thank you for being there with us it's an exciting time folks is we are being lied into war yet again which might sound bad but it's much better than being lied into a bad threesome. and we have that going in a moment i'll go through the top four times americans were lied into wars but let's first talk about this past weekend violence broke out on the venezuelan border with colombia in a staged photo op courtesy of our american president well american government how do you know it was a staged photo op because richard branson was at the front of it all right but you know one sign you're not looking at a real grassroots uprising when a billionaire with a snobby accent is leading it he's he's got eighty billion dollars and he's delivering a sack of mangoes to feed a million venis well and i don't think. furthermore furthermore senator marco

rubio and coup leaders claimed the venezuelan national guard burned a u.s. aid trucks on the bridge in colombia but all available evidence points in the opposite direction but that's not the end of the face diarrhea spread by c.n.n. and as n.b.c. and fox there's also things like the venezuelan people have nothing they don't even have to have guys they don't know live with how do they taste is alive. well here is journalist max blumenthal this past week and caracas venezuela and you can see behind me is truth based which c.n.n. has said it's just not exist in venezuela and what is on the plane or basic goods things that aren't available or accessible in venezuela things like nutritional biscuits toothpaste toothbrushes just basic commodities that are available oh thank you. terry this is a sacrifice. oh but it definitely gone to vent ok. there's

a load of all of the dodgers. overseer of advisors. now it's all right it's all blow. but this is not the first time our lovely governments in our media have conspired to lie us into war so let's go through the top four times americans have been lied into war by our own government number four the spanish-american war this is widely considered to be the birth of modern media propaganda because it was the first war actually started by the media this insatiable list of reporting of the sinking of the battleship maine in havana harbor in one eight hundred ninety eight and other agree just reporting leading up to the war might have been considered merely cartoonish if it hadn't led to a major international conflict. the scary thing is that that quote comes from the new

york times i think maybe they got their quote confused with their mission statement . hard to mislead dragging america into a major international conflict to take if there was. number three the vietnam war us troops were sent into the catastrophic vietnam war following the gulf of tonkin incident in which u.s. navy vessels were fired upon by a villainous north vietnamese torpedo boats those violent fishmongers following that scurvy skirmish defense secretary mcnamara recommended president johnson retaliate and open war then began only one problem there was no gulf of tonkin incident unless you count us naval ships literally firing their weapons at rainclouds they saw on their radars in the two thousand and three documentary the fog of war the former secretary of defense robert mcnamara admitted that the august

fourth gulf of tonkin attack never happened it never happened it didn't exist it was like leprechauns or dragons or simon cows talent all right a big myth of your imagination the lies of our government and our farming media led to the death of fifty eight thousand u.s. service members and as many as three point eight million vietnamese number two the iraq war. there we go. of course. of course is the most obvious lie about iraq in fact here's an image of all the weapons of mass destruction we found in iraq oh you know took a while to find that image but. but that wasn't the only law used to bring about our complete annihilation of that country for example the idea that saddam hussein was connected to al qaeda and perhaps played a role in the nine eleven attacks william sapphire at the new york times in may two

thousand and two roads mohammad destined to be the leading september eleventh suicide hijackers was reported last fall by czech intelligence to have met at least once with saddam hussein's s.v.n. us chief in the iraqi embassy saddam's involvement with muhammad was of course proven to be nonexistent and seeing as this column is still up on the new york times website i thought i'd show you the correction they now have on that article. for. thanks for clarifying that new york times i would say the new york times is only useful for covering the bottom of a birdcage but i would fear they would like the bird into an ill advised war killing millions of people. but it doesn't stop there do you remember the anthrax attacks that happened after nine eleven and anthrax was mailed to press outlets and politicians well to this day some people still believe it had something to do with

iraq or al qaeda they believe that because of professional embarrassments like brian ross at a.b.c. news who wrote the anthrax in the tainted letter sent to tom daschle all was laced with bentonite and bentonite is a trademark of a rocky leader saddam hussein's biological weapons program so long pointed out all of those factual claims were. completely false yet neither a.b.c. nor ross have ever retracted corrected clarified or explained these fraudulent reports but despite all these false stories we don't have a smoking gun showing the bush administration created these lies to get us into iraq oh wait turns out the paper shredder in the bush oval office was on strike for higher minimum wage in two thousand and two and that's why we have a memo which was written by bush's defense secretary donald rumsfeld a year before the start of the iraq war is

a memo about war with iraq stated how start us discovers saddam did actually the september eleventh or maybe connection to the anthrax attacks or maybe a dispute over w m d inspections yes he wrote it down like he was mapping out a bad novel you see you see you see this let's see right here yeah that's a war crime right there and oh here and and here. and there. yeah you guys don't find work up as funny as i do apparently but. anyway this all laid the groundwork for an invasion that left roughly a million people dead and now most recently number one the bombing of syria as the corporate media will tell us president assad gassed his own people there by guaranteeing more investor american involvement and he did it just days after trungpa told the pentagon to begin withdrawing troops of course is would do that it

makes perfect stands it's kind of like hell when i'm about to win a fist fight i often slug myself in the over and over and over again just to kind of keep it exciting. anyway on previous episodes i've explained how we know they're supposed chemical attacks didn't happen as have famed journalist seymour hersh and john pilger but there's a new update just last week of b.b.c. for do. came forward and said the syria do look chemical attack footage was staged yet the american media with little or no evidence ran around saying there was a chemical attack those poor people and i don't have to pay state are. down to our house. anyway i hope you've enjoyed this installment of how americans are lied into or the point is we've replaced our media with refers to the ruling elite if you lie well enough to the

american people you can win awards or get your own private jet or host a t.v. show with free in the green room now that we're getting to the point where the actual rulers the trumpet ministration etc are not even hiding their true intentions john bolton said we need to go into venezuela to steal their oil but our media continues to protect them even after bolton said that you don't see anderson cooper or one of fox news or a grand wizard say in the dirt as well who is about getting their oil no c.n.n. and the others keep defending the propaganda lie and you know what we want to help the poor people of venezuela if you want to help people then keep america out of the face all right you. don't want them to have anything to do with the country that invented drive thru fried food served in a bucket and we're right nasals play is all right at no point does anyone look at

the donald trump president say and go wow that country really has things figured out i hope they bring some of their great decision making. ready to walk to d.c. based thank you. come on lee can elicit the news from behind and we're going to spend the next forty five minutes of this half hour show on michael owen's testimony to congress and we're doing that because we're not doing it i've got to get you realize that what cohen said on every other television show i think they even aired his testimony

live on celebrity big brother so you pretty much catch that everywhere i will give you a quick rundown or i'd cohen said trump's a racist he's an idiot he's a fraud trump pays women to not tell anyone they had sex with him as if any woman wants to tell anyone they had sex with him trumps a con man he's greedy and colin said he did not see any collusion between russia and trump which pissed off the democrats so so basically michael going told us everything we already knew but now we have the receipts so that's nice which unfortunately don jr has drawn all over so. because john donne jr is has the i.q. of a pet rock really really guys i'm sorry abacus i was a joke it was a joke at a kiss you know out right i'm speaking of receipts and large purchases i open my

apple news app this week which i love because it tells me what to think about stories that are utterly meaningless rather then me having to decide on my own what to think about stories that are utterly meaningless and the first story in featured was that zoe kravitz were eighteen carat gold braw to the oscars after a party that is worth twenty four thousand dollars this is wonderful this is. if a beautiful daughter of a famous actress mother and a famous musician father who is himself the son of a famous actress mother can then make it big enough to wear a bra they could feed the average american family for three and a half years then anyone can make it. ok this is the case this is not their gross access of an empire on the verge of collapse and oh. the gross access of an empire on the verge of awesome. i mean our

empire may be sagging a little but that's what the brothers for. immediately following that story about the twenty four thousand dollars brawl was i'm not kidding a story about millennial zz are facing one trillion dollars in debt trillion dollars now i can see why outside observer they see these two stories back to back and they may think the elites in our society are swimming in money while the average americans are drowning in debt creating a society with more inequality than ancient rome just before the collapse i can see why they would say that but that is patently and completely uncomfortable to talk about. so instead i would like to take this news story with a take this and we're going to we're going to hide under

a rock and we're going to do it put it right here so that we do it we don't have to see that anymore although we disagree. looks like there's another story already under there. every day more than one hundred thirty people in the united states die after overdosing on opioids every day and not only did big pharma corporations hide the reality of the number of deaths but they actively tried to give vince people opioids or fun recently a twenty fifteen opioid rap a video made by instance therapeutics was unearthed it says we have we have an actual this is actual clip of the. three. tastes. great listen i'm going to great choice before i was just a bad rap a pig farmer is a bad rap. you know to self to not look under that rock. never

never. let me write that note to self do not look. all right and we'll just put there first if you can. to give rocks the grand canyon's museum has reportedly been exposing tourista radioactive your radio for eighteen years the five gallon containers held uranium specimens placed in the museum building in the two thousand next to a taxidermy exhibit that was frequented by children. i can't believe those eighty eight kids were sitting next to radioactive rods and they are. i'm going to wait until we even update to the story kathryn higley head of the

school of nuclear science and engineering at oregon state said the likelihood of people receiving serious radiation exposures from the buckets is extremely unlikely oh thank god i don't know why we have or fought and i'm sorry i'm sorry although i have to admit after the way the troubled ministration in the e.p.a. corporate goons have been treating national parks i was kind of excited the parks were fighting back finally i guess because we'll just have to go back to killing ourselves the old fashioned way lead tainted tap water and opioids. this is could lead to the end of this is. where to go to court right but i've lived out in time god started to try to tell us it is too much to do this yet because i'm not going to be. right.

the folks who print the money when they want more money they just print more money they don't rely on the workers to go and produce stuff that they have to go sell and then make a profit on the stuff they sell you don't see that in a car this or any large become financially you don't see that the property market any more spend financial eyes you don't see manufacturing in the us has been exported to china and financial lives commodified securitized american as a worker is completely redundant the same as they are around the world wages are converging and they converted to wages in china so china wages are roughly i think four or five thousand dollars a year. where this is where the american wages are headed. came here where did you work before you came here when you live well death row in many us states capital punishment is still practiced convicted prisoners can spend

years waiting for execution but most of the time the victims' families they are very much in favor of the death penalty there are some people because of what they do have given up the right to live among us some are even proven innocent up to years on death row but how many more exonerations is it going to take before we as a society realize that this is not working and we actually do something about. what we really need is someone from the outside. we had some very good laws there because. say they lost. a student those days they could not intermediate the cost of the palestinians.

five americans with a large cache of assault weapons were arrested in haiti a few days ago the mercenaries and former navy seals claimed they were on a u.s. government mission the u.s. citizens were then released and returned home without facing any charges and that denies there was a drug i was just going to like a little death squad vacation. i went to the seafood buffet i was included oh you got to pay extra for that or how that works here to discuss is our in security specialist naomi kauai. you know leave caribbean countries and especially haiti will accuse the us of interfering in their affairs and well yeah. during protests against

a us bank leader you found five armed american goons to no good lock us up and then will receive diplomatic immunity from anything that you try against us so. they actually have to say they were on a u.s. government mission with that much artillery like well it seems appropriate considering our past missions of state craft in haiti and one nine hundred fourteen us marines took five hundred thousand dollars from the haitian national bank and transported it to new york for safekeeping then that we keep radiating from one thousand nine hundred fifteen to one nine hundred thirty six bush this wildly popular leader into exile also for safekeeping and there was this error police the tonton macoutes job opportunities for the youth of course. well us subsidized rice destroying their rice market that's that's an economic partnership and then the well of course kidnapped and pushed out this wildly

popular leader air is stupid into exile for of course safekeeping none of the mention of the clinton's use the earthquake for regime change and corporate enrichment a disaster program so what were those guys really doing on their own they said was our boss will call your boss and refused to say more it said. which sounds like a line from a bad episode of the sopranos you know tony joins blackwater as a private security contractor faces conspiracy charges overseas and then has to ask the f.b.i. for ho that doesn't sound like the sopranos never seen it oh shit. oceans find it in. pack light they had unlicensed illegal a ar fifteen rifles pistols various nine satellite phones drones and other tactical gear they had to surrender everything including their schedule. over to the haitian

authorities generals they brought skittles to a massacre just like i brought skittles so this is easy where your point saying she's. so worried leave the safety is on ok many haitians believe that these americans might have been hired by u.s. backed president louise to kill and disperse protesters however haitian police handed them over to the american authorities who were scored them onto a plane without handcuffs and then they were set free like one of those hit men pointed out they were the victims he said we were not released we were in fact rescue. oh my god this is c. li we need private security for our mercenaries they can't go out there alone. that's why i started this new venture got your backwater. you bring all your paramilitary men thugs and mercenaries from threats out there such as questions.

was what were you my boss will call your boss right and your boss well go ahead call him i guess they are you know i. was told that the courageous battle over education recently a very interesting textbook came out and some are asking where the authors got their information for more on this we sent reductive correspondent natalie wood gil to arizona she filed this report. this is a message to americans about something we've been in denial about for years i think it's time we finally face reality that we have a coke problem. no not that kind of. not that coke either they're bad for other reasons look this coke jesus christ. of course there are some of them who already knew we had

a coke problem since their family's money helped fund citizens united suppression laws and climate change denier propaganda for america's teachers like why scientists disagree about global warming which i'm sure texas teachers still use. to replace the siding for their hurricane harvey fema trailers. but where americans particularly can't lay off the coke is arizona where the coke family and its donor network fund the university of arizona center for the philosophy of freedom which houses the philosophy politics and economics of freedom project a project that touts a limited government and free market economy and classes for arizona high school students by the year two thousand and twenty five will reach roughly a quarter of arizona's high school population seriously at least swap out reach for teach so you don't sound like a cult trying to reach its spring recruitment goal. but

a lot of that reach was through a textbook coauthored by the freedom center's director david smith it's called ethics economy entrepreneurship which arizona teachers work for free as well as free training to teach an economics class based on the book but when it came to offering the class in arizona's tucson unified school district citizens an activist in the group coke's off campus were a little more hands on in reviewing the textbook and coke's off campus member. who has a degree in economics and over thirty years of banking experience wrote in truthout to me the first clue that this textbook lacked academic integrity was when the authors greek philosophy and marketing professors began their section on trade forty thousand years ago. claimed that the neanderthals became extinct because they weren't sure of the nerves yeah i don't think kickstarter was around forty thousand

years ago and even if it was it would be fire starter and if no one backed the project and they all froze to death this economics by dummies book was so bad that it also completely lacked peer review and economist frank ackerman said words that never appear in this textbook include discrimination inequality and household labor and that the word union only appears twice but i think the first warning sign this book was awful was the fact that it had to worry views on amazon dot com even myself published a rot of fan fiction harry potter and the prisoner of stan had done little review them back arizona public schools were nearly slammed again. and tweedle. funded groups that pushed for state lawmakers to pass the school vouchers law which would give mostly well off families the choice to send their kids to private

schools luckily a grassroots group called save our schools fought to get a referendum called proposition five on the ballot of last november's election in which sixty five percent of arizona voted to overturn the law give the people who actively tried to gut unions corrupt politicians and deny climate change a pen and paper and they'll rewrite history in a way that our youth will be doomed to repeat it. and if we're going to give anyone a pen and paper it should be me because i have several edits that made to my latest erotic band fiction harry potter and the philosopher stiffy. reporting from the university of arizona data let me kill her exactly. till your headlines from the future in one month you'll learn anderson cooper finally inducted into the manufacturing consent hall of flame. and tomorrow you'll

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