i think if i could give jamie diamond a present for christmas it would be syphilis so that he could experience firsthand what everyone around the world experiences with his day to day banking terrorism what about don't do it all's well that what we get from may. well for george osborne my first choice would be maybe a little polonium two ten maybe not bad aggressive something along the lines of. some form of walk from a fog off farm in france to kind of personify what's happening to the world of banks they're being stuffed with all this cheap cash and in the end they're going to harvest it and his liver along with a bunch of ducks will be exempt take it out and sold on the open market right. at the j.p. morgan christmas party entertainment what would you do. for the curse of party entertainment j.p. morgan that's a good question i guess we have to hire some. of the cast of

the soprano's to come in and reenact some of the famous scenes there where several people got a whacked i think that be very entertaining you could say been put on paper of you i think is a fantastic way to extend the brand of j.p. morgan j.p. morgan makes the sopranos bankers get gunned down while you're cheering on the likes of tony soprano this is a great cross media opportunity even high that the staff full the christmas party for they. were going to cook up. oh well i'm going to stick to my theme i think for the christmas dinner for the banks there's again he have to give them a visual reference of what happens when a ducks like them are plotting the world economy their livers get extended in fat to the point where they must be harvested so twenty fourteen will be the year that the world harvest the banker's liver they take all that money that's been stuffed down their gullit and they break it up like

a pin yada and all that money is distributed to those who have been screwed and plucked in abuses by these horrible banks or so twenty fourteen is the year of the banker pin yada everyone should get a big stick and prepare themselves for this i've got a lot of talk going into that what's going to be inside those christmas crackers on the data table. on the christmas crackers i think we're going to find many bitcoin because the coin is going to be the gift that keeps on giving for twenty fourteen i myself purchased those lovely jacket from baker and soho using corn and this is a this is a roving phenomenon across the city of london merchants are realizing that a big coin or bust you don't want to do business with the banks or big coin is the future now i think and what was going to be dressing up as a christmas cake. the christmas turkey this year on battle has got to be tony blair he likes getting naked he likes dressing up in strength candies he likes parading

around the ship flashing his moves these male breasts that hang down to do this in the public i think you make the perfect christmas turkey he loves the being stuffed from the bankers from behind and he's a guy that looks great on a plate nice. thing to write to open it to people why you've got to do a baby. out of the don't cate. well this year so to me is quite i think obvious the baby jesus is personified by nakamoto and bitcoin i think that's pretty obvious and then the angel would be my co-host a servant of the cars or. the show you know special and then the donkey unquestionably would have to be reaching back into the past gordon brown makes a perfect he's the guy who sold half of britain's gold supply at the absolute multi decade low so he's really the arse of the century thank you so much for that in saw

i have you set up a brilliant christmas my pleasure see you next year so you know. now let's get some christmas corporate news good things like the options well this is i want really old things in the jets right according to russian online auction monitor. goes to the best summons this year the most amount of things books dolls silver dishes and christmas tree decorations in the last three weeks alone more than five thousand items and sells. in christmas time is all about the look something friendship so much is energy giant rough draft in the u.s. made my bolt hot completed the creation of a joint venture that will spend up to three hundred million dollars on developing. western siberia and last that will have access to excellence projects in the gulf of mexico in the last. i don't know that a jew was a festive spirit though brushes that gas from all over the amount to spend on

investments that you have are more than twenty percent the gas giants twenty fourteen investment program will be more than a full point three billion dollars down from the amount spent to shift now the idea of christmas shopping other little best of high street is often much nicer than the reality of crazy crowds and it's queues and stressful traffic jobs now this is exactly why online shopping is now a big band ever so short circuiting creative coming up with ways to make the trip worthwhile and now the e-commerce is taking russia by storm department store attractions are getting bigger and better as i found out. that seemed. like they knew what it really was it was something that was authentic a bit completely blown up with it take you know here you know cross it down was the name was it was like man we thought this was you know the very last names like the

name o. away from this out. there that we've been driving down. various they get more about this so i mean they are one of the things that chap i was talking fun. with that you may love to quote shut out that is it ok i'm going to end it right by but well this all looks like great fun when it comes to e-commerce well it's a force to be reckoned with here in russia there are sixty million internet users also most in europe and that's why international companies like e bay and amazon they're looking at tapping into the market next is always already launched their online store and as we talk about money well this is the interesting part because by twenty eight forty russians will be spending thirty one billion dollars online by twenty fifteen that number will go up to almost. forty billion dollars now the reason why these numbers a coin being so fast is because russians are changing their attitudes of buying

online whereas in the past they've always liked to pay five times in cast now they're getting more comfortable with using their credit cards so you can say that the tide is. now talking of shipping one of the reasons why russians have typically stayed away from internet shopping is because post of russia is notoriously bad for delivering sometimes this part of the process here at the post office could be the most annoying part because people can wait months on end for a parcel not as if it ever arrives at all now post of russia they are getting better and they vow to improve the situation they're going to do so in a limbo right of ways including being more innovative being less they dependent as well as improving their online services as well and all of this is to become more profitable in the long run they've just introduced an app which you can use on apple and android as well as you can track your paso which is a brit way of getting to the way. oh you bet. on the

policies along with the pressure is piling up because fifty percent more piles are making their way to russia their shares that's how good our sons elza hard work out this year present reason is going to bar humbug on corporate christmas party plans in a speech earlier this month which is employees of state corporations should pay for their own office parties rather than using company funds. finally just a montage of turkey in here for my opinion and why you should care to look at mozart is a christmas party is what is going on i'm gutted for you know you tell me really disappointed because you know what corporate in russia or the british corporate for a. little you're going to hear you know what should or should worship games don't you agree to maybe it would be good to put that money in the pockets of the employees but there should be greater opinion my opinion is i'm a party girl and i was thinking. strip a champagne caviar i was thinking it was all going to go on i'm not disappointed well that we don't have strippers chimpy or care of your i have something you can

better look. to the r t v. yes ok this could why yes the berryman plastic tree and believe whatever i'm trying to get into this is of course is fun think legal policy no matter what they can say as. a person i say fans have to leave the scene at a time have a merry christmas and take a. nap . they're calling obama's happy smiling sophie photo with the danish and british prime ministers at the mandela funeral an international incident but before we rail on obama for doing something stupid a funeral we need to clear one thing up the washington post says that this action occurred at the memorial service after the funeral was over and trust me after

about three hours of serious lectures at a conference or some sort of super long wedding most of us would just be banging our heads against the wall out of boredom and i'd probably check my email about seven times obama's place know i said most of us but the president isn't supposed to be like most of us because he represents all of us it's one thing when you're fourteen and too stupid to realize that sophie photos at the wake after grampa's funeral is a bad idea but it's another thing entirely when one of the most photographed and powerful people on the planet takes a selfie at the memorial service of someone he claims to respect although i might sound annoyed this sophie is pretty much irrelevant this is just a big error of etiquette there are plenty of real concrete things with real consequences to be bad at obama over like our big religious wacko rebels in syria or citing into law the n.b.a. i wish with all my heart that we only had to be angry with obama over some minor etiquette errors but so. they're just a drop in the obama bucket but that's just my opinion.

don't understand you correctly that you don't believe that ad word snowden performed a public service maybe in not in the best interest of the united states but at least in the best interest of humanity here countries don't want to turn over their play book to the other side and that's essentially what's happened here it is true that it is heard a big debate about the role of our intelligence services in the united states i think that debate was coming in anyway after nine eleven but i don't think we've had sort of anything in the interest of humanity served by this episode. and you're watching the weekly now the u.k. government to snub an offer by the you to help subsidize its food banks london told

brussels such funding would be better delivered by member states individually but that's provoked anger in a country where the use of the charity hand is rising dramatically as artie's or smith reports. just a stone's throw from the seats of government in westminster is something that's becoming a more and more common sight in the u.k. this building's used as a food bank handing out emergency supplies to families so poor they can't afford to eat as the cost of living rises the number of people turning to food banks increases with its funding tighter all the time but nevertheless the government has turned down a potential twenty two million pounds in funding for food aid why because the money comes from the european view. in britain we've got a government with a very anti european ideology appears to be more keen to.

warn europe to get credit for something than to get money which can help feed hungry people if you are starving you need some food and you cry to die and this government's refusal to provide the carriage is literally taking food out to the merits of how great the european aid for the most deprived fund amounts to two and a half billion pounds but the position britain's taken means the country will receive just two point nine million and instead of using that for food aid as intended it's expected the government will spend it on helping unemployed people find work all well and good say critics but there are people who need survival basics now and this money is meant for them new charges have been filed against egypt's former president mohammed morsi he's accused of involvement in a prison break which resulted in the death of several guards during the twenty

eleven uprising against hosni mubarak the continuing crackdown against the muslim brotherhood is also taking its toll on everyday lives this is fifteen year old khaled who was arrested after he brought a ruler to school bearing the pro morsi sign the photo shows the four finger salute and gesture which would now land you in jail in egypt prosecutors claim the boy was inciting violence the muslim brotherhood unites millions of people who oppose the interim government in egypt but they say their voice is being cautious in his belt true reports it's just another reason why many gyptian is are looking elsewhere for a better life. omaha meet a young egyptian design student sits in his favorite downtown cairo cafe talking about a better life abroad three years on from participating in two thousand and eleven revolution o'mara is frustrated by the state of the country he says once he finishes his studies he'll have to leave you i have been. here your story for four

years and then you don't find a job at the end of it there are better chances are side egypt there i can find the freedom to work with the skills that i have that is one of the most important reasons forcing people to leave egypt there are eight million egyptians already abroad and others and looking to join them as the economy flatlines in the political instability even if the economy of the country will grow in the future the double digits they will never be able to accommodate every new job seekers there is going to be always a percentage of the population that would seek job elsewhere job outside the country youth unemployment rates are at a staggering seventy seven percent and that may well rise after years of turmoil for young men like almost seeking work abroad is often the only option but it's not just the economy driving egyptians to leave some fleeing and made a growing crackdown on political freedoms a growing numbers of activists are now facing jail sentences after the military

installed government enforced the law banning protests without official permission daily battles between student protesters and security forces broke egypt's campuses police and the army continue to patrol the streets here where we need democracy freedom better health care and social justice to fulfill the main demands of our revolution the police need to change the whole regime needs to have a better ideological way of dealing with egypt or more people will go and the government hopes and new constitution and upcoming elections will help stabilize egypt but until egyptians can find work and enjoy basic freedoms moreover. be forced to leave. for r.t. . some international news in brief now shocking new details have emerged from an investigation into a plane crash in the may be a last month a preliminary probe into the incident that killed all thirty three people on board mozambique airliner show the pilot deliberately caused the tragedy investigators

claim he locked himself into the cockpit before intentionally bringing the plane down his motives remain unclear and a full investigation is ongoing. thousands of demonstrators a sage the protest in front of the office of thailand's prime minister calling for her to quit she has reportedly left the capital for now earlier this month she called for a snap election in february in an effort to end weeks of political crisis in the country however the opposition says it will call the vote protesters are venting their anger is she now wants aggressive populist policies and claims she's a puppet for her brother the. premier. syrian kurds want their own delegation at next month's peace conference on syria which is being held in geneva it comes just weeks after the group declared an autonomy is government in the country kurds are

a large ethnic group in the middle east and the majority of them live in the region known as kurdistan here is the area along the borders of four countries or to syria iraq and iran and the total population of kurds here is a baggs forty million they are one of the world's largest ethnic group so that their own state that is porous they reports history could soon be in the making. discriminated repressed and divided for years the kurds were the scapegoats of the middle east but now the fortunes have turned resilient and hopeful history is on their side for four thousand years kurds lived in iraq now they're enjoying defect autonomy and many believe independence is not far away but is now practical is not run by a powerful state in baghdad and strongly believe that we are moving towards. a full independent kurdish state in the north of here across the border in turkey

as much as twenty percent of the population is kurdish they fight for independence has long been a thorn in ankara side but us of a larger longer. always called for a kurd fighters they have more weapons and they'll never give them up easily but it's in syria where the kurds face the toughest fight they're caught up in the middle of a bloody civil war their territories are being trained by al qaeda or villagers raided their people killed residents of this kurdish villages suparna forty five kilometers from aleppo say all it does is make them tougher fight as they're prepared to die to protect their land and their people over there now every night they want to restart the clashes but now we're well prepared because we made new bunkers so we have more ability to them before if they attack us we are ready to defend ourselves but if they don't we want to attack anybody. with such a strong fighting spirit and even stronger desire for sovereignty the kurdish influence in this part of the world is growing and arguably it might be only

a matter of time until a new state appears on the map of the middle east policy or r.t. while the ethnic group is now taking control of large parts of northeast syria one kurdish political analyst says the civil war there has played into their hands. because syria was emboldened by the fact that the arab spring came about of the regional powers busy with internal strife with. the stability of the government while the sunni are observing the different factions syria are fighting each other and the governments weakens. the kurds have found an opportunity to run their own issue and grab to whatever they can it ever territory. historically has been to my to take he's not very happy because what we see is if the.

the because in syria get hold of and have some sort of autonomy turkey fears that this will translate into or encourages. the kurdish population to demand the same rights or similar rights. they did their duty and were repaid with sickness servicemen with the royal air force were tasked with carrying out nuclear tests inside the strike at the height of the cold war and as artie's tesser syria now reports calls for the u.k. government to compensate them getting lighter just lydiard was seventeen when he joined the royal air force and was eventually posted to maher linger in south australia nuclear tests were carried out there in the fifty's with some publicity but minor trials reportedly continued in secrecy until the my nine hundred sixty s. run do. we knew every or for every fortnight flew in with

a nuclear flask. which we on loaded onto a lorry and it was taken away by the scientists. we didn't know what they were doing with what he turned fifty illnesses he believes were caused by his exposure to radiation that matter linga started manifesting i started off with i had tb i then started having degeneration of my spine my daughter. pancreatic condition which can only be of traced back to genetic source so i have the question in my mind was it me was it because i was there and many others are asking the same questions even before world war two radiation was a hazard the problem really is measuring it in a meaningful way very very difficult indeed nevertheless there is undoubtedly i think a tradition among the british authorities not to open up to any responsibility these

people were experimented on quite honestly i was disgraceful how those soldiers were created and they've long been asking the government for recognition and compensation their service is part of history of war your lies a future generations will not forget but for those who would actually serve the forgetting is not an option especially for those who feel that a decision they made decades ago may have cast a shadow on very lives and those of their loved ones if you look out of the country's nuclear countries a treaty that veterans and compensate them and recognize them and we stand right at the bottom of the table that is wrong france the united states and even the tiny aisle of men have already done so but the ministry of defense maintains that while there is a quote huge debt of gratitude owed to the veterans the government rejects any link between veterans' health problems and their military service citing a two thousand and ten health needs audit. overall the range and severity of

problems reported was typical of older people in the u.k. in general any veteran who believes they have suffered ill health service has the right to apply for a no fault compensation jeff knows the clock is ticking and while he's hopeful he has no illusions about how difficult the fight will be at the very least what he wants is this and so he found to. cost money money to say thank you we're like ghosts and we don't exist does or sylvia r.t. london we're going to take a quick break now i'll be back with mornings in too many. millions around the globe struggle with hunger each good. what if someone offers a lifetime food supply no charge. they can the very strong push

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know those thieves environmental protection agency and i found this on a dump site here this year it's not wait until noon on class that produces the bees and that's what i have to should be able to look at these and i believe the bishops are responsible from cradle to grave. from mexico quadrant of mental health. to murder incorporated it also belongs to the washington metro area transit politique properties of big ben estates pay trend and trademark office. please please please please please.

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former russian tycoon mikhail khodorkovsky is getting ready to meet the press after finally being reunited with his family in following his surprise really from prison . also this week eighty civilians are executed by islamist rebels in syria while western nations signal coming no. big deal for ukraine russia by fifteen billion dollars. the price of gas which. has its rescue from bankruptcy.