i know that it was important and i think that there's still a lot of problems going on in america so we'll probably be good for twenty nineteen and i do have one and still surprise you have a voice by the end yeah well i'm not all of our social media accounts but a few of only are still we're still trucking along i have. met a literal where all the oh yeah i hear a lot and i know your mind the idea that we're still allowed to be aired anywhere oh that's a good. deal about that right now i'm here i mean let's set up report you know let's get to our first clip right here with my man john of o'donnell down in miami so when i first heard her come in miami i was like cool and then i was like wait why the we come in but. i've never been. heard is that miami's all about over the top material is a cook i. feel like the bottle service is

cuban say is. odd i am a silver in socialist was. two pairs of pants. how did this trip possibly going to work out in my favor and i shouldn't be aired i should not be a hammer i should be up in burlington vermont or some. running naked through the woods how it up the moon like that dirty. dog can of course i'm like to be err you guys are awesome miami so i will say this there is a there's a silver lining to the trump presidency that you guys might not know about so i'll say so. in d.c.

it is just like completely filled with mainstream democrats who are democrats very like the people that live within the district it's very much like hillary country and it went almost ninety three percent and d.c. voted for clinton the last election and they still can't believe to this day our one of the most unpopular candidates ever get a possibility like baboons i have right i don't never forget this on election night . after job one it's really late like until that leaving office i'm walking around the corner to catch a cab and there's this guy walking in and he's really angry he's got like going on with her sticker on he's like furious and he comes up to me he goes like excuse me and i living in a parallel universe or if donald trump has become the president i'm. good i said to him why your life era live in a parallel universe on minute two because yeah you did it and then he goes he goes i can't believe it and then right as he says that our nowhere and you hear it

before you see it jesse ventura shows up and he goes oh i can bowl it a bit odd. they still current parties and they all over the american people are so log on now look wodehouse been and these democrats and rock pop a lot blah it's absolute how they are married and be able to hold off i had planned out a long time agao and the american people have woken up until i met and married spots to the establishments that get them draw going to corporate parties should be ashamed of i was out cause and effect brought there across and. i didn't like the yeah i was i don't get angry hell by people who just shocked you like. business like i said or what it is analogous i gave you. and i was loving every minute of it and then i swear to god as yes he started to walk away jesse's walks were. and then bagpipes started playing super loud out of nowhere i couldn't

find the source but it was amazing and none of that would have been if donald trump didn't win the presidency. silver lining. silver lining stocks is very well well done well done john i thought you story did not throw it all right no it was yeah it is missing very essential i heard there but i didn't make an appearance on the show sorry about that yeah when i you know you were in a while booming voice chime in and nobody knew who was with me but i was workshopped the joke in my head when i was writing it on the plane ride down to miami didn't you know i don't know you just didn't read right you know i don't understand where jesse ventura came from to see just like show up as proof and play like smoke was one of their a closed book is what i want to know well i said the best thing was that we like

heard him before we saw it you know yeah and so you just hear this boom we can voice and then this is what happens before you die if i care. what you are when you die you then me just even yeah here is he appears at the pearly gate he is going to be lord he's the bouncer all to disagree about certain amount of the pearly gates all right let's get to our next clip this is correspondent natalie mcgill since so much for coming out the light here was the light full just enough time in to get an in-flight movie if you don't see that it movie by the way the movie with the clown in the sewer grate all right good for you cannot see it i refused to see that movie you know the scary movies also my friend the other day that i hadn't seen that movie yet and she was like all right well was the last scary movie you saw i was like oh the test of the emergency broadcast system. who's a three am showing my studio apartment by myself.

like i consider myself like a strong independent black woman. until that comes on. they don't look at her husband's on bumbled at four o'clock you know. i just wish i could have been in the boardroom though when they came up with what that was going to sound like. was it just like to do it in a conference room what what if we made it sound like an ambulance and everybody knows it had you it sounds like nobody would pay attention to it all right what if we made it sound like dial up internet is coming to slit our throats. xiu might have something there. i'm over thirty so most of my friends are married now and i wouldn't rule out getting married one day just so i would have the dual income. to afford my friend's wedding gifts now. because that is getting out of

control i was on my friend's register the other day and i'm looking at it like you want to. you want to six hundred dollars blender you don't even do cross fit you. can you do a box jump first before i take out a loan to buy you a buy to mix. i was actually at a friend's wedding a couple weeks ago i was one of two black people at this wedding so naturally when the electric slide started. everybody crowded behind the two of us. to leave the dance. and i was like we should've just made up moves to these people. because they don't know. how they were.

tinted and give the nearest black person reparations. was what. you don't know this for me. because it's always after the pivots are heard. and we accept ben. so i use microsoft word a lot you guys have been using microsoft word like that red squiggly line comes up i don't eat stuff that's correct yeah why don't we have that for people yet why is that. why can't i be like going to date that's like going south and all of a sudden the dude is just be in this red line. and then when i press on ed like a dialog box comes up that's like this man thinks the transition between both and big names on the fresh prince of bel-air was seamless. with.

you can now. for all. the good it was all done well done i like the idea of using that squiggly line technique for people that maybe have like weird political views like oh you kind of understand steve battens perspective on things read squiggly line if you are all you know it would read slowly lines around a lot of people just like around mitch mcconnell around here. or our relatives that say i should be married so i like the way to her. earlier life if you want graham really for a life yet that i have it well let's get now to actually someone you have not seen on air here every day acted in night he is our superstar producer buddy is also an accomplished stand up comic so here's a few minutes of yogi down off i have clinical depression or as i like to call it medical grade said this. i got that good you

know. here's the problem having depression in twenty eighteen isn't special and. it's now a competition people are like i'm so sad trump is doing all this terrible i'm worried you know sitting around the nazis and all that fun stuff people are like yet so we you're not special. and that's why don't you suicide hotlines they just don't care anymore and. here's the thing with clinical depression i can't be murdered. yeah i'm not yet none of you can kill me it's just assisted suicide. the family pot anyone else. i don't know if you guys are allowed to admit that. florida. i don't know what that means i'm from d.c.

. oh yeah that good. i mean i'm jealous but good yeah but here's the good the thing with the thing i love most about pot or the d.c. pot laws they're my favorite like i i hope they don't change because they're funny the way they are. here's the deal with pot in d.c. it is totally illegal for you to buy or sell marijuana without a medical license it is however totally cool for you to just have it. on i'm. like if it just shows up on your doorstep. like a baby at a church like you can on you just take it in race and as your own yeah here's the thing you can carry up to two ounces which is a lot like i don't yet like i don't know if you've seen one ounce of weed but that

is too much to leave the house with yeah and in d.c. you're allowed to just walk around with like a neck pillow if we just. one hundred side. what that means folks is it is illegal it is not cool for me to go up to my dealer and be like hey man i'll give you twenty bucks for some weed it is however totally cool for me to go up to my friend. be like a man that you twenty bucks you will give me some weed. is a drug problem a gambling addiction that lives every time. we have to go to a quick break but as always you can text the word redacted to four four four nine nine nine it'll get you out free content it'll get you signed up to our newsletter which as we mentioned we're getting knocked off a lot of platforms so that is the way to not get knocked off and that's free in the

united states ok we're going to be back with more so stick around. i had a great education a good job and a family that loved me. i never had to worry about how i would eat and where i would sleep. i'm facing christmas alone out on the streets of london. but you look fabulous. story like. you know to simulate it to still give out food for the just. as you don't really feel like a human being you know. and then. the guy just came over to miss will be a good judge of this book. welcome

to the crystal ball edition of crosstalk what can we expect in the new year we have a great lineup of guests telling us they think. you know twitter's callout of crazy things going up a lot of people you know. twitter arising and occasionally somebody pops up with something really insightful really interesting. welcome back to our special redacted tonight stand up comedy special i said special too many times in that sense but it is very special but it was filmed filmed down in miami this time we've gone los angeles we did new york this one was in miami next up we're going to see a clip from from you know how do you like the show down there the city of miami and

the miami fans were just wonderful they came up to me after the show and they were like how did we do. i think it was my performance that mattered and they gave a standing ovations before we said anything i'm like just like i don't deserve this it is me a complex all you can recall what it is it is awesome to be the redacted fans like around the country cities you would even think we'd have and i had to go there and tora and meet them as you guys have done some of you know. the pocket of south miami we're back to the activists are awesome people and they were just so happy they were there is a great experience also i was just glad i got to wear shorts for three days and. all the crowd except the three of you and you know who you. know who you are you are always good to this clip is from the amazing naomi.

i'm dating. and it's tough man because i consider myself an intellectual you know i read a lot of high school papers. but when i'm dating you know not a lot of intellectuals to choose from but not a problem and i'm comedian i appreciate funny people you know so i can enjoy the company of a man who's. struggling with self checkout that's. a moment we can share together i can just watch on the side saying hey don't worry honey the machine says help is on the way. home where i was with that guy for about three months yeah successful relationship because that's how long it took him to build my dresser and i i think about him sometimes when i try and open a drawer i do i do. i feel so bad for down people lately they've had it

real bad since the election everybody is blaming them for the country's woes not fair just because you're dumb doesn't mean your race is there out here they have to distinguish themselves from the other people they have to be like look look i just can't open the gas valve on my cart i'm not white supremacist. these poor guys they have to make it clear they have to say look i'm not far right because i don't know which direction that is. and it's such a shame because like racists are so you never hear them say something knowledgeable about the people that they hate they could do better you know it's just a shame i mean i don't want to stereotype here but i just assume that races are mixing up there their and theirs and they're arabs and indians i'm just assuming you know because like nobody's going to college and saying look i'm going to major in so these days and studies because i don't like them you know. so my father

doesn't actually like that i do stand up comedy yeah he which is strange because my brother went to prison for selling drugs. i'm like what are you comparing me to he is just like weather at least he was making money. was you're going to bars you buy the drinks. make fun of me. why you're writing all of this down. like this is why immigrant parents afford to go on. my brother did go to jail for selling drugs it came as a huge shock to the family because we just thought he was making tons of money as a d.j. . in west virginia. i did get really good feedback when i was giving them something thank you he said. i can tell that you just don't want to do this and i. was

like oh my god he really gets me i'm this is forever but i did get really lucky this year i met a man who likes the lady to be dominant in bed have you heard of these mythical creatures because they're out there ladies i was like ok i guess this is my real bar mitzvah let's go. and i couldn't wait to get into bed and i couldn't wait to tell him. ok can you explain to me how to do this because i just have no idea and he's like you just tell me what to do. i start shadow boxing. doing squats some like all right give me an example all. and he's like i don't know tell me to get on my knees on my own. is that a part of this i don't even know. and he's like now show me. and he's like could

you be more stern. i'm like now it just sounds like you're telling me what to do. those those rules in the bedroom you know that that you know that's a over back to topic we have not covered enough on the show dominate tricks aspects of the better that is a hierarchy i don't wish it was like a book of like pray written lines like because you were like i'm not sure i'm not sure where. say there you are here now you have some type of prep but i guess. when you get out the script really ruins the mood here. oh boy you know i don't know if my feet go like that you're my feet go like that i don't know you need to see greater good and right. yeah you need to just be like wine and then the third person as and the ram reading i would say oh. boy we were definitely that we did that all right we go no we go did i things me i think it's own oh i'm not even writing ok let's see

a little of my sex down at the redacted tonight stand up comedy special in miami florida honestly i've performed in florida like for her for years it's this is exciting like you guys would do it looks you probably feel it was cool like i was. great to be here. you know i heard where it started and i wanted to go like i'm not going to experience you know. you guys have been doing it for eighty. five and it keeps going you know and changing it like this is willis and when you find you know not like guys who stayed dressed the same as when they were cool whatever year they were cool you know it just remains for the rest of their lives that's you guys listen fraud who. says keep bennett you know list is treated like cargo shorts. keep doing. oh it is

exciting they're actually talking about like some fraud in the in the news today you see that actually north carolina talking about. fake absentee ballots and all the good will find like that's what they do the mainstream media will talk about it when it's one guy so one headed who was like. and he just wrote down all the things and they're like yeah he's the mother of corrupted elections that was the guy. all the rest working fine work and fine yeah debbie wasserman schultz won by ninety nine percent is a radical so incredible she's really just so beloved here so loved here it's amazing it's good to see you guys really support someone as strongly as you do her no matter what she goes through no matter how she is you know like that's our lady sticking by or at least when you get into the book

voting both you know debbie wassermann schultz got a big. hand if you want to thinking that the touchscreen will tell you that. it's like this oh i've got to beat everyone to insults all right. i'm glad we got these seats so close you get in your face i hope you enjoy that spot but you know you go pay extra for the one that's. it's the twenty dollars but who do. look i know it's hot in here but i'm going to sweat for you guys for a few more minutes and all right. if you can take it i could take it. just view it is like a hot yoga comedy. if you need to put your feet behind your head go ahead oh. yes speaking of. our bombing overseas blowing up people in yemen there

was a new this is a battle reports as our own government did a report recently and found out that terrorism has increased five fold since nine eleven since our war on terror started so you tell that to the average person you say you know the terrorism has increased five fold since our war on terror started and the person we go i got an idea let's stop the war on terror it sounds like you do awful things. but you see that person doesn't understand how our wars work alright are we have a war we have hordes on lots of things that just make them worse and that's what they're supposed to do you know war on terror creates terrorism war on drugs just destroys lives you know war on homelessness makes homelessness wars war my personal war on people standing still on the left side of the escalator even though that's not walking so.

it's not only mild returns really hasn't. it. but you know i'm just trying to make a dent in this society that really really. with the amount of money we spend on all these all our bombing twenty one trillion dollars unaccounted for the pentagon over the past twenty years trillions of dollars and yet when you say hey maybe we could give everybody health care someone goes how are you going to pay for that thing up pay for it or they go is to hoard it's to do you have any idea and your entire health care system is too hard you know you never hear whenever our government goes hey we need to invade iraq you know who said we'll go. really really tough you don't go all the way over the years we've got above the law.

because they all you people are going to be told some millions of dollars we're going to use people that don't want to be chased. out of work so. you go that is all the time we have i'm sorry but you work in you off and actually john the last. thing for what you. said here forever deal with everybody i've always had a terrible manager i should have done that. i'm sorry but that is our show you can get more at you tube god com slash redacted tonight if we're on there for a few more seconds getting all of our stuff is still on there so go and check it out also my do stand up special that we can't comedy special dot com until next time until next year good night and keep fighting.

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that. the. u.s. state of alabama launched an investigation into meddling in a thread to election campaign in twenty seven t.v. pro-democratic group is reportedly behind more than a thousand fake question faucheux media accounts used to dis discredit a republican rival. a high level turkish delegation heads to russia for talks on syria this is government forces that claim they've entered the northern syrian city of money and the fear is that turkey is a bounce in the region of offensive against the kurds. and the scandal surrounding a disgraced advisor to the french president why did the media reports claim alexander banal it's been using a diplomatic passports long gone after he was dismissed for beating up a protester.