and like they did when they said nora was tracking santa don't worry norad is still tracking santa his journey across the globe you might think that's not so bad but that was russian seana. pretty but so they cover these idiotic stories and yet when the truth finally comes out which for one big story it did last week they suddenly get very quiet about it don't really want to talk about how they got it completely wrong do you remember this story for august twenty seventh seen some u.s. government personnel who were working at our embassy and have an acute on official duty said they were there are working on par on behalf of the u.s. embassy there they've reported some incidents which have caused a variety of physical symptoms ok so incidents have been the cause something but we don't know what or how or who got it. if i heard that briefing and i wrote a story about it the story would be titled something happened to someone somewhere

you better believe. what times have life actually was u.s. diplomats incurable were injured by a sonic whopper in. the mainstream media was off to the races with their motto of never use facts when wild conjecture is readily available and free to use sources tell the b.b.c. news that starting in the fall of two thousand and sixteen it appears some officials were exposed to a sonic device that caused hearing problems and other physical symptoms and his her pointing their fingers a cold war era microwave weapons for the illnesses of more than three dozen american diplomats and family members want to play you a bit of a sample of what they heard listen. yeah. i could just see the dastardly cubans coming up with this plan let's see we have thawing relations with the u.s. job. like we want we have

a decrease in the embargo that is strangled our economy for a generation i think it's high time we attack all the american and canadian diplomat with a vase i know. there will be slightly. yes we will head with weapons of mild annoyance. but the media weren't done one month later many outlets including business insider reported the us is slashing its staff in cuba after damp diplomats reported brain injuries and hearing loss perhaps from mysterious sonic weapons some can no longer remember words while others have hearing loss speech problems balance issues nervous system damage had a ringing in the ears and nausea jesus mary and joseph f.

i had the same effect from the last transformers movie. did anyone stop and think it's interesting that this supposedly noise kind of sounds like a dentist drill yet no matter how long a dentist drilled into your skull with actual metal objects you can still remember all your words. like when was the last summer fred was a. terrible dentist and now i don't know the word for rhinoceros book but carrying it's on there are gone. and sure enough later in that same article they talk with a neuroscientist who says there isn't an acoustic phenomenon in the world that would cause these types of symptoms. that's within art of gold titled diplomats reporting brain injuries from sonic weapons. that should have been tired old full. u.s.

government officials claim some stupid bullshit. like you. do you would think any review outlet worth a goddamn nicole would say the us government is claiming something that is scientifically impossible you cannot cause brady injuries where they practically you know want to build annoyance let's see if that's what the well respected guardian said this is from september twenty seventh team at least some of the incidents were confined to certain rooms with laser like specificity and some victims now have problems recalling specific words but then new theory. could be eavesdropping device that was trying to use ultrasound to cofer spirit away some information maybe some sound recordings and then malfunctioned in producing these are all sensations that lead to the headaches and the dizziness and the other harm to the diplomats yes maybe it was him eavesdropping device that got

it signals mixed with every diplomat on multiple days in multiple rooms would cause a high pitched noise that wasn't noticeable enough for people to go hey let's leave this room because it's noise. that crazy accidental noise caused traumatic brain injury that can actually be caused by sound devices maybe that's more feasible sources tell c.b.s. news two more americans have been targeted in a mysterious sonic attack overseas one of the victims worked in the u.s. embassy in new spec a stand according to a source similar attacks have been reported by american diplomats in cuba our sources say the latest incident suggests russia might be in. russia was using cuba to give my old the headaches to diplomats. with something that sounds like an. industrial slide whistle route. i hope that

they verify these claims with at least one person who isn't a member of the ruling elite diplomatic corps in american tourist staying at the hotel capri in two thousand and fourteen suspects he too suffered a sonic attack and describe the sensation when from the tip of my toes through my toes down through the. arch of my foot. up to my ankles. and i can still breathe a little bit in my fingertips. two years before the diplomats were hit an american tourist felt his toes to go. doesn't this undermine a conspiracy that the diplomats were targeted was down cannons if it happened two years earlier to a dude. we are probably more he don't for a bachelor weekend or are we supposed to believe the ingenious cuban military would

wear the cars that day to the nineteen fifties but sound weaponry the dates to the are twenty one forty five. got smashed on rome and ran around making american tourists realize take good their prostates. towards bridge over a year since all of this happened thawing relations with the cuba where with cuba it was was put on ice diplomats were expelled people had a new reason to fear russia and push off all close to a nuclear war and that american tourist still can't say the word spork without getting a little twitchy and then last week we finally found out what the evil sonic weapons actually works. sounds that haunted u.s. diplomats in cuba love lorn cricket science. yes scientists studied a recording made by the diplomats and published by the associated press and they

said there's plenty of debate in the medical community over what if any physical damage there is to these individuals all i can say fairly definitively is that the a.p. released recording is of a crickets and we think we know what species it is i mean this entire story was scientifically impossible from the beginning but because it fit the american state propaganda narrative of cuba is evil all our corporate media went along with a totally crackpot conspiracy theory imagine if i said yeah i was i was hit by an odor of cannon that smelled faintly of a ham sandwich. and of course my tolls to go numb and my elbows kinda vibrate if i said that would every goddamn mainstream media outlet cover it know it unless i added the signs and it happened while i was in venezuela. probably by the

venezuelan government then it's front page news please remember this our corporate media hacks are conspiracy theorists they are state propaganda conspiracy theories by listening to them we put our entire future in peril how many of them wash d.c. very. very. welcome welcome. now let's take the news from behind. our government shutdown an eight hundred thousand federal workers don't know when they'll next get paid but i'm sure most of those workers are proud to go without pay in order to

stay she ate the narcissistic impulses of a man child who really really wants to build a giant phallic symbol that can be seen from space. oh it. does look a bit placid though i mean without that phallic symbol how will allianz know we're excited they're approaching right. luckily the pay of our average worker in this country is so low that those four furloughed workers aren't really going to be missing much and i'm happy to announce that the gut wrenching inequality we see here in this country isn't all that much worse than our friend or me is in canada a new study has revealed that shortly before eleven am each day the average top earning c.e.o. in canada will have already earned in less than one workday what the average worker makes an entire year that's incredible i mean it's canada what the ceo's of like tim burton's molson beer and how he handled but. anyway the point is

we here in the u.s. think of canadians as a better you know more forgiving more considerate people who greet each other each day with a solid lovely morning. and it's good to see that even up there the country is run by ridiculous lee rich. just makes me expect to get so what do we do what do is there is there no way to still this incredibly awful inequality. i think the french have some. just ok but. those school crossing guards were not happy. they were not seriously though the yellow vast movement in france continues to grow president mccrone wants to have

a national debate that will focus on four themes taxes green energy institutional reform and citizenship mccrone wants to gather the people's thoughts on those topics so we can take them home and not think about them anymore. it's like this is yet a suggestion box they had for us when i was working at a t.g.i. friday's in college management totally ignored those suggestions in less you took a dump in the box then you got a reaction i can graduate to french people first and i buy. a. car for you good for you we can't do it because going on of crossing guards but. now sure you may be thinking least so far in this segment you compared the yellow vest movement to. the border wall to a giant penis because you feel like this is a bit low brow how dare you all right i will stoop as low as i need i am no

leaders when it comes to describing the world around us have you looked outside of that i guess when you're worried about a poop joke insensate it's a did not make any sense one damn agreeing with alexandria ocasio cortez and the next i'm agreeing with rudy giuliani and banana all right ocasio gore does said the other day that there should be a seventy percent tax rate on people earning over ten million dollars a year a. kid so poor that they support that because if you're getting three million dollars a year you're doing fine all right but then i found myself agreeing with donald trump lawyer and walking. edvard munch painting rudy giuliani. he says it's the way the wiki leaks publisher julian assange had not done anything wrong and should not go to jail for disseminating stolen information just as major media

does enjoy a on e. is right all right but. i have to say julie the times did get in the way of our analysts war or infinity war if you will and infinity wars are very entertaining alright but. the only thing that should get in the way of infinity war is when you accidentally drop the george foreman grill you snuck into the imax theater into your lap. thereby creating a screaming hot leg salad sandwich. but this past month after drug said he was pulling troops out of syria the mainstream media was none too pleased as fairness and accuracy in reporting said this week it's the media is worried we won't occupy syria for her. bike but since i'm am a peacenik at heart i still say we should and our infinity war in fact after this show i'm to go tell the white house how i feel out of the suggestion box is open

with a government shutdown but i've got my contribution right here right. now. there's also the new mascot of redacted tonight. we're going to upgrade brag but if your e-mail list you are missing many of our videos and articles so if you're in the u.s. just text the word redacted to poor for four nine nine nine it's free and quick just the word redacted four four four nine and i wonder. i mean was it.

has got. to be. that entire collection of countries and regions that have been the main economic. players for decades now over time they're going to become just much more players the world is going to evolve china india middle east africa. under certain scenarios they're going to represent about eighty percent of world g.d.p. at the end of the century and that scenario is where they do catch up in terms of her charity growth. reach terminal debt build up that no amount of economic activity going forward will ever provide the tax revenue sufficient to pay down the step we're past the point of no return we've

gone through the debt looking glass this means only one outcome that central banks will continue to print to keep the interest going on this insurmountable pile which means wealth and income gap are guaranteed to increase which means the g.l.a. show movement is going global and the global insurrection is upon us and that's a guarantee. you welcome back for the past couple weeks the major news networks have been celebrating that the military industrial complex is now run by women as females take a leadership. roles at top weapons manufacturing companies who knew that this whole time all you needed to break the glass ceiling was a hypersonic surface to air cruise missile to discuss this is resident woman naomi . woman

but lee i don't understand why the media is celebrating women getting ahead in the murder machine sector other when women are so under-represented in other industries like armed robbery here i mean schemes genocide the executions and sexual harassment that's the way it's always a good way to tell mansplaining the struggle to me how can women be considered equal if we hardly have any career ending lawsuit against us. but i understand social progress is incremental and having female c.e.o.'s in the arms industry is a big fat goodness you calling this progressives are almost as evil as men now so it was time for m.s.m. d.c. to profile the saleswomen of death with a beyond say song lyric take a look at the c.e.o.'s of four of the five biggest defense contractors are in fact

women northrop grumman lockheed martin general dynamics and boeing's defense which is also america's least weapons negotiator the undersecretary of state for arms control and the undersecretary of state for energy for nuclear security also a woman she runs the world's largest nuclear stockpile who runs the world guns and girls with guns but mainly guns. but look at boeing defense executive leeann it's like she's not even looking into the camera but gazing like a proud mother at a b. fifty two that's troubling bombs on its very first village. ok this is horrifying. you find gender equality or a fine. oh you know i don't see this as political since is a watershed moment in history what you don't think that women can have it all meaning having a career they love a happy marriage two kids a home and several thousand graves abroad are you saying we can't have it and are

all real enemy is ourselves ok lockheed martin c.e.o. marilyn houston told politico that she couldn't achieve all this without quieting that little voice in your head that doubts whether you can do that next job or take on that special assignment and instead you listen to the other voice in your head that says kid. yeah mary's. i've been trying to focus that now a little bit more every day. this is. this is just a p.r. campaign that is using they're using feminism to rebrand the art of butchering beautiful around the world as if of progressive if are just so much more than p.r. raytheon the maker of the school bus bomb has now partner with the girl scouts we desperately need and then to cater to the workforce they can create to design and

to tap into that large untapped resource of the girls in america. about making the world a safer place and the girl scouts of making the world a better place couldn't be more well suited just partners raising you this is you know i can't wait till we have girl scout badges made out of the scalps of actual girl scouts you killed. you know we did teach these girls to love the war machine early on that's why i've developed the ready for combat killer barbie. isn't just for boys anymore this girl is ready to invade and indiscriminately kill she's going to break international. but with style. me telling me this is feminist feminism it's about equality that doesn't involve getting ahead by being complicit in it in a system of imperial domination that kills innocent people this is not only i have

to disagree with you there because that is just too long of a definition of feminism. now mainstream feminism is just a cool he. was doing so well with gender equality maybe america is finally doing better in the democracy index as well for more on this let's turn to correspondent jonathan donald help break it down. so the new global democracy and x. came out and united states of america is number one. plus twenty four we're number twenty five. not too shabby for those greatest marker a c. and the history of the world right beneath chill and stony but hey

at least you're more democratic then how go very day you know that country whose existence i wasn't aware of kabul very day you're telling me a cabbage based green salsa is more democratic than the good ole us of a who are released this democracy index lefty make left wing make left the left left left left left left left of the economist intelligence unit democracy index twenty eight seen me two political participation protests then democracy ok a couple of things about that first the economist is establishment. as. so it's interesting that they put us at twenty five and second are they not aware that the phrase meet to you is already being used for something.

i know what you mean. the democracy index is based on five categories electoral process and poor alyssum civil liberties the functioning of government political participation and political culture based on their scores of sixty indicators within these categories each country is then itself classified as one of four types of regime full democracy flawed democracy hybrid regime and authoritarian regime and drumroll please. according to the economist the us is zero for our democracy a i'm going to submit an official response of no sherlock that one i mean what were the five categories electoral process implore lism why did you ever doubt that was why you really don't need one feel feeling the primary election when superdelegates i'd say we've covered that one extensively on radack

dead civil liberties we have to remember that technically my government right or wrong considers me to be a fugitive in exile right there is still technically a manhunt that's following me around wherever i go the n.s.a. want to. do the functioning of government well we're doing fine there. next to the other major story out of washington the government shutdown now officially the longest in american history with no end in sight or now it's political participation. don't tell me that it wasn't poll let it go and five political culture we need

border security i think we all agree that we need more so yes i mean good we do say we get along they do not get along. so guess which countries read the top of the list yet the nordic countries with norway being number one just look at the norwegians rubbing it in our faces with their traditional dance of the door it's too bad half their children grow up to be this guy. also remember that infamous princeton story from twenty fourteen that the term in the u.s. was an oligarch compared to that flawed democracy sounds pretty damn good yeah . sure it was john. there are your headlines from the future monday you'll read. cricket community

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seemed wrong why don't we all just don't hold. any cue ball yet to shape out these days become educated and engagement equals betrayal. when somebody find themselves worlds apart when she's to look for common ground. germany sets out to save a kid cold war era nuclear arms treaty with of the u.s. about to pull the plug on the agreement meanwhile russia warns washington the move it could threaten global security saying it is ready for dialogue. american born iranian t.v. anchor visiting the us is it jailed as a material witness authorities now confirmed a friend of the detained a journalist claims.