but once again fail to achieve their illegitimate and inhumane goals. thank you, thank you, thank you very much and welcome to cats and dogs here on press tv with me lembatopic, and let's begin with a quick look at the... great grandmaster of the

art of the gaff, sleepy joe biden. yes, the leader of the free world and president of the united states has once again committed an international awkward gaffh in front of the world's media. this time he missed out a handshake with the brazilian president at the united nations. in yet another cringeworthy moment, president lula walked towards. as if to shake his hand before realizing sleepy joe was already shuffling off in the other direction. to ensure that workers not only know their rights, but also have the tools to exercise their rights. by the way, i love luler's reaction as biden ignores him. mr. president, it's oh. let's just go. our cats

and dog's press team have come up with some possible headlines to record the occasion. the white house, let's celebrate the positive here. the president made it offstage without falling over. and insider, if they ain't low ball in putin, joe ain't high five in them. dr. fouchy, never mind the handshake, i want to talk about covid, just covid, only covid. biden's handler, forget the man and listen to my. voice left, right, left, right, good, joe biden, uh, who was that guy, anyway? uh, yeah, someone else who's been chasing the american president, is the israeli premier, almost a year after return to office, again, the regime's prime minister benjamin netanyahu, who apparently took his dirty clothes with him for washing, the last time he visited the white house, finally got his long sort after meeting with joe biden, apparently the two men discussed. the hard

issues amid us is ready tensions. to know more, let's hear the story straight from the horse's mouth. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to cats and dogs, mr. benjamin netanyahu. mr. netanyahu, welcome back to cats and dogs. it's good to be back again and again and again. yes, you do keep coming back, don't you? mr. netanyahu, how long have you been waiting this time around for a meeting with the america. president, nine months, nine months, why so long? he was resting. is that the real reason? or did he have concerns about your meeting? well, in truth, his people said they were afraid i will arrive with lot of dirty laundry to deal with. oh, by dirty laundry, you mean difficult subjects? no, i mean dirty laundry, shirts, underwear, pants, that kind of thing. right, you are on that one. so what caused

the president to actually agree to meet you after all? he didn't agree to meet. sorry, he just mixed me with ukrainian president vladimir zelinski. but you did talk about the hard issues, right? sort of. what do you mean by sort of? well, i talked about relations with america, and he promised to send me yet another aid package. so what was that aid package about? told me he was delivering the aid package to kraco. krakov in poland. why krakov? because it's sounds like kiev in ukraine. ah, okay. mr. prime minister, thank you very much. at the united nations netanyahu warned iran of nuclear threat. netanyahu has repeatedly used the un stage to launch ominous warnings towards tehran, briefly caused moment of alarm at the general assembly. when he appeared to threaten to

nuke tehran. seriously, he actually said, "iran must face a credible nuclear threat." sanctions must be snapped back. and above all, above all, iran must face a credible nuclear threat. while the threatening speech was, i presume, intended to present powerful image of the israeli regime, netanyahu's office quickly jumped into action to claim the nuclear threat was a mere slip of the tongue. imagine that, imagine starting nuclear war just because you used the wrong wording. and if it was an error, what did he mean by credible nuclear threat? by credible nuclear thread, simply meant credible jocular threat, just like a funny little joke, but not really, i meant it. back in the united states, the former us president seems to have changed his job, you take it, take it man,

give that to marger, who wants it? so he's now giving out pizza, presumably this means he's aiming for the italian vote. trump made the stop at treehouse poberetry in bettendorf, iowa after holding multiple events in the state. he's something of an enigma, despite everything he gets attacked for by his enemies, which include the democrats, the republicans, his former staff, and almost every attorney in the usa, trump gets more people showing up when he's serving pizza than his opponents get. and at an entire rally, and what's the message? it's obvious, i'm going to make margarita great again, but the main concern is this, did he leave without paying, like apparently he did once before, for someone who is facing around 10,000 felony charges, it's good to see him

having a good time handing out pizzas, because it's handy to have an alternative career, just in case it doesn't go his way in the presidential election, but he's also doubtless aware that even as he feeds... the masses, democrats and perhaps republicans are working on the latest anti-chump campaign, pizza gate.

in yet another example of the current state of western society in the garden, a subset of which is germany, pack of dog identifying humans, you heard me right, dog identifying humans has prompted cause for animal control after footage of their berlin meetup went viral, an estimated thousand people who prefer to be recognized, not as humans, but as canins instead, organized the gathering at the berlin, pottsama plats railroad station in central germany, communicating only by. or barking at one another, this is what happens when you have nothing serious to worry about,

and you don't allow parents to discipline their children properly. never mind transgender issues, we are to trans species self-identification now, obviously a whole new breed of... some critics have offered to put the heard's canin instincts to the test, just take them to the siberian tundra and let's see if they hunt as pack or eat each other or both. the whole situation has raised yet another pertinent question: should their human rights be replaced with animal rights? whatever the case it seems quite obvious that the world has finally gone to the dogs. that's all for this time, me again to see who's identifying as what, who's taking their dirty laundry to washington, and who sleepy joe shuffles away from next. that's all on press tv with me, lambotopic and cats and dogs.

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