and they're kind of all you know i think it's just because of my bumper sticker that says just. to drugs. they don't live in any way the boys do have a tough job to do and now they're facing a new drug that is ripping communities apart sometimes causing the deaths of innocent people the side effects of this illegal narcotics are our mood swings including manic like episodes leading to violence impaired judgment feelings of invincibility nervousness extreme your debility delusions hostility and aggression considering all that our nation's cops are already asked to deal with how can they possibly also take on people jacked up on this drug especially since the drug i'm talking about is steroids and the addicts i'm talking about are the always obvious target. and see that coming did you

chose like sam nice job right there. puts on some of the rest to this monologue doesn't tank in a similar fashion to m. night child one's career arc you know that. although although apparently his most recent movie split did pretty damn well so i think it's i have a sixth sense he's turning around the franchise i really do there are there are signs that the comeback is reality really happening. and he will be truly unbreakable. sisterhood of the traveling pants. by the north. in order to be who that right says right ok it's mean to me. in order to be of set about police on steroids i would have to provide examples of police acting excessively vile. and or irritable or nervous

delusional hostile aggressive and where. to example name one time. oh right all of the times mike brown in ferguson friday get graham baltimore area gardner new york police and ok to mirror rise walter scott i would go on but this show is not three weeks log. and this right and this is not to say that all of these officers who killed these men and women were impacted by roid rage but i will say they were all at least doing their best impersonate someone impacted by roid rage. how could we possibly say this is not a factor in the least so i'm over these cases we have militarized police running around on the streets trying to be rambo with a hard on you know terrified out of their minds some of them and a hopped up on a mood altering drug judgment impairing nor katic this has as much chance of going

right as sushi at a gas station. i mean. it could go right or sometimes people die. right to the least shouldn't every accusation of excessive force be followed by a great deal of drug testing i mean we did that in the lympics for a guy jumping over of thing. or illegal through throwin a stick. really were. through that stack pretty damn far when she would kind of chemicals you had a new system. show for a cop should we realize you through that old lady. would see what kind of caboclo. you had yes thank. you i mean it's. tough to know for sure just how rampant steroids use is among cops

because almost no one test for it but we do know for example that one through jersey doctor supplied steroids to hundreds of law enforcement officials and the police say colleges in spokane washington says that nearly twenty five percent of all police officers in urban settings with gangs and high crime use steroids so why haven't the cops themselves taken up this issue you know i mean they have kind of not really in two thousand and four the federal drug enforcement administration warned of the possible psychological disturbances of juiced up cops then in two thousand and eight the association of chiefs of police with sixteen thousand members approved a resolution that calls upon state and local law enforcement entities to establish a bottle policy prohibiting the use of legally obtained steroids well as grace except the police never what's the word did did any of that.

they didn't did they didn't they didn't they forgot they did part. i myself have a resolution to stuff in the coffee pot here in the break room my words i haven't ever abided by said resolution so it's hardly much of a resolution as that. evidence shows that there is actually less random testing of cops now than in two thousand and eight so think for a second what kind of melting pot we've got here we've created here we've made in this country many cops if not all our own knowingly affected by systemic racism they're facing suspects who thanks to the n.r.a. can legally conceal weapons and they venture out into the darkness of the night knowing full well that out there somewhere in the continental united states is charlie sheen ok. so it's that easy job because that is the job

why former police captain ray lewis has said that pretty much every police department gives possible hires a personality test unfortunately they do not hire those police that score a high or insensitivity police department actively ovoid the hiring cobbs with sensitivity and compassion great because when most people can i will one go wow i hope i get a sociopath. with no compassion but biceps the size a water buffalo. yeah that's great if you're calling them to open a pickle jar. plus there's a large percentage of cops dealing with p.t.s.d. the resulting equation looks like this systemic racism plus p.t.s.d. minus compassion plus roughly three hundred ten million guns in america times roid

rage squared equals cluster. it does. cluster time. but police unions still claim cops have the right to take steroids so they'll have the upper hand yeah guess what you already have the upper hand you have a gun ok you have a gun a badge a taser handcuffs pepper spray and three other guys behind you who have done stuff . and have no to die gives you the upper hand saying your. thank you. and if your response is well sometimes the other guy has a gun if you are in a shootout with another dude and you have bigger chest muscles and extra poor judgement that's not the upper hand. what is going to. hold the

trigger harder with your risk to your. going to six pack a month. or. so considering how our police have been militarized considering how they often kill over a hundred people of month which is higher than most countries kill in a year considering that the black matter is now a national movement considering all of that you would think that aggressive roid rage in cops would be a common media story but in fact there's very little coverage of it in a quick google search one of the only current articles on the first page was this one as saying that phoenix police pioneered in anti-doping policy that took hold in police agencies across the country when the department implemented random steroids testing nine years ago well great but the agency suddenly and quietly shut the program down last year do you back. the phoenix police department said the testing

was too expensive in part because police officers had grown adept at masking steroids use well at least it's good to know our cups are pretty good criminals. like your legs where you look. now it's time for the twist ending i don't think steroids should be illegal i think they should be legal and regulated like alcohol is which also causes aggression violence depression and poor judgment not to mention regrettable e-mails to your ex-wife regrettable e-mail leads to your ex-wife's dad a regrettable pics and regrettable pics to your ex-wife status. al gore causes all those good alcohol is legal but cops are allowed to be drunk on the job because it makes them act like goddamn idiots steroids should be the say whatever you want to do to yourself is fine. i did in my opinion it's fine if you

want to become a jacked up moron with tiny testicles fine sure you'd like you can also be a police officer you can be president but not a police officer. come to you for watching t.v. debate. i'm league champ now let's take the news from behind the united nations this week warned that the gaza strip is on livable under the israeli blockade the two million palestinians living in the unlivable space now get only two hours of electricity

per day two hours per day and american couldn't last on two hours of electricity per minute. last night. i used my my my portable air conditioner to cool off my overheating electric dildo as i used to store my pancake batter. before i put those on my electric stove. i nearly brought down the north atlantic electric grid with my ironic pancakes. why do we not hear this story in the mainstream media how is this the idea you don't read it's a media blackout is it because palestinians are muslim now that can't be at our media gives tons of coverage to muslims in fact last week it came as terror attacks get five times more coverage if the perpetrator is a muslim say when our coverage from oz. five times as much if the perpetrator is

muslim they also get twice as much of the perpetrators hot. and three times as much of the perpetrator is benedict cumberbatch. doing this because if you're a hot benedict cumberbatch muslim what are you waiting for go do some care all right you may be a star but at the heart of it this shows our media's desire to portray terrorists as never white and never christian and never american but of course obama dropped twenty six thousand drone bombs last year alone and that's some good old american terrorism. which goes they have all. but this week obama is in the news because it turns out his foundation is accepting millions in corporate donations this is a guy who claimed he was against corporate donations and now he's taking them as a thank you from corporate america for allowing the continued pillaging of our

country in fact the obama presidential library i don't care about this as recently they change their name to the obama citibank staples center library. for the advancement of amazon and. all hell jeff bezos. that's. full day. doesn't roll off the tongue but it grows on you and speaking of the corporate ownership of our government this week king donald brought in even more goldman sachs alumni to oversee wall street whoever it was who cause remembering the campaign whoever it was that said to donald trump would not let the big banks run things those people are idiots oh he would have i was always down i was not big headed had it orange had it orange face orange you glad you aren't in the same room with them. having the big banks run our economy

sounds very unethical to say the least if i find the guy in charge of government ethics i'm sure i'm going to punch him in the face in completely unrelated news the director of the office of government ethics resigned this way. he said the u.s. is a laughing stock he basically said the troubling news ration won't let him do his job yet you know what's really an ethical not letting the office of government ethics tell you you're an ethical. that's like the top of the list one ethical thing that's actually less ethical the. surgeon signing his name on the inside of a patient's stomach. dr gold blat was here. it's actually less ethical than quietly dumping seven hundred thousand tonnes of fukushima radioactive waste into the pacific ocean which we found out this week is exactly what the tokyo

electric company plans to do well look on the bright side no literally the bright side. the pacific is glow in the dark now so it has a bright side and maybe all that radiation will make the great pacific garbage patch which is now the size of a country come to life and. you may be skeptical that the work that everyone knows garbage nations don't come to life on her own all right you've got to feed them radiation. everyone knows that when you go to a quick break but i have live comedy shows coming up in seattle minneapolis chicago and washington d.c. just email redacted tonight at r.t. america dot tv perdita as in tickets well they arrive back about. what you have for breakfast yesterday why would you put. up.

now i live to do due to going to mall. our culture is awash in lives dominated by streams of never ending electronic hallucinations that. until they are indistinguishable we have become the most of society on politics as a species of endless and needless political politicians and celebrities are to ruling parties are in reality one party corporate and those who attempt to puncture the. breathless universe of fake news just signed to push through the cruelty and exploitation of the neo liberal force so far to the margins of society including by a public broadcasting system that has sold its soul for corporate money that we might as well be squeaky against an avalanche. we must.

think. this is how. the economy is built. from washington to washington. businessman to run this country business if. you must it's not business as usual it's business like it's never been done before. that was back. to his new land known as the happiest place on earth celebrated sixty second birthday this monday but the guy inside the scrooge mcduck outfits

when there's balls off is his not that's woman in gold he's not disneyland workers are currently protesting low wages in fact many employees are among anaheim california as homeless population literally which is insulting since they live and work in the shadow of a gigantic castle that could easily house everybody. but instead of helping employees does the spends all their money bleaching the gloves of oversized rats. for more on this we turn to our senior disney expert now let me get. a way yes or. what's what's tell me tell me about this one of her places supposed to be so magical. these employees are being treated sounds like less than awesome ok yes some workers are sleeping in cars even the ones in the movie cars but even these

disney princesses were living in paradise cinderella dressed in rags snow white was a maid ariel the mermaid had a serious hoarding problem. the workers are just they were great in person asians of disney's indigent bag of one characters are going to. the point of these films is there in your a good person and you work hard you will not be left on the roadside all these characters fortunes turn around at the end well and they can turn around for the workers to you just have to read between the lines of walt disney speech when disneyland opened this is the land is your land here a dream lives fond memories of the past and here you may same for the challenge and the price. most of the future you see the past is the twelve dollar an hour wage employees still receive but they can savor the challenge of getting the twenty five dollars an hour wage needed to actually afford an apartment in orange county. this

is like religion sometimes you have to adapt the scripture of your day to fit modern times. like like religion yet for mega church of make believe make believe you are getting paid more and and well what a mega church should be if the tides for your hard earned labor didn't go toward maintaining your leaders lifestyle and clearly they have been since disney c.e.o. robert iger as compensation dropped by one million dollars last year dropped it down to forty four million dollars. his employees don't even make a living wage in fact research shows that nationally if minimum wage had kept up from one nine hundred seventy had kept up with income distribution and purchasing power it would now be twenty one dollars an hour instead it's still seven twenty five only disneyland isn't completely screwing its workers in fact a couple working there while living out of their car recently told the guardian

they have a twenty four hour helpline you can call someone even answers the phone is cast on from beauty and the beast. as long as you can hear it through the accent of an indian man imitating a french womanizer competing with a half the world i have buffalo going for a young woman's love hundred gold in. the night. i think they're going to help me with my airline tickets recently. that disney's best to offer is a helpline that is yet another slap in the face of. corporations of low income workers does they like almost all big corporations makes billions off exploiting cheap labor and wall street. by the way celebrates when workers are struggling or in secure or in real life there the woman who plays snow white probably has to live with seven men just to pay rent so that's probably true even little even little

girls know this is not an ok situation look. like you really think. we. are a snow white usually has better pull with smaller people then again everyone thank thank you yet throughout the neo cons in the neo liberals have finally come together they're both pushing for infinite war around the world it's really a moment. when the problem ghana machine is going full force to try and help the cause redact correspondent john f. o'donnell breaks it down for us. thank you. so i think it's fair to say that c.n.n. has been having a rough go of it lately but don't worry they've redeem themselves by revealing

a truth bomb of a story that exposes the single clearest example ever of the mass media collaborating with the oligarchies oh wait they're the ones doing it what is your message to president assad. that. the. buried and who knows. them now that adorable girl is bala oliver she's eight years old seven at the time of that interview and a syrian refugee living in turkey she's gotten widespread coverage by western mainstream media because of her viral tweets from war torn aleppo the only problem is she's fake man. and i don't mean like she's actually a forty eight year old truck driver or she's being played by prolific method actor daniel day lewis although he could pull it off i agree she's

a seven year old girl but she's clearly reading words she doesn't understand syllable by syllable from a script to push regime change made. a once you ask that children are seen react. and good in school it leaves a nice we can look at how we can change and we can together we can help them and trust me i take no pleasure in making fun of a little girl struggle to read well maybe a little bit i have a modest but this is crazy she's been exploited by a large entity she can't possibly understand. oh god same thing happened to me in those how to hairstyling videos sirica thoughts of shut down south. mama loves us talent lacks is just can't get it. i did know that lady was good

a man again though my head like i was a sockpuppet. anyway if you're not yet convinced that this is a rotten psyop or at least that she's being used for those purposes there's a lot more proof to you like the food in istanbul. yes what do you like. see a feat with that scene of scene here i went through like istanbul as the. fish she's not comprehending basic english which makes the geo political sophistication of some of her tweets which are managed by her mom but supposedly said by her ridiculous dear world it's better to start third world war instead of letting russia and assad commit hash tag holocaust eleven at worst she's a top to bottom creation of the propaganda machine pushing for more u.s.

intervention in syria at best she's a confused little girl being used by the propaganda machine pushing for more u.s. intervention in syria c.n.n.'s jake tapper for more on syria follow at alla bed by walter from the big low balcony avatar said are you serious resigned from journalism and why is she getting a book deal from simon and schuster that's real and why did time magazine name her amongst the twenty five most influential people on the internet it's almost like there's a concerted effort by the mass media across multiple platforms to amplify the profile of a telegenic child who can pull at the heartstrings of the american people to better condition us for another regime change war. oh god. c.n.n. did the same thing to me today we're going to talk about balfour. so

i'm going to come all of his hair going forward. in the front. burner from washington jolliffe o'donnell that. you know your headline from the future you'll read this in two weeks in philadelphia police captain seen angrily handing out steroids to slow to anger rockies. and in august you'll learn. new c.n.n. show to be hosted by a three year old yemeni girl who supports us back to bombing and famine that is dire sure. thanks.

i think the average viewer just after watching a couple of segments understands that we're telling stories that are critics can't tell and you know why because their advertisers won't let them. in order to create change you have to be honest you have to tell the truth artie's able to do that every story is built on going after the back story to what's really happening out there to the american what's happening when a corporation makes a pharmaceutical chills people when a company in the environmental business ends up polluting a river that causes cancer and other illnesses they put all the health risk all the dangers out to the american public those are stories that we tell every week and you know what they're working.

what politicians to do something to. put themselves on the line they get accepted or rejected. so when you want to be president. or some want to. have to go right to the press that's what the four of the people. i'm interested in the why is it that. i should. i've got to just go and you're watching all of. us.