i forever been there but all i have heard is that miami is all about over the top materialism cook i. feel like the bottle service and cuban same wage is. odd i am a sober via in social events i was really only skew pairs or pence. how did this trip possibly going to work out in my favor and i shouldn't big hair i should not be a hair i should be up in burlington vermont or some. running naked through the what's how it up them. like that dirty hippie how am i. talking can't of course i'm psyched to be air you guys are awesome miami so i will

say this there is a there's a silver lining to the trunk presidency that you guys might not know about i'll say so in d.c. it is just like completely filled with mainstream democrats who are democrats very like the people that live within the district it's very much like hillary country it went almost ninety three percent and d.c. voted for clinton the last election and they still can't believe to this day our one of the most unpopular candidates ever going to possibly was like bob once i have right i don't never forget this on election night. after job one it's really late like until that leaving office i'm walking around the corner to catch a cab and there's this guy walking in and he's really angry he's got my going on with her sticker on he's like furious and he comes up to me he goes like excuse me and i living in a parallel universe or he thought up front just become the president i'm. going to go i go oh dear i said it. you know if you're living in

a parallel universe on minute two because yeah i did and then he goes he goes i can't believe it and it raises says that our nowhere and you hear it before you see it jesse ventura shows up and he goes oh i can bully. the parties and over the american people are so. outlaw quad happen and they stand up cramps and rock pop a lot blah it's absolute out the american people i'll tell ya i had an hour a long time of god and the american people have woken up at an air a sponsor the establishment's take em draw to corporate parties should be ashamed of themselves cause and effect brother are gross and. i do like the yeah. i don't get angry hell by people who just shock you like oh.

this is like i said or what it is now because they gave me. a loving every bit of it and then i swear to god as jesse started to walk away just walk away and then bagpipes started playing super loud out of nowhere i couldn't find the source but it was amazing and none of that would have been if donald trump didn't win the presidency the. silver lining a. silver lining very well well done well done i thought you story did not throw it all right it was for yelling but it is saying very essential album i heard there but i didn't make an appearance on the show sorry about that yeah when i you know you were in a while booming voice chime in and over how do you know what to do with me and what i was workshopped the joke in my head when i was writing it on the plane ride down to miami. i mean i didn't see it you know i don't know you just didn't read right

you know i don't understand where jesse ventura came from to see just like show up as proof in point like smoke was it was there a closed book is what i want to know well i said the best thing was that we like heard him before we saw it you know yeah and so you just hear this point voice and then this is what happens before you die if i care. what your your guy you then maybe just even her yeah here is he appears at the pearly gate he is going to be lord he's a bouncer all to be very well in certain amount of the pearly gates all right let's get to our next clip this is correspondent natalie mcgill since so much for coming out to light here was the late full just enough time in to get an in-flight movie if you don't see that it movie by the way the movie with the clown in the sewer grate all right good for you cannot see it i refused to see that movie you know the scary movies also my friend the other day that i hadn't seen that movie yet and she was like all right well was the last scary movie you saw i was like oh the test of

the emergency broadcast system. who's a three am showing my studio apartment by myself. like i consider myself like a strong independent black woman. until that comes on. they don't look at her husband's on bumbled at four o'clock you know. i just wish i could have been in the boardroom though when they came up with what that was going to sound like. what they just like to do it in the conference room what what if we made it sound like an ambulance and everybody knows it had what sounds like nobody would pay attention to it all right what if we made it sound like dial up internet is coming to slit our throats. xiu might have something there. i'm over thirty so most of my friends are married

now and i wouldn't rule out getting married one day just so i would have the dual income to afford my friend's wedding gifts now. because that is getting out of control i was on my friend's register the other day and i'm looking at it like you want to. you want to six hundred dollars blender you don't even do cross fit you. can you do up box jump first before i take out a loan to buy you a bite to mix. i was actually at a friend's wedding a couple weeks ago i was one of two black people at this wedding so naturally when the electric slide started. everybody crowded behind the two of us. to leave the dance. and i was like we should've just made up moves to

these people. because they don't know. we went out they were. tinted and give the nearest black person reparations. was what. you don't know this. because it's always after the pivots are heard. and we accept that. so i use microsoft word a lot you guys have been using microsoft word like that red squiggly line comes up i don't eat stuff that's correct yeah why don't we have that for people yet why is that. why can't i be like going to date that's like going south and all of a sudden the dude is just in this red line. and then when i press on ed like

a dialog box comes up like this man thinks the transition between both and big names on the fresh prince of bel-air was seamless was. it can know. for all. the good it was all done well done i like the idea of using that squiggly line technique for people that maybe have like weird political views like oh you kind of understand steve bad inspected on things read squiggly line if you are all you know it would read slowly lines around a lot of people just like around mitch mcconnell around here. or our relatives that say i should be married so i'm like oh wait i'm very. early or life if you want grammar early for a life yeah that. well let's get now to actually someone you have not seen on air here every day acted in night he is our superstar producer buddy is also an

accomplished stand up comic so here's a few minutes of yogi down off i have clinical depression or as i like to call it medical grade said this. i got that good you know. here's the problem having depression in twenty eighteen isn't special and. it's now a competition people like i'm so sad trump is doing all this terrible and worried you know second round of naziism and all that fun stuff people are like yet so we're not special. and that's why don't you suicide hotlines they just don't care anymore and. here's the thing with clinical depression i can't be murdered. i'm not yet none of you can kill me it's just assisted suicide.

the exam cut anyone else. i don't know if you guys are allowed to admit that. florida. i don't know what that means i'm from d.c. . oh yeah that good. i mean i'm jealous but good yeah but here is the the thing with the thing i love most about pot are the d.c. pot laws they're my favorite like i i hope they don't change because they're funny the way they are. here's the deal with pot in d.c. it is totally illegal for you to buy or sell marijuana without a medical license it is however totally cool for you to just have it. on i'm. like if it just shows up on your doorstep and. like a baby at a church like you can on you just take it in race and as your own yeah

here's the thing you can carry up to two ounces which is a lot like i don't yet like i don't know if you've seen one ounce of weed but that is too much to leave the house with. and in d.c. you're allowed to just walk around with like a neck pillow if we just. one hundred side. what that means folks is it is illegal it is not cool for me to go up to my dealer and be like hey man i'll give you twenty bucks for some weed it is however totally cool for me to go up to my friend. and be like hey man i bet you twenty bucks you won't give me some weed. the drug problem i have a gambling addiction and every time. we have to go to a quick break but as always you can text the word redacted to four four four nine

nine nine it'll get you free content it'll get you signed up to our newsletter which as we mentioned we're getting knocked off a lot of platforms so that is the way to not get knocked off and that's free in the united states ok we're going to be back with more so stick around. so you will be. lost yes does. she doesn't it with the people most of. what i mean.

can make it. really a local superman from a week in which he has nothing to do by the fact. that you're in the form of the media. almost humorous in their favor when within the model most most and even many both of them in this bomoh the most they will start to feel. you know twitter's galaad crazy things go on a lot of people. twitter izing and somebody pops up with something really insightful really interesting.

i've been saying the numbers means they matter the us has over one trillion dollars in debt more than ten point zero are trying to empty each day. eighty five percent of global will belong to the old bridge eight point six percent market saw thirty percent rise last year some with four hundred to five hundred three per second per second and it going rose to twenty thousand dollars. china is building a two point one billion dollar a i industrial form. but don't let the numbers all the way to the only number you need to remember it was one of those you know bored to miss the one and only.

welcome back to our special redacted tonight stand up comedy special i said special too many times and it sounds very but it is very special but it was filmed filmed down in miami this time we've done los angeles we did new york this one was in miami next up we're going to see a clip from from you know how do you like the show down there the city the miami and the miami fans were just wonderful they came up to me after the show and they were like how did we do and how much like i think it was my performance that mattered and they gave a standing ovations before we said anything i'm like just like i don't deserve this

it is me a complex song if you think that became your cause if it is it is awesome to be the redacted fans like around the country cities you would even think we'd have fans in and i had to go there and torah and meet them as you guys have done some of you know really color you know the pocket of south miami we're back to redact of us are awesome people and they were just so happy they were there is a great experience also i was just glad i got to wear shorts for three days and. i will go all the route. except the three of you and you know who you are you know where you are you are going to get through this clip is from the amazing naomi. i'm dating and it's tough man because i consider myself an intellectual you know i read a lot of high school papers. but when i'm dating you know not a lot of intellectuals to choose from but not

a problem i'm comedian i appreciate funny people you know so i can enjoy the company of a man who's struggling with self checkout that i'm moment we can share together i can just watch on the side saying hey don't worry honey the machine says help is on the way don't. worry i was with that guy for about three months yeah successful relationship because that's how long it took him to build my dresser and i i think about him sometimes when i try and open a drawer i do. i do. i feel so bad for dumb people lately they've had it real bad since the election everybody is blaming them for the country's woes not fair just because you're dumb doesn't mean your race is there out here they have to distinguish themselves from the other people had to be like look look i just can't

open the gas valve on my cart i'm not white supremacist. these poor guys they have to make it clear they have to say look i'm not far right because i don't know which direction that is i'm and it's such a shame because like racists are so dumb you never hear them say something knowledgeable about the people that they hate they could do better you know it's just a shame i mean i don't want to stereotype here but i just assume that racists are mixing up there their and there's in there arabs and indians i'm just assuming. you know because like nobody's going to college and saying look i'm going to major in soap these days in studies because i don't like them you know. so my father doesn't actually like that i do stand up comedy yeah he which is strange because my brother went to prison for selling drugs. i'm like what are you comparing me to. he is

just like well at least he was making money. was you're going to bars you buy the drinks to. make fun of me. why you're writing all of this don. i'm like this is what immigrant parents afford to go on. me and my brother did go to jail for selling drugs it came as a huge shock to the family because we just thought he was making tons of money as a d.j. . in west virginia. i did get really good feedback when i was giving them something thank you he said. i can tell that you just don't want to do this and was. i was like oh my god he really gets me. this is forever but i did get really lucky this year i met a man who likes the lady to be dominant and ben have you heard of these mythical

creatures because they're out there ladies was like ok i guess this is my real bar mitzvah let's go. and i couldn't wait to get into bed and i couldn't wait to tell him. ok can you explain to me how to do this because i just have no idea and he's like you just tell me what to do. i start shadow boxing. doing squats some like all right give me an example all. and he's like i don't know tell me to get him i need someone. is that a part of this i don't even know. and he's like now show me that over. and he's like could you be more stern. i'm like now it just sounds like you're telling me what to do. yeah those those rules in the bedroom you know that that you know that's a redacted topic we have not covered enough on the show dominate trix aspects in

the better it is a hierarchy i never wish it was like a book of like pre written lines like because you were like i'm not sure i'm not sure what the say there you're here now you have some type of prep but i got you. when you get out the script really ruins the mood here. oh boy you know i don't know if my feet go like that your life and go like that i don't know you need to see great times and yeah. yeah you need to just be like wine and then the third person as and the room reading i would say oh. boy we were definitely that we did that all right or we go no we go did i things me i think it's own oh i'm not even writing ok let's just see a little of my sat down at the redacted to night stand up comedy special in miami florida something i've performed in florida like for him for years it's this is exciting like you guys would do it looks you probably feel it was cool like. the

right to be here. you know i heard where it started and i wanted to go like i'm not going to experience you know. you guys have been doing it for eighty. five and it keeps going you know changing it like this is willis and when you find you know not like guys who stayed dressed the same as when they were cool whatever year they were cool you know it just remains for the rest of their lives that's you guys looks and broad who. says keep bennett you know. just treated like cargo shorts. keep doing. oh it is exciting they're actually talking about like some fraud in the in the news today you see that actually north carolina talking about. fake absentee ballots and all that they'll find like that's what they do the mainstream media will talk about it when it's one guy so one headed who was like. and he just wrote down all the

things and they're like yeah he's the mother of corrupted elections that was the guy. all the rest working fine work and fine yeah debbie wasserman schultz won by ninety nine percent is a radical so incredible she's really just so beloved here so loved here it's amazing it's good to see you guys really support someone as strongly as you do her no matter what she goes through no matter how she is here like that's our lady sticking by or at least when you get into the book voting both you know debbie wassermann schultz got a big. time. and if you want to thinking that the touchscreen will tell you that. it's like you so i got to beat everyone to insults all right. i'm glad we got these

seats so close you get on your face i hope you enjoy that spot but you know you go pay extra for the one that's. it's the twenty dollars but who do. look i know it's hot in here but i'm going to sweat for you guys for a few more minutes and all right. was. if you can take it i could take it. just view it is like a hot yoga comedy. if you need to put your feet behind your head go ahead of. us speaking of. are bombing overseas blowing up people in yemen there was a new this is a battle reports its own government did a report recently and found out that terrorism has increased five fold since nine eleven since our war on terror started so you tell that to the average person you

say you know that terrorism has increased five fold since our war on terror started and the person we go i got an idea let's stop the war on terror it sounds like you do awful things. but you see that person doesn't understand how our wars work all right or we have a war we have hordes on lots of things that just make them worse and that's what they're supposed to do you know war on terror creates terrorism war on drugs just destroys lives you know war on homelessness makes homelessness wars war my personal war on people standing still on the left side of the escalator even though that's not walking so. it's not only mild returns really hasn't. it. but you know i'm just trying to make a dent in this entire city that really really. with the amount of money we

spend on all these all our bombing twenty one trillion dollars unaccounted for the pentagon over the past twenty years trillions of dollars and yet when you say hey maybe we could give employee health care someone goes how are you going to pay for that i go pay for it or they go is to hoard it's to do you have any idea to open your entire health care system is too hard you know you never hear whenever our government goes hey we need to invade iraq you never hear someone go. really really tough you don't go all the way over the years you got above the law. you got to get all these people are going to close and millions of dollars to go on the. people that don't want to be changed. thank you thank you here you go that is all the time we have i'm sorry but you work in you

off and actually john this is your last show was going to show what you know i did here forever deal with everybody i've always had a terrible manager i should have done that. i was sorry but that is our show you can get more ad to youtube dot com slash redacted tonight if we're on there for a few more seconds getting all of our stuff is still on there so go and check it out also my do stand up special that we can't comedy special dot com until next time until next year good night and keep fighting. words that come to court russia no one has ever known one has ever had a vote that can never even have had about most.

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