let's treat you. like. this and just see. if you care for. fifty one years ago yesterday martin luther king jr gave his i have a dream speech which perhaps has as much meaning today as it did then unfortunately much of m.l.k. dream is still a dream it sits up on a shelf alongside other dreams like the american dream. now don tad why. no not that one either one he's heard that one yeah. but only fifteen years ago something else happened something that changed everything we knew about martin luther king's death and yet most people still don't know about it fifteen years ago the only trial ever held concerning the murder of martin luther king jr was concluded and no it wasn't done in someone's basement under the cover of ten foil

there wasn't anyone with the word illuminati carved in their forehead and no the jury wasn't made up of beavers wearing bow ties because if it were i would have been there this was a real live trial between the king family in the conspirators who killed martin luther king all right this was real in the civil trial in one thousand nine hundred ninety nine a jury found a us government agencies along with others guilty of assassinating m.l.k. in memphis in one thousand nine hundred sixty eight after hearing from seventy witnesses including lloyd who assisted the sniper and owned of jim's grill from which the shot was fired the jury took less than an hour to decide that one lol to pull government agencies were responsible for the murder to james earl ray the man we've always been told pulled the trigger had nothing to do with it and three the mainstream media is a stain on the soul of this country tarnished so deep in. dark it makes the bermuda

triangle look like a slip n slide or perhaps a crocodile mile you know if you're your parents were stingy and wanted to make sure the other kids laughed at you james earl ray signed a confession because he was told it was the only way he got to trial once he realized he would get no trial he recanted his confession and maintained his innocence in till his death even carette his god king and the king family said he was innocent on the other hand the twentieth special forces group was shown to have a sniper team at the location of king's murder this is a significant development because snipers are good at putting bullets through things from a large distance away. and it just so happens martin luther king at a bullet from a large distance away something tells me the sniper team wasn't jim's grill that evening for delectable cooking mado barbara the ribs are trigger finger licking good. so you're telling me under u.s. law the u.s. government has been found to have assassinated one of the ten most courageous most

beloved american leaders and most people in this country still don't know it i can't turn on a t.v. without hearing that some rapper is guilty of weapons charges or kim carr dad she is guilty of showing too much sibu donald trump is guilty of being a block at ramming full of douche everybody in this country knows every step one breath orgasm in spasm that involves justin bieber taylor swift brad pitt can't avoid it can't not know it even if you try yet this government our government and government was found guilty in a court of law of straight up murdering of peaceful disobedience icon a legend who led the american people out of the dark ages a modern day prophet number five on the list of greatest americans behind only george washington ben franklin lassie and balcony from perfect strangers all right and that's impressive because you wouldn't even american. they were found guilty by

a jury in one thousand nine hundred ninety nine and we never heard a word of it even if you're one of those people who want to go it was a civil trial that doesn't matter at all does that mean we're not entitled to hear about it and make our own decision because there was not a peep from the media to this day you are more likely to hear a news anchor so you're more likely to see a news anchor rest feed an adult man in a diaper live on the news add five then you are to see them mention the only trial ever held on the assassination of martin luther king jr in the words of mother teresa what is going on around here coming to you from washington d.c. the value to me says a redacted tonight. welcome

radack to do. good to see you see any show can have an audience of like two hundred but we prove we're more discerning than others by having an audience of like twelve . or thirteen if the janitor hangs around i'm your host li cam now let's take the news from behind we start off tonight with something pretty groundbreaking that minority leader mitch mcconnell said on the floor of the senate this really is a game changer of paradigm shift or if you will and yet very few outlets are talking about it could it be because they're scared of the ramifications of his bold words take a look. pretty strong ration for the one or. more of that speech.

here's the question can anyone argue that frog has achieved any less in his career than mitch mcconnell has went through educators to the war on terror researchers from the university of california san diego the university of michigan and johns hopkins have come out with an analysis of the x. ray scan machines that were used in airports until a year ago and are still used in courthouses jails other secure a government facilities my bedroom this privacy invasion device which displays nude images of people as they pass through it is called the rapiscan one thousand i wish that were a joke that see actual name of the company sure some may claim it's pronounced rapidly scanned but it'll always be rapiscan to me. the researchers found that it's ridiculously easy to fool these machines and in many cases it's easier to for them

than it was to full traditional metal detectors you know the ones that cost ten bucks on the gad if you're wearing button fly jeans so basically they've been raping three years for no reason and i think they just do it for like a little psychological leverage you know in the big game whichever team is seeing the other teams twig and berries is the one with the upper hand i think phil jackson said this. but since last year there is a different kind of rapiscan or at all of our airports however no one's been able to test whether they have the same problems for all we know they're just as bad then of course there's the fact that the entire war on terror is a trillion dollar farce designed to keep us scared and docile subservient and futile afraid of the big bad wolf wall while our bank accounts and pensions are raided by corporate monsters right here at home financial terrorists running free you know to take it to a cynical place. by the way we highly recommend you tweet at rapi scan

systems and ask them you know whatever you like we decided to start it off here i was a priest insisted on trying to for members of my penis looks like can you send me the pics. you saved. well know that the national security agency spies on all of our electronic communications and this tracking has become still ubiquitous that average americans feel powerless but there's a new way to fight back it's called the off now coalition here to explain maurice senior surveillance liaison john f. o'donnell. was there was a sheepish applause but it picked up and they took their time with their time with it how you doing just let it cool. i'm good man you know i've got nothing to hide i'm an open book for example whenever i share with a friend i always take the bigger half sandwiches candy bars girlfriends whatever

no more secrets here can you tell us about this now donna weren't sure of course some activist group called the tenth amendment center claims that states don't have to cooperate with federal agencies that are violating our rights through warrantless surveillance interesting how exactly would states be able to cooperate with i mean not cooperate with well i suppose the same way i don't cooperate with my roommate when he asked me not to walk around the apartment bottom was. drinking gold lager out of his direct him and i have no more secrets once again. i'm pretty sure if i leave i'm not sure i want to follow really who apparently states cannot cooperate with the feds by refusing to provide material support the n.s.a. is data center and needs one point seven million gallons of water a day to function it get that water from the local municipality if they shut it off and as a surveillance would be reduced amazing that's awesome. couldn't have been couldn't. listen

to the woods of the raging ignoramus but. sure he knows what he's. doing ignoramus what the hell is that. the n.s.a. is one day game they have total control over our privacy i have just let go and accepted it now we can all reveal whatever i shoplift anklets from for for ever twenty one just to feel alive. no more secret time to have a one hour i haven't billion dollar annual budget one hundred thousand employees a brand new data collection center the size of seven ben bernanke's partnerships with one hundred seventy one universities and no congressional oversight yeah they've won she says my brain shut off just when you said seven pentagons but that suppressing is suppressed because it's not it's great everything's public domain wanna hear about my sexual dysfunction. i know i know oddly enough it only happens

when there's a crescent moon and no fewer than five special friends but no more than ever really i really really don't want to hear is there anything else that the off now project suggest we can do yes they say states can withdraw support from federal agencies because of the anti commandeering doctrine which the supreme court has firmly established so there's a legal framework that's incredible that's great. as your enter good knowledge of my internet search history is highly. do not listen to the embittered simpleton to my. for his ego is writing checks that is. only listen listen play cool the n.s.a. can be no more fide there is precedence for the states to stop the feds and worked

in nevada with the proposed yucca mountain nuclear waste facility nevada didn't want it so they withheld water and the project died so the strategy is effective absolutely all the information need to know is that off now the. org they've drafted the fourth amendment protection act it can disrupt the n.s.a. if we reach out to our state legislatures about it this actually will be a prince that's amazing i love it. is merely. lost in the figurative woods of his broken my. he's a modern day holden caulfield as your. tragedy and loneliness wars fifty. food. she. jive you can stop i'm sure your cover is back i think you're all right cover that

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. in effect that means you can jump in anytime you want. to. luton. it was. welcomed. wealth inequality it's a bit too much friendly the janitor did hang around wealth inequality continues to

spiral out of control since the occupy protests broke out in two thousand and eleven the problem has only gotten worse all told the top one percent of this country holds an astounding thirty two point six trillion dollars well the majority of americans deep in debt work their asses off just to survive and the mainstream media is not talking about this either according to a study by fairness and accuracy in reporting on average someone affected by poverty of appeared on any nightly news show or only once every twenty days an average of just two point seven seconds per twenty two minute nightly news program that means poverty is cover that less often than a water skiing squirrel. and between probably and skiing squirrel only one of those two things is crushing our

country oh give you a hint the squirrel is innocent. when ever you talk to the rich about poverty and the working poor they like they like to respond to those people they say they're having trouble but you know they and they have their own t.v.'s and video games guess what mother those t.v.'s and video games are the. only thing distracting people enough to stop them from shoving a pitchfork up your. as you can see from this chart video game quality has to increase to stay above wealth inequality because the moment it dips below. zero uprising you rich face killers are in a world of hurt if that happens as long as the u.f.c. is bloody enough and the porters were raunchy enough everything keeps running but if the n.f.l. goes on strike you people are screwed all right so listen up you rich poop stanes you better hope and pray that the seventy percent of this country who are suffering have all the access to video games and t.v.

is that good what grand theft auto is your last line of defense. and a half of one percent by the way half of the percent of the wealth of the top one percent is all it would take to do away with poverty in america can you imagine that in your head let me explain this in a different way all right this is how much wealth the bottom fifty percent of the country has if it were measured in cookies all right this is the amount of wealth bottom fifty percent has its one one percent of the other guy now the top one percent of the country has this much wealth. ok let me clear that up ok. now how much of that wealth would it take to eliminate poverty across the country. that much i half of

a percent of their wealth no more homeless no more hungry children no more living in cost as david to grow said in his terrific article on this topic having well distributed so incredibly on equally is a crime against humanity but i'll tell you the real crime against humanity not to try these cookies i'm pretty excited i'm going to do a taste test i write i write this this is the this is the rich cookie tastes like institutional privilege and a hint of sociopathy. now here's there's a pork. that's gross that has like poor people but isn't that pretty gross. poor people always get larger throat notices. let's move now into something that's not so depressing. snuggles about snuggles right. out of breath you know that's one of the few unassailable facts on this planet snuggles adorable nothing depressing here he's been just a just bouncing on fluffy challenge and

a hook cock and dryer sheets what a schedule to have. to go in town has it's awesome but there's something snuggles is hiding from you his smile and off his smiles and giggles mask a dark past of death and misery according to a recent alter net article dryer sheets release fact compound that coach your clothes and keeps them saw this come that is made out of a fatty compound some of which are linked to asthma and cancer silicon oil and skerrick acid derived from animal fat that means there are vegetarians unknowingly walking around covered in animal fat. i think the powers that be just did this to. her god stop eating animals we'll just smear them over your bodies when you least and actin like being an atheist and being tricked into eating the toast with jesus is based on it not fair it's a hating gay people and then being tricked into gay sex again and again and again

like reverend haggard was nodded fair not good you could not bring to life a little bastard if you didn't have a fluff that would make a kuala bear blush i would punch you square but no i would if these ads were honest they would show snuggles walking around with a carcass of a dead pig and rubbing the bloody fat across screaming children's faces the lord of the flies has nothing on struggles. that might hurt sales a little what say you say snuggles and cookies were not non depressing anough well how about blue glitter. that's right. the loons like this one got to get a lot of props that here today like this one for celebrating the birth of a new baby boy i stole this from a hospital so that i could get my daily fix of helium and just as i was about to bite into it like snuggles into a fatty bovine i stop myself why you ask because pretty soon these won't exist in

these balloons anymore at least that's what redacted and i correspondent sam sachs gives yelling about his on the front lines for this report. helium it's one of the most abundant resources in the universe here on earth where global capitalism. we're running out of the stuff which will have significant impacts for our world a manager and mr speaker a world without balloons. well that isn't so bad helium for. comedians to get high pitched voice. so that to catch up but really helium isn't just about mickey mouse

voices in balloons it's used in medical technology like m.r.i. machines as well as computer chips and spaceflight and it's powering the largest machine ever built by humankind. the large hadron collider sixteen kilometer long atomic racetrack underneath switzerland it is using super baguettes powered by helium to smash together particles at near light speeds hoping to recreate the conditions of the big bang and answer some of the most pressing questions of the universe so no helium no all to be an answer to the universe and i can live with that so why the hell is there helium shortage now that these problems started back in one thousand nine hundred ninety six with a law passed by congress that's literally called the helium privatization act you see helium is a strategic resource it's a very stable gas that doesn't catch fire but u.s. government realized this about ninety years ago and created a national helium reserve in texas but maintaining the supply put the national

helium reserve into debt and so in one nine hundred ninety six the helium privatization act mandated that the reserve start selling off the helium stores to offset debt from building the reserve from the everyday costs of running it once the federal helium reserves debt was paid off it would be shut down and hand over production and sale of helium to private companies oh in they sold the helium to these private companies real cheap meaning you could pretty much get all the helium you wanted. right and in two thousand and thirteen when the debt was paid off in the fire sale scheduled to end congress kept the federal helium reserve spicket open so as not to disrupt global helium prices ignoring the strategic consequences of other countries creating their own helium reserves while the us dollar. and also ignoring the

ultimate question of what happens when we completely run out of the stuff which at this ravenous consumption continues we'll be in about forty years which means we're running out of time turns out we're running out of all sorts of stuff rare earth materials may dry up in a few decades ago systems like rain for coral reefs and farmlands have between one and two centuries left minerals like aluminum copper and silver are all expected to go into production decline within the next one hundred years this is all that we privatized and are now selling off until total exhaustion. and if we keep it up nearly everything will be dead or empty we'll just share the planet with grasshoppers because of the lack of grass by then they will have evolved into sand hoppers unless we've used up all the sand that were told not to worry technology will solve scarcity and if not they want to go live on another planet ok but what

happens when the sun gets bigger and bigger and eventually saw that most everything in the solar system oh we'll go live on another solar system you say ok but ultimately everything in the universe is moving farther and farther away from each other so that eventually we'll all just be dark frozen chunks of ice floating in nothingness so is that the ultimate meaning of the universe while the large hadron collider might tell us unfortunately we're going to run out of all the damn helium needed to run it. but there might be hope when it comes to helium supplies after all. we run through the national helium reserve and then the rest of the world's helium reserves there's still another place we can get the stuff to space which will make the cost of production prohibitively expensive many balloons. could cost a thousand bucks in the future although i knew just the mining team that could extract that space helium just to save the world. space right space.

reporting from washington d.c. sam sachs redacted tonight. somebody help me. these are the news headlines we've been able to gather from the future first up next monday you'll read ferguson missouri relieved to return to peace time racism. next up you might you might have heard the burger king plans to move their headquarters to canada in a patriotic gambit to avoid u.s. taxes this coming tuesday you'll learn burger king to leave us will be succeeded by mattress king and queen. and shocking news also on tuesday world in all of celebrity for selflessly devoting forty five seconds to a.o.l.'s. amazing

the beautiful person was also willing to mess up their hair it's amazing former vice presidential candidate paul ryan is on a book tour you might have heard for his new book the way forward unfortunately the book only sold six thousand copies in the first week so on thursday you'll read unsold copies of the way forward trickled down to a homeless man who uses them to stop up trickle down from other homeless man. and i think. that's kind of gross. and i think we actually have a little a little video of paul ryan's speech on the tour. that's see that's the thing about the g.o.p. echo chamber you know they all just repeat each other and finally next week in the news snuggles pulls back skin reveal gold headed demon with teddy bear body. you got to wonder at that point if you let me keep the name snuggle said that's our

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