on larry king live larry of the cable guy the man who made get er done famous talks about his blue collar addicts can't sit down and go to create a country it's one of those things that just head to head direct why audiences can't get enough of them you know that's a misconception about me a lot and it really pisses me off people think all he just said other that the reason for this or he said that's not true at all and get personal you know and i'm still see gay this gay man i couldn't care less plus i'm like oprah i get fat on the internet lose weight and some that's all next on larry king now. welcome to larry king our guest today is the of the larry the cable guy with

comedian who turned the phrase get er done into a national phenomenon a multi platinum recording artist grammy nominee a billboard award winner and the host of only in america with larry the cable guy his real name by the way is daniel with me since you are daniel with me tonight is my real name and why you larry the cable guy why did you steal my name. well you know i started out as a comedian and started doing his character on stage a cable installer. and a buddy of mine had a morning show and he said man i need characters you got a call and do that cable guy it's a lariat so i call the radio station one day and call now from member first thing i ever said i call they go around and around and i want you no one made it ok now you know made way to program go and i go who's this i go it's the cable guy they go

looking first name and i went. larry. that's it that's pretty much pretty much the first thing i thought of and so it got popular and i did it because it was fun it was a fun thing to do i enjoyed doing it people got a kick out of that i never expected in a million years what happened but that's why they call me larry the cable so the cable guy bit was just part of your act yeah i was just gone over the years and the art of my act yeah but you did liam is going to be the funniest part of my act you little me. middle name is lawrence my middle name is lawrence and you laurence with you know how to get er done i did that you know i started saying and on the radio in. ninety one i mean what whatever you got to do larry did get er done give one hundred ten percent just go do it get er done i mean when i did the first of the radio station when i get are they go get it and looks at me and i go well i don't know but whatever you got to do you. just cut it all and i mean it was crazy i'll

never forget it i had done it on the radio for about a year and a half. and i was on a station in tampa ninety five y. and f. and it just got syndicated in orlando and i didn't get those stations where i lived i just did the phone has now didn't know what was going on i remember i went into a doggone record shop in one thousand nine hundred one and. i'm leavin the record shop and some guys saying good bye to his buddy that worked there and he goes i was you know i'll see he goes on see what everybody was saying he goes as he was leaving he goes i get in and is wanted but he goes get it and he yelled back good or none and i go what and i go hey word you hear that. man some guy on a morning show here in orlando says it larry the cable guy you know if we get er done and i went i go debt's me he goes yeah right i go in i go. not even close and can't sit down and go i'm going to create

a catchphrase it's one of those things that just has to happen you know so what were you always levels so i'm always sleeveless you know as. well i'm sleeveless because i'm not exactly in the best of shape i'm not you know i always fluctuate you know i'm like oprah i get fat and when i lose weight and you know what i mean here there's a lot in comparison when i think of you i think of a lot of people do forbes rates you among the highest paid celebrities you up there would be include your friend jeff foxworthy where does the money come from where you earned it where we are earnings you got that big commercial a sale everywhere whatever the sleeves question how did you learn the slaves why did you but you're still you know you said the weight then so you want to get out of your arms you are the i got the answer so i move quick k. on larry b. east and do. the money comes from all do you know live to or date is generally the best thing live two or nate's manager just been so many things i

mean i had a book out and then movies came and i never thought i'd ever do movies and they were one may do movies so i said yeah why not and when you work made you work open air arenas i mean your big houses yeah you know it that's one thing about my career i'm really excited about you know i. i think i'm the only comedian that is work to remain and as long as i work i know steve martin did arenas it in any movie did arenas really is we mean outdoors big spots i'm talking basketball arenas ten thousand toward thousand people and i know they did those i mean i read steve martin's book he worked the same places i was working which was awesome but they only did him for a year and a half two years i'm going on this is i'm going on my ninth street year a deal and i mean and so it's a lot of fun how do you assess your own success when you why do you think people gravitate to you know what i think pretty much an average guy i grew up on

a pig farm in the midwest. very approachable mean to people i like peep. will people can come up to me and talk to me i think i prefer that in my act you see so as for parts of the country yeah i really am of the northeast yeah no doubt you know that's a misconception about me a lot and it really pisses me off people think oh he just a southern actor he's for this or he said that's not true at all i mean i sell ice so in pennsylvania i sell in maine i sell in upstate new york i sell in new york i mean i remember i was going to work in new york and the guy actually had to write an apology i don't remember who the guy was he was a critic in new york city and i was work at radio city music hall and he was and yeah good good luck you know now you're coming to the blue states good luck and i'm thinking to come out of the blue states i'm in work in pennsylvania and selling out

ten thousand seat arena as i that's pretty blue state so i come down there in the same weekend that i'm at radio city music hall jamie foxx is it madison square garden and soul the two shows in about six hours and i ended up doing i think redistribute holds about six thousand people actually two hundred i ended up doing but won't thousand four hundred people jamie foxx did about nine thousand so to jamie foxx and he got good press and i did so you know what it's a misconception all over the country i've got great fans your accent is you're from nebraska right from nebraska is that in the bread it's unclear how this is so the larry it's a hybrid let me get this out away right away get it up i went to college i'm from nebraska good upon a pig farm town of two hundred mill know where i grew up with cattle farmers and pig farmers i moved to florida florida is is a southern state regardless of how many people moved down here from the north me is

not but the rest writers but it is full of crackers and went to florida and i was a country kid so i tell around with only cracker kids from florida got it so you picked up yeah it well. and then i went to college in georgia and my roommate was from beaumont texas and mother moved from dalton georgia and i defy anybody i'll tell you right now i defy anybody to hang around with two guys from don't georgia in beaumont texas for three straight years and not start talking like. i just picked it up and then i met foxworthy and we just got together and it would just became a part of me and he this is the third year of only in america with larry the cable guy it's third season tell me about the show how it came about was the concept yeah you know it was something that would be really cool for two reasons number one i feel like it was a good positive show about america you know when this show started coming now

everybody was pretty much down on the country you couldn't go anywhere america's is america's that people are omes citizens are and i said i want to do a show that is positive and make people proud to be here i want to do a show on success stories people who came here from other countries why did they come to america they came here because it's the freest country in the world and if they have a dream and they work hard they bust ass they can achieve that dream they do go around meeting people and so like for instance real quick sand billy fireworks biggest fireworks company in the world the guy came here mr them billy came here without a dime in his pocket did auden in jobs got him a savings made him some money had a family to raise took almost everything made and wrist it to build this business and but he did it he employs a ton of people it's a great american success story so we when we build fireworks and he shows me what he did i meet his family i show people what it's like so that's it there's

different cultures in our country that form one great culture and i want to show everything and i never want to know what i'm doing till the day i get there and i want to be spontaneous right and it's been really good i've met. and fun people. it's just been fun and the second reason why i like it everything i do you know larry the cable guys this larry the cable guys that this show gives me an opportunity to not only be glued to cable guy i do the character that i created but it gives me an opportunity to be myself as well so when there's a part that serious and we're talking serious i member when we were doing a show with a guy down in houston texas and he was in the parade our car parade its biggest thing in texas three hundred thousand people show up and he was a mexican immigrant and he no he was jewish immigrant he was from israel and he married a mexican immigrant they're both immigrants and he had his car painted up and he was so proud of this car because it had american soldiers on it and he came in when

he was a kid all he dreamed about was coming to america he wanted to be free and these are the guys they got a sore freedom oh my gosh and he started crying and i mean it was a touching moment oh and so obviously i'm not going to be like that is that your battle you know i mean i'm not going to you know to me you think when biz whole thing came about that it was kind of weird that larry the cable guy would be on the history channel a little bit as only it wouldn't work yeah when they asked me to do it i thought well that's kind of strange but you know what the history channel i thought of that just rechannel likes me and they have faith in me that i can put together a product that they say that they like and they they think i'm the guy for the job i was pretty flattered about it so i'm good i'm glad they asked me to did one did one portion involves snakes and you it does do with snake does it one thing to snuff or. maybe made a hunchback in

a limbo contest i'm going to tell you. they had me doing alligators they had me doing snakes i had to do one doing shows on people that work with these things and their lifestyle and so i had to go and i immersed myself in these lifestyles now the latest i did i told them no more alligators i've done about seven shows in the first two seasons why literally almost lost a leg and arm working with you don't need to put out again i don't need i said i'm done with out years no more so this season when they go we go hunt poisonous snakes and spiders so we moved up to that we had we down in florida we had to milk a what is it not on hot on total total ibra the cobra king cobra. that thing came up like this flared up i'm standing about where that camera is and so i was kind of like looking at it and what's it going to do and i kind of came toward it and i did one of those little i went come on king cobra let. me just

screw around and that thing went. and it got right there and i mean it was really stupid i'm an idiot you are going oh yeah i was true these and these shows i'm really scared i mean it's i'm doing some stuff that's pretty dangerous you've got a lot of success your comedy roasts and everything to you as this big pharma from nebraska do you have a pinch yourself every day and you did it right i do every day it's the most incredible thing and that's that's why i'm glad i'm only in america i myself i'm like an american that's nori you know i mean i just this kid growing up in pony's city nebraska and united and i found a career that i thought i enjoyed you like pigs love them yeah oh yeah well before we go to break what's a special thing we don't know about pigs pigs are the smartest barnyard animal there is and is more of a. pig you can train a pig to do anything i'm not kidding

a pig is my alltime and they're lovable and they're godly and you really can't you get a mess around in dirt why and who doesn't know you got a point once in a thing like must run and there. was a jewish guy from new york the best around in dirt over once in a breast and always in the breast and larry on why he won't leave the corner house just eight plus daniel maybe larry sounds obama comics next maybe i'll turn into elizabeth. if the main competitor girl on the market is mother nature. may customers struggle with to. fight for each drop from an old turkey supply not. to let people think i are prices pure want to. lie on our teeth. they use it up there and

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you know how sometimes you see a story and it seems so. you think you understand it and then you glimpse something else you hear or see some other part of it and realized everything you thought you knew you don't know i'm tom harpur welcome to the big picture. our guest is larry the cable guy your big break was these radio shows yeah these radio shows were my big break morning radio was always good to me i'm a morning radio always let me have me on air you still drop in on some i do and now and then i'm not as much as i used to because i get so busy and i'm going you know i get kids and a wife and i need some family time but you know i was always a fan of the old time comedian so my actual one liner act one joke at any of the loved henny youngman charlie callus was a really nice doggie well fly but yeah not all which i'd put him in my christmas

specials and great guy he was awesome and so that's so i have always dictated my act i love the one liners and so it's just boom boom boom boom boom and that that's how. the greatest show of all time take my wife please is four words right any go yeah exactly one liners exact you have two young kids what kind of father idea. i'm going to be i was worried because i you know when i want to move my thirteen year old daughter have a beer in front her two kids so you know she kind of gets your day that need to know you know i'm a good dad seriously i love my kids my little girl's. game i got to check your facebook i think she's six five and a half my little boy six and a half she's five and a half of them like you right it's the greatest thing in the whole world and he would and i feel bad now he my my little boys having trouble in math you know i feel bad you got to do the school thing you know we're going where. oh let me tell

you this my little boy but teacher said his teacher goes he's having trouble in math and i'm like what the hell you want me to do by you the teacher you know it's goes well mathematics is inherited through the father and i'm like oh good lord looks like he's got about a forty forty chance of passing a math lesson you know but i got all d's and asked my report card one time my dad was a preacher he was real strict and i came home of all d's and s. and i'm trying to figure out you know how to poison his food maybe kill him something you know and he said it was your poor car and i said well i got good news and bad news but that book or dead bad news is it's all d's and f.'s but the good news is i didn't cheat to get those marks ok that's all my work on it do you have a copy to test as i didn't and it kind of ties into the history one subject i did like was history and i remember i and to write a paper one time my freshman year in college and i didn't know what to write it on and i was a history buff and i was i here's what i thought i said you know what i'm going to write on the history of pornography because i have always wondered how that

started i mean it's just fascinating work to do it on i'll tell you what i did larry one sunday afternoon to write this paper i had nothing to do one sunday afternoon so i said from the computer and i punched in pornography. next thing i know it's tuesday. and and i'm out of socks ok by the way blue collar that's funny. word is blue collar look what blue collar me with their little collar is working class folks a little color comics read backs of the old conservative in nature of the old does it all been right wing i can't say for anybody else are gainers yeah i'm a conservative no more libertarian conservative as of late pretty much leave me alone yeah pretty much let me let me my emanuel business you know i know that's one thing i can forget about the country lately is why can't people mind your own

business you know what i mean it's like member the guy that sued kentucky fried chicken because it was too much trans fat in the chicken so we do kentucky fried chicken in my thought is will it keep your fat ass out of kentucky fried chicken if you don't like it why you got to ruin it for everybody else but on the other side do you care. if gays play football or get married you know what i'm so sick of hearing about gay this gay lead i couldn't care less it ain't nobody if you stand by your code it is to be what they want to be right in my life and all you know. they get get so irritated you know. pete i wish people would i don't know when we turned into a nation of three year old babies but everything offends everybody everything and fans will live in the freest greatest country in the world that's why there are so many people bitching about stuff because they got a to goodness country there's other countries you don't hear a bitch and you know what i've pretty cause i gotta go out and try to find something that's what we got we we bitch about everything it's like you live in

american life no we're free to bitch we're free to bitch i think it gets ridiculous after a while son of a bitch live your life leave other people alone and just enjoy your life enjoy being an american it's a great country why you got everything alright teach me rednecks tutorial could i learn a tutorial or here's one of them say to. go like this say i was just in here when you go boy it's warm here are two you would get to knowledge friedman him go to ferment for i did get a new redneck free ice my nipples got there before i did you know larry come on i just gotta go i just gotta. got is the day goldman nipple got to day by god it's so goddamn cold one nipples got there five minutes before i did my weenie was in any all week my meaning was in many all week i got a flushed a cup and travel i could have players to cover not got drove it looked like

a helmet sitting on shrubbery looked like a home with me i don't know what the hell i'm talking about when i'm on c that's the cool thing about people wonder why i do what i do in a southern accent i picked it up a long time ago when i talk like it's. wherever so it's easy to come to but it's just different phrases so say any phrase you would say normally say any phrase normally to me which way you go on ok which way you go on what's funnier saying this he which way you guys gone or this oh i. i wonder if you know why it up to you go ahead and why you know is what you know what i mean. just the way you say things in the in that dialect is just the workers have a flair to do your saving everybody has something that's funny i find the new work when just as funny but i also it's harder for me to do in new york dialect without dropping an f. bomb because it just got hammered out you know you just had that this one is

a little more geared to not a bad language i don't want any other to. go to the directions how to get to new yorkers or i just go with myself yeah that's the old way of by the way young woman on twitter wants to know if you take her to her problem oh man you know what i would i guess i hate answer nose because i never know what my schedule is a lot of girls come on with you are you a female sex object it is really bizarre larry how the women actor and you know i think the thing is i think women like it just because you're a male being a female the try to meet your female i mean. i did this word about are you a sex object. i look back in the day my wife thinks i'm six minutes quit is really crazy when you're on stage oh so you get a lot cuter girls a pair if i didn't do comedy it's power no but when you're on stage all year for a condensor washington you know what i'm talking about i had

a girl hit on me one time right in front of my wife and she got pissed and she's like you know what i'm going go to the bus i'm like you better go to the bus this is really good she was mad i mean it takes balls for you to hit on already and it's in a dead bang. you travel on a bus right you go by bus. yeah we tried let's do busses re-add i don't want to but i'm not like the us i loved your white plains not a big flying i do if i have to but i'm not a big fan of ok we would like to play a game called if you only knew what first girl you kissed first girl i kiss actually kister and i loved her it seemed out of the first girl the whole thing was the first girl always she was a lot older than me they called him cougars now oh i just i called her and donna them but they were all you cougar now. she's a very i don't think. you thirteen twelve actually was three weeks ago. you have

a guilty pleasure we don't know about what something you enjoy that maybe. i enjoy listening to barry manilow in a pink in a torrid wearing brown boots mean to. favor doesn't favorite redneck play pastime what's the favor than rednecks like to do i like to go out and shoot guns on target practice i just not go to shoot what do you like were john wooden was what he is but you got a lot of money what do you spend money on you know i believe or not i spend most of my money i started learning how to play golf you kidding no because there's a lot of people who invite me to their charity events and they're all golf tournaments and i sick and tired of suck and so i said i'm only learn how to play so i've spent a lot of money trying to learn how to play golf and look good on the course jackie gleason told me if you ego ever gets carried away just go play golf yeah yeah you drew siri golf is one of the major causes attraction or. tell

me something no one knows about you. i have two penises. on that note. thank you larry this will go worldwide going to this i think that's going to that's going to track it's a going to track pictures of it later on the internet hey so i guess the whole area is larry the cable guy and you can find me on twitter at kings things and i still only have one will see you next time but it's unbelievably massive.

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