thank you, thank you, thank you very much, and welcome to cats and dogs here on press tv, with me lembe topic, and let's begin with a quick look at the great grandmaster of the art of the gaff, sleepy joe biden. yes, the

leader of the free world and president of the united states has once again committed an international awkward gaff in front of the world's media. this time he missed out a handshake with the brazilian president at the united nations. in yet another cringeworthy moment, president lula walked towards biden as if to shake his hand before realizing sleepy joe was already shuffling off in the other direction. to ensure that workers not only. know the rights, but also have the tools to exercise the rights. by the way, i love luler's reaction as biden ignores him. mr. president, it's oh, let's just go. our cats and dogs press team have come up with some possible headlines to record the occasion. the white house, let's celebrate

the positive here, the president made it offstage without falling oversider, if they ain't low ball in, joe ain't high five in them, never mind the handshake, i want to talk about covid, just covid, only covid, biden's handler, forget the man and listen to my voice, left, right, left, right, good, joe biden, uh, who was that guy, anyway, uh, yeah, someone else who's been chasing the american president is the israeli premier, almost a year after returning to office again, the regime's prime minister benjamin netanyahu, who apparently took his dirty clothes with him for washing, the last time he visited the white house, finally got his long sort after meeting with joe biden. apparently the two men discussed the hard issues, us has ready tensions. to know more, let's hear the story straight from the horse's mouth. ladies and gentlemen, please.

welcome to cats and dogs, mr. benjamin netanyahu! mr. netanyahu, welcome back to cats and dogs. it's good to be back again and again and again. yes, you do keep coming back, don't you? mr. netanyahu, how long have you been waiting this time around for a meeting with the american president? nine months. nine months, why so long? he was resting. is that the real reason? or did he have concerns about your meeting? well. in truth, his people said they were afraid i will arrive with lot of dirty laundry to deal with. oh, by dirty laundry, you mean difficult subjects? no, i mean dirty laundry, shirts, underwear, pants, that kind of thing. right, you are on that one, so what caused the president to actually agree to meet you, after all, you didn't agree to meet. sorry, he just mixed me with ukrainian president vladimir zelinski. but you did talk about the

hard issues right? sort of. what do you mean by sort of? well, i talked about relations with america, and he promised sent me yet another aid package. so what was that aid package about? he told me he was delivering the aid package to kraco. krakov in poland, krakov? because it sounds like ke in ukraine. ah, okay. mr. prime minister. thank you very much. at the united nations, netanyahu warned iran of nuclear threat. netanyahu has repeatedly used the un stage to launch ominous warnings towards tan, briefly caused moment arm at general assembly when he appeared to threaten to new tehran. seriously, he actually said, iran must face a credible nucleat. sanctions must be snapped back. and above all, above all. iron must

face a credible nuclear th. well, the threatening speech was, i presume, intended to present powerful image of the israeli regime, netanyahu's office quickly jumped into action to claim the... nuclear threat was a mere slip of the tongue, imagine that, imagine starting nuclear war just because you used the wrong wording, and if it was an error, what did he mean by credible nuclear threat? by credible nuclear threat, simply meant credible jocular threat, just like a funny little joke, but not really, i meant it. back in the united states, the former us president seems to have changed his job. so he's now giving out pizza, presumably this means he's aiming for the italian vote. trump

made the stop at treehouse pobanity in bettendorf, iowa after holding multiple events in the state. he's something of an enigma, despite everything he gets at. pack for by his enemies, which include the democrats, the republicans, his former staff and almost every attorney in the usa, trump gets more people showing up when he's serving pizza than his opponents get and at an entire rally, and what's the message? it's obvious, i'm going to make margarita great again, but main concern is this, did he leave out paying, like apparently he did once before, for someone who is facing around 10,000 pelony charges, it's good to see him having a good time handing out peaters because because it's handy to have an alternative career just in case it doesn't go his way in the presidential election, but he's also doubtless aware that even as he feeds the masses, democrats and perhaps republicans are working on the latest anti-chump campaign, pizza gate.

in yet another example of the current state of western society in the garden, a subset of which is germany, pack of dog identifying humans, you heard me right, dog identifying humans, has prompted calls for animal control

after footage of their berlin meetup went viral, an estimated thousand people who prefer to be recognized, not as humans, but as canines instead, organized the... gathering at the berlin potsama plats railroad station in central germany, communicating only by howling or barking at one another. this is what happens when you have nothing serious to worry about and you don't allow parents to discipline their children properly. never mind transgender issues. we are to trans species self-identification now, obviously a whole new breed of german sheperds. some critics have offered to put the heard's canin instincts to the test, just take them to the siberian tundra and let's see if they hunt as pack or eat each other or both. the whole

situation has raised yet another pertinent question, should their human rights be replaced with animal rights? whatever the case it seems quite obvious. that the world has finally gone to the dogs. that's all for this time. join me again to see who's identifying as what? who's taking their dirty law to washington and whoose sleepy joe shuffles away from next? that's all on press tv with me, lembotopic and gets and dogs. named after the longest river in the world,

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it's a twisted teardrop, leaf, head bently that is routed in iran's ancient history and civilization, a reoccurring motif that symbolizes life and eternity, it's a pattern with a long lasting past, one that reflects the persian culture and its traditions. the paisly known as iran is design that appears on most of the country's handicraft.