earning two hundred twenty five thousand acres luckily this chart also has pictures of flames so it can be understood by people like donald trump or andy c. news anchor you know in the eighty's small flame in the ninety's little bit bigger flame and dozens for anything. you'll notice the most recent numbers are two thousand and twelve well i was able to get the predictions for two thousand and twenty and here they are. yeah i. saw good is not good i'm sure n.b.c. nightly news will say it's one for the history pamphlets. so in this five minute segment on n.b.c. did they fail to mention any other glaring issue that was right in front of their stupid faces firefighters putting their own lives on the line bracing to the fire storm to protect the teeth firefighters are working around the clock the spot fires

are popping up all over but it doesn't come you firefighters. are really is it is there anything unusual about those firefighters the ones all in line rushing in to risk their lives to save ours perhaps the fact that those are prisoners locked away in california's correctional system yes they volunteered for that job but many of them see no way out of the misery and hardship of prison other than to volunteer for fire duty so it's kind of like i volunteered to give my wallet and shoes to that guy with a gun the other day who said he liked my wallet intrude. you know what they are yours was as was pointed out in the global citizen the inmates are doing this for just one dollar an hour and it's not just a few firefighters getting paid slave wages thirty percent of the firefighters are prisoners in california but none of this is said by n.b.c. nightly news i want said whole report are you starting to get it kate snow's job

like all mainstream media is to cover up your reality her job is to make you think we live in a system that can recover from this carnage without a new economic paradigm that doesn't just reward waste and planned obsolescence of profiting off of the lives of others the job of all corporate outlets is to ignore the harsh reality that our endless consumption and furious appetite for fossil fuels is burning our world turning it into a desert wasteland. on the other hand it's our job to see through the propaganda and fight for a better world so the two hundred years from now the history books will say that i say don't fall for that stupid on n.b.c. .

oh. welcome welcome i'm really candela take the news from behind i have breaking news about the midterm elections from last week you know they are the gift that keeps on given much like nipple hair yes. it has come out i don't even know if that meant it's come out that there was indeed foreign interference in the midterm elections and i'm i'm reporting this with a heavy heart because i am a patriot alright and that means i don't want foreigners screwing with our elections i want our democracy to be screwed up by americans all right. america is the way it has been for century since samuel adams supporters first put some bros on corpses and register them to vote. however it is not so midterm

scoreboard revealed massive influence on congressional candidates the analysis shows that a single foreign government had twenty eight political action committees as well as many individuals donate millions of dollars in order to manipulate and dare i say compromise american candidates this is just gusting you soviet mother you russia back then all right goddamn we'll the american people are ok with this we're not ok with it back. in that same article poll this shows that americans also feel the u.s. gives israel too much money what. is israel but. the . problem russian israelis as what it was probably was look like forget about israel's influence forget about it focus on the bigger picture here people the main point is we all need to behave normal and

not do anything out of the ordinary so that our government can pick out the foreign imports traders are right everybody just keep going to work like normal just keep watching sports like normal just keep encouraging your dog to piss on the neighbor's car like normal all right don't rock any boats don't protest don't activate don't say things adamantly like i. do not. because if you do our government may believe you are a foreign infiltrator and don't ever think our wonderful government isn't looking after you know they have your best interests at heart and not just at heart also on videotape they do in fact it just came out that the cia and ice are hiding cameras in streetlights without telling people about it so the all powerful eye is always watching out for you in that. now you may think it sounds a little sketchy but i assure you it's on the up and. it's being contracted to

a texas company called cowboy street light concealments l.l.c. . because london says free ride an american cowboy is like a surveillance tape watching you at all times. you know just to make sure you're free enough but let there be cameras in our bites all right it doesn't matter this country is about freedom and liberty that's what we value that's what we give awards for in fact this past week in philadelphia the distinct. wish liberty medal was awarded for leadership in the pursuit of freedom take a look commitment to veterans that's the theme of the thirtieth annual liberty medal ceremony at the national constitution center this year former president george w. bush and former first lady laura bush took home the prestigious award. of

george w. bush did bring a lot of freedom to all americans he maybe made it so that the dumbest most slow witted americans had the freedom to think maybe i could be president. look. like a day like the ice president joe biden is there to do with this not about again democrats or republicans who. are. all. wow it really is just one big old club of sociopaths each other off in full view and. you know there's a but yours mustn't do that behind it this shad you ask. you can just whip it out

you can whip out each other in a family friendly sarah bodhi. put it why go to the pharmacy get them a present for the love of god the love of god gets of the press and plays. yeah i got a medal of freedom for george w. bush it's it's shaped a little different than the one he got from by the. way this guy is still mad all. in order to clean up this storm you would. some sort of futuristic toilets i believe and i know just the guy bill gates has revealed he wants to revolutionize the toilet and he says doing so may save two hundred thirty three billion dollars and a half a million lives i'm one hundred percent supportive of the ideal of revolutionizing the toilet and saving all those lives and i agree doing so should not be left to some shared an issue in which we all work together to make the world

a better place no no unpaid cooperation leads to gay sex and jazz music all right. no repairing our broken world should be left to somebody with billions upon billions of dollars who is willing to put that money into toilets because he or she sees an opportunity to make a load of money and. that's how it works as guy hunting with unicef says given the unmet need of two point three billion people still without basic sanitation there is a potentially very substantial market and economic game to be had unfettered capitalism has taught us that anything worth doing is profitable ok and everything wrong with the world can be fixed by a billionaire who is better than us and if and when he or she really he feels like fixing it they can do it if bill gates happens to lose interest in

toilets and returns stealing computing software then we'll all just have to go back to pooping in festive ceramic bowls of water that haven't been updated since the romans were a thing. i mean the romans are still a thing but i'm bad the ones known for rolling half the world not the modern day ones known for a talking with their hands and defending defending john molesters not those. that really fair the vatican may be. but it's a separate country so the vatican should get credit for their own defending of child molesters all right you don't let no one take that away from your right. this week the u.s. conference of catholic bishops' and that and the vatican stepped in and barred them from taking action on sexual abuse in the church you don't want to move too quickly on these things all right people get whiplash i mean proof of serial pedophilia in

the church only goes back a bunch of decades to right so let's let's take a moment to think on it before we make changes and i say decades but just because those of the victims coming forward now does sexual abuse in the church go back hundreds of years i'm down and i. i'm sure the priests were morally superior back into i when it was common to draw and quarter a man for coveting his neighbor's donkey. i'm sure they were better back then. but seriously pope maybe maybe you don't need to spend so much time washing other people's feet when it sounds like yours of the dirty ones because you've been dragging them so much we have to go to a quick break. this coming to miami to take the new redacted stand up comedy special december eighth and ninth or seven eight something like that grab take its head redacted tour dot com and to find out about special events like that

and exclusive content text the word redacted to four four four nine nine nine it's free in the u.s. well be right back. suitable to see. my little course on the syria. rolls here there's a. reason for the mustard so. this is the.

case in fact i know it that you know but you also look at the model your body has to follow its most home from the show such as the fluid souls a. newborn you must. move. pics or it didn't happen this is the phrase that has become a mantra for many people as more and more people get involved in visualizing the world around them always the story we tell ourselves about ourselves changing.

it's hard to imagine decades after the war a nazi doctor was still active. in the nineteen seventies crittle had as the chair of its board a man convicted of mass murder and slavery at auschwitz a german company develops a little mind a drug that was promoted as completely safe even during pregnancy it turned out to have terrible side effects what has happened to my baby is anything. you know she said she's just got choked up many samina mind victims have to this day they received no compensation they never apologized for the suffering that not only want the money i want the revenge. i don't think the democrats very much mode in a go shake with the republicans or president trump so i think people are going to have to acknowledge that the united states over the next couple years is going to

be consumed even more so by our internal our total bickering in affairs. pranking gave americans a lot of job opportunities i needed to come up here to make some money i could make twenty five thousand dollars as a teacher or i could make fifty thousand dollars a year truck so i chose to drive a truck people rush to a small town in north dakota was an unemployment rate of zero percent like gold rush is very very similar to a gold rush but this beautiful story ended with pollution and devastation a lot of people have left here i don't know too many people here in the slowdown so much they lost their jobs that laid off the american dream is changing that's not what it used to be. it's a tough reality to deal with. both

good. and us has been backing the m.p. k. the people's mujahedeen of iran to overthrow and replace the current iranian government experts call m e k a terrorist organization iran's camero rude i am the manson family of the middle east. but the u.s. state department and cia call them our friends here to comment is our senior closest thing we. to a persian male. could go some are saying the caribbean the people's temple of the jonestown massacre. the m.e. k. are nothing like jonestown they take their cyanide straight no kool aid chain sort of like. the group started out as opposition to the us puppet reza pahlavi and then

after the one nine hundred seventy nine iranian revolution they turned against the new iranian leader or a whole khomeini killing is supporters and reportedly anyone with a beard she uses these us writes yes he would have been a target too. and so would you then amateur crackdown on anti-government groups any case lead to where saddam hussein's government sheltered them in exchange for help during the iran iraq war so one reason that we can't doesn't have support in iran is the whole killing the iranians on behalf of an enemy thing they don't like dying it's an interesting aspect of persian cold turkey in this community for brief it just so weird it's such a weird people so why are people calling him a cult now only i don't throw words around like that i'm a serious journalist i agree with that speech to save blood thirsty cult. and make

a leadership threatens to kill any of the twenty three hundred members who say they want to leave they confiscate assets torture and the worst part is they impose mandatory celibacy on their members maybe they could get their membership numbers up if they were allowed to pump the oil derricks once in a while. and maybe they'd also be a lot less bloodthirsty that's what i do in my murderous instincts. do you want us as with any group for that it can you. who's against governments that we don't like is any different oh yes because us politicians are attending and speaking at these decadent any cake conferences didn't mean lot of dean or the free syrian army have of noxious public displays of affection like this let's watch and try and keep your dinner down this time ok. we are culturally rich i don't know what the border will

colt i think it might be fun they were like strange things and patch and stuff. but we're not a cult we're people who are joined by something that is timeless and that is the love of freedom. you know we're not a coal is coincidentally on a button i got from the church of scientology. rudy is not the only u.s. government person or politician to pledge allegiance to the cole national security advisor john boehner and received hundred eighty thousand dollars in speaking fees from them oh my god i can't decide what's worse are wrong policy or an event where john bolton is the entertainment. well the if you're interesting change it would knock your beard right up there both bill and giuliani openly declare that mario mirage avi the widow of the colts founder should be the new leader of iran but it's never politics all night long with them ok let's watch this part of.

this is the traditional i have too much show. you need you to follow me. ok no he's improvising a lot of actual action time because they kill the speaker was supposed to go into this place. right ok so you are supporting a bloodthirsty called the tortures its members and will kill anyone that you asked them to and that's what makes them a perv. that u.s. u.s. proxy for overthrowing the iranian government yes indeed but no sex you're never going to get on netflix that way. what is shame we could have had a series called wild wild you free. because the thing we have you heard here in. new york it was horrible people to be a changed man said holmes he has announced he wants to work with

a racist zina forbes and homophobes to fix our country to break down what will happen when the democrats take over the house of representatives we go to redacted correspondent john a photon. as we all know the democrats won back the majority in the house of representatives so now they've got a real opportunity to infuse the house with some bold new leadership that is relentlessly determined to champion progressive ideals and obstruct trumps decimation of the country at every turn so in all likelihood who are they going to go with first speaker that's more for preexisting medical condition. oh. oh. oh oh oh. we have a market bipartisan marketplace of ideas that make our democracy strong

a bipartisan marketplace of ideas what the is that even maybe palosi is acting like the next speaker already and any effort to replace or faces a men's obstacles without a viable alternative said democratic lawmakers and aides no viable alternative really i've got a viable alternative for you how about this is a moldy ham sandwich or this vintage anarchy. also made autopsy reports or at the very least representative of barbara lee of california who has been a stalwart of the left in congress for the past twenty years in fact you may recall heroically she was the only member of congress to vote against the bush administration's blank check on the authorization for the use of military force in the days immediately following nine eleven she got death threats for that however

difficult this vote may be some of us must urge the use of restraint our country's in a state of mourning some of us must say let's stick back for a moment let's just conscious for a minute and think through the implications of our actions today so that this does not spiral out of control spiral out of control come on barbara lee shore the two thousand one a u m f is still in place seventeen years later and has been used to justify over thirty seven military operations in fourteen countries killing millions and costing trillions but it hasn't spiraled out of control all how do you feel about it closer to the present day. voted against that resolution fifteen years ago because it was so broad that i knew it was setting the stage and the foundation for perpetual war and that is exactly what it has done well it's

hard to argue with that because it's completely true barbara lee in addition to being stridently anti war which you will never get from our elected officials has been the chair of the black caucus the co-chair of the progressive caucus and the vice chair of the l.g.b. tea equality caucus here's what a side by side snapshot of her with nancy pelosi looks like barbara lee supports medicare for all free college auto voter registration. banning private prisons taxing wall street and a green new deal nancy pelosi supports that moldy ham sandwich from earlier look is barbara lee perfect no she still takes some corporate pac money which is a deal breaker for a lot of progress says plus there's the very legit issue that she currently doesn't want to challenge blowsy for speaker but we should still create a groundswell urging her to do so because this guy said in all fairness nancy

pelosi deserves to be chosen speaker of the house by the democrats if they give her our time perhaps we will add some republican votes she has are in this great honor i mean he's right by being a corporate tool nancy pelosi has earned the honor of trump's indorsement first speaker. wow that vintage anna nicole smith autopsy report sure a star new look at madigan. the boy from washington donna for dr that that's our show but i have a new standup comedy special only available at least camp comedy special dot com that's lee camp comedy special dot com until next john.

blushes and thanks to the cheek a total morning of each he could host for a team you'll be set it's just the start only shooting we can. get him into. the utility bills you know he said he needed at least then you know he has a bit of my support but i'm not going to have to be scared to show. that you believe you should at least. give the respect to the sash clean his or still be company when you come to. that eucalyptus mr bush imo sure but.

so what we've got to do is identify the threats that we have it's crazy confrontation let it be an arms race in this on off and spearing dramatic development the only really i'm going to resist i don't see how that strategy will be successful betty. to kill or die in time to sit down and talk. with a suitable to sleep for. myself or son period the syria. rolls going to say the boy understands with the must do to a couple. with. a lot of

slow slow slow slow slow motion i am. on. the case in that book i know it didn't but you also look at the model you funniest are flowing most of it's home from the show such as the flu it's almost a. moon when you must. move. dollars. dollars. dollars. dollars a dollar here's what i believe. we got carried away here we care the music with us

. we are here with a drag here. by good luck going to get rid of those who are not go away who will not die quietly. real hard what we do is the truth.

that. one person is killed and two hundred injured in chaotic protests across france over soaring up for fuel prices. or fed up they take our money every day but have small salary we can make ends meet by the end of the month we're overtaxed pensioners can barely survive the street has broken the camels back michael and his buddies just like those before sending things from bad so was the pentagon fails its first ever audit looking into spending on arms and military personnel.