thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks to the comedy from our americans in america covering american news are called for in a drunk's good stuff let's get this out of the way everyone's talking about the state of the union so here is my in-depth analysis of president donald j. trump's. state of the king. that i covered it and it was not wrong so i would also be more honest than the state of the union. now let's move on to some religion so i know i covered the us backed coup in venezuela last week but the problem with our country's on go and destruction of other countries is that it keeps developing so now i've got more

breaking news on that there was a cool if i do it again tomorrow as well you. guys because even if you guys will. do that i was going to do it anyway. all right last week i said one of the big reasons we were working to tear apart venezuela with i.m.f. regime change puppet one guy why go is because we want their oil they have the largest oil reserves in the world now i don't have clear proof we want their oil but it's a hunch you know just. kind of like kind of like if you put a balloon in a room with a porcupine your lie i have a hunch will pop the whole world. i don't have any quotes from top trump administration officials saying we're going to take their oil you know you would never have someone like trump's national security advisor john bolton just admit it will be great if we could get american oil companies in there i think we're trying

to get to the same end result here you know venezuela is one of the three countries i called the troika tyranny it will make a big difference to the united states economically if we could have american oil companies really invest in produce the oil capabilities in venezuela. you're not supposed to say you know. for like twenty years we've been trying to destroy venezuela and our government always says we want to have. we care about their democracy they have a lot of inflation and that's why we need to send our happy bombs. parade right then they'd never just go yet like hundreds of oil there and we wanted to you know we were trying to keep the cookie monster under wraps or not i'm. also it's amazing how like matter of fact he is a us backed coup often in in terrible violence with tens of thousands of innocent

people killed it's horrific sometimes it ends up with a brutal military who taking control we should view his statement you know but the statement by bolton as no different than somebody saying something a horrible in like a monotone voice we should react the same as if he just said yeah i've been having sex with my dog as of late we we do it in the laundry room a half dozen times a week and then people don't approve of our relationship because technically she's under age or was you know it's good for the american people. like that makes you feel pretty gross right so should proposing the collapse of a society to steal their oil right. i thought. well. so much blumenthal a great journalist over a great zone project question some of our lovely congresspeople about their views

on the u.s. backed coup attempt and they really stunned me with how well informed ingenue when they are here is texas representative roger williams do you think it would be. meddling if russia were to declare. did you fellows see the president of the u.s. . well i'm mad. by all means declare one why go the president of a country even though he was never elected to that after all our motto is america you can't get mad at us for doing things because granted thought about the consequences. here's more from missouri representative lacey clay you think the us is meddling in business. here. but it's good news for years it was good when. we got to the point that the american government

is screwing with so many countries not even congress knows what the fuck is going on but not even to the level that they know how to appropriately lie about it i mean that's really what you're seeing here is congress people who don't have their propaganda down yet like they have and study that they don't or say much doro bad because it was in the cliff's notes but. then you say well what about the who leader that america just installed in their go. can i phone a friend. should we embargoed in this way it was the same. one because he was leaving the population will surprise right. with are you going to speak up on that because clearly. you are you sure his friend this was the former just. go ahead and start venezuelans are out to children in yemen i'll be working on financial services and that is all. an excuse because there's been this opioid

epidemic is killing just so many. i only did it is use of renaming post office. is it. anyway it's clear our congress people both don't know and don't care what the us is doing in venezuela so the actual policy is decided by an elected maniacs like john bolton and elliott abrams from just named abrams special cut it. special envoy to venezuela even though the guy has a resume that would make joseph mangle a blush was so this wig the u.s. sends food aid to the border of venezuela but with dora blocked it and corporate media went he won't even let. to help his starving people but if you talk to people in venezuela there are shortages of certain foods and products due to the american embargo and sanctions but no one's really starving because of it so

really the u.s. is just obsessed an adorable isn't playing along with our allies you know this would be like if someone tells you you're in. and you're like i don't actually do any drugs never i never have yes ok. against this you know you're going to die from this affliction that i made up about you. and one last thing the u.s. installed pretend president. has already said he wants to sell venezuela's oil to foreign companies they let the i.m.f. back in to drown the country in debt and even the wall street journal stated so u.s. push to oust him with doro is just the first shot in their play and to reshape latin america basically to remake latin america in our image well in that case they're going to need a whole lot of spray on tan or and more flappy skin around their necks and they want to do you think a. yes

. ok well cross was like a hell of take the news from behind big nose big news viewers the tightly held secret of what the donald trump is doing in the. oval office all day as finally been leaked to the world and the truth is shocking as the schedules show that trump has spent around sixty percent of his scheduled time over the past three months in unstructured executive time what does that mean well it's undeniable that trump has the intellect of a teenager and if a teenager says he needs executive time alone in his or her. way although i dad means masturbation. is that really surprising have you ever seen anyone who

loves themselves more than donald trump. so to sum this up breaking news from spend sixty percent of his time polishing the old washington monument and fun back george washington's teeth and directions were made of wood. schedule. not a lie on the schedule show he also spent another seven percent of his time a full hour a day on lunch and i think it's really been paying dividends i really really work it out so between masturbation and lunch trump is not working a full two thirds of every day and i think i speak for all of us when i say hang. with you guys. that you two thirds of the time trump is not working to enrich himself while screwing everyone else two thirds of every day the decisions are instead being left is the administration and their goals are to

enrich themselves while screwing everyone else. good to see that really that is one decision they did seem to come from trump this week from called for keeping troops in iraq to watch iran watch iran. not realize we monitor other nations with satellites and spy ware those who think we do are watching of other countries from like windows or. a dude in a base in iraq with an ocular is sorry i think they're up there sometime. and if you want to sit nearby for response time trump doesn't seem to understand you don't have to leave troops in iraq because we can come back if we want to we have we have very fast planes we have cargo planes we can come back very quickly but come back if we have to we have very sinister planes with planes we could come back very quickly. and that's the same interview this way when he said we have to keep troops

in iraq ok fine look leaving troops in iraq is idiotic because of being in iraq was a mistake it was our big risk they. want us to just mistake going into the middle east one of the greatest mistakes that our country has ever made one of the greatest mistakes we've ever made why kids he had dads being in iraq was a mistake thank you it was a big mistake to go one of the greatest mistakes going into the middle east that our country has ever made one of the greatest mistakes that we've ever made i don't tell them winning or losing is the very. let me try another angle here leading troops in iraq is wrong or simply because of the money americans are drowning in debt yet we're spending more money on military that anybody's ever spent in history by a lot we spent over the last five years close to fifty billion dollars

a year in afghanistan alone that's more than most countries spend for everything including education medical everything else would some would dare tell that to donald trump we're spending more money than anyone has ever spent in his. we spend over the last five years close to fifty billion dollars a year in afghanistan that's more than most countries spend for everything including education medical and everything else i. give up it's like the. bating a potted plant that a potted plant that spent twenty years in the n.f.l. . speaking of plants let's move on you've all heard about climate change yes something about the planet hating that we have eleven years before the point of no return that will inevitably lead to our extinction something like that i can't really remember the details i was too busy watching u.f.c. two thirty two guy punched in face. really lived up to that i really did anyway i heard about this climate change thing and i had this crazy idea what if we all

dropped what we were doing and planted millions of trees like. oh the one. where you are amazing they stunk of carbon dioxide and they create a whole ecosystem for animals insects these new tree devices quoted save us. and apparently my ideal was pretty great because over in india one point five million volunteers planted sixty six million trees in twelve hours breaking a guinness world record. they were going to bring. those people have inspired me let's drop everything and plant trees all right was good that was ok i think a good job right now i was like ok i'll say get some dirt. those. need my name a tree. this. little guy lookin for

a nigga. what trees. i got jelly bellies a story it was. close it was. water or. close enough to listen. to the little bit of hair on your trunk or. somewhere i need your car right oh yeah well i can hear you are to taste the co. you know oxygen. just a hint of scotch smells like nancy pelosi breath. except without the mom of five remains of humanity's hopes and dreams. does it. really and i think i'll go name and go and fitch. but india is not the only country planting a forest here in the us we've created our own manmade forest of rich.

the nation of change is reporting that one it tech billionaire has the same net worth as a million teachers here in the land of equality on shore mark which is ocker bird does as much work as a million teachers i mean do you have any idea how much effort it takes to give away that much personal data. yes there were twenty four seven to make sure each and every one of his billions of users don't have any privacy left right and jeff bezos has to work tirelessly to entrap us all into amazon prime. really does. what he has to spend countless hours setting fire to millions of unsold products that's right every year amazon destroys about three million unused products in france alone how wasteful how terrible for the environment oh don't listen little clinton it's don't listen listen cover your ear buds cover your butts. but in

amazon's defense they are destroying products that have gone bad or right have gotten moldy or expires things like toys and t.v.'s. you know it is when a new television starts to smell amazon gives us give away. t.v.'s because what then poor african people walking around with a samsung plasma plights wave. that would ruin the global class system. that it took hundreds of years of colonial oppression to create. oh what's next you're going to have people in farms shoes. but the fact that pathetic french actually seem upset about this french secretary of environmental transition broom postone called the practice environmentally irresponsible and shocking oh i just i just thought of something we don't need to waste all that time

planting saplings we could just use all those unsold t.v.'s to display videos of saplings that should have the same impact your memory back when furniture out your your bin automated you know good thing you put down roots all right well you know fred frank by join our live on a saturday. that's right the stand he has some of. what i saw. no good i'm sorry there are rather tough it out for the kids that.

only let compatible and i cut him a you can keep an. eye you lose a child with a tough call that it is living. close. by michelle the terms of. the mind that lend themselves well i hate. to leave. the tofu place choice. and you say you have to pay on time in syria this is. my love for the live half the work i come to this to have to put human and for you i hope that our freedom in your car. which of us is revolution is screeching to a halt inflation and unemployment cause millions to leave venezuela the world

powers a long job or where the president maduro should state but the real question is should the country move on from its current crisis. welcome back. kotter of police department is training officers to reduce violence against minorities the program sounds like a good idea until you hear that the trainings are led by officers who have been accused of misconduct know that sets out the best of good as hiring one of william causes b. to teach sex ed here to discuss is our corrupt future nummi your money. there was this campaign through was a really hard to everyone supports education of the nation's youth but not the police these comps need to be off the streets and in the classroom because they got

kicked out of the local schools for tasing children. it's true that sixteen of the seventeen officers leading these implicit bias trainings as they're called have one hundred eleven complaints of misconduct against them hundred and eleven or you can ignore it's crazy dance just the complains the way i didn't even get into the lawsuit so don't blow your outrage low just yet oh good and lawsuits are are they teaching them. how to be racist but better no no that's ridiculous but when i first heard that the teachers were abusers i thought the training was an immersive experience where the police themselves would be subject to full cavity searches in the morning and then in the afternoons the trainees would have cocaine planted on them which they were then arrested for with excessive force you know some hands up learning. so how are those riccardo bullies who are trampling on civil rights with

little accountability and that's according to the federal government going to get rid of racism with training by proven racists are they going to do it with white power point presentations. indeed there are slides but it's implicit bias not racism implicit biases is sub conscious automatic associations between people and stereotypes that shape everyone's behavior for example a chicago police officer received a misconduct complaint for saying i will lock you're black. this seems like a very explicit racism i just i just don't see it it's not obvious to me no we don't know the tone and what he said i am sure it could have been a loving i will lock your black. so you will never leave my side. anyways the complaint was investigated but i do see some undertones anyways take a look at how they plan to fight this implicit bias in the course and then we used

educational for more difficult conversations it's taking a look at ourselves and what's going on with us and we had to be open with it and part of that was our cynicism see it's part of history this great nation was founded on cynicism there are statues of many great cynics still standing today. it's not cynicism it's racism. iommi and it's terrifying chicago basically identified the bad apple and promoted to sergeant bad apple ok so people are taking issue with one officer leading the training who was so cynical the police had to pay seventy five thousand dollars to a black man who had his ribs broken by bad cynicism however compared to the seven hundred nine million that the department paid in settlements since two thousand and ten that's small potatoes or small bad apples if you would. the police can't be

trusted to reform themselves so i think they have power points lines you said so yourself. in the meantime black lives matter needs to change their chance from no justice no peace no races police to no justice no peace no subconscious bias sees that create unfair suspicions of some groups over others ten with me no judge. us to tell us didn't offer it is our best and brightest what if they've been up to lately nothing's shaving as i'm sure we're going to go is one of john of o'donnell breaks it down. if you're in and see cyber security expert after a spy and you're looking to change employers what do you do for your next job you

can't like go into retail or become a middle school math teacher that's jew anti-climactic son noah daughter you got a joint project grave in this stage adaptation of edgar allan poe's the raven. ok that's not really what. project raven is it's a clandestine team that included more than a dozen former u.s. intelligence operatives recruited to help the united arab emirates engage in surveillance of other governments militants and human rights activists critical of the monarchy no big deal there just a deep dive bombshell exposé by reuters one of the biggest news wires about a despotic gulf nation monarchy co-opting u.s. intelligence assets to crack down on free speech the operative say over time the

data collection became broader with americans data also being collected to see an n.s.a. spokesman declined to comment on raven and apple spokeswoman declined to comment a spokeswoman for you a's ministry of foreign affairs declined to comment the u.s. embassy in washington and a spokesman for its national media council did not respond to requests for comment that is a whole lot of no comments and wait why did reuters reach out to apple the operatives utilize an arsenal of cyber tools including a cutting edge as being a platform known as karma in which raven operatives say they hacked into the i phones of hundreds of activists political leaders and suspected terrorists. they used karma it's a hacker i phone is the name hacking tool karma after the fundamental

buddhist doctrine of moral causation the thing i've been meditating so much lately or that would have really pissed me off. ok u.s. intelligence operatives are working as mercenaries at the behest of despotic monsters it would be unskillful for me to get emotionally does regulated by. i'll keep working on it so of the nine former project raven operatives interviewed only one lori strauss was willing to be identified by name it was incredible because there were these limitations like there was at the n.s.a. there wasn't that red tape you know that red tape of the n.s.a. print tending to respect civil liberties not actually respecting them that would be insane but being forced to pay lip service to the importance of the fourth

amendment. that is some red state. also there's this in two thousand and thirteen her world changed while stationed at n.s.a. hawaii stroud says she made the recommendation to bring adele technician already working in the building under her team that contractor was edward snowden. ha ha there is to worry stroud after she found out project raven was spying on americans she left and so did a number of the other operatives but it begs the question is it only an ethical to help repressive regimes crush dissent if americans are the target otherwise it's just fine because according to the actions of these intelligence mercenaries it begs the answer yes totally yes it's chen. reporting from washington jonathan. that's only shows one of you was right i

said i was going to. have would guess i was right thank you for no other priorities. is this is a stick from the bottle found in the stomach. fish the brand is part of the coca-cola company which sells millions of bottles of soda every day the idea was that let's tell consumers they're the bad ones they're the litter bugs are trying this way industry shouldn't be blamed for all this waste the company has long promised to reuse the plastic. capsules excuse. their plastic. stay at

a special projects funded. on the new best that is the end of it for the city but for now the mountains of moist only grow higher. join me every thursday on the alec simon show and i'll be speaking to us from the world of politics sports business i'm show business i'll see you then. up and finding another one of the. way or both the suit. itself moving to. plus we've got two dogs so hard not to think of them have the discipline to see the work and they cower and i know is still up and i think. this is the only thing that we do is music because everybody fights his way.

to. the floor and you can talk to be pulled out of his will face what you have called you have a look at that. but i think is this is the fans that is what comes to mind. we would do everything possible but once again this is obviously a very very controversial subjects and we will do what's necessary with his country in the throes of a humanitarian crisis venezuela's opposition leader says he's not ruled out calling for u.s. military intervention against president maduro. a primary school in england comes under fire from parents for teaching.