that point you have to ask yourself why was i furiously trying to obtain a pickle with hands covered in baby oil. what has my life become so gridlock is good but let's talk about some of the more censored sides of this midterm election the mainstream media will tell you this was a no holds barred fight between red and blue who will win good or evil or light these rich warmongers funded by corporate america and genetically crafted and never question unfettered capitalist exploitation or these rich warmongers funded by corporate america to then i think a. catalyst i could say said i just got a shattered outsider oh my god oh my god here c.n.n. can now project the democrats will win the majority in the u.s. house of representatives jake this is a huge win for the democrats a huge setback for the president and for the republicans it is yes yes yes

i love watching all the goats versus i really do i root for the alligator. so the top centered story about these midterms is that they decide a small number of policy issues in this country most everything has already been decided in fact almost all of the true progressives the candidates who who refuse corporate money and actually did stand for something different they were all carefully weeded out in the democratic primary so at the end of the day out of hundreds of races a grand total of about two supposedly anti-corporate candidates got elected and even then they are already backtracking a harder than britney spears in concert all right. and that was a lip sync joke that belonged in two thousand and nine. the gray. the reality she

is still in vegas the great and spoken reality is the true proof progress has already been sliced out of the system like a cancer to corporate america like like the candid mushrooms on a slice of pizza you get a slice those out right because you know fresh mushrooms would be one thing but they can during the carter administration put on a shelf and think don't touch them it's gross what did anyone notice that was barely any mention of third parties by the mass media and some may argue well a the third parties aren't winning so why should they talk about clearly most americans are either republicans or democrats and i agree except for the fact you're completely wrong. here is the latest gallup poll from october of this year republicans twenty eight percent democrats thirty percent and those who aren't either thirty nine percent. more than either of the corporate parties the democrats or republicans have set up

a system that makes it nearly impossible to run for office outside of the two party system impossible to get into the debates and most importantly impossible to have enough money to paper years stupid face over every t.v. i pad i pod computer and that job kindle shall phone billboard agenda grandma right from here but can't see you walk around the corner that guy's face is right there you know if two candidates have millions of dollars to spend well one candidate as you know seventeen dollars in a coupon for a general grand slam breakfast then i think we don't want to at all batter. and finally we get to election fraud in some of the most watched contests this week we saw a rampant fraud and suppression bedo rorik last alleged bambi murderer ted cruz. they did and through that is reporting new evidence shows the texas senate race was . to manipulation watchers observed that there is

a voting systems computer in the central counting station in texas that why five connectivity e-mails were being sent from it than. there of course would make sense that ted cruz only one with fraud because who in their right mind votes for the guy who murdered the hammer. in another race in georgia stacy abrams was up against brian kemp who as i've covered on the show before also ran the elections in georgia there's a conflict of infant that's like that's like leaving the house guarded by a monkey right you you know the moment you look away he's going to steal all. anyway abrams has not conceded yet as of this taping but she is losing by seventy five thousand or so votes however camp not to over three hundred forty thousand people off the voter rolls so why does our mainstream media act like these

elections or even remotely legit then your rig and it should be. i mean. it should be every bit of the reporting every bit of coverage every news report should go welcome to five stacy abrams a seventy five thousand votes. in a completely rigged election. has more suspicious than steve voluntary going to soup kitchen all right. and in kansas kris kobach last despite rigging that thing every which way but all right also all third party candidates were carefully plucked away like the hairs on a male porn star. that's what every news reports should bring but instead the job of our corporate media is to manufacture celebration for ridiculous and corrupted alike toral process how do you you walk.

they. are all commonly can always take the news from behind and say oh the midterms have been taking up a lot of this country's attention but have no fear we can multitask right we can bicker about political nonsense and pretend climate change isn't happening at the same time. we can pay millions of dollars to malign political opponents hopefully crushing any future they may have and making their families hate them while also undermining possible peace talks and half a dozen countries simultaneously. we can surprised voters of color at the exact

same moment we drone bomb people of color we can lie about foreign policy wall when a law about domestic policy is you know how do we do it how do we have such stamina you ask we do it with our own patented energy drink red bull. he says he was going to say that it is now and will throw in a can a hog wash really well so you can wash your hard anyway i bring this up because while we were busy with the midterms our elected officials were also busy continuing an economic embargo on cuba designed to ruin the lives of people drinking low heroes and smoking cigars on a sunny day has got our work cut out for us yet the united nations general assembly has backed a resolution condemning the us economic embargo on cuba the vote was a hundred and eighty. no. it's just israel.

you would think we could have twisted the arm of liechtenstein or some. of them to throw us a bone the u.s. government says we have to keep the crushing embargo on cuba because of their terrible human rights record yes they're terrible human rights record such as a few years ago when they led the fight against ebola in africa sending hundreds of well trained doctors more than any other country but i think we all know they did that to try and collect as many ebola patients as they could and then catapult them into florida. in operation we. saw no we marched economically crys countries like cuba venezuela iran right but at the same time we have no qualms with say brazil where a right wing fascist balsa naro was just elected it is it is

shocking that a country could elect a fascist and be home to the miss bomb bomb contest at the same time. i was going to pick one fascist or miss my dog. because those tricks don't have an ounce of hate in them either. they are pure luck. but rather than sanctions brazil gets congratulations from the us on joining the fascist club because and this is important fascists are good for the stock market and i have a shard to prove it. i charged to prove that i'm. not a shark that makes a lot more sense i don't even know how we are ok as you can say max because all has elected a leftist who will take power soon and the stocks are going down brazil has elected a new yellow fascist who supports dictatorships torture and violence against

minorities and women and the corporations are excited but why are we wasting time talking about brazilian fascism when we have our own homegrown fascism to get excited about our own dictator has been furious about immigrants coming here he has said this plan is mine so he has been in a mine here or. he says. some of these are for the ride home. he said there are too many refugees coming across our southern border and not enough crude oil so trump has moved to open near all offshore waters to oil drilling but good news we may not even have to drill it turns out a lot of the oil is just floating right up to the top of the water for a pretty exciting and one of oil spill it just came out recently in the gulf of mexico has been going on for fourteen years and may soon be bigger than the b.p.

deepwater horizon spill last month a court filing in a case involving taylor energy company says ten thousand to thirty thousand gallons daily is leaking from multiple wells and you may think that illegal for them to hide this oil spill for all these years and that question i say how dare you all right taylor energy did not hide this they did the right thing they reported this oil spill the new orleans based taylor said two to three gallons were leaking daily out of the mother on the sea floor. so it's just ten or fifteen thousand times the amount they sat. because it is illegal to not report in oil spill it's not illegal to under-report an oil spill it's kind of like al it's a legal to hit a pedestrian their car and not report it but if you have fifteen thousand pedestrians and then report you hit one who's really counting. on fire

however when it comes to oil spills if you like may you think we can only all over planet earth we need to up outer space too and we need to get to work because there's a lot more of it to go there's a lot to do our defense secretary general mattis says the us needs offensive weapons in space for self defense. we have to protect ourselves from the things in outer space. right because chances are if those things can see us there thinkin we have to protect ourselves from whatever the eating that blue dot. looks for applying. matta said dominance in space is vital for the american way of life and the pentagon must be prepared for deployment and usage of offensive weapons there in order to protect u.s. interests interests yes protecting our interests such as drone bombing cool gadgets

made by children in bangladesh and anything that comes out of drake's face all right those are the three things. that we're interested in and we must protect now. we must fill the heavens would large weaponry because we have filled the earth with large weaponry and we can all agree it's going great. and that is further stated the idea behind president trumps recent instruction to create a us space force was to create actual operational capabilities to fight a war in orbit after we had achieved that we might even consider making our earth based public schools operational. we're concerned. we might even look in the operational capabilities of our bridges and roads and things. that we need goals that predate bugs first let's put some nuclear weapons on the space shuttle challenger right to go to

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resist i don't see how that strategy will be successful very critical time time to sit down and talk. stock buybacks are basically for brit you know circling of money totally in a way that doesn't reflect the business they're not in the business of except for the business of fraud and this is rampant throughout the entire s. and p. five hundred it was the day of reckoning comes as it seems to be happening now you could see it drop the market down forty or fifty percent you know. and people like oh my god what happened well that's going to last for years because there is an open mentality. in twenty four to you know bloody revolution to the demonstrations going from being relatively peaceful political protests to be creasing the violent revolution is always spontaneous or is it

just a lawyer here i mean your list put me in the new bill is that i mean you explain you know to the former ukrainian president recalls the events of twenty forty. those who took part in this today over five billion dollars to assist ukraine in these another goal that will ensure a secure and prosperous and democratic. form . of the book. was.

not well. welcome back welcome back with candy rocks through protest of the dakota access pipeline may have pressured some big banks to divest from big oil but recent decisions from j.p. morgan chase and wells fargo show we have a long way to go the two banks recently agreed to continue offering billions in lines of credit in bridge in or g.e. company planning to rebuild the line three or pipeline that would harm indigenous tribes in minutes. in wisconsin for more on this we go to our senior lewd or oil expert. just because we're talking about oil doesn't mean you should try to be slick. you conveniently left out that on the very same day those banks extended to. ninety one

other full banks in d.c. to revise the equator principles industry led due diligence standards meant to prevent banks from supporting environmentally and socially harmful projects so these banks met to save the environment on the same day they made a financial commitment to destroy it that's one to. one hell of a double booking right there. you've never double booked anything mr i host two shows a week. do you not remember double booking naomi and john to be on the second half of redacted v.i.p. and they only choking out john so she could say ok. but i didn't know you were throwing twenty dollar bills and yelling fight ok. just because john was too busy regaining consciousness to hear my call it doesn't make it any less valid and maybe j.p. morgan and wells fargo's timing wasn't great but it's never the wrong time to do

the right thing even if the right thing is something as ridiculous as activists expecting big banks to revise the equator principles to include a un standard allowing indigenous people to give or withhold consent to a project that may affect them or their territories how it was ridiculous indigenous people having the right to give consent sounds entirely reasonable risk reasonable. these are the c.e.o.'s of j.p. morgan chase and wells fargo i don't know if you've been watching the news lately but i think you're asking a little too much of millionaire white men to grasp what consent is. a. twenty dollars says that what consent was six months ago. tampering with your twenty's all right. i wouldn't bet against first of all the big bank c.e.o.'s had plenty of time to not be indigenous people

are risking their lives to stop pipelines like three from destroying their land and access to clean water and the damage is already happening by the way last year the keystone pipeline two hundred ten thousand gallons of oil in south dakota and they go to access pipeline leak at least five times in twenty five games that's better than six times. plus you know what sometimes leaks happen even your bed sheets found that out in july. that was a joke. kind of. any gesture the big banks will follow principles to save the environment rings hollow when they're still financing oil it's ridiculous to not throw all of this on the banks all right three pipeline needed state approval to which it got from the minnesota public utilities commission but the commission didn't totally screw over indigenous people because their decision included

a decommissioning trust fund to insure the new pipeline will be retired responsibly decades from now. from now what about this twenty right here that pipeline won't leak during that time now give me that i'm cashing out again. thinking i'll protest the block pipeline the pentagon has new ideas on how to stop those protests and all the other ones for more on this raging controversy we go to correspondent naomi caravan. you may not take so. well meaning activism seriously and that's understandable after you've seen several puppies babies and nipples with stickers that say i voted on them however the pentagon is courting millions into studying our social media posts to predict anti trump protests and while i'm happy they're reading my witty

means government surveillance is getting downright creepy like with the research paper the us army funded called social network structure as a predictor of social behavior the case of protest in the twenty sixteen us presidential election this paper argues that the next protest could be predicted with tweets and this will in due would have lead to have a chilling effect on dissent which is why i have to distance myself from online activists. in two thousand and six intelligence agencies and research universities came together to find a new groundbreaking way to make money called the office for anticipating surprise yes that is a real government office that still exists. unlike this cabin which is not real surprised the office of anticipating surprise when it

wasn't ruining magic shows helped to inject twenty two million dollars into a project called members embers or early model based event recognition using surrogates used open source indicators social media satellite imagery and more than two hundred thousand blogs that are publicly available to model risks of social contagions that could damage the u.s. strategic interests overseas social contagions like the arab spring of two thousand and eleven in other words where was democracy disease spreading if you experienced democracy disease ask your doctor and a cia agent if i lent is right for you. side effects may include not. having on the number of the respiratory trends of those two groups going on and then duct tape over your mouth trump has been investigating all of his online enemies without oversight since twenty seventeen when his administration privatized the embers social media surveillance program now we know about patents from

a company working within the administration on embers. one of these patents was for technology that would infer the locations of users it's detailed in this research paper entitled that's what friends are for inferring location and online social media platforms based on social relationships the author is working on a follow up study in titled how to obtain friends asking for a friend this technology can predict an individual's location even without that individual choosing to share their particular location hey johnny boy could i borrow twenty dollars. this technology hopes to answer the age old question is this the start of a mass rye or just an unhappy person we already know that the government considers

leftist activism a threat or an emergency state and federal law enforcement agencies were collaborating to ramp up social networking surveillance of domesticity activists over concerns about protests against the stone x.l. pipeline they're treating activists like terrorists as if they're worse than people who actually kill people which means i have to throw the government off the scent i'm just about girl living in about world. discount andre dance for the present one. this is namely kara vonnie rejected tonight. your headline from the future next week you'll read it in grand display of democracy in action rigged election heads to regrown off. very exciting coming up

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of god of this is not a gun to the. woods as the three that got into the city at the last arsenal cliburn them proprietary software you don't know the source code isn't that a such a security risk when you have a black box operating in the public eye to microsoft's dependency puts governments under a cyber threat and not only that. mall. is simply a sense of selling this global warming. thing to. all those. with. the rules this is. done with the all business stopped and there was a sting of all the fun is up in his cards on the fly and. it's been seventy years since the united nations adopted the universal declaration

on human rights but in many places it remains a declaration and not a reality how to bridge the divide between practice and preaching. the be. and there's now a bowl around prick here and no one to know why says terrorist bomb. but there are bad memories. twenty four years ago this country song a real end of the world. after the genocide there a moment in the wonder of a man. the women to fix the broken.

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doing you must. do for. her headline stories this hour more divisions on merge in the us this time over a video involving c.n.n. reporter jim acosta this claim the material was doctored in order to justify the bombing of the journalist from the white house. by try saudi arabia post a tweet in support of yemeni children with a un warns tens of thousands die every year as a result of the saudi bombing campaign. the syrian army rescues over a dozen hostages from the grip of islamic states while the us report reveals american aid money is ending up in the terrorist pockets.