something that happened way back in july. and i'll give you one more piece of good news from these midterms before i over them because the democrats have won the house of representatives that means on certain issues there will be gridlock and. if there's one thing i love it's when our corrupt corporate owned ruling elites are able to do a horrible thing. damn job tighter than a pickle jar and negative temperatures well your hands are covered in baby oil that would be awesome but at that point you have to ask yourself why was i furiously trying to obtain a pickle with hands covered in baby oil. what has my life become so gridlock is good but let's talk about some of the more censored sides of this midterm election the mainstream media will tell you this was

a no holds barred fight between red and blue who will win good or evil or light these rich warmongers funded by corporate america and genetically crafted and never question unfettered capitalist exploitation or the rich warmongers funded by corporate america to then exist. catulus i could say said could years ago a shattered outsider oh my god oh my god here c.n.n. can now project the democrats will win the majority in the u.s. house of representatives jake this is a huge win for the democrats a huge setback for the president and for the republicans it is yes yes yes i love watching all the goats versus aligarh i really do i'm room for the alegate. so the top centered story about these midterms is that. they decide

a small number of policy issues in this country most everything has already been decided in fact almost all of the true progressive candidate to who refuse corporate money and actually did stand for something different they were all carefully weeded out in the democratic primary so at the end of the day out of hundreds of races a grand total of about two supposedly anti-corporate candidates got elected and even then they are already backtracking a harder than britney spears in concert. and that was a lip sync in joke that belonged in two thousand and nine. the great reality she is still in vegas the great and spoken reality is the truth progress has already been sliced out of the system like a cancer to corporate america like like the candid mushrooms on a slice of pizza you get a slice those out right because you know fresh mushrooms would be one thing but

they can during the carter administration put on a shelf and don't touch him it's gross what did anyone notice that was barely any mention of third parties by the mass media and some may argue that well either the third parties aren't winning so why should they talk about clearly most americans are either republicans or democrats and i agree except for the fact you're completely wrong. here is the latest gallup poll from october of this year republicans twenty eight percent democrats thirty percent and those who aren't either thirty nine percent. more than either of the corporate parties the democrats or republicans have set up a system that makes it nearly impossible to run for office outside of the two party system impossible to get into the debates and most importantly impossible to have enough money to paper years stupid face over every t.v. i pad i pod computer. that job can go cell phone billboard to project

a grandma right from here but can't see you walk around a corner that guy's face is right there you know if two candidates have millions of dollars to spend well one candidate as you know seventeen dollars in a coupon for a grand slam breakfast then i think wait oh i get it as well very gunner. and finally we get to election fraud in some of the most watched contests this week we saw a rampant fraud and suppression made o'rorke lost to alleged bamby murderer ted cruz yes they did and through does reporting new evidence shows the texas senate race was vulnerable to manipulation watchers observe that there is a voting systems computer in the central counting station in texas that why five connectivity e-mails were being sent from it than. there of course would make sense that ted cruz only one with fraud because who in their right mind votes for

the guy who murdered. in another race in georgia stacy abrams was up against brian kemp who as i've covered on the show before also ran the elections in georgia as a conflict of if they think like that's like leaving the house guarded by a monkey right you you know the moment you look away he's going to steal all. anyway abrams has not conceded yet as of this taping but she is losing by seventy five thousand or so votes however camp not to over three hundred forty thousand people off the voter rolls so why does our mainstream media act like these elections or even remotely legit then your rig and it should be. i mean. it should be every bit all the reporting every bit of color. bridge every

news report should go hey welcome to five stacy abrams a seventy five thousand votes brian cab in a completely rigged election this thing is more suspicious than steve voluntary going to soup kitchen all right. and in kansas kris kobach lost despite rigging that thing every which way but all right also all third party candidates were carefully plucked away like the hairs on a male porn star. that's what every news reporter brave but instead the job of our corporate media is to manufacture celebration for a ridiculous and corrupted alike toral process how do you feel like you.

were all come on we can now start the news from behind and say oh the midterms have been taking up a lot of this country's attention but have no fear we can multitask right we can bicker about political nonsense and pretend climate change isn't happening at the same time. we can pay millions of dollars to malign political opponents hopefully crushing any future they may have and making their families hate them while also undermining possible peace talks and half a dozen countries simultaneously. we can surprised voters of color at the exact same moment we drone bomb people of color we can lie about foreign policy wall when a law about domestic policy is you know how do we do it how do we have such stamina you ask we do it with our own patented energy drink red bull. he says

don't worry he was going to set it now and we'll throw in a can of hogwash we will so you can wash your hard anyway i bring this up because while we were busy with the midterms our elected officials were also busy continuing an economic embargo on cuba designed to ruin the lives of people drinking and smoking cigars on a sunny day. got our work cut out for us yet the united nations general assembly has backed a resolution condemning the us economic embargo on cuba the vote was hundred eighty nine did so. just israel. you would think we could have twisted the arm of liechtenstein or some of. them to throw us a bone the u.s. government says we have to keep the crushing embargo on cuba because of their

terrible human rights record yes they're terrible human rights record such as a few years ago when they led the fight against ebola in africa sending hundreds of well trained doctors more than any other country but i think we all know they did that to try and collect as many ebola patients as they could and then catapult them into florida. in operation we told. us we marched economically crys countries like cuba venezuela iran right at the same time we have no qualms with say brazil where a right wing fascist balsa naro was just elected it is it is shocking that a country could elect a fascist and be home to the miss bomb bomb contest at the same time. i was going to pick one fascist or miss. you know because those cheek still have an ounce of

hate in them but. they are a pure love. rather than sanctions brazil gets congratulations from the u.s. on joining the fascist club because and this is important fascists are good for the stock market ads and i have a shard to prove it. i charged to prove that i'm. not a shark that makes a lot more sense i don't even know how it was ok as you can say max a call has elected a leftist who will take power soon and the stocks are going down brazil has elected a new yellow fascist who supports dictatorships torture and violence against minorities and women and the corporations are excited but why are we wasting time talking about brazilian fascism when we have our own homegrown fascism to get excited about our own dictator has been furious about immigrants coming here he has

said this land is mine he has been in a mine here or. he says. some of these are for the ride home. he said there are too many refugees coming across our southern border and not enough crude oil so trump has moved to open near all offshore waters to oil drilling but good news we may not even have to drill it turns out a lot of the oil is just floating right up to the top of the water for a pretty exciting and one of oil spill it just came out recently in the gulf of mexico has been going on for fourteen years and may soon be bigger than the b.p. deepwater horizon spill last month a court filing in a case involving taylor energy company says ten thousand to thirty thousand gallons daily is leaking from multiple wells and you may think that illegal for them to hide this oil spill for all these years and that question i say how dare you all

right taylor energy did not hide this they did the right thing they reported this oil spill the new orleans based taylor said two to three gallons were leaking daily out of the money on the sea floor. so it's just ten or fifteen thousand times the. amount they sat. because it is illegal to not report in oil spill it's not illegal to under-report an oil spill it's kind of like galaxy legal to hit a pedestrian their car and not report it but if you have fifteen thousand pedestrians and then report you hit one who's really counting. on fire however when it comes to oil spills of your life may you think we can only all over planet earth we need to up outer space too and we need to get to work because there's a lot more of it to go there's a lot to do our defense secretary general mattis says the us needs offensive

weapons in space for self defense. we have to protect ourselves from the things in outer space. right because chances are if those things can see us there thinkin we have to protect ourselves from whatever the eating that blue dot. looks for applying. matta said dominance in space is vital for the american way of life and the pentagon must be prepared for deployment and usage of offensive weapons there in order to protect u.s. interests interests yes protecting our interests such as drone bombing cool gadgets made by children in bangladesh and anything that comes out of drake's face all right those are the three things. that we're interested in and we must protect now. we must fill the heavens with a large weaponry because we have filled the earth with large weaponry and we can

all agree it's going great. and that is further stated the idea behind president trumps recent instruction to create a us space force was to create actual operational capabilities to fight a war in orbit after we achieve that we might even consider making our earth. public schools operational. because. we might even look in the operational capabilities of our bridges and roads and things will be called that p.t. bug first let's put some nuclear weapons on the space shuttle challenger right quick to go to a quick break but it's the entire redacted cast is coming down in miami florida to take a brand new redacted stand up special episode december eighth and ninth grab tickets at redacted tor dot com those shows will sell out and to find out about special

events like that one just text the word redacted to poor poor four nine nine nine three in the us well go right back i'm going to. join me every thursday on the alex salmond's show and i'll be speaking to guest of the world of politics sports business i'm show business i'll see you then. supposed to sleep while. i look for something. broken is a place of business with the most issue with. this new. book.

ok see that because knowing that you know but you also look at the mother and you punish to blow it to the show such as the flu it's almost like. you were doing your. stock buybacks are basically corbridge you know the circling of money totally in a way that doesn't reflect the business they're not in the business except for the

business of fraud and this is rampant throughout the entire s. and p. five hundred it was that day of reckoning comes as it seems to be happening now you can see it in a parent drop of the market down forty or fifty percent you know in a way can people like oh my god what happened well that's going to last for years because they're engaged in massive open accounted for. in twenty four to you know bloody revolution to the demonstrations going to be relatively peaceful political protests to be creasing the violent revolution is always spontaneous or is it you know or who could do it but i mean you know liz put to do with me in the new bill is that i knew splitting with the former ukrainian president recalls the events of twenty forty. of those who took vote you've invested over five billion dollars to assist ukraine in these and other goals that will ensure a secure and prosperous and democratic. around

the back of the back with care and a rock through protest of the dakota access pipeline may have pressured some big banks. divest from big oil but recent decisions from j.p. morgan chase and wells fargo show we have a long way to go the two banks recently agreed to continue offering billions in lines of credit in bridge in energy company planning to rebuild a line three oil pipeline that would harm indigenous tribes in minnesota and wisconsin for more on this we go to our senior ludo oil expert now. just because we're talking about oil doesn't mean you should try to be slick all right. all right you can see that we left out that on the very same day those banks

extended the credit they met with ninety one other global banks in d.c. to revise the equator principles industry led due diligence standards meant to prevent banks from supporting environmentally and socially harmful projects so these banks met to save the environment on the same day they made a financial commitment to destroy it that's want to. one hell of a double booking right there. you've never double booked anything master i host two shows a week. all right do you not remember double booking naomi and john to be on the second half of redacted v.i.p. and they owe me choking out john so she could say. they didn't know so you were throwing twenty dollar bills and yelling fight. yesterday just because john was too busy regaining consciousness to hear my apology doesn't make it any less valid and maybe j.p. morgan and wells fargo's timing wasn't great but it's never the wrong time to do

the right thing even if the right thing is something as ridiculous as activists expecting big banks to revise the equator principles to include a un standard allowing indigenous people to give or withhold consent to a project that may affect them or their territories how is that ridiculous and this is before having the right. give consent sounds entirely reasonable race reasonable money these are the c.e.o.'s of j.p. morgan chase and wells fargo i don't know if you've been watching the news lately but i think you're asking a little too much of billionaire white man to grasp what consent is. a contract twenty dollars says that what concession was six months ago. to have been worth your twenty's. i wouldn't bet against first of all the big bank c.e.o.'s had plenty of time to not be indigenous people are

risking their lives to stop pipelines like three from destroying their land and access to clean water and the damage is already happening by the way last year the keystone pipeline with two hundred ten thousand gallons of oil in south dakota and the go to access pipeline leak at least five times in twenty five games that's better than six times. plus you know what sometimes leaks happen even your bed sheets found that out in july. that was a joke. kind of an empty gesture that big banks will follow principles to save the environment rings hollow when they're still financing oil. q let's not throw all of this on the banks all right three pipeline needed state approval to which it got from the minnesota public utilities commission but the commission didn't totally screw over indigenous people because their decision included a decommissioning trust fund to insure the new pipeline will be retired responsibly

decades from now. what about this twenty right here that pipeline won't leak during that time now give me that i'm cashing out. thinking i'll protest the block was so. and again i have new ideas on how to stop those protests and all the other ones for more on this raging controversy we go to correspondent naomi caravanning. you may not take social media activism seriously and that's understandable after you've seen several puppies babies and nipples with stickers that say i voted on them however the pentagon is warning millions into studying our social media posts to predict anti trump protests. and while i'm happy they're reading my witty means

government surveillance is getting downright creepy like with the research paper the us army funded called social network structure as a predictor of social behavior the case of protest in the twenty sixteen us presidential election this paper argues that the next protest could be predicted with tweets and this will in due would have lead to have a chilling effect on dissent which is why i have to distance myself from online activists. in two thousand and six intelligence agencies and research universities came together to find a new groundbreaking way to make money called the office for anticipating surprise yes that is a real government office that still exists. unlike this cabin which is not real surprised the office of anticipating surprise when it wasn't ruining magic shows helped inject twenty two million dollars into

a project called embers embers or early model based event recognition using surrogates used open source indicators social media satellite imagery and more than two hundred thousand blogs that are publicly available to model risks of social contagion. that could damage the u.s. strategic interests over scenes social contagions like the arab spring of two thousand and eleven in other words where was democracy disease spreading if you experienced democracy disease ask your doctor and a cia agent if so i lent is right for you side effects may include no sign of the drugs and i have been on a number of the respiratory tract of those loans as to what's going on and then duct tape over your mouth chump has been investigating all of his online enemies without oversight since twenty seventeen when his administration privatized the embers social media surveillance program now we know about patents from

a company working within the administration on embers. one of these patents was for technology that would infer the locations of users it's detailed in this research paper entitled that's what friends are for inferring location and online social media platforms based on social relationships the author is working on a follow up study in titled how do i change friends asking for a friend this technology can predict an individual's location even without that individual choosing to share their particular location hey johnny boy could i borrow twenty dollars. this technology hopes to answer the age old question is this the start of a mass rye or just an unhappy person we already know that the government considers

leftist activism a threat or an emergency state and federal law enforcement agencies were collaborating to ramp up social networking surveillance of domesticity activists over concerns about protests against the stone x.l. pipeline they're treating activists like terrorists as if they're worse than people who actually kill people which means i have to throw the government off the scent i'm just a bottle girl living in a world. discount andre band for the present one. this is namely kara vonnie rejected tonight. your headline from the future next week you'll read it in grand display of democracy in action rigged election heads to regrown off. very excited coming up in

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