanna dark, one dog goan, but i stepped in it, i got into it, i slipped on it and fell in it, zhanna is not hurry up, piss, piss, stop, everything will be awesome, anna, i'm coming to you, i'm calling you,
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au-au-au-au, all this is a trifle, my plan is unchanged, i'm going to my goal, like the icebreaker lenin, finally a sex bomb flashed, but then a zombie appears from the bushes, silence, i'm in a wild panic, as if i were running on proton. on the titanic, i clench my strength and will into a fist, i 'll find you anyway, shanadak, don't rush too early, piss piss, stop, everything will be awesome, it's weird i'm coming to you, i'm calling you, au ah, au-a-au-au-au, au-au-au-au-au!
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here comes the dawn, i woke up on a stump, already without raincoat, but the whole dog guane the sun is shining very hot, i will still find you, zhanna darkazhan, don't rush, piss , piss, stop, everything will be... awesome, zhanna, i 'm coming to you, i'll call you, au-au, zhanna, don't rattle, piss, stop, everything will be awesome, zhanna, i'm coming to you, i'll call you, au, au, au, au, au, au, au, au, au, au!
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hello everyone, i'm timur rodriguez, this is the new season of the most original travel show on... fellow traveler, an unforgettable journey awaits me and my fellow traveler, you can't escape fate, our fantastic adventure in during the whole weekend, where will it be, we have several options, three of them, how will it be, i'm just not used to this, what, what will we eat, well, let's go ballizhvoz, let's get acquainted, oh-oh-oh, where will we sleep, i would like to say welcome, but this phrase is not very suitable here, what will we travel on? very cool, and how to have fun, i'm ready, i
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'll take a risk, what kind of flights will we fly, decides a fortune cookie, someone took it out of his wide trousers, and we take it out of a bag, a cookie that will tell us in an instant what kind of we will be a period, and my fellow traveler and i get fabulous pleasure, every cookie is an adventure. okay, oh-oh, i'm sure it will be cool, everyone in the yutkon got up. fellow traveler with timur rodriguez. premiere on october 12 at 13:00 on ntv. sanya, tell me, slavov, can i remember something from the very first thing you wrote, either a song or a poem, to understand how much you have grown compared to what you were before. damn, well, the very
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first ones, i probably won't remember. i can just read poems, the most childish ones, the very first ones. damn, wait, wait, the spirit of death is hiding and waiting behind the wall, a black demon is circling above my head, ghouls and monsters are crowding around, i want to break the vicious circle, i don’t remember what year the poem on the theme of viy was, something really blew me away, when i was little i watched vi, i almost had a stroke there, really, but tell me, did you like the group black subs, yeah, uh... i just heard familiar notes in the text, yeah, nothing of my own, that’s it, and so this, if you want, i can do it for you tell a poem, and what about you, i can at all, especially since today is a monologue new year with a holiday, friends, option,
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boy, sasha, stand on a stool and read a tit, yes, well, let's have a stool, or something, but there is no stool, no stool, that's why there is no poem, okay, i have an anniversary this year, so i practically organized a poem for myself, my vile soul is bursting out of my skin, how to become younger, and hook up with a girl, take her for a ride in a car, slap her on the crested hair, shake with laughter in a furious fit, light an angry cigarette in the entrance, scratch in the elevator about love to the net, to earn money and swell from fat and to be nimble. like a broom, but i can only fart, anniversary, in principle also a ready song, it's a ballad, well if anything, contact the poet songwriter, look, the project is already getting bigger, yes, two chords, one verse, yes, you see, it was not
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in vain that i came today, well in principle yes, but here's an album called to fart, yes, yes, morgulyas zernberstein, what of it? the name will be, what are we singing, yes, yes, okay, come on, petrovich, my friend and i in the spring, we planted cabbage. we dug with a shovel, with a hoe waved, cabbage, grow, grow, thick,
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without you in our souls, my friend and i guarded the cabbage all summer, weeded, twisted, watered, cabbage, grow, grow, thick, without ourselves.
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in our souls. my friend and i chopped cabbage all autumn, dragged it, carried it into barrels, salted it, cabbage, grow, grow, thick, without ourselves. in our souls, my friend and i cabbage all winter. halt, it was sour for us, we stuffed it with vodka, cabbage,
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grow, grow, thick, without ourselves in our souls, uh-huh!
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we also went to pick potatoes, only they turned over meat, and we came in the evening with port wine, with guitars, played concerts, all oh, well done, hello, and home, in short, so as not to work, we made an ensemble, and what did we sing, we sang some kind of nonsense there, i played the drums there too, and why did you switch to the guitar after the drums, and i realized a simple thing, uh, they are heavier than one guitar, because before they carried everything on themselves. there were no technicians, and there weren’t even cases for the drums, so i had a huge bag, and my mother worked on
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the railway of the ugo-west direction, she took me a mattress cover, a huge one, so i had a barrel that fit in there, this stump fit in the barrel, well, there's an altushka, well , in short, and it's like a matryoshka, i threw it on my shoulders and walked like it was freezing somewhere, that is, along the streets, there are also stands and it was very difficult when we went somewhere with the ensemble... when i saw that i was dragging myself around with this mandula, and my colleagues, so to speak, took and went, i decided that this was my calling, for me it was actually much easier, because i also started with drums, drummers always sit there, on them nobody, nobody pays attention to them, because the drummers are always covered by the beautiful ones. and i thought, why should i sit there when i can stand here, when i can stand
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and cover the drummers, let's introduce andryukha, andryukha, come here, go arkhamondrey kislorodin, show yourself, come out, show yourself, by the way, he dances well, i know, come on, i'll do it later, later, okay, when the filming is over, when the filming, who needs you, when the filming is over with its dancing. san, we'll save the filming, we'll come forward, okay , okay, we'll play, what, we'll continue, yeah, and you don't want to, no, i do, but our continuation is not so simple, we have a holiday, yes, and we also brought with us today to visit you a children's choir from the city of st. petersburg, this is a sly choir, here they are, appearing, come on, don't be shy, this is the kind of group that works with us. are you ready, guys, a sly choir, st. petersburg, come on,
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petrolich. a hedgehog is an animal from the forest, quite normal in appearance, but if you look closely at it, it has anomalies, pricks sticking out of its body in different directions, but to develop this thing, what does it everything is permitted, everything is permitted. you rub the ends, you can’t pick it up so easily, eat, eat, eat, rub the ends, you
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can’t pick it up so easily!
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the hedgehog is a show-off animal, there is no fur or meat in it, it looks spherical and very prickly, it’s an infection, you’ll get some cinnamon , you can’t just pick it up, you’ll get it, you’ll get some cinnamon, it’s like that you just can’t take it in your hands, you mash-mash-mesh, you cover the thorns, and it’s not so easy to open it up, not in rösh-you-eat-you’ll receive a lot of money, you can’t take it so easily, yesh-yosh-yosh, thorns sly yosh, you can't just pick it up, yosh-yosh-yosh, the thorn is sly-yosh, you can't just pick it up, let's put it on the head! hedgehog,
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home, hedgehog, to the health of the young, well , somehow, sly tricks and time-out, is that something, how did you charm the kids? oh, well, somehow the stars aligned, it wasn't a special search, we were getting ready for the festival. the legend of russian rock, our director alexey larin said, i say, i have a friend from st. petersburg, a children's choir, i say, no, he says, well, there is a children's choir, who could get him into the festival, i say, no one can't be accommodated, i say, we have a song called buratino, so i say, let's make this buratino, i think, for the guys, so as not to drag themselves to
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moscow, because it turns out that in buratino you only have to sing one word, somehow this, well, imagine... they applaud, yes, that's it, we're leaving, great, there were dads, but after the festival, we went,
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i didn't sleep all night, i stubbornly sang songs with everyone. they drove away sleep, the lantern was shining, and thoughts were creeping into my head from all sides, i told the neighbors above that i had to get up early tomorrow, so that they would behave more quietly, which is simply impossible, dad, i'll cover my ears, it doesn't help, nobody loves me, nobody understands me, nobody loves me... nobody loves me, nobody understands me, nobody loves me, the neighbor said that i was free, but he told me, bro, believe me, your whining has long been out of fashion, and simply pushed me out the door,
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mocked me for a long time on the threshold, and then... he started yelling at me to go my own way, not to disturb them while they were resting, i'm better off, it helps me. nobody loves me, nobody understands me, nobody loves me, nobody understands, nobody loves me. she went, tried timidly, but was sent away by
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a foul swear word, then i unscrewed their plugs, broke mailbox for them, then he wrote to the police , having calmed down life with a soul, three letters in the peephole. karapol quietly left, i'll shut up already, it helps me, nobody loves me, nobody understands, nobody loves me, nobody understands, nobody loves me, i'll shut up already, it helps me, nobody loves me, nobody understands, nobody loves me, nobody understands, nobody loves me,
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there was a childhood, but not quite with us, but we had a relationship to it, yes, and what is its situation, it was written only, well, a ruined childhood, through the letter i, volodka marochkin, journalist,
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you know, yes, that was his idea, he even held a festival, and we were laureates of that festival, they gave us a t-shirt, and it said, i ruined my childhood there in some year, that was in 1990, let's say, yes, the next year we were nominated again, i ruined my childhood in 1991, that's how we somehow accumulated these t-shirts, it's a pity, they all ran out, i wore them out, that is, everything, yes, there is no more of that festival, no, unfortunately, but in general the idea is good, the idea is good, yes, well, it can be revived, in fact, we need to call volodka, in my opinion, there was some slogan of our parents, if you listen to rock music, you ruin your childhood, that's what bytvorenie, that's it, that's it. look what awaits you, children, think carefully about choosing a profession, in principle, the "you" was good, i feel that they will all be musicians, that's not bad with such mothers, that's it, come on, san invited,
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yeah, the banquet continues, i get it, we also called for help, the guys to come to us for the new year, nomatological, you could say, practically the animation group came running, and kostya kulyasov. hello everyone, rushana ayupov, and rushan ayupov, of course, yes, come to the forefront, because with such an instrument you can't do this there, let me also tell you about my ruined childhood, let's do it, of course, ladies and gentlemen, kostya kulyasov, yes, my friends, it was in 1997, i was 15, there was no internet, so i was sitting with videotapes like this and waiting for... something to be shown on tv, i was recording it, to my misfortune they were showing it on one of the tv channels the group time out, no luck, i was just starting to learn to play the guitar at that moment, do you
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understand why i play so badly, yes, yes, and i think, where does all this come from, this song that we are going to sing now, it is so ingrained in my brain, because i didn’t have another video cassette, i didn’t have one, and there are no other chords either, here is one of your favorite songs, and i think it is the best work of my childhood, ruined, maybe we will then increase the number of participants, masha, come here. you don’t have to sing next to the post, it’s just for beauty, don’t you want to take off your dress, and by the way, there is no valery skoroded nearby, otherwise somehow, well, they had to put together a gang, so it is necessary here in full, another one has ruined my childhood, well, valery, can i give you an egg?
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respected father, the grass is green and the lard is shining, don't be afraid of us, you are a spirit , you climbed into my pants. poro, floundered for a long time, and then disappeared, time with no fear, the moon does not shine at dawn in the evening, she is an indian, she choked, you do not want us, the second coming no longer awaits.
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i do not understand, you sang, okay, a big party descends from the mountains, oh lebny maaly, and i take out your heavy axe, you are our servant, just like paris edena modrena. ruhan, let's go solo.
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everyone spins flashlights for half an hour, this is an order, timeout, everyone with a maternal new year,
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this is the kind of company we have, cheerful, the biological mother left her in the maternity hospital, a girl came with her mother, supposedly a child that was carried, a disgrace to the family, we need to get rid of her urgently, and the adoptive mother gave her to be raised by neighbors in the dorm, my mother abused alcohol, i can say she grew up on the street, the surname is either blazer or blazer, that's all that is known about the woman who gave birth to her, and i remembered. that her name is elena blazer or blazer, we found a woman, she is from italy, elena blazer or blazer, she said, i have never been to rostov, will the resident recognize.
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it seems like all night, just give me a stack or two of criminal cases to solve, let's put a thesis, we'll set up surveillance in the hospital, haven't you played enough spies, have you got something stronger to hit, a couple of three bandits, why does every case connected with your group end drinking, but their methods are not to the liking of the authorities, kolya, and what kind of a setup is this, i think i have the right if at least one of you gets drunk, at least once in... all of you. okay, let's move on to plan b. you're relaxed. your body becomes cottony. hello, colonel. after jogging, you feel like a completely different person. what's wrong with him? yeah, he's a terrible person when he's sober. borscht from monday
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at 22:10 on ntv. ruzhan ayupov, kostya kulyasov. valera the fast one, masha katz, the sly ones.
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then a house enters a good fairy tale, who to each familiar, who are not students, nor the poet punished to do everything, whom the boys recognize, tell me, what is his name?
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well, and kolpachin will be a marriage, he will appear, songs are sung about him, tell me, what is his name, morning cinema, ukrainian!
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and he is alive, his hand is under his feet, songs are sung about him, tell me, what is his name!
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today is just a holiday, some kind of timeout for house parties, thank you, everyone with the mathematical new year, hurray, well done, well done, well done, well done, thank you friends, come to us,
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we still have fun, you can't hear, on the one hand it's good, and you are bullying him? never, he still doesn't hear anything, so it's useless, remember how in the joke, a young man enters a music school, says, i'll take notes, and you tell me which ones i took. presses the notes, he turns like this, you pressed.
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hello, this is a summer cottage answer, i'm viktor ipanina, and this is the house of our heroes, in which almost 90 years, unfortunately, time has left its marks on it, now it is in emergency condition, so 4 years ago they built a second one, but the heroes don't have the hands to tear down the walls that keep so many memories rose. this story became the starting point for our project: we will remodel the kitchen-living room in the new house, but... a winter greeting to the past, there will be window frames on the windows, a russian stove opposite the sofa, we will seat the guests of honor on
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the red bench, and harness horses over the table.

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