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tv   Cats and Dogs PIZZAGATE  PRESSTV  September 29, 2023 7:14am-7:30am IRST

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many us officials have taken the lid off the wide spread corruption under the guise of reconstruction projects follow the details in this stock country.
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thank you, thank you, thank you very much, welcome to cats and dogs here on press tv with metopic, and let's begin with quick look at the great grandmaster of the gaff, cp joe biden. yes, the leader of the free world and president of the united states has once again committed international awkward gaffh in front of the world's media. this time he missed out a handshake with the brazilian president. the united nations, in yet another cringeworthy moment, president lula walked towards biden as if to show his hand, before realizing sleepy joe was already shuffling off in the other direction, to ensure that workers not only know the rights, but also have the tools to exercise their rights. by the way, i love lulet's reaction as biden
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ignores him, mr. president, it's oh uh, let's just go. our cats and dog's press team have come up with some possible headlines to record the occasion. the white house, let's celebrate the positive here, the president made it offstage without falling over. insider, if they ain't low balling putin, joe ain't high five in them. dr. fouchy, never mind the handshake, i want to talk about covid, just... covid, only covid, biden's handler, forget the man and listen to my voice, left, right, left, right, good, joe biden, uh, who was that guy, anyway, uh, yeah, someone else's been chasing the american president is israeli premier, almost a year after returning to office, again, the regime's prime minister benjamin netanyahu, who apparently took his dirty clothes with him for washing, the last time he was at the
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white house finally got his long sort after meeting with joe biden. apparently the two men discussed the hard issues amid u.s. israely tensions. to know more, let's hear the story straight from the horse's mouth. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to cats and dogs, mr. benjamin netanyahu. mr. netanyahu, welcome back to cats and dogs. it's good to be back again and again and again. yes, you do keep coming. back don't you? mr. netanyahu, how long have you been waiting this time around for a meeting with the american president? nine months. nine months. why so long? he was resting. is that the real reason? or concerns about your meeting. well, in truth, his people said they were afraid i will arrive with lot of dirty laundry to deal with. oh, by dirty laundry, you mean difficult subjects? no, i mean dirty laundry. shirts, underwear, pants. that kind
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of thing, right, you are on that one, so what caused the president to actually agree to meet you after all, he didn't agree to meet, sorry, he'd mixed me with ukrainian president vladimir zolinski, but you did talk about the hard issues, right? sort of. what do you mean by sort of? well, i talked about relations with america, and he promised to send me yet another aid package. so. what was that aid package about? he told me he was delivering the aid package to kraco. krakov in poland. why krachof? because it sounds like give in ukraine. ah, okay. mr. prime minister. thank you very much. at the united nations, netanyahu warned iran of nuclear threat. netanyahu has repeatedly used the un stage to launch ominous warnings towards tehran, briefly caused moment of alarm. at the
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general assembly when he appeared to threaten to new tehran. seriously, he actually said, "iran must face a credible nuclear threat." sections must be snapped back. and above all, above all must face a credible nuclear threat. well, the threatening speech was, i presume intended to present powerful image of the israeli regime. netanyahu's office quickly jumped into action to claim the nuclear threat was a mere slip of the tongue. imagine that, imagine starting nuclear war just because you used the wrong wording. and if it was an error, what did he mean by credible nuclear threat? nuclear thread, simply meant credible jocular threat, just like a funny little joke, but not really, meant it, back in the united states, the former us president seems to have changed his job, it take it man, who wants it?
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so he's now giving out pizza, presumably this means he's aiming for the italian vote. trump made the stop at treehouse pobanity in bettendorf, iowa after holding multiple events in the state. he's something of an enigma, despite everything he gets attacked for by his enemies, which include the democrats, the republicans, his formed staff, and almost every attorney in the usa, trump gets more people showing up when he's serving pizza than his opponents get and at an entire rally. and what's the message? it's obvious, i'm gna make margarita great again. but the main concern is this: do you leave without paying like apparently he did once before. for someone who facing around 10,000 felony charges, it's good to see him having a good times, because it's handy to have an
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alternative career just in case it doesn't go his way in the presidential election. but he's also doubtless aware even as he feeds the masses, democrats and perhaps republicans are working on the latest and chump campaign, pizza gate.
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in yet another example of the current state of western society in the garden, a subset of which is germany, pack of dog identifying humans, you heard me right? dog identifying humans has prompted calls for animal control after footage of their berlin meetup went viral. an estimated thousand people who prefer to be recognized, not as humans, but as canines instead, organized the gathering at the berlin, potsamar platz railroad station in central germany, communicating only by howling or barking at one another. this is what happens when you have nothing serious to worry about and you don't allow parents to discipline their children properly. never mind transgender issues, we are to trans species self-identification now,
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obviously a whole new breed of german shepherds. some critics have offered to put the heard's canin instincts to the test. just take them to the siberian. "let's see if they hunt as pack or each other, the whole situation has raised yet another pertinent question, should their human rights be replaced with animal rights, whatever the case, it seems quite obvious that the world has finally gone to the dogs, that's all for this time, join me again to see who's identifying as what, who's taking their dirty laundry to washington, and who's sleepy joe shuffles away from next, that's all on press tv with me lambotopic, and
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aleppo, a city raised to the ground, destructed by war, but beyond the rubble and a half destroyed house, life still continues with all of its beauty, zest and hope.
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i'm heid hasan, a professor physics at princeton university. i kind come from family of lawyers and with some intellectual background, but not necessarily in science. i did my high school work in dhaka, and then i came to us at the university of texas at austin for battles degree, and then i did my masters and phd from stanford university, the research work, i'm being awarded. this time in this context, it's actually, it it goes
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back to my early work at stanford, whether that device will be better than the device on the market now, so our goal is to push quantum technology to its next frontier to to serve humanity through the advancement of technology, say iphone or your smartphones that are that maybe you have to charge once year or maybe you can't internet thousand times faster, so with this these insorts we can deposit atoms and control their position in certain ways that we make our quantum level material, we transfer the sample, that material to this other chamber, so in this chamber the end there is a tip that goes all the way, so this tip has atomic level resolution, at the end of the tip there is a single atom and it can sc the material atom by atom and it gives measure of the where the atoms are and what the electrons are, what
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are their properties, so this allows us to tell, did we make a superconductor, did we make topological insulator, did we make semiconductor? so once we know that or any and some other nanomaterial, so we want to know what are the properties of that system, so that if we put that material in a divide. what type of electronic device it can create, they they can make cubits, new type of cubits, so you can make new type of computers and these new type of computers could be much more billions times powerful than the existing ones, this is really, so what we are our research in some way is planting the seeds for technology, say 50 years down the line. there was another math professor next
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building, this is mariam mirzakani, that also inspired me to look more into intellectual history of persian lineage, so i was amazed to find all these the islamic golden age that happened in the middle ages, people like ibn sina and al-birini. and number of scientists, astronomers and engineers and scholars in general, this is not a government level award, this is based on private endown, so i think this is amazing, this prize has recognized a number of individuals so far, they are really contributing to the human civilization in a broader context, it is a happy surprise. is but yeah, i was not aware this was happening,
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iran security forces toward assassination plans targeting senior sunny clericks, judges and members of the islamic revolution guard court. new report says israel's detained over
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135,000 palestinians since the alaxada started in 2000, including thousands of children, and united nations rights experts harshly criticized systemic racism in the us criminal justice system, describing current prison practices as affront to human dignity.