french man can't dance and the director is willing banks are in this b. moon they don't know if they want to be matt dillon or bob dylan ben bernanke either man of a thousand helicopters janet yellen does a tapering special effects of africa's two thousand and seven a she wanted to bail in crazy glue no worries friends law law it won't be too long before the director cuts the seam yeah it's all like that in a b. movie we're going to go scot it all this morning well if the director doesn't call cut the people of france might because you know there's a headline that reads francois hollande approval rating says new anti record. so apparently seventy nine percent of the french people hate. that's beautiful. yeah but their revolution of course being televised you see a lot of their days of rage all over the news but i want to look at some other b. movie sort of headlines in the headlines in the past few weeks and some of them one of them the first one comes from france itself michael jackson fan sue for

emotional damage suffered from his death and somehow when about a buck fifty each so there was a case brought in the courts in france by the michael jackson community and the court ruled that five of the plaintiffs two from france two from switzerland and one from belgium had proven emotional suffering from jackson's death as far as i know this is the first time in the world that the notion of emotional damage in connection with the pop star has been recognized their lawyer a man you well said. so they want to but fifty each which i guess have been about enough for a one way flow of oh fantastic. well this could set precedents as well because seventy nine percent of the population of france for example claim of motional damage from their the failed economic policies of their president yeah well you know first of all on scooting around france on a moped to visit his mistress. at the same time the michael jackson fans are

seeking redress for the untimely death and the government is paying out both the michael jackson fans some stipend for enduring the mental anguish of experiencing the death of the king of pop while the king of drop dead idiocy francois hollande is just on suicide watch by the french people hoping to cash in on what would appear to be the stupidest president ever elected in the country's history well of course the economy is not doing so well there and there are black holes of debt at society generale and b.m.p. pare about oh i'm sorry you're not allowed to talk about those two banks apparently i know this is not amusing the way society generale go after anybody that tells the world that their. quickly insolvent they tend to write letters of all kinds of nasty french invective like sucker blew the. music but the fact is a society in general is technically insolvent b.n.p.

is technically insolvent the french economy is insolvent and france on the well francois hollande is impotent well they actually one of those banks sent basically an emotional damage letter to michelle block of global economic analysis stuff blogspot dot com. the ironic thing of course being that he's an american taxpayer and american u.s. fed bailed out all those banks right when they had erectile disfunction but they were bailed out by american monetary by agra and now francois hollande is taking full advantage by chasing skirt all over town of his little moped well francoise hollande was in silicon valley just this past last week he could have gone down to los angeles and gone down to conrad murray and collected on these debts that the courts awarded these victims of the michael jackson death star no part of the film you know los angeles is the porno capital of the world francois hollande and can't get up a new french movie starring francois cockle but mr says all over the country all over the world definitely would pay buck fifty to see that so he was

a he wasn't silicon valley and you know that all of the silicon valley bosses are really upset about the peasants in san francisco who are upset about their large you know how well they're doing so and there were you know like one of those private equity firm guys was saying that it was like kristallnacht being there so i thought another thing that. could have brought there for those people that are angry in san francisco is something that has been imported here boss napping reached the u.k. three lap dancers kidnapped nightclub boss three english lap dancers are facing court queues of boss napping the head of a toll to numb u.k. nightclub when he refused to pay them half of their earnings the latest boss happened follows in. incident when two managers were held hostage in a goodyear tire factory in france by employees unhappy about losing their jobs so this happened on september third two thousand and twelve when they kidnapped their boss who they claim owed them twenty one thousand pounds because they were lap

dancing at a you know the races the horse races that tell to them now the reason that the boss this boss says he didn't pay them however is that they had promised that they would wear bikinis and nipple tassels at all time while doing that lap dances but apparently the girls got completely naked and his venue was shut down so he says he didn't earn the money any afficionado lap dancing going to buy afficionado lap as family and friends fall on knows that nipple tassels are integral part of the experience one pays when one gets a lap dance especially if the tassels are spending an opposite directions that shows a certain. you know lap dancing and cutie that one expects if you're going to fork over harder money especially in a race track where a tracks of course the crammed a lot cram the dog tracked the lap dancers are much better performers and they get the tassels going in opposite directions i'm surprised francois hollande was one of

the dog track betting all of france's money what strippers and lump dancers so that he can rename his porno film from can't get up to up all night you know i'm so good for this one i mean you're friggin french most of me you know make an odd top of some new bio young newbie in bricklaying your independence from the king so let's get to know. so he was over in the us and now. i don't know if he talked about this last napping idea to people in silicon valley staying in the u.k. genteel hampstead garden suburb is terrorized by moped ram readers moped ram raiders. this is not roswell on his moped look i want to stick on boss napping because this is really a fair fascinating friends phenomenon you know workers kidnapped their bosses for ransom and now this is as you point out this story is that it's kind of migrated

over to the u.k. where workers the labor force is now kidnapping their boss and holding the boss for ransom this is what happens when the economy suffers inequality as it does here in the u.k. or in the france where the top one percent you messed and the private equity guy tom perkins who claims that being rich is like suffering under kristallnacht so i don't know what s. of them lap dancer he's been visiting but having a billion dollars is not the same as suffering kristallnacht in the extinction of a genocidal maniacs on ace ethnic group tom perkins unless you're snorting so much p.c.p. while you're getting a lap dance that your brain is turned into frickin mush which i suspect is the case you need to hook up with francoise hollande get on a moped and go down to a lap dance club right now and get slapped silly and slap straight because you're out of your fricken mind tom perkins well the boss napping they're not just holding them for ransom they're basically they're holding their kidnapping them and holding them until they get what they think they deserve so in the case of goodyear tire

factories i think it was forty thousand euros each all the workers wanted before they would let the boss go that they wanted this as reparations for her working all that time there no way no speakin to boss napping we were in rhode island over the summer talking to one of your relatives a guy who works for one of the big four accounting firms who watches the show who likes anytime we mention lap dancing and cheap lap dancing while he's got electronic zapper around in the collar of his dog so here he is lounging out in his living room does jack nothing except cook books all day for some big four accounting firm zapping his poor dog like you know talk about kristallnacht here's a guy's remark to kristallnacht right there in the animal kingdom living room that's the kind. the mentality you have of the big four accounting firms that's a kind of accounting you have once proud swallow that's a come mentality is driving the global inequality you've got britain dogs operate in their living room short do you sleeping with friends wall of rock the boat looking for a mistress just on a good for

a living i don't know what is well let's return to these moped riding ram raiders again not francoise hollande and his mistress on the back of a moped office honestly they say this isn't that the suburbs of london the posh suburbs up there in hampstead and one of london's most genteel suburbs has been turned into fort knox by residents protecting their homes from ram raiding burglars on mopeds homeowners in hampstead garden suburb have spent tens of thousands of pounds fitting iron bars onto their windows reinforcing doors with steel bars and encircling their multi-million pound houses with spiked fences following the unlikely crime spree so police are telling the residents of this area to spend the tens of thousands of dollars and pounds to upgrade their security because these people these guys are coming in on mopeds and could it's very windy up there so they're escaping the police and the helicopters flying overhead one of the local residents said it sounds like baghdad there all the time because they're chasing these guys and mopeds but they could escape easily write another funny story is

that because you've got tom perkins a billionaire claiming you suffering kristallnacht and you've got people in hampstead heath the snooty posters up there who have just used a copyright cartel the leech billions of dollars from the intellectual property industry complaining because the people that they screwed the people that they victimized are writing it on mopeds to steal it you know and tea coffee pot or tea pot or something to sell on e bay for a few bucks so they can afford a fricken white glove in reparation for michael jackson's the risk of a died oh my god at think it so that is again an example of somebody who's been a raper in a pillage or of the economy living high on the whole long suffering the consequences of their own just really do. things done being hoisted by their own petard hard up there in hampstead heath this is what you can expect for your financial leisure domaine your talk or say is coming home to roost now the funny reveal in

this b. movie however would be if the president of france francois hollande was found to be one of these ram readers in hampstead i have no doubt of how did he use up there because that's where all the fun i already are living because he likes the quality you know his friends after all i'm going to french people you know we've got to go but i spoke a few days ago with the p.s.u. out of it and paris us we're going to talk to them shortly so everyone stay where they are we've got a massively interesting interview coming up be unsaid. stay right there.

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welcome back to the kaiser report just really mix kaiser. to talk to pierre javadoc author of masters the best selling book about j.p. morgan's head of commodities and the inventor of the credit default swap or as we like to call it the credit fraud swap here welcome back to the kaiser report. pierre first your thoughts on the twenty four hours that blights master spent on the c f t c swaps pierre. might go to is that. maybe somebody to see was in love with her was the only explanation i see you know to take such a decision it was like like a suicide for as if to see this especially when your finger brooksley born who was

the head of the city of to see you know her at the time and she was fired for. right and you know this is a woman blast master and she has an open ongoing investigation by the regulators into market fraud but it's part and parcel with this new reality pierre of having both regulators and bankers and politicians all committing fraud together there is no difference anymore there are no regulators out there that are really doing anything now a year ago or saw a so you thought that j.p. morgan was going to set blith masters up for a huge fall where are we on that own as you can see you know the g.p. morgan decided to sell the department of commodities but to go back to your proof to the previous you know or this polluted bankers exit through

a regulator is a was that in french and there are all into them bed so who do you know it's more practical to understand with you know what's going on. i say so to put this in french terms blith masters was invited into a menasha trois of fraud between regulators bankers and politicians i understand and maybe stephanie flanders just for the last spice now let's talk about the french economy there was a day of rage at the end of january which saw a nearly twenty thousand take to the streets against holland they were chanting and along economic slogans what were they angry about given the economic numbers pierre . well i was there or you know i was covering the strike the one the broke him out a couple of days ago saying that in two thousand and thirteen sixty three thousand

companies lito you know big ones though the matter you know have been closed. in two thousand and twelve we had like a fifty you know fifty or fifty five thousand and so on so as you can see two french economy is falling totally apart there is no a single week you don't have a kind of big strike when it's not the caps. you have you know the day of rage when there's not the bridge it's against the homosexual marriage and so on so it's something good when i've never seen and you know the survey rates of also alone i remember we talked about it to governor you know couple of months ago but no there fallen so low that you know maybe his going to find some oil or was that was something because his that eighteen eighteen percent of satisfaction if. we can call that disaffection said it's quite interesting in a way so let me ask you about this kind of in

a broader context has over the past few years during the euro zone crisis we've seen countries down in the south of europe like greece portugal and cyprus go through this crisis the economies collapse unemployment skyrockets and there was a some idea at that time that there would be a contagion and that this problem would have to travel north and get to france and is that is just basically part of the overall problems we've seen in the past five years finally arriving on the doorsteps of france pierre oh yes definitely max the definitely too to give you a couple of example. what we have seen in greece like you know three four years ago we start to see it in france. example you have companies thing to do to the employers you have the choice if they were going to move the factory in poland or

rumania or whatever or either you accept you know or. thirty percent cut of your salary so we will you we're seeing something interesting but it's the same pattern as in greece you know you started to lowball you know to level down the salary of people and of course the statistics of the unemployment have been totally distorted you know as a united states. it's absolutely frightening frightening and there we have our. it's actually it's what is scary because for the first you know it may be for the first time. this year may be the one with a couple of deaths you know in the next strikes we're going to have because the bridge. will go on and the minister of interior is

extremely careful about that so he's fighting them also so there is when you have for so long to have the power with only eighteen percent of satisfaction so he cannot go on very long twitters in new york and in london are going to have a lot of fun you know the next couple of months. you mentioned the traitors in in new york and london of course right before greece collapsed goldman sachs it's now well not or stead made enormous bets on the collapse of grace and they profited handsomely the insiders papa dry al was benefiting by some financial fraud and so it was really set up to fail and we see some other similarities in grace of course . hours after the collapse that was engineered by wall street you had a rise of neo nazi ism in france just recently as part of a huge protest almost twenty thousand neo nazis are in the street shouting screaming anti-semitic slogans oh well let me correct you on this one because you

know i covered the. there were no twenty thousand i mean there was actually it was like eighty thousand people in the streets and there were like one thousand people you know standing discomfort of so it's difficult because up but that was made by the you know by do the french media who who wanted to do it to to be off of the screen of the radar ok so let's be clear that there was approximately a thousand ysaye of. magic now nazi types in the street there is a similarity with what's going on in greece however one of economy becomes completely distorted when there's reparations to be paid in this case reparations are being paid to the likes of corrupt bankers like life masters and j.p. morgan it is a rage that boils over people start looking for scapegoats people start becoming

violent and ears suggesting that twenty fourteen we could see this type of violence that we have seen in greece we could see it in france is that correct it's definitely correct let me just remind you something we're going to goldman sachs goldman thought came out i think it was two years ago saying in a french newspaper that salaries are too high in france government size could imagine that saying you know we want the seller is going down of the thirty percent and basically this is what is what is happening now so you do this is the perfect pattern and of course in france we can see the extreme right. going up definitely. for sure you have the movement from and on so on for instance you have the movement from you know from some other little little part of it but they're not as strong as they were in greece don't forget a month in the pen on the country she is going to have i think she is going to make

a very very interesting score on the election in march and we're going to have the group and elections in may and this one is going to be really frightful because i think she's going to win on this one and she gets she's against europe right just to be clear you do see a rise of a neo nazi element in france but the media seems to be blowing it up in a huge proportion to take attention away from the fact that the hollande government is corrupt and in bed with the bankers who have been involved in wholesale fraud for five to ten years and in bed with the likes of flight i call financial terrorists like all men sachs and j.p. morgan that what's happening in switzerland they had a vote on the limit to either you immigration and this is set off a chain reaction of comments what are your thoughts. exactly as what you

said previously economic crisis hits also switzerland so people are fed up with the immigration and this is this is going to backfire or of course for the for the rupee and. regarding you know to going to go back for the elections. we cannot say that to do nunez are very very strong here seriously i mean there are just really a tiny minority but the french people are totally fed up with the government and for the little story listen to this. during the presidential campaign for small and. said you know. in a big meeting in a presidential meeting. the finance is his enemy finance finance is my enemy exactly this is what he said and truth is later precisely heed

to each of the earth star he went to on don't you know want to see all the financial people who are there are saying you know this is just say that you're all for. to do to win the election but don't worry you know what we what we saw here in paris is that. you know is the enemy of the finances of the french people but not the london people of traders. right ok so just to be clear francois hollande is against french people having any finance all literacy or sovereignty but he's happy to give the british people plenty of financial sovereign say but this is a pattern we've seen all over europe we have about one minute left let's talk about francoise hollande s'more he's the first french president in fifty years not to be invited to address congress on a state visit foreign direct investment into france as a twenty seven year low air boss is planning to lay off fourteen hundred employees

in france you were talking about a possibility of a revolution a year ago or so in france and sense that some time in only the event there's a war supporting her your thesis we have about a minute thirty seconds left here i think it's time to see some change mints in influence because different people who are not going to the greek. people from cyprus you know it's really interesting to see how quiet greek people. who think so. well it's every cut in france certainly when i was living there everyone from its axis driver on up always comes back with the idea that well things get bad enough we'll just start a revolution it seems ingrained in their culture but we're out of time p.r. thanks so much for being on the kaiser report messy marks. and that's all the time we have for this edition of the kaiser report with me max kaiser and stacy herbert i want to thank our guest p.r.

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