welcome to the lower show where you get the real headlines with none of the mersey are going to live out of washington d.c. now we've got a great show for you tonight but first let's start off by taking a look at what the mainstream media has decided to miss. hey guys i need some scripts over here soundbites are so you know what the mainstream media has decided to miss guys but we're both everybody.

let's not. we are the mainstream. so i would welcome the daily insider baseball b.s. rundown everybody huge political news today coming from within the white house news it'll probably only facts about one hundred people talk so little that we will spend an entire hour discussing as if the future of the world depends on it and i'll continue getting paid exorbitant amounts of money to talk about things but no one else in the country relates to while trying to distract them from that fact by playing really intense background music let's begin with the lighthouse of the day it's all we need so they're trying to get festive over in the west wing this morning pumpkin curry soup is what's on the menu now personally i'm a huge pumpkin fan pumpkin pie. and cheese cake. i'm going hot shockley. french toast. pumpkin bread.

are going to stop but you know i could go on all day anyway back to the super day pumpkin curry actually live a skeptical that like me was a big weekend here in d.c. a lot of how we even parties pretty sure that half of the press corps still hung over our indian spices that really the best idea. just. gurgling enters. every kind of the white house but all right let's move on from the soup of the day to the other news the only matters to a small and exclusive group of people right here in washington d.c. . just over sixty days left until the iowa caucuses and until we start having fewer candidates to talk about on a daily basis here on the daily inside baseball b.s. rundown just a thought that makes me want to die inside a little bit but enough about me let's talk to the candidates opinion polls the car collection of certain lawmakers republican voters still seem completely lost on it which candidates to their liking a new poll done by the a low to show is a very telling so joining me to discuss the poll and much more as that is not you

heard on the hill reporter for roll call and. alex assistant editor for think progress or are you guys thanks for joining me tonight so is this poll i mean are you with me here right or republican voters don't really seem to know what's going on there is suffering clearly from this flavor of the month mentality. but it's very important i'm glad we're getting down to the bottom of it well i'm not really sure if you've ever seen anything like this before so this is quite a new poll and if we take a look at the results here it says that sixty eight percent of waters say that they could be swayed if herman cain was white forty nine percent say they could be swayed and michele bachmann was a man and seventy three percent a whopping seventy three so they could be swayed and running with a little. prize whether mitt romney number because a large portion of republican voters it's important member bags themselves those i would think you'd have a much higher proportion of voters would see themselves in romney a little bit so i think we might be having some people who are misidentifying

themselves in the polls i'm going to watch out for that's a really good point that as part of the roll call reporter i think you know the bachmann being a man probably would make sense most presidents of the united states if not all of them have been men so it would make sense that that would be comfortable for voters about this one came thing i mean is the republican party clearly have a fear of black people i mean i. i mean you know it's color i i don't see that i mean you know i don't think that's that's really appropriate to talk about and i don't always say yeah exactly i don't think that color is really the story i think that there was a really good headline a few months ago about is america prepared for two african-american presidents back to back should we get some other color in there. right so a little a little punk and curry in the white house what do you think about curry after holiness. classic axelrod pumpkins grown in iowa

a clear message that i will voters think about the republicans but don't forget about me i'm still the president i'm going to serve your soup really go to two comes up and we're going to be a little different this time they're really getting in there they're going to it's no more mr nice guy everyone's been talking about you know how the gloves are off and i think they really need and with prices in the curry in the pocket and not to mention harkening back to the obama's you know no blue america no red america orange america orange america i mean i think that's the new america here goes orange let's move on to another little issue here if we're going to talk about pumpkins really take my gloves off if this issue of loyalty when it comes to your state and so somebody compiled a few numbers out there and they took a look at every debate that rick perry has participated and thus far so it turns out that in the five presidential debates that rick perry participated in he's used the word texas eighty three times and that is more than four times and any other candidate has referred to their own state i mean is that is that

a forgivable offense when it comes to the other chants or is that just treasonous. it's almost treasonous extrapolating way too broadly from the one cab driver a spoke to in iowa the last time i was there i would say that i will voters care tremendously about how many times people mention their states they're looking for at least thirty forty references of debate so rick perry is clearly well ahead of this particular metric here and i think that's going to pay major dividends in the caucuses now due to this i'm not sure maybe you guys did this study so how how often he mentioned iowa because that same cab driver told me that he prefers to be mentioned twice to every once for texas well i mean this is one of the things we constantly forget about the political system right when we decide to iowa new hampshire matter more than everybody else texas largest state i think maybe maybe it's right that rick perry mentions texas eighty three times but i think a good eighty five could really put him over the edge but if you do the more there's still november we have five debates i'll be looking forward to i will be

counting as i'm sure you well how many times texas is. obviously i think you know in the rankings of g.o.p. word priority you want to get reagan number one obviously tax taxes number two and the taxes they're almost the same word you know you can maybe kind of mashing together get two points for each time you mention it tax this tax tax this i like i want to think of a use the next time during the debate. let's move on to another issue here to talk about. and i have a picture here for all the viewers to take a look at this is representative john campbell's ferrari five fifty and it was parked outside the capitol on a recent day and so this is causing a bit of you know people are upset about it right this is the moment when you don't want to pretend like you're the one percent we have this whole ninety nine percent rhetoric that's going on you know if you hippias them how are putting it out there what was the reaction like on the hill that explained earlier every day you're

there every day when we saw this ferrari actually this is a hard hitting story that i've been following for months. john campbell representative campbell is actually he's a collector of cars he has something like fifteen classic cars every six months or so he ships another one out here this is fact people and and so but the ferrari is his day to day car is the commuter car this is where he goes to and from work he has another car that's kind of like a weekend car and he actually has a home for them in virginia where they can rest between their long voyage so he actually drives this on his. every day car yeah i mean if you google it actually this is this is true if you google it there's a sighting of him in the car in like two thousand on or early you know you know i believe you know actually there was a sighting of him in a car in two thousand and three two outside of the checkers down in southwest washington now fortune running out of time today but so before we go very quickly

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out that despite what you've heard by now respectable americans of all ages and all backgrounds are joined in this and i saw it on top of the people drumming and sucking off the t.v. the government one that i told you about before now there are all kinds of people at occupy d.c. but still the kind of people that would never want to associate with become parents instilling a hatred of capitalism in their children at a very young age people whose only real skill in life is dancing. and this. seriously guys it will ta sally now since they're all losers and have no jobs they are willing to take some time in their pathetic effort at self-improvement their attempts to make themselves somewhat presentable there for a start dining experience and yes these people pretend to be suffering eating dessert. making them. and their expensive clothing

and that's why you saw correctly that as a designer serf brand they even step out from their luxury accommodations to help us get to the bottom of all this socialist nonsense and this seems college i decided to ask him a gotcha question that i knew would completely invisible point in the movement but still even with no way to answer correctly like is he still using his wall street backed a.t.m. card occasionally when my dad put money on it for me. just what i thought i've been using it to feed the kitchen so the only thing we can all agree on here is that they're all gerth list dirty hippies stuff. or can we the idea that there are people starving in america is unconscionable private banks teaming up with big corporations that it's ninety nine percent of the people that you know want to push to the bottom and that's what happens separation of corporation and state democracy rather than an oligarchy right now we have the rule

by the rich and what we need is the rule by the people who. whenever. our guys coming up on the other side of the break michele bachmann herman cain and rick santorum debate on this special holiday edition of iran fell. to the east the repetition of. what a protest nobody seems to know. that never ever sprayed the face of the argument that they're being overly dramatic.

you know sometimes you see a story and it seems so for you think you understand it and then something else in here sees some other part of it and realize that everything is ok. i'm charging welcome to the big picture.

mr. ok buddy welcome to our g.'s street northwest republican presidential debate now wait the mainstream media have been selectively allowing candidates to participate over the last couple of months leaving people out like gary johnson and so tonight we're going to continue that tradition actually going to make it even more exclusive joining me are republican presidential candidates herman cain rick santorum and michele bachmann and rick perry could be here tonight as campaign hasn't commented but word on the street is he's in rehab and since mitt romney just

schools the other candidates every time and wrong to say it on foreign policy we've also left them out and his wife are on a luxury vacation at an undisclosed location and jon huntsman mr huntsman isn't bitten by a goat while campaigning in new hampshire so we want to risk allowing a rabbit candidate on the stage right let's get started candidates thank you so much for joining me tonight and we're going to start with issue number one on the mind of many americans right now a recent census figures have shown us that in two thousand and ten poverty levels went up so now forty six million people forty six point two million people in this country are living below the poverty line if you look at the official unemployment numbers over nine percent if you look at the real unemployment numbers as measured by the you six sixteen over sixteen percent poverty. what's going on where you. is the better applause line you know this is this is this is one of the serious issues that are facing the nation right now poverty they

want a president and as a candidate do you have any good promises any good ways that you can promise to bring this country back on to its speed to fix the economy to drag people out of poverty. well look look our economy is rusty it's old it could use you could use a good lube up and that's why what i would do is i would i would take the corporate tax rate that we have and i take it down to zero right now we have corporations spending hundreds of millions of dollars to hire tax evasion a lobbyist so they to spend that money to put people to work and that's what i would do with my plan and with my plan we create this great for all jobs and profits and get that economy back moving again bachmann yourself please tell us how you would lube up the economy well i also agree that we need to be reaching war on the tax rate i think that we need to go down to

a lower tax rate so that the good people of america who are creating jobs can continue to do that you want to wage war on the tax rate or on the people of america that pay taxes well now brackets a little confusing i know but it's really the tax rate it's the tax rate. ok moving on mr cade how are you any any lube plans. to handle problem. with overcoming this need that you have with froth it's a matter of fact over there but i would actually feed the poor to the rich. specially those occupy wall street people who are living in a in fantasy zone i have a song about which i'll sing a little later. but i'll get back to the fans. very much like you've heard of the song looking for the fantasy but let's stop talking about the economy nobody cares

about that crap anyway let's move on to what really matters in this country social issues and i'd like to play you a little video as i said rick perry one of the presidential candidates could not be here tonight and word has a he's in a rehab and some of it could have to do with this latest speech that he could take a look. i come from a state you know there's a place called. you work at the end of the slogans man is it. right. it's a candidate i want you to respond in preferably thirty seconds to one minute answers what exactly do you think rick perry was on marketing that speech well i would say oxycontin because he's a lot like a pizza very cheesy when you know it's. like that rush limbaugh told me that. well you know if i had.

a. canvas to wring from marrow. it's a gateway drug which comes after i think a great action of masturbation which i'm strongly against mr santorum you have any suggestions here for what you think right or wrong i know rick perry i know he's a good guy but i think i think he's had a little too many survey says with all the illegal immigrants he's partying with down in texas if i was president i'd build a wall there and i wouldn't rick perry's party with the illegal immigrants down there in texas i'm going to say. nine nine nine tax plan is much better for him because nine nine nine is is a round numbers he said it was a flat we're not we're not talking about nine nine nine right now you know you know there's just you know everything larry i would take the zero you have to look at

the u.s. may have stolen my my target list was literally the audience actually has weighed in on this question as well that i just asked you in terms of what rick perry was on and some people out there are thinking that perhaps gardasil may have something to do with a little too much h.p.v. vaccine has finally gotten out to his brain ok so now i want to show you a clip as we all know it's hard to win today and this is a horrible horrifying thing according to some that's happening right here in this nation's capital take a look at. the twenty fifth anniversary of the ideal routes twenty five years ago decided to just run down the street a lot of fun and then what everybody drinks and sleep to. one of the top ten events . are so that's something that is called the. high heel drag race right here in washington d.c.

in the capital of the nation any thoughts on the time i do i just would like to say that if i were made president the first thing i would do is offer my husband marcus's clinic to anyone who is involved in that kind. and well i think i think it's time the stories told us here please know mr santorum how would you rather kate or would you eradicate the drag queen high heel race if you were to become president well of course i would i would rather keep it it looks like an occupy wall street movement to me looking at that video but i would lock everybody up there and maybe ship them on down to texas where rick perry can petition off mr cain well i would have locked all these gay people up but one of those men looks like a woman that worked for me at the national restaurant association so i think i'd better be quiet right now so we're going to get into the natural or national

restaurant association in a little bit but really quickly we have to take a break candidates please hold tight audience we'll be right back. if you just sit. around a noodle seated money listen to this. cigarette wait for obama. that's. the good stuff we found out what. we should do ships a credit card you got it debt it's you i described it from college i am hundred thousand dollars and sat down i don't have friends if i don't have a job but that doesn't matter because i just made best friends like that. every day sometimes twice a day for you how do you love going out drinking with all the you i mean ted oh my t.v. show. i mean i just got laid off. that . it's for you know. this is

a paid advertisement brought to you by the evil consistency engine of america. ok everybody welcome back to our g. street northwest republican presidential debate let's continue on with the candidates tonight here we have in our company mr herman cain michele bachmann and rick santorum now first of all i want to question you about the president president obama currently has been hailed as a foreign policy success on the economy might not be doing so well he took out osama bin laden he took out anwar locky and he took out omar gadhafi not only that but he's also winding down the both the wars in iraq and in afghanistan so how would you compete with that which you follow on in obama's footsteps if you were to become president or do you reverse any of his foreign policy actions bring people back from the dead perhaps. i think he's making a terrible mistake here we're losing the iraq war and i i happen to know for a fact from inside sources that it wasn't. it wasn't obama who killed bin laden

dick cheney was own that helicopter with those navy seals. what we need to do is bring back. our speaking hurry up hurry up there you go to the arches of evil iran syria and san francisco and we'll take care of this problem iran syria san francisco interesting choice there well a lot out i would like to expand on our previous thing that i said about iraq needing to pay us back i would also like to see countries like guatemala who we so generously gave syphilis i would love to see them you know pay us back for that or chip pan i mean we did we ended the war for them in hiroshima so if they could pay us back for that to reimbursement this or he would you support any reimbursements of those type. of. reimbursement for pizza but i think we need to do that now for bad foreign policy i can't comment on it myself

because i have no. the idea what i'm talking about with form do you think san francisco should be part of the axis of evil i think it should be there are too many gay people there. and what i saw at the drag race i'm going to keep my mouth shut because she does look like some people. are afraid that's all the time we have for that question now i want to move on to mr cain you were a guest on the sunday morning talk show face the nation of bob schieffer the other morning and the topic of discussion was this controversial ad that you put out that included your campaign manager mark block smoking a cigarette and so here mr schieffer decided to question you and what message you think that sense it's take a listen. i don't know if since this signal that it's cool to slow no it does not mark block smokes best. as we were trying to say it's cool to smoke and you have a lot of people in this country to smoke but. so you said your piece you don't

think it's cool to smoke that's not what you're trying to say in the ad do you think it's cool to smoke mrs bachmann i can tell you alone that a woman outside of rally told me that smoking can kill you so i'm going to go with no i believe that that's perhaps a scientific fact that a lot of you know science would back up that claim that smoking can be incredibly detrimental to your health and also can increase your chances of lung cancer or stroke but i do i trust the good american people to give me information like that i would be i would be the anti-smoking candidate on this stage because it is an assault on the family now not because of secondhand smoke but i happen to know because i have heard from someone that smoking causes homosexuality and that is an assault on the family that i want to stand for. and you guys leave that we're already at a time unfortunately china running and i want to start again it was right there but

we're running out of time to get to the last question here because we want to have a little bit of fun and so very quickly for each of you we have a would you rather this is not going to start with you would you rather have sex with a welfare recipients or an illegal immigrant oh well and this alone i have to say i'm highly offended by the very notion that i would associate with either of those people it's a would you rather you have to pick one. you know. ok i mr santorum would you rather have sex with chaz bono or marcus bachmann. but what is the anatomy on chaz bono. i think about may still be up for for debate but. we have to we have to go here so mr cain would you rather have sex with one of the women that you sexually assaulted in the one nine hundred ninety s. or one of your future victims that you have yet to sexually assault future victims know that car gas used are you can it's i have to wrap it up that's all the time we

have tonight thank you for joining us and thank you at home for watching this northwest republican presidential debate. our welcome back everybody we're going to do a little bit of our post-debate coverage right now try to wrap up all of the loose ends we thank you all for watching on t.v. all of you for participating online looks like we had a lot of viewers today for this special place in politics republican debate that we have this evening now let's take a look at what some of you had to say we took a few online polls and first of all i wanted to know who won the debate we decided to ask people and it seems like there's a lot of confusion here right and we've seen look at first the people we're going with but bachmann then when they started going over herman cain then there were going to drag down over to santorum going back to bachmann and then what oh it looks like i mean this is a little odd for it's is it wrong paul it is not everybody out of the park ninety nine percent i think what really happened here is that our viewers just got

a little bit confused and that's ok that's ok we'll let it slide but i think what they all really mean by and are here let's not forget right the one true republican that really can only win every debate so it looks like ronald reagan really came out as the clear winner tonight now we hope as we had a lot of audience participation so i think all of you for giving us your word now we have one more poll to that we decided to take see what people thought. let's move on to the next slide here. all right. a lot of words you hear repeated over and over again right a lot of talking points that are used when it comes to debates so we decided to have a little fun we want to get the young people involved we couldn't get a hologram in this time we did decide to ask you what you think would be the best word to play a debate drinking game with and which you know what got you the most wrong so. not nine nine nine said it sixteen.