nobody is thinking when they're clinging to a raft that's floating out of their neighborhood they're not to get those mexicans that come in here. taking all the kids yobs they're grabbing the best flotation devices. no one is thinking that and this is true trump followed that tweet like a day later with a read tweet of this no color no religion no nationality should come between us we are all children of god mother teresa. but wait what about the wall that's to come between us because. because i was really into what you were saying about mexicans. anyway i was more and used later in the show but let's get to the big redacted news of the week and let me just say on paper the democratic party is what america should be on paper they are good and just and fair minded on paper they should get every vote from americans who show up to the polling place

and aren't actively thinking this will teach those transgenders a lesson. like everyone else should be voting democrat hypothetically but in reality in truth the democratic party is everything that's wrong with the american political system if they were professional wrestler they would look like dude love played by mick foley. but their heart and soul would look like mankind played by mick foley. and this is why it really matters that last week the d.n.c. fraud lawsuit was dismissed thrown out it's over it's done however in the process it's still managed to prove that the democratic party is a corrupt scam therefore bernie made off the bernie sanders. i don't don't get me wrong the republicans are just as bad but everybody already knows that no was it like. no one expects anything but grade a evil asking for the republicans. you know

there's a lot to do with expectations right like if you if you go on into a day knowing it was someone who looks like chumley from pawn stars. then you're fine when he shows up feel like it's my guy. but if you go on a day with someone whose facebook profile looks like jenelle mona and then chumley from pawn stars shows up. very upsetting. your whole week it will. on paper the democrats are the ones who want to regulate wall street and fight for the working man and when it comes to making sure wall street and financial services are fair to consumers seventy percent of americans polled said this was very important and another twenty one percent said somewhat important so ninety one percent of americans would side with democrats if the democrats actually

stood for that but in reality they surround themselves with goldman sachs give no new economic ideas and recently unveiled their plan to have a fifteen dollar minimum wage by twenty twenty four. twenty one a bar just in time for you to be able to afford new tires on the r.v. you're living in so that you can drive it off a cliff with dignity. that my friends is called the retirement plan i got you sixty percent of americans say the government should be responsible for ensuring health care coverage for all americans so the democrats in america agree on that in reality they are the party that solidified the concept the idea that the life death and health of every person will be decided by insurance companies by profit obama care only looks good when compared to the top. oxic

idiocy coming out of the republican. right it. is like of the democrats stole your dog and you said i mean titled to my dog and they said we'll give you three quarters of your dog. and then the republican said we have another idea kill the dog. and so you said no you take the three corners you are going to while these democrats are our great people they gave me three quarters of my dog. in the issue after issue what the democrats claim to support is in line with what americans want most americans want to prioritize alternative energy over oil and gas most americans are anti-war hypothetically the democrats rock maybe their new motto instead of up better deal all should have been hypothetically we're everything you want so just take everything we promise and divide by so.

over. and here's the real point over seventy percent of americans want to get money out of politics it overturned citizens united because they want they are elections on paper the democrats stand for those things in reality the ruling elite of the party have done everything to rig our primary system and in court before the case was thrown out the d.n.c. lawyers admitted the primary election was a sham they said quote we could have voluntarily decided that look we're going to go into back rooms like they used to and smoke cigars and pick the candidate that way that's not the way it was done but they could have. ok anytime someone says to you hey i could have been a but i wasn't they were. the

decency and mid they have no obligation to have a fair primary at all so why was a lawsuit thrown out basically because the judge a reagan appointee ruled that you couldn't prove any of the people donating to the d.n.c. actually thought the primary wasn't rigged or that they were hurt by the d.n.c. favoring playing this would be like if there were a lawsuit claiming that n.b.a. games were rigged you know they they were fake from the start to the finish but during the trial the n.b.a. said. look bron james of bay by boston dynamics are right. don't kid yourself. we have no obligation to have real games and a lawsuit got dismissed because the judge said the fans couldn't prove they were actually hurt by fake games. would that be a news story on every channel you goddamn right wide e.s.p.n. twenty four seven with the headline do you care the n.b.a.

is born it would be everywhere one another analogy of course you do the d.n.c. . you guys love it now you guys are like i was at. the d.n.c. a lawsuit is like if the adult video awards were sued for being fake and it was revealed in court that the videos are fake the directions are totally c.g.i. so really. it's only made by computers and the and and the millstone even have kids they're just they're just they're just lonely. just. yet they're giving out awards for their stuff anyway but the lawsuit is thrown out because no one could prove the viewers were that hurt by. the lack of honor all along boners. point is if this were a sport or an awards show the revelation that it's not real would be groundbreaking

people would stop going to n.b.a. games they'd stop watch well they keep watching porn they keep watching porn but. if the d.n.c. had seen severe consequences for rigging the primaries a quarter of changed everything but instead we will go through the same con game the next time around when i was a teenager i used to think the democrats were the good guys and then i became an adult and i realized nothing is more villainous than being a bad guy wearing a little hat that says. that's why the story of little red riding hood is terrifying because the welfare send they're gone i'm your grandma. who did see kids saying it's our grandma and while we're arguing about it he keeps eating childrens. this with the this is all part of our democratic republic and not only does it seem that most americans don't care thanks

to our catastrophic mainstream media most americans will never even find out about it but to those who have done the research and decided to be bothered the corporate run two party system is a facade it's a walking dead a behemoth and it's up to us to build something new. ok. i really can tell us take the news from behind the trumpet ministration continues there guarding of regulatory bodies in the us governments he just nominated it for

you and gas lawyer to head for the commission in charge of deciding whether or yelling gas pipelines should be approved so for those for those keeping score at home guy who sued the e.p.a. a lot heads the e.p.a. woman who never set foot in a public school and wants to privatized them heads public schools guy who wants to get rid of the energy department runs the energy department guy who killed teenagers just because he didn't like them having sex heads the department of agriculture. and guy who prided himself on hunting jews he's the new surgeon general i don't know if you are if you do that you get the point and in fact this week scott pruitt head of the e.p.a. said quote science should not be something that's just thrown about to try and dictate policy in the last year did they say. yeah we should let science always get

the way of our any article laws for example just because it says ingesting lead can cause brain damage vomiting and seizures doesn't mean we shouldn't do it. we should let cities like flint michigan experiment and that's why we here at the p.s.a. didn't do anything about the lead poisoning even though we knew about it nearly a year before we issued an emergency order let them expire of dads you know maybe the seizures would awesome dance teams who knows who knows. what sometimes our government does listen to science and that's normally when good things happen for example science showed us that the drug m.d.m.a. . your molly is actually great for curing p.t.s.d. and just this week the f.d.a. designated m.d.m.a. as a breakthrough therapy for post-traumatic stress. because

the big deal on that and that could help a lot of people who are having very difficult lives and it also means i can stop with the trump shaped ecstasy pills that i've been taking. that i've been taking rectally of course. because you know you've got to show who's boss you're really worth. well the fact that the at the f.d.a. is listening to science as you know that's got to be driving trump crazy in unrelated news as new head of the trump has nominated this half eaten can of tuna fish. like we're moving up from scott pro if that's a step up. yet while trump clearly doesn't give a crap about any of the regulatory agencies that are supposed to protect americans from corporate abuse he does give a crap about where he gives a crap in fact the secret service recently spent seventy one hundred dollars all

luxury porta potties for the president for a single trip. seriously dude reported jones while people are living in the houston convention center just trying to survive you can't even bring yourself to use a regular. because. there's. the quote pretty they hired is literally called the imperial raster room. write me the most of. all i want to you are no cakes made of sapphires hand sanitizer made of the tears of immigrants. speaking of. let's talk about an assembly save actually. i. accidentally accidentally allowed on air reporter who told the truth.

he's a is a freelancer for al-jazeera and it did not go well. for the climate change research that we knew or knew about and that will because of the oil and gas industries he's owned this cars and even as well and gas industries were covering up what they knew about climate change in the seventy's i have to go out about this are you are the al jazeera guy we get to the point of zero so that is very striking for us here so much money as we've made in this region show this wasn't going to be just the whole didn't deal with the climate change it was and i would hold it hold that thought for one second because on the screen we've got a live helicopter rescue. by the f.b.i. control room well i'm sure she wasn't trying to interrupt that reporter look they actually did go back to him a minute later. this is just i mean this isn't a war about. well it's called let's all just politicians going to all support because well. i think we have just lost.

the rare double cut off that. we're going to cut you off put you on time out for a moment then go back to you see if you will behave yourself if not. only when oh my goodness. we have to go to a quick break but we have a live stand up comedy. that was you said you didn't say i want to redact you could i want to tackle regard to the political forty nine i got here dr lee. what do you have for breakfast yesterday why would you put those for. your wife.

now i could give you one more. i do not know if the russian state hacked into john podesta e-mails and gave them to wiki leaks but i do know barack obama's director of national intelligence has not provided. to support his claims. i also know he perjured himself in a senate hearing three months for the revelations provided by edward snowden he denied that the n.s.a. was carrying out wholesale surveillance of the u.s. . the hyperventilating corporate media has once again proved to be an echo for government claims that cannot be fair. you would have thought they would have learned something after serving as george w. bush's useful idiots in the lead up to big of a right. it is vitally important that the press remains rooted in

a fact based universe especially when we enter an era when truth and fiction are becoming interesting. well. well. with the threat of nuclear war and trumps incoherent comments about adding troops in afghanistan or war machine is still trudging along kind of like a loveless marriage i mean i mean sure we could have left it by now but just when you think you're ready to file or leave there's general mattis dressed up like your mom go on oh you got to stay in for those or you know i mean the opium i'm in the rare earth minerals i mean i mean the kids for that kids. here with more is our senior war expert now and again. thanks to the deep states we you know it seems that no matter what administration

is in power there will always be the curse of endless war you mean the tradition of endless war there are college kids who've never lived in a world without troops in iraq and afghanistan we need to be sensitive to the fact that today's youth are used to occupying spaces nobody wanted the man. who kept pretty i'll admit a little part of me died when i saw a category for avocado toast last week ok. fair enough but now that that means young adults think imperialism equals patriotism us like the us has invaded fifty seven countries over our history i'm surprised we haven't invaded mexico recently to just to get cheaper avocados. so still it was well some of this country thrives off of battle it's by people obsess over confederate statues why we watch game of thrones why i have a six month old nephew named great beyond. before i know what i'll be shaving his

head like a neo nazi and spending his summers at military disneyland. military it isn't what it was the hell is that please please tell me that's not pluto the dog with an assault rifle ok sorry that's stupid that's stupid pluto doesn't even have opposable thumbs. goofy is the only disney dog who could ever be an efficient sniper. besides it's not really disney it's just the nickname for military adventure camp in kentucky it was coined by the camp director who sees this as a summer getaway for kids who want to taste the military like look. oh i that's a summer getaway that looks like the hunger games. i bet the last kid's entire

bunk is denied food unless he hits his target ok or a final round of the entire bonk just him. but the odds are ever in his favor to become an official killing machine these campers shoot at human shaped targets with a ar fifteen which the n.r.a. calls america's rifle the same way football is america's game in the fast and the furious franchise america's her be sore. just keeps coming back this is normal life saving war for kids if they really want to know what the military is like they should talk to the nearly forty thousand vets who are homeless on any given night the better better yet how about. better yet why. why don't they send those kids home with p.t.s.d. and tell them to act like everything is fine in a society that ignores they were even over there fighting in the first place or that ok ok i get that these camps never show that side of it but you assume

every kid in these camps will join the military you know i know you're right maybe they'll just join the local police departments instead you know there. was no controversy there was. you know maybe raytheon would like sailing care. here there's a lot less racism on the open seas now we get it done thank you. thank you a group was as you know the largest rain event in u.s. recorded history has hit houston texas scientists can tell you it has absolutely been made worse by climate change but that's not all we could have learned if we actually paid attention to science for more on this raging controversy let's go to redact a correspondent they only care of. believes

that naming hurricanes solely after women are great but harvey. that's grandpa's name watching the news now it's like my grandpa destroyed a coast of my grandpa trillions of gallons of water on texas that's disturbing c.n.n. is using my grandpa to advance their wealth to suggest the. scientists did conclude as a fact that climate change made hurricane harvey more deadly and worse than the flood or so the most disastrous result of climate change we've seen hits america's oil industry capital houston it's like mother nature gave birth to a hurricane and other fossil fuel emissions nourished it it grew bigger then after college it moved home and ate everything in your kitchen even your precious melon mars' you tried to hide in many of you so everyone is using this hurricane as an

opportunity to get their message across people emerge from the mud to talk on c n b c like the former director just stood by and watched as hurricane katrina destroyed the lives of thousands michael heckuva job brownie ok i guess they couldn't find anyone else that day and a producer was just like let's bring in this guy he's a specialist on the. web stuff he's wearing a suit might come up a disastrous beginning of this local government so the federal government is going to be told the state local or first responders that is a huge mistake that empowers you to do much more that it should he's running but one thing i want the government to spend their tax dollars on is helping people that money is for wars and subsidizing big banks and the oil industry so keep it rescue personnel those rafts and those oxygen tanks to yourself big government let's the book no more just remotely and see if we can do some flea market reforms

to the flood insurance program and yes the free money. again nothing is more comforting when you've lost everything and putting your life in the hands of being invisible hand sure there were some businesses you helped like the mattress sales when transformed his warehouse into a shelter put on she rapturous smack you were just waiting until everyone was homeless so they were forced to try your super soft pill and tops will news for you . there are various softs but it's the private sector which mean houston the disaster area it is today in twenty fifteen for a problem in the texas tribune published a report about how unprepared the famously un's own city houston would be for climate change an oncoming storms the journalist scientists and data simulators and me be we choose because all their point dictions came true they showed how local

officials have largely snubbed stricter building regulations allowing developers to pave over crucial acres of prairie land that once absorbed huge amounts of rain water but how could anyone complain when there was so much for you parg. now knows that he is a parking lot we should raise this elementary school to the ground and make it a used car dealership but those local officials like mike how bob the former head of harris county flood control district said the idea that these magic sponges out in the prairie would have absorbed all that water is absurd how i knew it was witchcraft get your magic meter ones out of here and your number spells scientists the pro publica investigation one awards but it had no impact on policy it's like politicians looked at the data simulations and just thought whatever might.

spiderweb how the people it's are. trying kind now looks like houston. reporting from washington this is new and we caravanning. headlines from the future coming up next monday you'll learn. scott pruitt to take a year off after dismantling the e.p.a. goes much quicker than expected. was a tough job and all wednesday f.d.a. confirms strong doses of l.s.d. found to make trump presidency more tolerable. two weeks from now the. secret service struggling to afford trolls required twenty four seven testicle policy. and now that the courts have agreed rigging the primary election is toad's fine in october you'll read the d.n.c.

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