on the serial murderers house. it says they're. just trying to find but it's not you know you send in some investigators and what are they going to go i think this is a good guy dressed up the bodies in the basement with nice little bow ties. with some of you voters out there will say will trump promise to rein in nato and maybe even withdraw from nato yeah but has he from also promised that no one would ever you know million years be as humble as he is. that's been true. as david swanson pointed out when it comes to actions trump has not taken any actions to limit or end or withdraw from nato is the trauma much the problem of both sides of an issue so whichever one he dies you can psylocke i'm delivering my promise this he literally promised to pull back our global military

presence and also build up our military bigger than ever so no matter what are you guys these are great promise keepers you know i use this tactic sometimes to i'll tell a friend that i'm amazing in bed and then also tell her i'm go worse. and then no matter what. i've told you. all our military is bigger than ever nato is bigger than average we're dropping more bombs that ever and both the democrats and the republicans support this festival of mass murder only twenty two members of the house voted against the support nato bill this week and i'm pretty sure those twenty two thought it was a single payer health care bill. others argue that nato shows how well nations can cooperate in the world knows the notion of supporting nato is a way to cooperate with the world ignores superior. non-deadly ways to cooperate

with the world saying nato is the only way to come together is like saying the only way you can befriend your neighbors is to join forces in murdering other people their family i really bonded with my neighborhood every sunday we go across train tracks and beat people to death would tire iron see where we are just present a plan now. made only seventy years old this april fourth and it's time to stand up against their endless wars there will be a node in nato yes to peace festival here in washington d.c. april third and fourth look it up and learn with the base the media tell you what do you want to do you say.

ok. ok well. i'm going to take the news from behind these are thrilling times of my friends i was surfing the internet the other day when i found something very exciting we have gotten to the point when wearing dystopian end of days outfits to try to survive the toxic planet we've created is totally cool. yes these fashionable urban air masks are a real thing and they finally answer the question we've all been asking why can't i wear a condom on my face. sorry. sharks this year . like this which was kind of terrifying. for the girl who has everything now you can get her oxygen. with your own work.

planetary dread is also fun for the whole of. you. why not teach your children early that even if the planet is dying it'll be fine if you just where there's thing over your head when panda bears. even though there aren't any more panda. the less the pandas have their own masks with humans on them . the way you. look i couldn't agree with this more i think it's great don't fix the water buy bottled water don't clean up the food sources just get cancer treatments and syrians are. we here at redacted tonight also now sell. herb an i.v. bag. for you. so you can keep your chemo bleak. i think we can all agree a human beings a one a toxic planet. just like human beings are killing it

making the wildlife in fact in fact we have almost succeeded in a limited one of the world's most horrifying pests monarch butterflies i mean just look at a gorilla they look like spiders if spiders were stunningly gorgeous. according to a new survey conducted by. society for vertebrate conservation the iconic north american butterfly which migrates thousands of miles across the continent on an annual basis is now hovering inches away from extinction well it serves them right for being migrants all right not really not welcome here. soon there will be a wall to stop these butterflies. lest they find some way. no

of course this is terrible but luckily one of the things that is likely killing them monsanto's roundup herbicide has also proven to be good for killing humans so maybe the animal that is applying the chemical that is killing the butterflies will be killed by the chemical thereby saving. but it's not just roundup herbicide it's also climate change so here's some more good news environmentalist in france and ireland are pushing forward with legal cases aimed at forcing their governments to step up action on climate change motivated by a twenty eighteen flagship ruling that the netherlands must cut emissions faster to keep its people safe this story this is blew me away because apparently other countries have an obligation to keep their citizens safe i don't write here in the us they send out unmarked opioids in your tax returns. along with an exploding

samsung phone they don't have. however there was a big legal win here in the us yes the supreme court issued a crushing blow to x. done in a major climate case they declined to hear the appeal in which exxon is being told they must reveal what they knew about climate change and when they knew it but this is not for x. time doesn't drill and tell now. they quietly on the weekends. sometimes accidentally spray their crude all over europe purple mountains majesty. they always get you a paper towel after work. gentleman. like it wasn't. always. does it always do the whole job. look eggs son has been alive for years about. climate change but it was for our own

good it made us keep buying gas guzzling cars and it made exxon executives very rich. by for our own good i mean for their own good all right we the american people don't know what's good for us we have to be lied to right it just came out the trumps lawyer michael cohen higher than i t firm to rig early c n b c and drudge online polls to favor trump it's kind of like that because ribs sandwich are i we didn't know we wanted our boneless meat to look like it had bones in it until it did. and that's when we realized still cutting gross. but why all this poll rigging has gotten tons of coverage i didn't hear much about the fact that all of our exit polls are rigged in this country consider this your jejomar. that all of our exit polls are done by one company called edison research and instead of using the initial exit poll as

a test for fairness it isn't manipulates their polls to fit outcomes they've said this publicly the manipulation is done by edison officials or electoral officials who do not talk with individual voters but rely instead on machine counts so pathetic little stink bug here michael cohen rigs to online polls and get twenty four seven coverage about it meanwhile our country rigs all the exit polls and that story gets the same amount of coverage as the savage garden reunion tour. but put all that out of your mind to remember that venezuela's president nicolas maduro was not rightfully elected i ride president trump this week in a bipartisan move recognize the venezuelan opposition leader as the nation's president despite the fact he has been elected way we can just declare any president. it was because i wanted.

to write samuel l. jackson you're the new president of russia with. a. car do you bring you're the queen of england they say oh you're the new czar of canada. was because i was going to have more interesting. new president united states julian assign a. was thank you thank you. one of the reasons our entire government and our entire mainstream media claim that the door must go is because he has a terrible human rights record says the country with the most people locked up behind bars in the world. one of the people locked up this past week was press t.v. journalist marzia hashemi she was arrested without charge on sunday january

thirteenth in a st louis airport despite being an american citizen she held they held her in solitary confinement for ten days as a quote unquote material witness i'm guessing a witness to american rights abuses. say you know what they were they were helping us out by embedding her in a human rights abuse story. so you should be thankful. wrote a resting press t.v.'s. show me on no criminal charges demonstrates by any objective measure the u.s. operates as a rogue state in its utter contempt for accepted international human rights law and standard thank you and see that your problem you're holding america to accepted human rights standards. we

don't go by those all right we operate by the human rights standards set forward in the movie idiocracy none of that. i mean didn't trump say he's looking for a new venue for the state of the union. but i think i think we're finally there i big we've achieved full idiocracy singularity i know you say brawn doe i say round up what's the difference. we have to go to a quick break but i'm always torn in my live comedy go to restack a story that i found to produce believe. you are you know more than fifty percent of the day has passed your screen and your screen is controlling it through this little incentives and hey you know robot on

the shelf you know play my favorite song and feel so good i'm so warm inside you know meanwhile your bank accounts being drained by wall street and you know you know your net worth is collapsing in your money's being destroyed and all the relationships are hardly dysfunctional and you're living in a frickin prison and you have no right to assemble no right to free speech but you're feeling good about it because this is extraordinarily. it's subversive publishes it's the state gone amok. so what we've got to do is identify the threats that we have it's crazy confrontation let it be an arms race. spearing dramatic development the only and. i don't see how that strategy will be successful very critical time to sit down and.

shots seemed wrong but old rules just don't hold. the world to get to shape out just because the educated and in the game equals betrayal. when so many find themselves worlds apart. just to look for common ground. looks like there's someone else living inside of me like controlling my body. the byproduct of that drug because like some of your friends. because it will eat him into a zombie it's crazy. you know we don't have to do anything it's not our fault she's

crazy and all that. here's traumatic takes the time to get rid of. you. i'm. sure. welcome back it's more important now

than ever to reduce us carbon pollution one way to do that is to switch to electric vehicles or e.v.a.'s as the cool kids call them according to a new report from deloitte soon electric cars will be as cheap as gas guzzlers in three years however there's evidence that if you try to buy an electric car your local dealership you may get a few road blocks for more on this we go to our energy efficient correspondent natalie mcgill was. these dealerships are given people who actually want electric cars a hard time come on even these are a new frontier for them and you're expecting too much too fast think of these dealers as grandparents they want their exposure to foreign concepts like your grandfather wants his exposure to foreign people in small boat. that's

why it's no surprise the sierra club study of visits to over three hundred dealerships in ten states found that more than one in five ford and chevy dealers fail to charge even for a test drive around half of sales people explained how to fuel plug in vehicle and only a third discuss the billable tax credits it's incredible but they aren't doing their jobs i mean they're trying to keep their jobs very. good you know how much money dealers make off of service and repairs businesses don't sell anything that needs less maintenance or if they did then apple wouldn't run out of wildcats to name their operating system. even if they did manage to go from lion to mountain lion with who was right there the whole. process or links or by ok. like you need an android is an x. but you're. saying the dealers are trying to sell their own cars

like countries like norway and sweden destroy us in electric car sales and infrastructure yet we are consciously avoiding what could help save our planet it's hard to sell what you don't see yourself our electric cars get way less ad money according to this chart from the northeast states for coordinated air use management ad spending for the ford f one fifty was ten times greater than money spent for two affords evey's combined with less money to work with you need to be smart about how you advertise and what isn't smart are ads like this one from kenya motors where i have to. the tender evey's are made by genius anthropomorphic hamsters dress and suspenders have i blast prescriptions and dance to maroon five. yet are apparently above saying their car comes with hamster wheel drive. and you imagine how big the screw driver on those classes must be. whether these

car companies or dealers like it or not more than a quarter of us greenhouse gases come from gas powered vehicles our future depends on dealers knowing about miles per gallon tax credits or are just remembering to plug in the damn car for the test drive ok if it's any consolation i'm sure any dealer who attended last week's north american international auto show won't forget to plug in their e.v.a.'s after an infinity a lecture car died before they even reached the stage. no deal or wants to be this guy. ladies and gentlemen did she take you x. inspiration. you can't see it but it is here. like this. you know that that sounds like my last day if you just replaced infinity q x inspiration with herpes. ok.

thank you joe and all anti-corporate media has been censored and attacked over the past two years well there's a new name neil conde backed truth guardian that may soon take over your internet whether you like it or not for more on this raging controversy let's go to redacted correspondent only care of one. there's a new censor in town. to be able to clean up the wild wild internet news guard a news rating system is guard might sound like a condom for reading which would make reading even less fun but whose guard is actually a tiny bit lives on the top of your browser and miracle sites according to the guards knew of their trustworthiness but can we really trust this news condom news

guards anal analysts use a three color rating system this isn't an insult to the readers intelligence it's just a call back to the very useful terror alert popsicle that being the country spans since two thousand and one that alert was created by eckstein just director tom ridge who sits on the board of guard so it's no surprise that al jazeera the qatari backed news like it's a credit rating because it's been terrorizing the israeli government with award winning coverage of palestinian protests so much so that the israeli prime minister bardhan al jazeera journalist from a free press seminar is well it's the middle east only democracy you can see that by. our women wearing less quote. news guards founder steve brill says a new venture will solve problems that the algorithms couldn't figure out but the

senior citizen who sad because he just missed his half price matinee came up with a brand new way of labeling sites nutrition labels that will tell them the background of the publication who. what their history is and guess what's on your healthy diet of news fox news yes that fox news is fair and accurate according to news guard and not at all a joke the bible says even heaven is going to have a wall around it not everybody's going to be allowed in the green project and all. started of mutual respect for the least and the war machine is not at all healthy news guard admits the site does not publish false content and is transparent but it's junk because of it's deceptive headlines like innocent child harassed and threatened by cops troubling snow with a permit the child was obviously not innocent he did not have

a permit and his friend mysteriously appeared out of nowhere then vanished the next day he's clearly in the only. projects according to news gard also doesn't handle news and opinion separately as we can see here in this article if dr king were alive today his facebook page would be deleted and he'd be censored that's clearly an opinion that m.l.k. would have had a facebook page he only more of a youtube personality to me and he would have been censored their racial justice economic. and at the moment. this was on the heels of the hundreds of facebook hundreds of alternative news sites which had millions of followers but steve brill promises that this is a different system how are you going to a void of being accused of bias first of all. they didn't tell you who the people

were we know who these people are and it's not at all settling news guard is funded and deeply connected to the u.s. government conservatives and powerful moneyed interests who better to control criticism of the government than the government itself you know what i tell you who would be better. anybody your aunt grow and she wears a tin foil the way she's a high here is conspiracy theory and no and throws they're not pre-install ing news guard on all computers by default this week microsoft began installing it automatically on all mobile editions of its edge browser the successor to internet explorer and news guard has already been installed by default on computers and us public libraries and schools. reporting from washington namely caroline downs.

you know your headline from the future tomorrow you'll read the cia celebrated m.l.k. day with office reading job well done. and this coming monday. come all of harris announces a presidential run with a grand show of calls to millionaire donors. pretty impressive why are we from today. after learning about metaphors trump move state of the union address to north carolina hog farm. got to do the right thing i don't want to stand up comedy special only really care about me special got caught by both loaded onto polling to go bad guys.

i've been saying the numbers mean something they matter us of that with one trillion dollars in debt more than ten white collar crime stamping this. eighty five percent of global wealth he wants to the ultra rich eight point six percent market saw a thirty percent rise last year some with four hundred to five hundred three per second per second and bitcoin rose to twenty thousand dollars. china's building two point one billion dollars ai industrial park but don't let the numbers overwhelm. the only numbers you need to remember is one one business show you can't afford to miss the one and only boom bust. in twenty forty you know bloody revolution hitting the demonstrations going from being relatively peaceful political protests to be increasingly violent revolution

is always spontaneous or is it just the lawyer hiccup what if i mean you know alice put video of her name in the new bill is that i live spilling you know to the former ukrainian president recalls the events of twenty fourteen. those who took part in this today over five billion dollars to assist ukraine in these and other goals that will ensure a secure and prosperous and democratic. what politicians do. you put themselves on the line to get accepted or rejected. so when you want to be president and. want to. get into going to be the person this is what was before three of them or can't be good. i'm interested always in the waters in the. first suit all.

the countries gone into a nihilistic fever that's why i think i got it hit the road and get out the traveling across america to find what makes america the charlatans the genius is this is the quintessential american hero this is it we've come to a point around which ultimate is going inside we always are on the margins something was called the culture is really important because. we're starting last with this is what we're going to headed east into the swamp we're going into the belly that the i think i want to leave now doesn't get any more gonzo this may be completely different but in the end of this journey. in the united states we proactively require brominated flame retardants to be put into furniture and carpeting among other things and that's resulted in experience

higher levels all the little slimmer curtains in the human bodies of americans as opposed to europeans and that ultimately has affected the cognitive outcomes of literally a generation of american children. in your. own. we settled for the past couple of years from sea dragon to look at these islands of plastic but the reality is the may still be a ship and is covered in this fine layer of micro plastics one two three. the biggest thing and it shocked me is that we've never had an empty troll. like the contents of the something of an albatross. people obviously come in they

just throw them into the water as disposal it may not be harmful for that little fish that eats one fragment a classic but once it makes its way up to us in the food chain it's getting to levels that are harmful. to the economy and i'm going to take your computer. i have to go meet this guy climb to the top of mount pico humbles three in the morning i will. make it nobody will take part in this for a dime venezuela's president nicolas maduro says he's ready to talk to the media over the opposition to try and resolve the country's political crisis but one has rejected the offer. up.