the democrats have won the house of representatives that means on certain issues there will be gridlock and. if there's one thing i love it's when our corrupt corporate owned ruling elites are able to do a horrible thing. damned job tighter than a pickle jar and negative temperatures well your hands are covered in baby oil that would be awesome but at that point you have to ask yourself why was i furiously trying to obtain a pickle with hands covered in baby oil. what has my life become so gridlock is good but let's talk about some of the more censored sides of this midterm election the mainstream media will tell you this was a no holds barred fight between red and blue who will win good or evil or light these rich warmongers funded by corporate america and genetically crafted and never

question unfettered capitalist exploitation or these rich warmongers like. you that existed. godless i could say said could years ago a shattered outsider oh my god oh my god here c.n.n. can now project the democrats will win the majority in the u.s. house of representatives jake this is a huge win for the democrats a huge setback for the president and for the republicans it is yet here. i love watching all of the expenses i really do i'm room for the alegate. so the top centered story about these midterms is that they decide a small number of policy issues in this country most everything has already been decided in fact almost all of the true progressives the candidates who who refuse corporate money and i. really did stand for something different they were all

carefully weeded out in the democratic primary so at the end of the day out of hundreds of races a grand total of about two supposedly anti-corporate candidates got elected and even then they are already backtracking a harder than britney spears in concert all right. and that was a lip synching joke that belonged in two thousand and nine. the great reality she is still in vegas the great and spoken reality is the truth progress has already been sliced out of the system like a cancer to corporate america like like the candle mushrooms on a slice of pizza you got sliced those out right because you know fresh mushrooms would be one thing but they are things we can during the carter administration put on a shelf and things don't touch him it's gross what did anyone notice that was barely any mention of third parties by the mass media and some may argue it will leave the

third parties aren't winning so why should they talk about it clearly most americans are either republicans or democrats and i agree except for the fact you're completely wrong. here is the latest gallup poll from october of this year republicans twenty eight percent democrats thirty percent and those who aren't either thirty nine percent. more than either of the corporate parties the democrats or republicans have set up a system that makes it nearly impossible to run for office outside of the two party system impossible to get into the debates and most importantly impossible to have enough money to paper years stupid face over every t.v. i pad i pod computer and that job kindle shall phone billboard agenda grandma right from here but can see you walk around the corner that guy's face right there you know if two candidates have millions of dollars to spend while one can. you know

seventeen dollars in a coupon for a can of grand slam breakfast then i think we don't want to get all fatter. and finally we get to election fraud in some of the most watched contests this week we saw a rampant fraud and suppression bedo rorik last alleged bambi murderer ted cruz. they did and for that reporting new evidence shows the texas senate race was vulnerable to manipulation watchers observed that there is a voting systems computer in the central counting station in texas that why five connectivity e-mails were being sent from it man answers. of course would make sense that ted cruz only one with fraud because who in their right mind vote for the guy who murdered him. in another race in georgia state abrams was up against brian kemp who as i've covered on this show

before also ran the elections in georgia as a conflict of interest that that's like that's like leaving the house guarded by a monkey all right you. know the moment you look away he's going to steal all. anyway abrams has not conceded yet as of this taping but she is losing by seventy five thousand or so votes however camp not go over for three hundred forty thousand people off the voter rolls so why does our mainstream media act like these elections are even remotely legit they are rigged and it should be. i mean. if you didn't every vet also reported every bit of coverage every news report should go that i was going to do is advise daisy abrams at seventy five thousand votes on brian cam in a completely rigged election saying it's more suspicious than steve menuhin.

voluntary going to soup kitchen all right. and in cans is kris kobach last despite rigging that thing every which way but all right also all third party candidates were carefully plucked away like the hairs on a male porn star. that's what every news reports should pretty but instead the job of our corporate media is to manufacture celebration for ridiculous and corrupted alike toral process how do you feel like you. were all come on we can now start the news from behind and say oh the midterms have been taking up a lot of this country's attention but have no fear we can multitask we can bicker

about political nonsense and pretend climate change isn't happening at the same time. we can pay millions of dollars to malign political opponents hopefully crushing any future they may have and making their families hate them while also undermining possible peace talks and half a dozen countries simultaneously. we can surprised voters of color at the exact same moment we drone bomb people of color we can lie about foreign policy wall when we lie about domestic policy. you know how do we do it how do we have such stamina you ask we do it with our own patented energy drink red bull. he says he was going to set it right now and we'll throw in a can a hog wash we will so you can wash your heart anyway i bring this. because while we

were busy with the midterms our elected officials were also busy continuing an economic embargo on cuba designed to ruin the lives of people drinking and smoking cigars on a sunny day has got our work cut out for us yet the united nations general assembly has backed a resolution condemning the us economic embargo on cuba the vote was a hundred eighty nine did so. just israel. you would think we could have twisted the arm of liechtenstein or some. of them to throw us a bone the u.s. government says we have to keep the crushing embargo on cuba because of their terrible human rights record yes they're terrible human rights record such as a few years ago when they led the fight against ebola in africa sending hundreds of well trained doctors more than any other country but i think we all know they did

that to try and collect as many ebola patients as they could and then catapult them into florida. an operation we told. us we must economically cries countries like cuba venezuela iran right at the same time we have no qualms with say brazil where a right wing fascist balsa naro was just elected. it is it is shocking that a country could elect a fascist and be home to the miss bomb bomb contest at the same time. i was going to pick one fascist or miss my dog you know because those trees don't have an ounce of hate in them either. they are pure luck. but rather than sanctions brazil gets congratulations from the us on joining the fascist club because and this is

important fascists are good for the stock market and i have a shard to prove it. i charged to prove that i'm. not a shark that makes a lot more sense i don't even know how we are ok as you can say max a call has elected a leftist who will take power soon and the stocks are going down brazil has elected a new yellow fascist who supports dictatorships torture and violence against minorities and women and the corporations are excited but why are we wasting time talking about brazilian fascism when we have our own homegrown fascism to get excited about our own dictator has been furious about immigrants coming here he has said this land is mine no he has been in a mine here or. he says.

some of these are for the ride home. he said there are too many refugees coming across our southern border and not enough crude oil so trump has moved to open near all offshore waters to oil drilling but good news we may not even have to drill it turns out a lot of the oil is just floating right up to the top of the water for a pretty exciting and one of oil spills just came out recently in the gulf of mexico has been going on for fourteen years and may soon be bigger than the b.p. deepwater horizon spill last month a court filing in a case involving taylor energy company says ten thousand to thirty thousand gallons daily is leaking from multiple wells and you may think that illegal for them to hide this oil spill for all these years and that question i say how dare you all right taylor energy did not hide this they did the right thing they reported this oil spill the new orleans based taylor said two to three gallons were leaking daily

out of the mud of the sea floor. it was just ten or fifteen thousand times the amount they sat. because it is illegal to not report an oil spill it's not illegal to under report an oil spill it's kind of like al it's a legal to hit a pedestrian their car and not report it but if you have fifteen thousand pedestrians and then report you hit one who's really counting you know. fine. however when it comes to oil spills if you like may you think we can only all over planet earth we need to up outer space too and we need to get to work because there's a lot more of it to go there's a lot to do our defense secretary general mattis says the us needs offensive weapons in space for self defense. we have to protect ourselves from the things in outer space. right because chances are if those things can see us there thinkin

we have to protect ourselves from whatever the eating that blue dot. looks for applying. matta said dominance in space is vital for the american way of life and the pentagon must be prepared for deployment and usage of offensive weapons there in order to protect u.s. interests interests yes protecting our interests such as drone bombing cool gadgets made by children in bangladesh and anything that comes out of drake's face all right those are the three things. that we're interested in and we must protect now. we must fill the heavens with a large weaponry because we have filled the earth with large weaponry and we can all agree it's going great. and that is further stated the idea behind president trumps recent instruction to create a u.s. space force was to create actual operational capabilities to fight

a war in orbit after we achieve that we might even consider making our earth based public schools. aeration all. we could say we're. playing the odds we might even look in the operational capabilities of our bridges and roads and things. are ok we need goals that predate bugs first let's put some nuclear weapons on the space shuttles however right where to go to a quick break but if the entire redacted cast is coming down in miami florida take a brand new redacted stand up special episode december eighth and ninth grab tickets at redacted tor dot com those shows will sell out and to find out about special events like that one just text the word redacted to four four four nine nine nine three in the us wonder i bet i'm going to.

twenty forty you know bloody revolution. the demonstrations going from being relatively peaceful political protests to be creasing the violent revolution is always spontaneous or is it just a lawyer here to put it but i mean your list put in the new bill is that i'm pulling you to the former ukrainian president recalls the events of twenty forty. those who took. invested over five billion dollars to assist ukraine in these enough to ensure a secure and prosperous and democratic. it's hard to imagine the decades after the war a nazi don't it was still active and rich in the nineteen seventies critelli had as

the chair of its board and then convicted of mass murder and slavery and ash was a german company developed so that to mind the drug it was promoted as. drink bring them sitting. down to have terrible side of things what has happened to my baby anything. she says is just. minutes of it of mine victims i have to this day received no compensation. for the suffering that not only want the money i want the revenge. actually as a financial survival. let's learn southfield let's say i'm the troika here i'm greece some banks have to fight. thank you for.

the story that's true. that's slavery. yes. well welcome back candy rocks through protest of the dakota access pipeline may have pressured some big banks to divest from big oil but recent decisions from j.p. morgan chase and wells fargo show we have a long way to go the two banks recently agreed to continue offering billions in lines of credit in bridge in or g. company planning to rebuild the line three or pipeline that would harm indigenous tribes in minnesota and wisconsin for more on this we go to our senior lewd or oil expert. i mean just because we're talking about oil doesn't mean you should try to be slick . right i mean at my left out that on the very same day those banks extended to.

ninety one other banks in d.c. to revise the equator principles industry led due diligence standards meant to prevent bang. from supporting environmentally and socially harmful projects so these pigs met to save the environment on the same day they made a financial commitment to destroy it that's one to. one hell of a double booking right there. you've never double booked anything mr i host two shows a week. do you not remember double booking naomi and john to be on the second half of redacted v.i.p. and they only choking out john so she could say ok. but i didn't know you were throwing twenty dollars bills and yelling fight ok. just because john was too busy regaining consciousness to hear my policy doesn't make it any less valid and maybe j.p. morgan and wells fargo's timing wasn't great but it's never the wrong time to do

the right thing even if the right thing is something is ridiculous as activists expecting big banks to revise the equator principles to include a un standard allowing indigenous people to give or withhold consent to a project that may affect them or their territories how it was ridiculous indigenous people having the right to give consent sounds entirely reasonable rates reasonable. these are the c.e.o.'s of j.p. morgan chase and wells fargo i don't know if you've been watching the news lately but i think you're asking a little too much of millionaire white men to grasp what consent is. in fact twenty dollars says that what consent was six months ago. to have been worth your twenty's. i wouldn't bet against first of all the big bank c.e.o.'s had plenty of time to. indigenous people are risking their lives to stop

pipelines like three from destroying their land and access to clean water and the damage is already happening by the way last year the keystone pipeline. with two hundred thousand gallons of oil in south dakota and they go to access pipeline leaks at least five times in twenty five i mean that's better than six times. plus you know what sometimes leaks happen even your bed sheets found that out in july. that was a joke. any gesture that big banks will follow principles to save the environment rings hollow when they're still financing oil. q let's not throw all of this on the banks our eight hundred three pipeline needed state approval to which it got from the minnesota public utilities commission but the commission didn't totally screw over indigenous people because their decision included a decommissioning trust fund to insure the new pipeline will be retired responsibly

decades from now. from now what about this twenty right here that pipeline won't leak during that time now give me that i'm cashing out. you can go protest the block the pentagon has new ideas on how to stop those protests and all the other ones for more on this raging controversy we go to correspondent naomi caravan e. you may not take social media activism seriously and that's understandable after you've seen several puppies babies and nipples with stickers that say i voted on them however the pentagon is millions into studying for social media posts to predict anti trump protests and while i'm happy they're reading my means government

surveillance is getting downright creepy like with the research paper the us army funded called social net. structure as a predictor of social behavior the case of protest in the twenty sixteen us presidential election this paper argues that the next protest could be predicted with tweets and this will in due would have lee have a chilling effect on dissent which is why i have to distance myself from online activists. in two thousand and six intelligence agencies and research universities came together to find a new groundbreaking way to make money called the office for anticipating surprise yes that is a real government office that still exists. unlike this cabin which is not real surprised the office of anticipating surprise when it wasn't ruining magic shows helped to inject twenty two million dollars into

a project called embers embers or early model based event recognition using surrogates used open source indicators social media satellite imagery and more than two hundred thousand blogs that are publicly available to model risks of social contagions that could damage the u.s. strategic interests over scenes social contagions like the arab spring of two thousand and eleven in other words where was democracy disease spreading if you experienced democracy disease ask your doctor and a cia agent if so i lent is right for you side effects mean. restaurateur trends of the muslims as to what's going on and then duct tape over your mouth trump has been investigating all of his online enemies without oversight since twenty seventeen when his administration privatized the embers social media

surveillance program now we know about patents from a company working within the administration on embers. why. one of these patents was for technology that would infer the locations of users it's detailed in this research paper entitled that's what friends are for inferring location and online social media platforms based on social relationships the author is working on a follow up study in titled how do obtain friends asking for a friend this technology can predict an individual's location even without that individual choosing to share their particular location hey johnny boy could i borrow twenty dollars this technology hopes to answer the age old question is this the start of a mass rye or just an unhappy person we already know that the government considers

leftist activism a threat or an emergency state and federal law enforcement agencies were collaborating to ramp up social networking surveillance of don't mess take activists over concerns about protests against the stone x.l. pipeline they're treating activists like terrorists as if they're worse than people who actually kill people which means i have to throw the government off the scent i'm just a bottom girl living in a world. discount andre banned for the price of one. this is namely kara bonny rejected tonight. your headline from the future next week you'll read it in grand display of democracy in action rigged election heads to regrown off. very excited coming up in

five years. us nuclear weaponry in space successfully keeping planet earth safe for pillaging. and that's our show but i have a new stand up comedy special my first in over four years it's available only at leat camp comedy special dot com ten percent of the proceeds are going to veterans for peace and food and water watch you the promo code article failed to get twenty five percent off check it out we can probably several dogs off it go back down. ministries police forces and city administrations of many countries depend on one corporation that does what mike was hoping to avoid just run for president on the stump this dumb is coming down to the woods as if he that he got on him to say it's

just a proprietary software you don't know the source code isn't that such a security risk when you have a black box operating in the public eye to microsoft dependency puts governments under a cyber threat and not only that. this is something they want to move. through. these two groups. with. the us this is the. post i hadn't done. the old vision stop and it was nice to know who's a friend is up and his cards on the front. stock buybacks are basically corporate you know circling of money totally in a way that doesn't reflect the business they're not in the business of except for

the business of fraud and this is granted throughout the entire s. and p. five hundred. it was that day of reckoning comes as it seems to be happening now you can see it in a parent drop of the market down forty or fifty percent you know in a way can people like oh my god what happened well that's going to last for years because they're engaged in massive open the telephone. good with the symptoms to simply fulfill. my will for something and this is their. roles going to say in the course of business with the most issue it will be. listening with. a lot of slow slow slow slow slow motion i. see.

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welcomes donald trump to paris ahead of armistice day commemorations the two leaders attempting to settle their differences following a dispute over proposals for a european army. the white house finds itself and boiled in further controversy after it uses an allegedly doctored video clip to justify the banning of jim acosta from the press briefings. saudi arabia posts a tweet in support of yemeni children where the u.n. warns tens of thousands die every year as a result of the saudi bombing campaign. and the syrian army rescued over a dozen.