ah. yeah you are going to say that they are who are you thank you as you know houston is under water but i have no fear in order to deal with it are billionaire billionaire manchild president has been busy tweeting with mexico being one of the highest crime nations in the world we must have the wall mexico will pay for it yeah while houston drowns you cannot forget them mexicans. i can just because you tell you the number one thing nobody is thinking when they're clinging to

a raft it's floating out of their neighborhood they're not to get those mexicans coming in here taking over the country was the grab of the best flotation devices. no one is thinking that and this is true trump followed that tweet like a day later with a read tweet of this it's no color no religion no nationality should come between us we are all children of god mother teresa. but wait what about the wall come down that still come between us right because. because i was really into what you were saying about the mexicans. anyway i was more unused to later in the show but let's get to the big redacted news of the week and let me just say on paper the democratic party is what america should be on paper they are good and just and fair minded on paper they should get every vote from americans who show up to the polling place and aren't actively thinking this will teach those

transgenders a lesson. like everyone else should be voting democrat hi. pathetically but in reality in truth the democratic party is everything that's wrong with the american political system if they were a professional wrestler they would look like dude love played by mick foley. but their heart and soul would look like mankind played by mick foley. and this is why it really matters that last week the d.n.c. fraud lawsuit was dismissed thrown out it's over it's done however in the process it still managed to prove that the democratic party is a corrupt scam therefore bernie madoff the bernie sanders. i don't don't get me wrong the republicans are just as bad but everybody already knows that no one was like no one expects anything but great

a evil asking for the republicans. you know there's a lot to do with expectations right like if you if you go on into a day knowing it was someone who looks like chumley from pawn stars. then you're fine when he shows up you're like yeah that's my guy. but if you go on a day with someone whose facebook profile looks like jenelle mono and then chumbley from pawn stars shows up. very upset. your whole week it will. all on paper the democrats are the ones who want to regulate wall street and fight for the working man and when it comes to making sure wall street and financial services are fair to consumers seventy percent of americans polled said this was very important and another twenty one percent said somewhat important so ninety one percent of americans would side with democrats if the democrats actually stood for that but in reality they surround themselves with goldman sachs give no

new economic ideas and recently unveiled their plan to have a fifteen dollar minimum wage by twenty one. four. twenty one a bar just in time for you to be able to afford new tires on the r.v. you're living in so that you can drive it off a cliff with dignity. that my friends has called the retirement plan. you sixty percent of americans say the government should be responsible for ensuring health care coverage for all americans so the democrats in america agree on that in reality they are the party that solidified the concept the idea that the life death and health of every person will be decided by insurance companies by profit obama care only looks good when compared to the toxic idiocy coming out of

the republican. right it. is like if the democrats stole your dog and you said i mean titled to my dog and they said we'll give you three quarters of your dog. and then the republican said we have another idea kill the dog. and so you said no you take the three corners you are going to wow these democrats are great people they gave me three quarters of my dog. in the issue after issue what the democrats claim to support is in line with what americans want most americans want to prioritize alternative energy over oil and gas most americans are anti-war hypothetically the democrats rock maybe their new motto instead of up better deal all should have been hypothetically we're everything you want so just take everything we promised and divide by saw.

over. and here's the real point over seventy percent of americans want to get money out of polity. overturn citizens united because they want fair elections on paper the democrats stand for those things in reality the ruling elite of the party have done everything to rig our primary system and in court before the case was thrown out the d.n.c. lawyers admitted the primary election was a sham they said quote we could have voluntarily decided that look we're going to go into back rooms like they used to and smoke cigars and pick the candidate that way that's not the way it was done but they could have ok any time someone says to you hey i could have been but i wasn't there were.

the decency and mid they have no obligation to have a fair primary at all so why was a lawsuit thrown out basically because the judge a reagan appointee ruled that you couldn't prove any of the people donating to the d.n.c. actually thought the primary wasn't rigged or that they were hurt by the d.n.c. favoring playing this would be like if there were a lawsuit claiming that n.b.a. games were rigged you know they they were fake from the start to the finish but during the trial the n.b.a. said. the broad shades of a by boston dynamics are i. don't kid yourself. we have no obligation to have real games and the lawsuit got dismissed because the judge said the fans couldn't prove they were actually hurt by fake games. would that be a news story on every channel you goddamn right it would be asked three hundred twenty four seven with the headline do you care the n.b.a.

. it would be everywhere one another analogy of course you do the d.n.c. you know you guys love and you guys are like i said i. did. if the lawsuit is like if the adult video awards were sued for being fake and it was revealed in court that the videos are fake the directions are totally c.g.i. so really. it's only made by computers and the and and the millstone even have kids they're just they're just they're just lonely. just. yet they're giving out awards for their stuff anyway but the lawsuit is thrown out because no one could prove the viewers were that hurt by the lack of honor all along boners. point is if this were a sport or an awards show the revelation that it's not real would be groundbreaking people would stop going to n.b.a.

games they'd stop watching well they keep watching porn they keep watching porn but . if the d.n.c. had seen severe consequences for rigging the primaries a quarter of changed everything but instead we will go through the same con game the next time around when i was a teenager i used to think the democrats were the good guys and then i became an adult and i realized nothing is more villainous than being a bad guy wearing a little hat that says good guy. that's why the story of little red riding hood is terrifying because the law for send them a gun and i'm your grandma. who did see kids saying it's our ground law and while we're arguing about it it keeps eating children's. this. this is all part of our democratic republic and not only does it seem that most

americans don't care thanks to our catastrophic mainstream media most americans will never even find out about it but to those who have done the research and decided to. bebothered the corporate run two party system is a facade it's a walking dead a behemoth and it's up to us to build something new. ok. i. really can't tell us take the news from behind the trumpet ministration continues there guarding of regulatory bodies in the us

government he just nominated it for you and gas lawyer to head for the commission in charge of deciding whether or yelling gas pipelines should be approved so for those for those keeping score at home guy who sued the e.p.a. a lot heads the e.p.a. woman who never set foot in a public school and wants to privatized them heads public schools guy who wants to get rid of the energy department runs the energy department guy who killed teenagers just because he didn't like them having sags heads the department of agriculture. and guy who prided himself on hunting jews he's the new surgeon general i don't know if you are if you do that you get the point and in fact this week scott pruitt head of the e.p.a. said quote science should not be something that's just thrown about to try and dictate policy in the last year did they say. yeah we should let science always get

the way of our any article laws for example just because it says ingesting lead can cause brain damage vomiting and seizures. doesn't mean we shouldn't do it. we should let cities like flint michigan experiment. that's why we here at the p.s.a. didn't do anything about the lead poisoning even though we knew about it nearly a year before we issued an emergency order let them expire or bad so you know maybe the seizures would awesome dance teams who knows who knows. but sometimes our government does listen to science and that's normally when good things happen for example science showed us that the drug m.d.m.a. or molly is actually great for curing p.t.s.d. and just this week the s.t.'s designated m.d.m.a. as a breakthrough therapy for post-traumatic stress. was

a big deal in that and that could help a lot of people who are having very difficult lives and it also means i can stop with the trump shaped ecstasy pills that i've been taking. that i've been taking rectally of course. because you know you've got to show who's boss you really. well the fact of the of the f.d.a. is the thing the science says you know that's got to be driving trump crazy in unrelated news as new head of the f.d.a. trump has nominated this half eaten can of tuna fish. like we're moving up from scott pro and that's a step up. yet while trump clearly doesn't give a crap about any of the regulatory agencies that are supposed to protect americans from corporate abuse he does give a crap about where he gives a crap in fact the secret service recently spent seventy one hundred dollars all

luxury porta potties for the president for a single trip. seriously dude reported jones while people are living in the houston convention center just trying to survive you can't even bring yourself to use a regular or. just. so close to you they hired is literally called imperial raster room. write me the most of. all i want to you are no cakes made of sapphires hand sanitizer made of the tears of immigrants. speaking a pile of stuff about an assembly actually. i. am. only. allowed on air reporter who told the truth. he's a is

a freelancer for al-jazeera and it did not go well. for the climate change research that we knew or knew about and that was well because of the oil and gas industries to which he's owned this cars and even that close all and gas industries were covering up what they knew about climate change in the seventy's i have to go out about this are you were the al jazeera guy we got to the point of zero so that is very striking for us here so much money has been made in this region showed this wasn't going to be just posed to deal with climate change it was an evolution of the whole that is hold that thought for one second because on the screen we've got a live helicopter rescue above the one that's my control room well i'm sure he wasn't trying to interrupt that reporter look they actually did go back to him a minute later this is not rocket science i mean this is a lot of water to bowels is climate scientist in texas politicians going to have a lot to answer for because they're well. i think it may have just lost.

the rare double cut off that. we're going to cut you off point you want to try him up for a moment then go back to you see if you will behave yourself early if not. oh my goodness. i will have to go to a quick break but we have lived in a crowded. city to whatever dad could do or die test the regard to the poor care for the nice guy. bustling the dubrovnik in venice a room fixed travel destinations so it must be nice to live there or is it.

crowds of tourists disrupt the city's economic and social life in them hopefully before this on the scene must go on them all such as the traditional story son nas comes by him sometime soon as we know is by no means a school but there's a time while the city is trying desperately not to collapse all powerful corporations collect the profit of you should do to me what it was up to will probably go on the dole coffee cup at home in the bushes up the on some snark up the supposed to mean a. fine balance. is a tourist phobia fulfill a photo and identity. the client can be taken into the afterlife that's a lot of people from the future are now arriving in the present like he's able to pay for his very into the present using but he doesn't talk about it much because

he's already considered to be quite a strange man but you know that's the truth. about your sudden passing i've only just learnt you worry yourself and taken your last wrong turn. to you as we all knew it would i tell you i'm sorry. so i write these last words and hopes to put to rest these things that i never got off my chest. i remember when we first met my life turned on each day. but then my feeling started to change you talked about more like it was again still some more fun to view those that didn't like to question our arc. i secretly promised to never be like it's one does not leave the funeral the same as one enters mind gets consumed with this one to. speak to us that we know what they're takers. claimed that mainstream media has met its make.

over. well right. with the threat of nuclear war and trumped incoherent comments about adding troops in afghanistan or war machine is still truncheon along come like a loveless marriage i mean i mean sure we could have left it by now but just when you think you're ready to file a very general mattis dressed up like your mom god. are you gonna stay a pro though or you know i mean the opium i'm in the rare earth minerals i mean i mean the kids for that kids. here with more is our senior war expert no i'm a girl. thanks to the states we you know it seems that no matter what administration is in power there

will always be the curse of endless war. oh you mean the tradition of endless wars there are college kids who've never lived in a world without troops in iraq and afghanistan we need to be sensitive to the fact that today's youth are used to occupying space is nobody wanted the man. who kept pretty elemental little part of me died when i saw a category for avocado toast last week. fair enough but now that that means young adults think imperialism equals patriotism us like the us has invaded fifty seven countries over our history i'm surprised we haven't invaded mexico recently to just to get cheaper avocado toast a little well some of this country thrives off of battle it's by people obsess over confederate statues why we watch game of thrones why i have a six month old nephew named great beyond. before i know what i'll be shaving his head like

a neo nazi and spending his summers at military disneyland. military it is ill or rather the hell is that please please tell me that's not pluto the dog with an assault rifle ok sorry that's stupid it's stupid pluto doesn't even have opposable thumbs right goofy is the only disney dog who could ever be an efficient sniper. besides it's not really disney it's just the nickname for military adventure camp in kentucky it was coined by the camp director who sees this as a summer getaway for kids who want to taste of military like look. oh i know that's a summer getaway that looks like the hunger games. i bet the last kid's entire bunk is denied food unless he hits his target ok or a final round of the entire bonk just him. but the odds are ever in history.

overhaul becoming a vicious killing machine these campers shoot at human chain targets with a ar fifteen which the n.r.a. calls america's rifle the same way football is america's game in the fast and the furious franchise america's hopi sore. just keeps coming back this is normal or for kids if they really want to know what the military is like they should talk to the nearly forty thousand vets who are homeless on any given night better better better yet how about. a. thank you letter yet why don't they send those kids home with p.t.s.d. and tell them to act like everything is fine in a society that ignores they were even over there fighting in the first place is that ok ok yes yes these camps never show that side of it but you assume

every kid in these camps will join the military you know and you're right maybe they'll just join the local police departments instead you know there. was no controversy there. you know maybe raytheon would like sailing care. here there's a lot less racism on the open sea. now that we get it done thank you. thank you thank you it was thank you know the largest rain event in u.s. recorded history has hit houston texas scientists can tell you it has absolutely been made worse by climate change but that's not all we could have learned if we actually paid attention to science for more on this raging controversy let's go to redact a correspondent they only care of. believes that naming hurricanes solely after women are great but harvey. that's

grandpa's name watching the news now it's like my grandpa destroyed a coast of my grandpa trillions of gallons of water on texas that's disturbing c.n.n. is using my grandpa to advance their wealth to suggest. you scientists did conclude as a fact that climate change made harking harvey more deadly and worse than the flooding so the most disastrous result of climate change we've seen hits america's oil industry capital houston it's like mother nature gave birth to hurricane and other fossil fuel emissions nourished it it grew bigger then after college it moved home and ate everything in your kitchen even your precious melon mars' you tried to hide and in many of you saw everyone is using this hurricane as an opportunity to get their message across people emerge from the mud to talk on c n b c like the

former director who just stood by and watched as hurricane katrina destroyed the lives of thousands michael heckuva job brownie ok i guess they couldn't find anyone else that day and the producer was just like let's bring in this guy he's a specialist on the. web stuff he's wearing a suit might come up a disastrous beginning of this local government so the federal government's going to be told the state to be first responders that is a huge mistake that empowers you to do the much more that it should he's running but one thing i want the government to spend their tax dollars on is helping people that money is for wars and subsidizing big banks and the oil industry so keep it rescue personnel those rafts and those oxygen tanks to yourself big government let's look no more just remotely and see if the conditions before the the flood insurance program against the fremont. nothing is more comforting when you've lost

everything and putting your life in the hands of being invisible hands sure there were some businesses you helped like the mattress salesmen transformed his warehouse into a shelter put them on scene match or a smack you were just waiting until everyone was homeless so they were forced to try your super soft pillow top will news for you there are various softs but it's the private sector which means houston the disaster area it is day in twenty fifteen for a public on the texas tribune published a report about how unprepared the famously un's own city houston would be for climate change and on coming storms the journalist partnered with scientists and data simulators and maybe we choose because although there predicts sins came true they showed how local officials have largely snubbed stricter building regulations allowing developers to pave over crucial acres of prairie land that

once absorbed huge amounts of rain water but how could anyone complain when there was so much free parking. now alone sitting in the parking lot we should raise this elementary school to the ground and make it a used car dealership but those local officials like might how bob the former head of harris county flood control district said the idea that these magic sponges out in the prairie would have absorbed all that water is absurd how i knew it was witchcraft get your room magic meter ones out of here and your number spelled scientists. the pro publica investigation one awards but it had no impact on policy it's like politicians looked at the data simulations and just saw. spider web. server. a bad trying. to

stay and reporting from washington this is namely caravanning. headlines from the future coming up next monday you'll learn scott pruitt to tell your office or dismantling the e.p.a. goes much quicker than expected. was a tough job and all wednesday f.d.a. confirms strong doses of l.s.d. found to make trump presidency more tolerable. two weeks from now no. secret service struggling to afford drugs required twenty four seven testicle policy ok and now that the courts have agreed rigging the primary election is toads fine in october and already had. d.n.c. announces chuck schumer will win the twenty two on the democrat you know days of

a president. life all week every week we publish breaking news on twitter at least camp and at redacted and i don't miss it until next week good night ok bye. but it was supposed to some of us it was a. little so you know it's bullshit. last time we chased. each one of them carrying twenty kilos of drugs. first offense that. they just deployed. is the very we have

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