heard it is that miami's all about over the top material is a cook i. feel like the bottle servant is cuban same wage is. odd i am a sober via in social events i was really only skew pairs appends. how did this trip possibly going to work out in my favor and i shouldn't big hair i should not be a hair i should be up in burlington vermont or so. running naked through the what's how it up them. like that dirty hippie how am i. talking can't have course i'm like to be air you guys are awesome miami so i will say this there is a there's

a silver lining to the trump presidency that you guys might not know about i'll say so in d.c. it is just like completely filled with mainstream democrats who are democrats very like the people that live within the district it's very much like hillary country it went almost ninety three percent and d.c. voted for clinton the last election and they still can't believe to this day our one of the most unpopular candidates ever going to possibly was like bob jones i have right i don't never forget this on election night. after job one it's really late like until that leaving office i'm walking around the corner to catch a cab and there's this guy walking in and he's really angry he's got my going on with her sticker on he's like furious and he comes up to me he goes like excuse me and i living in a parallel universe or if donald trump has become the president i'm. going to go i go oh dear god i said to him why hell if yer living in a parallel universe i'm in a tube in. yes i did and then he goes he goes i can't believe it and it raises says

that our nowhere and you hear it before you see it jesse ventura shows up and he goes oh i can bully. the parties and over the american people are so. outlaw quad happy and these democrats and rock pop a lot blah it's absolutely out the american people to hold off on and spend a long time on a god and the american people have woken up at an air a sponsor of the establishment's take em draw to corporate parties should be ashamed of themselves cause and effect brother are gross and. i do like the yeah. i don't get angry help occupy which has shocked you like oh. this is like i saw who it is now because they gave me. a loving every minute of it

and then i swear to god as jesse started to walk away just walk away and then bagpipes started playing super loud out of nowhere i couldn't find the source but it was amazing and none of that would have been if donald trump didn't win the presidency. silver lining. silver lining very well well done well done i thought you. did not throw it all right it was yeah it is saying very essential. there but i didn't make an appearance on the show sorry about that yeah when i you know you were in a while booming voice chime in and do you know what to do with me and what i was workshopped the joke in my head when i was writing it on the plane ride down to miami didn't you know i don't know you just didn't read right you know and i don't . where jesse ventura came from does he just like show up as proof and play like

smoke was it was or a close vote is what i want to know well i said the best thing was that we like heard him before we saw it you know yeah and so you just hear this boom in voice and then there's that what happens before you die if i can hear. what you're hearing your guy you then maybe just even sure yeah here is he appears at the pearly gate he is going to be lord he's the bouncer all to be very well in certain amount of the farley ok all right let's get to our next clip this is correspondent natalie mcgill so this isn't so much for coming out to light here was the late full just enough time in to get an in-flight movie if you don't see that it movie by the way the movie with the clown in the sewer grate all right good for you to not see it i refuse to see that movie you know the scary movies also my friend the other day that i hadn't seen that movie yet and she was like all right well was the last scary movie you saw i was like oh the test of the emergency broadcast system.

was a three am showing my studio apartment by myself. like i consider myself like a strong independent black woman. until that comes on. they don't look at her husband's on bumbled at four o'clock you know. i just wish i could have been in the boardroom though when they came up with what that was going to sound like. was it just like to do it in a conference room what what if we made it sound like an ambulance and everybody knows it had you it sounds like nobody would pay attention to it all right what if we made it sound like dial up internet is coming to slit our throats. xiu might have something there. i'm over thirty so most of my friends are married now and i wouldn't rule out getting married one day just so i would have the dual

income. to afford my friend's wedding gifts now. because that is getting out of control i was on my friend's register the other day and i'm looking at it like you want to. you want to six hundred dollars blender you don't even do cross fit you. can you do a box jump first before i take out a loan to buy you a buy to mix. i was actually at a friend's wedding a couple weeks ago i was one of two black people at this wedding so naturally when the electric slide started. everybody crowded behind the two of us. to leave the dance. and i was like we should've just made up moves just the these people. because they don't know what. i would get out they were.

pitted and give the nearest black person reparations. was what. you don't know this for me. because it's always after the pivots are heard. and we accept ben. so i use microsoft word a lot you guys have been using microsoft word like that red squiggly line comes up underneath stuff that's correct yeah why don't we have that for people yet why is that. why can't it be like going to date that's like going south and all of a sudden the dude is just bathed in this red line. and then when i press on ed like a dialog box comes up like this man thinks the transition between both and big

names on the fresh prince of bel-air was seamless was. if you can know. for all. the good it was all done well done i like the idea of using that squiggly line technique for people that maybe have like weird political views like oh you kind of understand steve battens perspective on things read squiggly line if you are all you know it would read slowly lines around a lot of people just like around mitch mcconnell around here. or our relatives that say i should be married so i'm like oh wait i'm very. early or life if you want grammar early for life yet at all. well let's get now to actually someone you have not seen on air here every day acted in night he is our superstar producer buddy is also an accomplished stand up comic so here's a few minutes of yogi down off i have clinical depression or as i like to call it

medical grade said this. i got that good you know. here's the problem having depression in twenty eighteen isn't special and. it's now a competition people like i'm so sad trump is doing all this terrible i'm worried you know sitting around the nazis and all that fun stuff people are like yet so we're not special. and that's why don't you suicide hotlines they just don't care anymore and. here's the thing with clinical depression i can't be murdered. i'm not yet none of you can kill me it's just assisted suicide.

big fan of anyone else. i don't know if you guys are allowed to admit that. florida. i don't know what that means i'm from d.c. . oh yeah that good. i mean i'm jealous but good yeah here's the good the thing with the thing i love most about pot or the d.c. pot laws they're my favorite like i i hope they don't change because they're funny the way they are. here's the deal with pot in d.c. it is totally illegal for you to buy or sell marijuana without a medical license it is however totally cool for you to just have it. on i'm. like if it just shows up on your doorstep. like a baby at a church like you can. you just take it in race and as your own yeah here's the thing you can carry up to two ounces which is

a lot like i don't yet like i don't know if you've seen one ounce of weed but that is too much to leave the house with. and in d.c. you're allowed to just walk around with like a neck pillow if we just one hundred side. what that means folks is it is illegal it is not cool for me to go up to my dealer and be like hey man i'll give you twenty bucks for some weed it is however totally cool for me to go up to my friend. and be like hey man i bet you twenty bucks you will get me some weed i. don't have a drug problem i have a gambling addiction i live every time. where we have to go to a quick break but as always you can text the word redacted to four four four nine nine nine it'll get you off free content it'll get you signed up to our newsletter

which as we mentioned we're getting knocked off a lot of platforms so that is the way to not get knocked off and that's free in the united states ok i will be back with more so. when i wear mine when the content of our mine. changed there are. the level of the physiology that is at the level of the brain the brain as a form of plasticity can rewire itself and not just the brain but also the rest of the body responds. i've been saying the numbers mean something they matter to us as over one trillion dollars and. more than ten white collar crimes have to teach this. eighty five percent of global wealth he wants to be rich eight point six percent market saw

thirty percent rise last year some with four hundred to five hundred three per second per second and one rose to twenty thousand dollars. china's building two point one billion dollars a part but don't let the numbers overwhelm. the only numbers you need to remember is one one does not show you know forward to miss one and only. i had a great education a good job and a family that loved me. i never had to worry about how i would eat some where i would sleep. i'm facing christmas alone out on the streets of london. well you look . at the story like. oh you know the stimulus bill still give out

food for the steel. to dover to school next to the big get it. and then. the guy just came over to miss will be a good judge of this book. welcome back to our special redacted tonight stand up comedy special i said special too many times in that sense but it is very special but it was filmed filmed down in miami this time we've done los angeles we did new york this was in miami next up

we're going to go from from you know we had to like the show down there the city of miami and the miami fans were just wonderful they came up to me after the show and they were like how did we do. i think it was my performance that mattered and they gave us standing ovations before when said anything i'm like just like i don't deserve this it is me and complex. because it is it is awesome to be the redacted fans like around the country cities you would even think we'd have fans in and i had to go there and torah and me. as you guys have done some of you know. the pocket of south miami we're back to where the activists are also people and they were just so happy they were there is a great experience also i was just glad i got to wear shorts for three days and i'll make a. dollar out except the three of you and you know who you are you know who you are you are you always get through this clip is from the amazing

naomi so i'm dating and and it's tough man because i consider myself an intellectual you know i read a lot of high school papers. but when i'm dating you know not a lot of intellectuals to choose from but not a problem i'm comedian i appreciate funny people you know so i can enjoy the company of a man who's struggling with self checkout that's. a moment we can share together i can just watch on the side saying hey don't worry honey the machine says help is on the way. to where i was with that guy for about three months successful relationship because that's how long it took him to build my dresser and. i think about him sometimes when i try and open a drawer i do. i do. i feel so bad for dumb people lately they've had it

real bad since the election everybody is blaming them for the country's woes not fair just because you're dumb doesn't mean your race is there out here they have to distinguish themselves from the other people. to be like look look i just can't open the gas valve on my card i'm not white supremacist. these poor guys they have to make it clear they have to say look i'm not far right because i don't know which direction that is. and it's such a shame because like racists are so you never hear them say something knowledgeable about the people that they hate they could do better you know it's just a shame i mean i don't want to stereotype here but i just assume that racists are mixing up there their and theirs and they're arabs and indians i'm just assuming you know because like nobody's going to college and saying look i'm going to major in so these days in studies because i don't like them you know. so my father

doesn't actually like that i do stand up comedy yeah he which is strange because my brother went to prison for selling drugs. i'm like what are you comparing me to he is just like well at least he was making money was you're going to bars you buy the drinks to. make fun of me. why you're writing all of this down. i'm like this is what immigrant parents are for back you go on. you know my brother did go to jail for selling drugs it came as a huge shock to the family because we just thought he was making tons of money as a d.j. . in west virginia. i did get really good feedback when i was giving them something thank you he said. i can tell that you just don't want to do this and was. i was

like oh my god he really gets me i'm this is forever but i did get really lucky this year i met a man who likes the lady to be dominant and ben have you heard of these mythical creatures because they're out there ladies was like ok i guess this is my real bar mitzvah let's go. and i couldn't wait to get into bed it and i couldn't wait to tell him. ok can you explain to me how to do this because i just have no idea and he's like you just tell me what to do. oh. i start shadow boxing. doing squats some like right give me an example all. and he's like i don't know tell me to get on my knees so much. is that a part of this i don't even know. and he's like now show me that over. and he's like

could you be more stern. i'm like now it just sounds like you're telling me what to do. yeah those those rules in the bedroom you know that that you know that's a redacted topic we have not covered enough on the show dominate tricks aspects in the better that is a hierarchy that i don't wish it was like a book of like pre written lines like because you were like i'm not sure i'm not sure what they say they're you know they're here now you have some type of prep but i mean you know. when you get out the script really ruins the mood here oh you know we always know you know i don't know if my feet go like that your life and go like that i don't know you need a super eight hundred and yes right. yeah you need to just be like wine and then the third person as and the room reading i would say oh. boy. we definitely got we did that all right or we go no we go did i things me i think it's own oh i'm not even right you know it's ok let's just see

a little of my sat down at the redacted tonight standup comedy special in miami florida so obviously i've performed in florida like for him for years it's this is exciting like you guys were doing it looks you probably feel it was cool like. the right to be here. you know i heard where it started and i wanted to go like i'm not going to experience you know. you guys have been doing it for eighty. five and it keeps going you know it changes anything it was like this is listen when you find. you know like guys who stayed dressed the same as when they were cool whatever year they were call it just remains for the rest of their lives that's you guys election fraud who. says keep on it you know list is treated like cargo shorts. keep doing it. oh it is

exciting they're actually talking about like some fraud in the in the news today you see that actually north carolina talking about. fake absentee ballots and all the good will find like that's what they do the major media will talk about it when it's one guy so one headed who was like. and he just wrote down all the things and they're like yeah he's the mother of corrupted elections that was the guy. all the rest working fine work and fine yeah debbie wasserman schultz won by ninety nine percent is a radical it's incredible she's really just so beloved here so loved here it's amazing it's good to see you guys really support someone as strongly as you do her no matter what she goes through no matter how she is you know like that's our lady sticking by or at least when you get into the book

voting both you know like debbie wasserman schultz got a big i don't want. to do this and if you want to thinking that the touchscreen will tell you that. it's like this oh i got to beat everyone to insults all right. i'm glad we got these seats so close you get in your face i hope you enjoy that spot but you know go play extra one that's. it's the twenty dollars ball who do. look i know it's hot in here but i'm going to sweat for you guys for a few more minutes and all right. if you can take it i can take it. just view it is like a hot yoga comedy. if you need to put your feet behind your head go ahead of. us speaking of. our bombing overseas blowing up people in yemen there

was a new this is a battle reports this our own government did a report recently and found out that terrorism has increased five fold since nine eleven since our war on terror started so you tell that to the average person you say you know the terrorism has increased five fold since our war on terror started and the person we go i got an idea let's stop the war on terror it sounds like you do awful things. but you see that person doesn't understand how our wars work alright or we have a war we have hordes on lots of things that just make them worse and that's what they're supposed to do you know war on terror creates terrorism war on drugs just destroys lives you know war on homelessness it makes homelessness wars war my personal war on people standing still on the left side of the escalator even though

that's not walking so. it's not only mild returns really hasn't. it. but you know i'm just trying to make a dent in this entire city really a really weird. the amount of money we spend on all the of all our bombing twenty one trillion dollars unaccounted for is the pentagon over the past twenty years trillions of dollars and yet when you say hey maybe we could give everybody health care someone goes how you going to pay for that i go pay for it or they go is too hard it's to do you have any idea to open your entire health care system is too hard you know you never hear whenever our government goes hey we need to invade iraq you never hear someone go to. really really tough you don't go all the way over the years you've got

a problem. you've got to spend all your people and the blokes and millions of dollars to go on people that don't want to be changed. over. the years i have here and there you go that is all the time we have i'm sorry but you work in you off and actually john this is your last show. going to show what you know i did here forever deal with everybody i've always had a terrible manager i should have done that. i'm sorry but that is our show you can get or add you to god columns last redacted tonight if we're on there for a few more seconds no i'm getting all of our stuff is still on there so go and check it out also my do stand up special that we can't comedy special dot com until next time until next year goodnight and keep fighting. my seven years doing drugs my nephew was still in drugs my sister just with doing

drugs it was like an epidemic of drug abuse america's public enemy number one in the united states is drug abuse started going after the users in the prison population sewer we started treating sick people people who are addicted to these drugs. criminals while i was on the hill i increasingly became convinced that the war on drugs was a mistake there are countless numbers of people who are in prison for inconceivable warning sentence and for whom minor minor offenders in the drug trade it's a lot watching your children grow up and miss you in waves and say bye daddy as you're walking out of the business it's just it doesn't get easy. welcome to unique edition of crossfire we answer questions from you the viewers some of the sentence very interesting question.

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you with money for this but if you move to the. u.s. state of alabama looks into whether a pro democratic party operation involving thousands of russian violated campaign laws and influenced last year's election result. syrian forces entered the northern city of beach at the request of civilians and kurds in the area amid fears of a turkish offensive. friends plans to expand its control arsenal despite a number of serious injuries among the protesters caused by rubber bullets thanks. for the latest on the stories you can head to our team dot com stay with us now for the big picture. what happened in twenty eighteen and what clues does this

past year offer about twenty nineteen on this week's show the top.