come to rivera could i so i was i was thinking this week i was drinking my coffee and i thought have you ever thought about all of the people of all political stripes who are on the happy with this country heading towards a disgusting just told me in the right wing corporate hole controlled by two parties that are actually just one party like if you thought of all if you thought you bring of all the good imagine if we all teamed up to beat this thing instead of even fighting it just angrily tweeting you say you're against

a police state but you're not also i'm vegetarian and yet i am. like we all came together so let's go through this list alright let's go through who's going to be on this team let's start off with immigrants right obama to ported more than ever before and now trump is on pace to beat obama's record if you're an immigrant your life sucks like you got ice agents in your home every weekend now and who are the ones that big stare royal rednecks with chat to is above the love sponge or tracking morden racism across their new car. carrying guns with a caliber higher than their i.q. . i mean maybe not all ice agents but a lot of them are big joe mammals you know grilling you on whether your good enough to be in this country you don't. the language no good. you mean i don't read the

language and the good. news it up on our tax dollars you know the military is using up all your taxes. blowing lowing up other countries thereby forcing people to wait for it move here creating more of our grads stop bombing the home and all of a sudden staying where they are becomes an attractive option. so well that immigrants are right to the list next up the l g b t community if you're gay sure you now have marriage you know you can do that but you're still being discriminated against and of all the country is willing to give you a certain group of people is a governmental religious contract that they're allowed to tie huge other down with that's a pretty rewarding i mean it should be about equality that the government shouldn't

be involved in love in any way whatsoever. like having the government sign off on law love makes as much sense as having your landlord sign off on your porn selections. do your og didn't management i'm looking for permission to view some foot fetish videos tonight and i know appreciate a speedy response as i'm already looped up and ready to go. next up if your black you live in a police state that discriminates and criminalizes you from the cradle to the grave black adults are more than to want to have times as likely as white adults to be arrested for drug possession even though white people are actually more likely to use illicit drugs if you just have a black sounding name your life is harder studies have. valved white names receive

fifty percent more callbacks for interviews of course that one has an easy answer why just lie about your name on the first bill on the first album before you meet him in person right just flood the job market with thousands of applications for tanner bradley chad and dustin. whomever is that once you get your foot in the door you can be allies oh i thought you meant the name my friends call me and i swear to god they call me maxwell whitey white pants ass choir. let's move on to women you're over half the population but only make up twenty percent of congress and studies of silence to women legislators both republican and democrat introduced a lot more bills than men and areas of civil rights and liberties education health labor and more. but to defend my gender

a little bit men are the only legislators to introduce subsidizing lawnmower mud wrestling right. that's pretty important i read where i'm going moving on if you're into personal freedom and privacy like most libertarians and liberals alike then you should how did the way this country is going isn't that part of the freedom right of freedom from on reasonable search and seizure whatever the whole you need a warrant thing raid one that a thing like because if they want to know about that then they probably shouldn't have had these show me a war and seen it every cot movie and t.v. show for forty years i've got no i don't hundred episodes of long order asking you to hold congress down and force them to watch get out the popcorn all right ice tea and bells are going to school you decide. all right if you're an

environmentalist and you care about trees and crap like that you should you should definitely be on this t.v. deep forest desean of the rain forest is a coring at a rate of eighty thousand acres a day and if you ever want to do other green thing on a sandwich that isn't laminated monsanto's chemical piss then when you do do not like where things are headed alright personally i don't need green things unless you count some form of festive st paddy's day liquor so that pretty much my green intake for the year. if you care about animals you should be with our group of angry people we have the most disgusting factory farming horrors in the contrie calf's and piglets kept in cages for their entire lives that aren't big enough to turn around in with them is employed do that just to make sure that when it's their

turn to be bacon they welcome it is that the boy like i'd like a doctor assisted suicide is not crazy to me. and as if that wasn't bad enough now every hipster is making some sort of order with bacon sprinkled on it is bacon chocolat break an ice cream bacon flavored condoms. yes. let's put the anal back in our tears and all. on behalf of pigs everywhere. i hipsters i hope your suspenders good god renders. good lucaya. you already did chocolate isn't that hedonistic adolfo you really have to sprinkle some pig on top. and wait where by the way where are the christians on all the factory farming ha it's god's. and it's the lord's work they tell us and then we

slaughter the lord's word chop it up and stuff it down your basis even when we're not hungry because oh i could i couldn't possibly swallow any more of the lord's work i've done is too much too large will always honey glades lord's work ok i wonder what's going on. if you're anti-war you're on this team too maybe you're anti-war because you don't think we should kill so many innocent people or maybe you don't want to see so many of our troops put in harm's way maybe that's your thing so that you don't have to be talking to people at a bar going yeah my cousin was killed in battle where. it's like somalia a veil of pre-invasion is something i don't really know but he died there because the freedom of the democracy of the song things don't thing. if you're anti-war then you're opposed to the right wing corporate shift of this country and when i say right wing shift i mean clue to the warmongering fold piece fall liberal

stack of democrats who yet who recently. i mean. they recently voted to give president trump limited war powers that was like two weeks ago and they call themselves the resistance. of the resistance to this maybe it's because you've built up a resistance to logic and compassion is that is that what this. is this is the resistance than it's emblem should be a battle lacks are made of silly putty. there's too many more groups to get through all of them those who support legitimate elections or worker rights or science how about science if you like science will put you on the team and children i'm telling children up there too they're going to likely that any generation yet to end up unhappy poor and unhealthy. the corporate decimation of our society environment and

environment means there won't be much of a world for them to inherit no more national parks or the earth to take their kids on a vacation to see a landfill fire hit elec well get out it lights up the night sky k. . free through the mouth not the nose. no more swimming with dolphins just swimming with plastic garbage flows. no more taken your kids to see the animatronic wonderland that is the world instead the animatronic workforce will bring their families to see what humans look like in their natural habitat to a coward to a virtual reality goggles feeding trough filled with peanut butter. bacon flavored painted but. my point is if you add up all the groups of people who should hate with all the rain a high passion this corporate state these two party cluster of piles of stock if

you add them all up it's like eighty five percent of the country what are we waiting for let's put our did we. shall come to the if you think. i'm late campanella take the news from behind this past weekend was the sixteenth anniversary of the beginning of the war in afghanistan very exciting very exciting we're going to win this any minute now we really are we just who we just need to score a few more points and then we get ahead of the after party. and. it tell you

a little little secret here but don't tell the corporate media all right. it's not a war in afghanistan it's an occupation of afghanistan ok. thank you very. well when there's a war when we're just they are all the time it be like walking up to two guys sitting on a couch half asleep with mustard strain down those shirts and go and it's already let's see who wins. there's no winning anytime soon. but the corporate media just keeps that a secret like they did for at least a decade with the harvey weinstein rape allegations right or the bill cosby rape allegations or the jimmy savile rape allegations or the roger ailes you get the point all right yet the point we don't have all day occupations such as afghanistan

may be why the u.s. consistently tops polls of greatest threat to world peace including a gallup poll from just a few years ago so i guess we are winning something. i don't know there's a trophy for that out of hope there's a trophy like a bowling trophy where there's just a fuse coming out of the bowling ball but. was it our nine hundred military bases around the world that put us over the top do you think that's what did it i don't we said we should stop it ninety five you know. all over that seems a bit aggressive it's not very neighborly. and right now you might be thinking louis you mentioned the u.s. military bases like every episode i think we all get it well i would agree with you but you're forgetting that a lot of people out there are idiots then we got a lot is we know not to mention the glut of numbskulls in it when it's we're were overflowing with dunces and for brains i mean don't get me started on this for

brains and. it's gotten so bad that a home depot has started worrying that no one knows how to use the tools they're selling. so they've started putting out videos telling us tape measure works and which end of a hammer to hold. that's right a tape measure can be used for more than measuring you're going to. from combat. through. speed of free of a home depot if you dig a little deeper you'll find they are a member of the american legislative exchange council or alec which has announced it will be a holding its forty fifth anniversary gala at the trump international hotel alec is responsible for like look every time you see a state bill and you look at it and you go yes. that's him that's our.

lisa nelson she's executive alex said the trump administration is full of the people and ideas we've advanced since one thousand nine hundred seventy three. all of the ideas you mean ego maniacal narcissistic sociopathy that i was you guys. how could i how did i describe says that there's an early eighty's terrible horror movie called basket case in which a flashy tumor about this big where the face and the hands it goes around murdering people goes around killing people alec is the legislative a quick left of that. and they're bragging that the trump white house shares their fleshy murderous tumor belief system. and now they're having a gallop to celebrate although all the hold actually that doesn't quite represent

the situation. graphics department can you guys were you when you go can you do that there we go there we go thank you thank you. so you know we have to go to a quick break but redacted tonight is coming to berwyn germany to build a new state has come to take you back of course. you got their bike you should call your city as well we'll be right back. thank you for new to the game this is how it works now the economy is built around corporations corporations run washington washington media the media over voters elected the businessman to run this country business equals power you must it's not business as usual it's business like it's never been done before

. what you have for breakfast yesterday why would you put those for the fish your wife or. what's your biggest fear. in the bin on the hay right with the last time you read a book you say if you ever met the best quarterback. that's one topic that doesn't belong to you now i did give you due to the question more. mark twain said it's easier to fool people than to convince them they've been fooled that could be why america is so divided because people have been fed fake news paid for by corporate interests they beat you down until you believe their fairy tales well here's a story for you it's called big and it's full of facts not fiction.

all the world's a stage and all the news companies merely players but what kind of parties aren t. american play r.t. america offers more artsy american personnel. in many ways the news landscape is just like the few real news fake news good actors bad actors and in the end you could never your audience so much parking all the world stage all the world's a stage all the world's a stage and we are definitely a player. if you are like me you were probably mad when zero bankers went to jail for

a crashed. in the global economy in two thousand and eight that's one of my pet peeves. well i hope you set aside some of that rage for hearing the j.p. morgan chase pay their five point three billion dollar fine for fraud with the more florida when you've got a good thing going you know here to discuss is our senior chill economist naomi. thank you thank you we're going to john here upon morgan did pay some of it one point one billion dollars was paid in cash and the other four point two billion dollars they've been through for giving mortgages for financial relief credit and now obtaining financial relief credit is a very complex process that j.p. morgan it's where you grab your internal records roll your eyes and move your hand up and down. for

a look at the process quite. how do you commit fraud with forgiveness how does that leave calm down i think you could use a cup of this soothing bedtime to. j.p. morgan forgave thousands of mortgages to repay the fine but one small problem they didn't technically own those mortgages they are many of them toxic mortgages were sold off to investors despite nice letters j.p. morgan sent to the homeowners which said you will know nothing more on the loan and your debt will be cancelled now the debt was not actually cancelled but doesn't that letter just lift your spirits. like an inspirational quote and yogi teabags who let me see what mine says. we are spiritual beings having a human experience. weight and my human or spirit which one is. it

that actually stressed me you know that's how they get you to drink more of this crap. so homeowners got screwed again in this process oh no they didn't just screw homeowners they screwed investors they screw taxpayers they screw the s.e.c. they screw the d.o.j. well actually no not the d.o.j. they were complicit d.o.j. knew i'm not done listing the people they screwed live here very screwed homeowners whose homes were already foreclosed upon and abandoned because once forgiven they were required to pay for back taxes and repairs so the screw the neighborhood and the and they screwed entire cities because abandoned buildings lead to urban blight which leads to urban flight which leads to a crackhead squatting in your garden. which i wouldn't mind if you just tended to my herbs a little more you know how did this under such

a scale those robo signing mortgage releases were automatically signed by bank robots without looking at the contents and this this is where i get mad oh. this need really this means the robots are taking our fraud. think everything's really. was it robo signing the god j.p. morgan find in the first place that there's absolutely zero integrity in this inquiry there is a tiny bit of integrity they donated one hundred fifty million dollars to invest in detroit see they were worried that they were screwing detroit so hard through the phony mortgage forgiveness program that it posed a risk to the bank's reputation. or reputation. its already worse than the neighborhood palm reading hooker who infected an entire town with syphilis and said your future is in real estate alone wisconsin.

we are doing ok and i have to scrub that hand for j.p. morgan that keeps committing the same crimes against americans all organizations should lose their business license or be sold for parts five point three billion dollars fine means nothing to you they didn't really play ads so we don't know the psychological turmoil that number had on the employees that people were. sure those white collar criminals didn't actually get sent to prison they went internally. luckily there's a team for that they only care about every. three weeks yet also to hold the school there are more problems with privatizing education than simply the fact that soon it will get so expensive you'll have to put algebra and chemistry on

layaway correspondent natalie mcgill dug a little deeper she filed this report. that. attention teams of america i totally get why you don't want to finish high school there's bullying there's violence even against teachers and worse. there are painfully awkward prom. i. i think that was sweet too if i was a dad inside dropping out is a plague and that's why states are pouring millions of your tax dollars into for profit dropouts recovery schools run by companies like that it's a learning and acceleration academies to capture the kids who are jumping ship. except there's one problem the dropouts are dropping out of the drop out school the public schools these students once called home aren't exactly helping the

situation in order to. their graduation rates and standardized test scores high they're pleased as punch to cast off the students who turned and. not so coded messages on how they feel about class. once these kids arrive drop out recovery schools it's more of a glorified roll call even if kids do show up they walk out an hour later and the kids who do stay spend five hours a day doing coursework on a computer with little instruction one student at ohio's capital high school which received one point four million dollars in state funding said classmates didn't bother reading questions on multiple choice tests and instead they would keep clicking til they got it right. that's literally how i won every game of street fighter two against my older brother. such schools aggressively recruit as many as possible and sometimes even after they stop showing up

a practice that can generate hundreds of thousands of dollars in taxpayer paid revenue for empty desks states determine how much money to give schools based on how many are in seats and in florida's case it was the exact moment the state began to count those but one school run by acceleration academies used facebook to lure promotions such as monday and thursday taco tuesday and wednesday what there was no money in the budget for friday plus pizza on monday and thursday who runs their social media of the bourse alcoholic single father. thought of eating pizza twice a week makes your stomach turn here's something else that will make it worse our education secretary is totally fine with this that's because the boss

a woman who's never experienced the perks of a public. you cation like school lunches resembling toaster strudels with skin cancer has a lady boner full charter schools the boss house these schools as a solution to lowering dropout rates even though a pro publica investigation found in ohio alone last year for profit companies where nearly one third of the state's ninety four charter schools were dropouts but three fourths of the twenty with the highest absenteeism rates the reasons behind a high school dropout are complex they range from the need to financially support your family to the need to avoid the gym teacher who insists on watching you change after class but not only are we screwing taxpayers by funding these schools we're screwing kids out of the type of education and counseling needed at a major crossroads in their life as cheesy as it sounds these kids are our future

we can't give up on them anywhere not here not florida or ohio. even though i guess everyone gives up on ohio's future at least once reporting from washington now let me go back to tonight. there are your headlines from the future tomorrow you'll read the new head of homeland security fire during swearing in ceremony. and on wednesdays. u.s. invades sweden pillages their health care system. and the corporate media continues to lose its mind you'll read this next week. russia used poky mungo to interfere in twenty six to lag should oh wait that was printed yesterday for real. every reporter involved in that story should be beaten in the head with their

laptop that's our show but check out the redacted in a weekly podcast called moment of clarity available for free on i tunes and stitcher also you can now watch dr tonight on direct t.v. channel three two one until next time. i do not know if the russian state hacked into john podesta scheme ailes and gave them to wiki leaks but i do know barack obama's director of national intelligence has not provide credible to support his claims of russia i also know he perjured himself in a senate hearing three months before the revelations provided by edwards he denied that the n.s.a. was carrying out wholesale balance of the us. to hyperventilate or break he has once again proved to be an ethical government claims that cannot be fair.