but in a way are we all ocean trash deniers i mean how much ocean like me ocean trashed of us have you seen recently you know interrupting your family beach vacations beating you with pool noodles or going but how do you know you are there is one of feels like to be on the all ask. and or plastic problem is growing exponentially in one thousand if we produce two point three million tons of plastic in twenty fifteen it was four hundred forty eight million years toasts all of that for forty eight one hundred sixty one million tons was for packaging material that is used for less than six months single serving yogurt single serving lunchables single use plastic bags single use for sparklers you know you used to be you could get several months out of a couple of those talkers really a bit if you get nipple razzle dazzle for a good long time but now everyone just tosses them out right over their shoulders

so that it gets stuck in some dolphins blow hole or something and who's going to clean those balls out how it was going to volunteer for that blow job what. in the ninety fifth. u.s. media was celebrating celebrating the new found freedom of plastics in one thousand fifty five life magazine ad the headline for zero zero way living items in the photo it said would take forty hours to clean the text noted except that no housewife need bother. yeah but what they did mentioned in mentioning their throwaway living article was that by using that much plastic we as a species would throw away living our. lives would be no more i we would be a single serving species but don't worry as the oceans are getting choked with plastics wildlife is dying off and our cities are filling. pollution pretty much

everyone now understands we have to live sustainably and stop buying annulus late no one except psychopaths would recommend we do otherwise right. just. oh my triglycerides uncertain times of chimpanzees bother bending over her with the rob. just grab your phone and bye bye bye bye bye and then one of our underpaid servant people will have more pacifiers and sipek of their liver to you within the next thirty sack and yet i don't mind the words please tell me they're watching hastily scribbled on the guy's t. shirt yes yes to exchange an awkward thanks before taking my call wave sized

box that holds a plastic i don't the size of a tennis ball. only half the plastic ever manufactured has been made in the past fifteen years last year the coca-cola company acknowledged for the first time just how many plastic bottles makes one hundred twenty eight billion a year but here's some good news kenya joined a growing list of nations that have banned plastic bags france said it would ban plastic bags and cups by two thousand and twenty but on plastic micro beads in cosmetics take effect this year in the u.s. canada and the u.k. and for other countries yes even theresa may the terror attack the lady who says. who sits atop england's golden throne of zombies skulls even even she has

a plan to rid the country of all plastic waste in twenty five years which fun fact is the same amount of time it takes one for you can see blood worms to gestate many many believe. many believe we need an international agreement to stop filling the oceans with plastic oh wait we already have a strong hundred ninety three nations including the u.s. actually passed the united nations clean seas agreement it's really just a declaration of a good intention it's like the rio de janeiro treaty in which the world pledged to combat dangerous climate change back and nineteen ninety two meaningless international agreements are really doing us wonders. anyway here are five things that you yes you can do to help give up number one give up plastic bags really it. truly is a plastic shopping bags are used worldwide every year and all hundred billion in

the u.s. alone the average dame in contrast goes through for a single use bags per year the average american goes through for plastic bags just disposing of his bloody gloves after murdering the grocery store clerk who gave him paper bags. what do you what do you think of the flintstones here give me a gun and want to back. number two no more straw us americans. americans tossed five hundred million plastic straws per year wait no every day that's every guy. number of three use a refillable water bother. we're now at a million plastic bottles per minute ninety one percent of which are not recycled

number four of void of plastic packaging plates and cups number five recycle and don't litter and i feel i feel that one should be followed by. recycling don't litter. but what this list from national geographic can't and won't say and basically every media outlet will never talk about is that to truly save ourselves we have to move away from unfettered capitalism a system that. says to the world choir's that requires and promotes endless buying infinite consumption don't stop buying more waste more buy more weissbourd over don't reuse don't recycle don't don't do without used to be that a tube of toothpaste would would last a roughly sixteen years or so now. not to travel to the place you know last year like three and i thought you thought the you used to use them single use soap right

next to grab your umbrello which will hold together for about two rainstorms there's nothing more allergic to your brain of than a modern day umbrella. like acid so that they're made out of cotton candy. then you get to work you grab a single use coffee a single use coffee lid your plastic straw you know you have plastic single use cream or then you whip out your disposable ballpoint pen that has only enough ng to write the words. yes won't it be convenient when our planet is uninhabitable we have an eco testicle selfish economy based on ovoid health and sustainability was suffocating on our own economic idiocy every single ad program for as a commercial you ever sing is meant to tell you that more is better more consumption more buying more needed but more is not better it's works there's only

one thing in life where more is better. so number of average joe de redacted. i know ok. thank you god you got you've got a very good right. welcome i'm really can alice take the news from behind so you already know that our man child president may baby has brought us peace with north korea or at least it seems our way until tomorrow when the red pepper mayo on his burgers a little too spicy that he gets a bad bad gas at which point he'll take his anger out by tweeting that kim jong un

is jobby in the deal is off but for now peace but despite this historic move toward peace most of your mainstream media is trashing the deal c.n.n. m s n b c the democrats have staked out a position to the right of the republicans man doing that we remain on the cusp of nuclear war forever some of them were even upset that trump pledged to stop our meaningless war games in south korea how they were even they were even upset that he even called the war games war games how dare he not use the agreed upon euphemisms in order to brainwash the american public. they think these are not war games they are strategic exploding practice to religious. was surprisingly loud nature twelve feet from the border of a nuclear power. and then you put on fox news where they seem to think donald trump

just solved the origin of dark matter. brought bags. seventy percent of all extinct species and created peace on earth for the next hundred years meanwhile none of these channels none of them seem to notice that we're still dropping forty four thousand bombs a year and helping saudi arabia perpetrate a genocide in yemen that the us just said could kill three times the number of people as jews were killed during the holocaust. yeah seriously they should be talking with us. for the morally bankrupt neo liberal world view held by both the democrats and republican watson and their friends if you know how many of those starving kids in yemen are funding my senatorial campaign half zero right now out of one. that was a direct quote. the supreme court has decided that purging people of color

from the voting rolls is all well and good to stop sort of held ohio's purging of voters ohio has cut nearly two million voters from the rolls in recent years and that purging is far more common with people of color the way that the way this is done is someone if someone doesn't vote in one of the elections then the officials send a postcard to them and it says if you don't respond to this you may be stripped of your voter registration secretary of state john hughes ted's office mailed some one point five million queries to registered voters he got back fewer than three hundred thousand responses and then stripped some one point two million voters from the computer files hey i got i got i got an idea supreme court how about elected officials put a coder ring in every box of crackerjacks all right and then each voter puts on the ring while listening to that week's serial installment of dick tracy on the radio

box during that episode there will be in and cold. message if they they answer that code and answer a questionnaire correctly then they get to vote the questionnaire. the questionnaire consists of one question are you black i've got to tell supreme court good. oh yeah did i mention we also officially lost net neutrality this week right which which means you're probably watching this video would. be because we don't have control of be interwoven anymore but on the bright side if you do acid at the same time as you're watching news to try to. quit you don't think right i. tell ya gotta stay high. all the right.

lateral and they lend against property and what happens prices are artificially pumped up and jacked up and some people can't afford housing the way to fix the housing problem in the u.k. is to take away this fractional reserve banking as property so that prices would come down to the level that is traditionally affordable by the average person in prison. when a loved one is murder it's natural to seek the death penalty for the murder of her and it be the death penalty just because they think that's the fair thing the right

thing research shows that for every nine executions one convict is found. the idea that we were executing innocent people is terrifying there's just no present and that we even many of the times families want the death penalty to be well received to get help here is because that's what murder victims' families want that's going to give them peace that's going to give them justice and we come in and say. we've been through this this isn't the way. you come back from back find now you probably have heard of universal basic

income or u.b.i. as a way to battle economic inequality but the idea that struggling american would receive an unconditional monthly stipend no strings attached seems unlikely as unlikely as finding fox news at an oil pipeline protest or m.s.n. b c n n pipeline protests or stand at an oil pipe you get the point. but for former residents of stockton california basic income is closer to becoming a reality then you would think for more on this we go to our senior basic correspondent now lemme get. a basic basic income. correspond ok. so stockton starting off morning yeah so what's going on here is an experiment worse than the n.f.l. playing in one. i don't need the redskins to go across the atlantic to know they

suck worse than england's food. just like i. don't need to see stockton's mayor give one hundred residents five hundred dollars a month for over a year to no it's a scenario begging for irresponsible purchases come back to me i'm at minimum getting top shelf full quads or for here to. look at this in the whole place so you. know you also assume their job plus unemployment doesn't guarantee a living wage especially since one in four stockton residents live in poverty in the town went bankrupt a few years which is especially why we shouldn't trust a twenty seven year old mayor to manage a town's money they're practically asking for the city's entire savings to be stashed inside a decade old futon that's already full of lost souls and i'll try great d.v.d.'s. and it doesn't get at the root of the problem part of why u.p.i.

seems attractive is because it's an answer to automation replacing human labor. which you won't have to worry about with my version of u.b.i. up or cutting bots internationally. right this is my plan to transport up incoming mexican boxers the punch boston dynamics robots. like. this not only saves jobs but now no one can say an immigrant took their. automation is inevitable basic income you know it's a stepping stone makes it easier to afford expenses research shows we'll lose nearly half of our jobs in the next twenty years. if mexican middleweight canelo alvarez is left hook as anything to say about. it as much as immigration paperwork costs having any other u.b.i. out there my fund raising cash. especially some stocks is a million dollars for these checks from the economic security project run by

facebook co-founder chris hughes he wants to give five hundred dollars a month to every american making less than five fifty thousand dollars a year except that requires a fifty percent tax increase on the one percent and of all people because the founder of facebook should know there's a higher chance i'll get a facebook post from someone i love poke my vagina. is that option on facebook and i'm going to do so use maybe a one percent or buddy sees that basic income may be the first step in realizing that the the benefits of society especially with technological advancement should go back to the people right not not just to a tiny group of insanely wealthy. like we could be working a lot less if the top ninety percent. of the top ninety percent didn't take all the money ok ok well. so maybe basic income will help stockton but it'll be years

before there is one large enough to help in a major city like a. san francisco i mean maybe by then they'll turn out to trash into affordable housing. and definitely the worse the commute the cheaper the rand and unless you can swim that commute is going to be a. fair enough. they try to make a living there is a fight going on in washington d.c. concerning the minimum wage and it's a debate that many cities across the country are having to break it down let's go now to redacted correspondent john. are to vote no on d.c. initiative seventy seven and don't get it twisted save our tips is not an anti circumcision protest slogan but maybe it should be just look at that poor bastard

don't or that's not our this segment is about it's about the powerful restaurant lobby they're currently trying to mask their campaign to kill initiative seventy seven and upcoming ballot measure here in washington d.c. that would gradually raise the minimum wage of tipped workers to fifteen dollars an hour by twenty twenty five but by cloaking its opposition to the wage increase in the lefty rhetoric the campaign hopes it can trick d.c.'s overwhelmingly liberal voter base into voting down a progressive policy and it appears to be working well over one hundred independently owned d.c. restaurants and bars have signed an open letter on behalf of the wishes of their tips employees to vote against the wage increase among multiple worries lots of d.c. bartenders and servers are scared that with a higher wage their tips will dry up and their overall pay will drop but outside of whether or not that will be the case the question is who exactly is funding these

fears who are the fear funders. and why does fear of thunder make me think of somebody who finances imposed war if you. just let the joker. know the fear funders are linking strategy group which partially manages the save our tips campaign and lincoln strategy group is a company that did six hundred thousand dollars worth of work in two thousand and sixteen missing for the trump presidential campaign that's odd especially considering save our tips tweets out things like whether you're for or against hash tag initiative seventy seven we can all agree with the hashtag don't drop but vote no june nineteenth so save our tips is actually conflating resistance to trump with resistance to increased wages for tift workers the k.

street based restaurant association metropolitan washington also gave fifteen thousand dollars toward the campaign already w is a funder they're an industry trade group that represents owners not workers already in w. has a plan to defeat ballot initiative seventy seven and we need you to get involved here is how does it save our tips dot com for more information and attend one of the upcoming meetings for owners and operators. what else you guys into perhaps lobbying against affordable housing revenue the city council of alexandria is considering a one percent increase to the city's meals tax that increase would raise the meals tax from four to five percent the money from the meals tax would be dedicated to the expansion of affordable housing in alexandria this is in addition to the six percent state sales tax he was meeting with members of the city council to voice our opposition oh guess who else is framing this debate big lee the national

restaurant association the enter a. as a trade association that represents corporate interests including mcdonald's corporation yum brands burger king corp darden restaurants and other multinational restaurant chains holy shit does everything with the initials n.r.a. have to contribute to death somehow what else does it stand for the national rabies association well i honestly don't know if increasing to workers hourly wages in d.c. will end up helping or hurting them financially there's actually a number of compelling arguments on both sides of this issue but i do know that the entities funding the campaign against it are a bunch of demented sucking. word. mega bastard so there's that portable. back to.

your headlines from the future in three weeks you'll read herman crab off the coast of california clearly doesn't realize he's living inside toy batmobile. coming up tomorrow. n.p.r. trump sinks nation into a grueling peace with north korea. and finally twenty five years from now. planet earth enshrined a layer of plastic cap for us for eventual arrival of intelligent life. that charge like to go. back to health care for. dad. oh i thought of god.

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