tv Cats and Dogs PIZZAGATE PRESSTV September 29, 2023 2:02pm-2:13pm IRST
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leader of the free world and president of the united states has once again committed an international awkward gaff in front of the world's media. this time he missed out a handshake with the brazilian president at the united nations. in yet another cringeworthy moment, president lula walked towards biden as if to shake his hand before realizing sleepy joe was already shuffling off in the other direction. to ensure that workers not only know their rights, but also have the tools to exercise their rights. by the way, i love lulat's reaction as biden ignores him. mr. president, it's oh, let's just go. our cats and dog's press team have come up with some possible. headlines to record the
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occasion, the white house, let's celebrate the positive here, the president made it off stage without falling over, insider, if they ain't low ball in putin, joe ain't high five in them, dr. fou, never mind the handshake, i want to talk about covid, just covid, only covid, biden's handler, forget the man and listen to my voice, left, right, left, right, good, joe biden, uh, what? that guy anyway, uh, yeah, someone else who's been chasing the american president is israeli premier. almost a year after returning to office again, the regime's prime minister benjamin netanyahu, who apparently took his dirty clothes with him for washing, the last time he visited the white house, finally got his long sort after meeting with joe biden. apparently the two men discussed the hard issues amid us israely tensions. to know more, let's hear the story
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straight from the horse's mouth. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to cats and dogs, mr. benjamin netanyahu. mr. netanyahu, welcome back to cats and dogs. it's good to be back again and again and again. yes, you do keep coming back, don't you? mr. netanyahu, how long have you been waiting this time around for a meeting with the american president. nine months. nine months, why so long? was resting, is that the real reason or did he have concerns about your meeting? well, in truth, his people said they were afraid i will arrive with lot of dirty laundry to deal with. oh, by dirty laundry, you mean difficult subjects. no, i mean dirty laundry, shirts, underwear, pants, that kind of thing. right, you are on that one, so what caused the president to actually agree to meet you after all, you did. agree to meet,
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sorry, he just mixed me with ukrainian president vladimir zelinski, but you did talk about the hard issues, right? sort of. what do you mean by sort of? well, i talked about relations with america, and he promised to send me yet another aid package. so, what was that aid package about? he told me he was delivering the eight package to cracco. in poland, why krakov? because it sounds like kiev in ukraine. ah, okay, mr. prime minister, thank you very much. at the united nations, netanyahu warned iran of nuclear threat. netanyahu, has repeatedly used the un stage to launch ominous warnings towards tehran, briefly caused moment of alarm at the general assembly when he appeared to threaten to new tehran. seriously, actually said iran
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must face a credible nuclear threat, sanctions must be snapped back, and above all, above all iran must face a credible nuclear met. well the threatening speech was, i presume, intended to present powerful image the israely regime, netanyahu's office quickly jumped into action to claim the nuclear threat was a mere slip of the tongue. imagine that, imagine starting nuclear war just because you used the wrong wording. and if it was an error, what did he mean by credible nuclear threat? by credible nuclear threat, simply meant credible jocular threat. just like a funny little joke, but not really, i meant it, back in the united states, the former us president seems to have changed his job, take it man, give that to
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marry, who wants it? so he's now giving out pizza. presumably this means he's aiming for the italian vote. trump made the stop at treehouse pobanity in bettendorf, iowa after holding multiple events in the state. he's something of enigma, despite everything he gets attacked for by his enemies, which include the democrats, the republicans, his former staff and almost every attorney in the usa. trump gets more people showing up when he's serving pizza than as opponents getting at an entire rally. and what's the message? it's obvious, i'm... gonna make margarita great again, but the main concern is this, did he leave without paying, like apparently he did once before, for someone who is facing around 10,000 felony charges, it's good to see him having a good time handing out peaters, because it's handy to have an alternative career just in case it doesn't go
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in yet another example of the current state of western society in the garden, a subset of which is germany. pack of dog identifying humans, you heard me right, dog identifying humans has prompted calls for animal control after footage of their berlin meetup went viral, an estimated thousand people who prefer to be recognized, not as humans, but as canines instead, organized the gathering at the berlin potsama platz railroad station in central germany, communicating only by howling or barking at one another. this is what happens when you have nothing serious to worry about and you don't allow parents to discipline their children properly. never mind transgender issues, we
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are to trans species self-identification now, obviously a whole new breed of german shepherds. some critics have offered to put the heard's canin instincts. the test, just take them to the siberian tundra and let's see if they hunt as pack or eat each other or both. the whole situation has raised yet another pertinent question: should their human rights be replaced with animal right? whatever the case it seems quite obvious that the world has finally gone to the dogs. that's all for this time. join me again to see who's identifying as what? who's taking their dirty laundry to washington and joe shuffles away from next, that's all on press tv with me, lembotopic and cats and dogs.
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what's going on everyone, ali razza here back with a brand new episode of iron tech, we're here at loutestton province, about six or so hours from the capital tehran to check out a pharmaceuticals company that specializes in making drugs for livestock, pultry and fish, so we thought we'd take a look at the manufacturing process of different types of drugs based on their time. hype and whether their solutions or their solids and whatnot, and also uh take a closer look at some of the exclusive drugs that only they make in iran and take a look at the science behind it, so without any further ado, let's get right into it. the variety
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