half of the u.s. embassy there they've reported some incidents which have caused a variety of physical symptoms ok so if incidents happen that cause something but we don't know what or how or who got it. if i heard that briefing and i wrote a story about it the story would be titled something happened to someone somewhere you better believe much. but times have life actually was u.s. diplomats incurable were injured by a sonic whopper in. the mainstream media was off to the races with their motto of never use facts when wild conjecture is readily available in free to use sources tell a b c news that starting in the fall of two thousand and sixteen it appears some officials were exposed to a sonic device that caused hearing problems and other physical symptoms and his her pointing their fingers a cold war era microwave weapons for the illnesses of more than three dozen american diplomats and family members want to play you a bit of

a sample of what they heard listen. yeah. i could just see the dastardly cubans coming up with this plan let's see we have thawing relations with the u.s. just like we want we have a decrease in the embargo that is strangled our economy for a generation i think it's high time we have tackled the american and canadian diplomat with a was no no. no i won't be sure i'd like to get him. yet we will go ahead with what happens of mild annoyance. but the media word on one month later many outlets including business insider reported the u.s. is slashing at staff in cuba after damp diplomats reported brain injuries endearingly. lost perhaps for mysterious sonic weapons some can no longer

remember words while others have hearing loss speech problems balance issues nervous system damage had a ringing in the ears and nausea jesus mary and joseph f. i had the same effect from the last transformers movie. did anyone stop and think it's interesting that this supposedly noise kind of sounds like a dentist drill yet no matter how long a dentist drilled into your skull with actual metal objects you can still remember all your words. like when was the last of red was a. terrible dentist and now i don't know the word for rhinoceros but carry bits of america. and sure enough later in that same article they talk with a neuroscientist who says there isn't an acoustic phenomenon in the world that

would cause these types of symptoms. so. that's within the art of gold titled diplomats reporting brain injuries from sonic weapons. that should have been tired old full of us government officials claim some stupid bullshit. like you. you would think any media outlet worth a goddamn nickel would say hey the us government is claiming something that is scientifically impossible you cannot cause brain injuries where they practically in on a bull noise let's see if that's what the well respected guardian said this is from september twenty seventh team at least some of the incidents were confined to certain rooms with laser like specificity and some victims now have problems recalling specific words but then a new theory or a row. it could be eavesdropping device that was trying to use ultrasound to cofer

spirit away some information maybe some sound recordings and then malfunctioned in producing these are all sensations that lead to the headaches and the dizziness and the other harm to the diplomats yes maybe it was it eavesdropping device that got it signals mixed with every diplomat on multiple days in multiple rooms would cause a high pitched noise that wasn't noticeable enough for people to go hey let's leave this room because it's noise. that crazy accidental noise caused traumatic brain injury that can actually be caused by sound devices maybe that's more feasible sources tell c.b.s. news two more americans have been targeted in a mysterious sonic attack overseas one of the victims worked in the u.s. embassy in new spec a stand according to a source similar attacks have been reported by american diplomats in cuba our

sources say the latest incident suggests russia might be. russia was using cuba to give my old the headaches to diplomats. with something that sounds like an industrial slide whistle. i hope that they verify these claims with at least all one person who isn't a member of the ruling elite diplomatic corps in american tourists staying at the hotel capri in two thousand and fourteen suspects he too suffered a sonic attack and describe the sensation from the right through my toes down through the. arch of my foot. up to my ankles. that i could do will breathe a little bit in my fingertips. two years before the diplomats were hit an american tourist felt his toes to go.

doesn't this auger by the conspiracy that the diplomats were targeted was sound cannons if it happened two years earlier to a dude. beer pong you know he does for a bachelor weekend or are we supposed to believe the ingenious cuban military would wear the cars that day to the nineteen fifties but sound weaponry the dates to the year twenty one forty five. got smashed on rome and ran around making american tourist reelecting going there prostates. so it's been over a year since all of this happened thawing relations with the cuba where with cuba it was was put on ice diplomats were expelled people had a new reason to fear russia and push us all closer to nuclear war and that american tourist still can't say the word spork without getting a little twitchy and then last week we finally found out what the evil sonic

weapons actually were it's the sounds that haunted us diplomats in cuba love lorn cricket side. yes scientists studied a recording made by the diplomats and published by the associated press and they said there's plenty of debate in the medical community over what if any physical damage there is to these individuals all i can say fairly definitively is that the a.p. released recording is of a cricket and we think we know what species it is i mean this entire story was scientifically impossible from the beginning but because it fit the american state propaganda narrative of cuba is evil all. our corporate media went along with a totally crackpot conspiracy theory imagine if i said yeah i was i was hit by an odor of cannon that smelled faintly of ham sandwiches and of course

my tolls to go numb and my elbows kinda vibrate if i said that would every goddamn mainstream media outlet cover it know it last i added the signs and it happened while i was in venezuela. probably by the venezuelan government then it's front page news please remember this our corporate media hacks or conspiracy theorists they are state propaganda conspiracy theorists by listening to them we put our entire future in peril how many of them wash d.c. .

thank you welcome welcome i'm late can no us take the news from behind as you know our government is shut down an eight hundred thousand federal workers don't know when they'll next get paid but i'm sure most of those workers are proud to go without pay in order to stay she ate the narcissistic impulses of a man child who really really wants to build a giant phallic symbol that can be seen from space. although it. does look a bit placid though i mean without that phallic symbol how will allianz know we're excited they're approaching right. luckily the pay of our average worker in this country is so low that those four furloughed workers. aren't really going to be missing much and i'm happy to announce that the gut wrenching inequality we see here in this country isn't all that much worse than our friend to me is in canada a new study has revealed that shortly before eleven i am each day the average top

earning c.e.o. in canada will have already earned in less than one workday what the average worker makes an entire year that's incredible i mean it's canada what the ceo's of like tim burton's molson beer and how we manage it but. anyway the point is we here in the us think of canadians as a better you know more forgiving more considerate people who greeted each other each day with a solid lovely morning. and it's good to see that even up they are the country is run by ridiculous lee rich. just makes me expect to get so what do we do what do is there is there no way to still this incredibly awful inequality. i think the french have some i.

just but. those school crossing guards were not happy. they were not seriously though the yellow vast movement in france continues to grow president mccrone wants to have a national debate that will focus on four themes taxes green energy institutional reform and citizenship mccrone wants to gather the people's thoughts on those topics so we can take them home and not think about them anymore. it's like this is yet a suggestion box they had for us when i was working at a t.g.i. friday's and college management totally ignored those suggestions in the last you. took a dump in the box all right then here got a reaction i can graduate to french people first and i buy. a.

car for you good for you we can't do it because going on of crossing guards but. now sure you may be thinking least so far in this segment you compared the yellow vest movement to. the border wall to a giant penis because you feel like this is a bit low brow how dare you all right i will stoop as low as i heave i am no leaders when it comes to describing the world around us have you looked outside of that i guess when you're worried about a poop joke insensate it's a did not make any sense one damn agreeing with alexandria ocasio cortez and the next i'm agreeing with rudy giuliani it's banana alright ocasio gordo's said the other day that there should be a seventy percent tax rate on people earning over ten million dollars a year a. point that they support that because if you're getting three million dollars a year you're doing fine all right but then i found myself agreeing with donald

trump lawyer and walking edward munch painting rudy giuliani. he said it's always so wiki leaks publisher julian assange had not done anything wrong and should not go to jail for disseminating stolen information just as major media does enjoy a on e. is right all right but. i have to say julie the times get in the way of our analysts war or infinity war if you will and infinity wars are very entertaining alright. the only thing that should get in the way of infinity war is when you accidentally drop the george foreman grill you snuck into the imax theater into your lap. thereby creating a screaming hot leg salad sandwich. but this past month after drug said he was pulling troops out of syria the mainstream media was none too pleased as fairness and accuracy in reporting said this week the media is worried we won't occupy syria

forever. but but since i'm am a peacenik at heart i still say we should and our infinity war in fact after this show i'm to go tell the white house how i feel i don't know of the suggestion box is open with a government shutdown but i've got my contribution right here right. now randi. there's also the new mascot of redacted tonight. we're going to grade brag but if you isolate him very well if you are missing many of our videos and articles so if you're in the u.s. just text the word redacted to poor poor four nine nine nine it's free and quick just the word redacted four four four nine and i wonder i've been going. to what we've got to do is identify the threats that we have it's crazy for and let

it be an arms race. spearing dramatic development only really i'm going to resist i don't see how that strategy will be successful very critical time to sit down and talk. reach terminal debt deal that. no amount of economic activity going forward will ever provide the tax revenues sufficient to pay down the step we're past the point of no return we've gone through the debt looking class this means only one outcome that central banks will continue to send to keep teachers going. this insurmountable pile which means while they come gap are guaranteed to increase which means the g.l.a. show movement is going global and the global insurrection is upon us and that's

a guarantee. when i came back from iraq now oh mary was her was cocaine methamphetamine see anything that's altering trying to get us out of. that bad mindset using the chemical that would be so. i want to be drinking and drinking just killing myself but. drink to get drunk alcoholics drink to feel normal. that's why it's this way drug. shop was so near. star cool under which these guys are blowing through to it it just needs to. need to be hoped and pushed on by the v.a.'s are as drugs go and stuff they need to be built. they've really shouldn't be

looked at like numbers they should be looked at by people if they go to a veteran center for health issues be considered as someone who really needs attention. thank. you welcome back for the past couple weeks the major news networks have been celebrating that the military industrial complex is now run by women as females take leadership roles at top weapons manufacturing companies oh no that this whole time all you needed to break the glass ceiling was a. hypersonic surface to air cruise missile to discuss this is resident woman naomi . woman

bully i don't understand why the media is celebrating women getting ahead in the murder machine sector either when women are so under-represented in other industries like armed robbery here in schemes genocide the executions and sexual harassment that either way and it's always a good way to tell mansplaining the struggle to me how can women be considered equal if we hardly have any career ending lawsuit against us. but i understand social progress is incremental and having female c.e.o.'s in the arms industry is a big fat goodness you calling this progressives are almost as evil as men now so it was time for m.s.m. d.c. to profile these sales women of death with a beyond say song lyric take a look at the c.e.o.'s of four of the five biggest defense contractors are in fact women northrop grumman lockheed martin general dynamics and boeing's defense which

is also america's least weapons negotiator the undersecretary of state for arms control and the undersecretary of state for energy for nuclear security also a woman she runs the world's largest nuclear stockpile who runs the world guns and girls with guns but mainly guns with the look at boeing defense executive leeann it's like she's not even looking into the camera but gazing like a proud mother at a b. fifty two that's tripping bombs on its very first village. ok this is horrifying you find gender equality or a flying right all right thank you you know i don't see this this as politico says is a watershed moment in history what you don't. think that women can have it all meaning having a career they love a happy marriage two kids a home and several thousand graves abroad are you saying we can't have it and are all real enemy is ourselves ok lockheed martin c.e.o.

marilyn houston told politico that she couldn't achieve all this without quieting that little voice in your head that doubts whether you can do that next job or take on that special assignment and instead you listen to the other voice in your head that says kid. marries. i've been trying to focus on now a little bit more every day. this is. this is a p.r. campaign that is using they're using feminism to rebrand the art of butchering brutal around the world as if it progressive it was so much more than p.r. raytheon the maker of the school bus bomb has now partner with the girl scouts we desperately need and then to cater to the workforce they can create to design and

to tap into that large untapped resource of the girls in america vision about making the world a safer place and the girl scouts of making the world a better place couldn't be more well suited just gardeners raising a scout says you know i can't wait till we have girl scout badges made out of the scalps of actual girl scouts you killed. you know we did teach these girls to love the war machine early on that's why i've developed the ready for combat killer barbie. isn't just for boys anymore this girl is ready to invade and indiscriminately kill she's going to break international law but with style. celie reavis is feminist feminism it's about. quality that doesn't involve getting ahead by being complicit in it in a system of imperial domination that kills innocent people this is not only i have to disagree with you there because that is just too long of

a definition of feminism. now mainstream feminism is just a cool we. thank you for doing so well with gender equality maybe america is finally doing better in the democracy index as well for more on this let's turn to correspondent jonathan donald help break it down. so the new global democracy and x. came out and the united states of america is number one. plus twenty four we're number twenty five. not too shabby for those greatest marker a c. and the history of the world right beneath chill and stony but hey at least you're more democratic then how go very day you know that country whose

existence i wasn't aware of kabul very day you're telling me a cabbage based green salsa is more democratic than the good ole us of a who are least this democracy index lefty make left wing make left the left left left left left left left the economist intelligence unit democracy index twenty eight seen me two political participation protests then democracy ok a couple of things about that first the economist is establishment as. so it's interesting that they put us at twenty five and second are they not aware that the phrase meet to. is already being used for something. i know what you mean. the democracy index is based on five categories electoral

process and poor alyssum civil liberties the functioning of government political participation and political culture based on their scores of sixty indicators within these categories each country is then itself classified as one of four types of regime full democracy flawed democracy hybrid regime and authoritarian regime and drumroll please. according to the economist the us is up for our democracy a i'm going to submit an official response a notion. that one i mean what were the five categories electoral process implore lism why did you ever doubt that was why you really don't need one feel feeling the primary election superdelegates i'd say we've covered that one extensively on radack dead civil liberties we have to

remember that technically my government right or wrong considers me to be a fugitive in exile right there is still technically a manhunt that's following me around wherever i go the n.s.a. want to. do the functioning of government well we're doing fine there. next to the other major story out of washington the government shutdown now officially the longest in american history with no end in sight or now it's political participation. don't tell me that it wasn't political and five political culture we need border security i think we all agree that we need more so yes i mean could we do say we

get along they do not get along. so guess which countries read the top of the list yet the nordic countries with norway being number one just look at the norwegian rubbing it in our faces with their traditional dance of the door it's too bad to have their children grow up to be this guy. also remember that infamous princeton story from twenty fourteen that the term in the u.s. was an oligarch compared to that flawed democracy sounds pretty damn good yeah. sure it was john edwards. there are your headlines from the future monday you'll read. cricket community insists attack on american diplomats was false flag perpetrated by grass. i

believe i believe and next wednesday you'll see. man asked is everything ok and thereafter tell you more than five minutes with white house or just some stuff. that you don't know but you can get more by grabbing my brand new standup comedy special only at leat camp comedy special dot com for limited time use the promo code uncle sam to get it even cheaper that's uncle sam one word until their son but . i've been saying the numbers mean something they matter to us is over one trillion dollars in debt more than ten point zero or timestamping this. eighty five percent of global wealth you want to the ultra rich eight point six percent market saw

thirty percent just last year some with four hundred to five hundred three per circuit per second and one rose to twenty thousand dollars. china's building two point one billion dollars industrial park but don't let the numbers overwhelm. the only numbers you need to remember is one one just shows you know for the myth that one can only move by. someone else living inside of me by controlling my body. the byproduct of that drug because like some of your friends. because it well what i want to be is crazy. you know we don't have to do anything it's not our fault that she is crazy and all that.

here's traumatic time to get rid of. in twenty forty you know bloody revolution of you tube clip demonstrations going from being relatively peaceful political protests to be creasing the violent revolution is always spontaneous or is it just always i mean your list put me in the. split needle the former ukrainian president recalls the events of twenty forty and. those who took. invested over five billion dollars to assist ukraine in these and other goals that will ensure a secure and prosperous and democratic. it

. was the low cut. in. both the us president and special counsel robert miller forcefully where jackson incendiary new buzz feed reports on alleged wrongdoing by donald trump. an american born journalist working for iran's press t.v. is detained in the u.s. as a material witness and disclosed investigation a friend of the president has told r.t. she is.