russian russia putin the russian the russian pressure rush rush rush against us russians russians russia against the us the russians rush rush rush rush rush in russian government scheme the russians stop them or russian ok ok ok thank you so often the case. that must be what it feels like to be inside her skull. those of us with even a half an iota of integrity would scream for two years now that this was a stupid conspiracy theory the democrats lost the twenty sixty election to a clown douche game show host because they don't stand for anything unless their quarterly write. was right there were only running for president the democrats do not stand up against wall street don't stand over just on climate change do not stand up to help your average worker all of us out here struggling to make ends meet they don't do it which makes them republicans.

because they reduce their own primaries to stop the actual popular candidate from becoming the nominee they did not lose because of boogie men posting that picture. right. if you do see these days in my next. work out over the last two years. or so of this week our mainstream media reacted to the report and looked like they had just. their pants and it was trickling down their legs all right let's see the first few seconds of the rachel maddow show on monday of this week after she learned what was in the molar report. you knew it was going to be this kind of night and you know. yeah i tried to go on vacation these last few days did not work oh i have got questions i have lots of questions yeah. ok. so you have

a lot of surprise to such as number one how did i ingest the brain parasite that has taken hold. number two is it possible to teach said parasite that we already did the mccarthyism hysteria thing in the nineteen fifties and it was not good all right and number five eleven said parasite middlebury russia hang gliding bob we're going to start and i ask you why. now before we continue to look at the reactions of pathetic snake oil salesmen and women i want to make clear how horrific this insanity has been donald trump is corrupt he's been corrupt since way back when he was selling trump board games that included a special get out of grabbing free card. for the whole family he was involved in thousands of lawsuits and before he was president for things like cheating contractors out of money and lying in business dealings so i'm not saying trump isn't corrupt but by creating this laughable and baseless fantasy about russian

collusion that that has now been completely and utterly refuted the democrats at the photo resistance and our media have caused a deep harm and here's how number one they have made it look like trump has the moral high ground and has been the victim of a witch hunt for two years this gives him a great platform to run for reelection number two they put the two most heavily armed countries in the world at the brink of nuclear war two minutes to midnight according to scientists number three they took all air time away from the actual ways in which trump the g.o.p. and the corporate democrats are destroying this country extracting the resources and ensuring our environmental collapse number four they have made trumped endless lies seem legitimate because his claims that he's been targeted by a lying need. have been proven completely correct but most importantly they've made

it super awkward for me to show off my on a cornucopia tattoo i have on my inner thigh right about here the cashier at the grocery store the other day i was like does that mean you're a russian agent breaking our elections no no means i like tennis and i'm a creepy old man get your head in. the in that tattoo completely sober. so rachel and her mad cow disease have put this country in a phenomenally dangerous place but it's not just her the reactions of the other talking heads to the mahler report were equally on hey interest what do we know we know russia intervened in our election to help trouble no we don't know well whole point of the expression let's look at what we know is to follow that with factual reality. still what he just said let's look at what we know and then followed it

with nonsense that's like saying let's look at what we know we know that pigeons drive around on ski doos to help their organ harvesting operation. that we know. look at the evidence of russian interference we've got so far it boils down to two points one was that russia hacked into the d.n.c. servers which has not been proven at all in fact all available evidence shows it was a leak from the inside the d.n.c. not a hat and the f.b.i. stuff never actually examined the hacked servers former d.n.c. chair donna brazil said they destroyed the servers the d.n.c. destroyed the servers before the f.b.i. could examine them. why would one destroy servers that are under investigation do you think is to cover something up. i think is just because they enjoy destroying servers that is what i like. and melting down computers servers while they're under

investigation. for a good time and the second piece of evidence that a russian what was that a russian click bait farm posted images like that i'm not kidding that's the actual image and they created pro trump rallies such as this one. i'm not kidding that's the actual rally that apparently swayed our election. i mean. actually now that i look at them i think those people could get me to vote for. eight people with a combined seventy two can't be wrong. but i think not so if you honestly believe that this is why trump won and not because hillary was a corrupt candidate for a corrupt party the rig its own primary if you believe that thank you know your car

to be like you enjoy your cars boats and chasing caterpillar well let's start start let's not stop now let's keep the crazy train a runnin it may be harder for the intelligence committee frankly led by chairman schiff given this decision on the collusion issue it may be tough yes that probably will make it a little tougher. well derr the moller report get in the way of our conspiracies with all of their reality. that's true of them and while we're on the topic it was those investigators in iraq to not buy met weapons of mass destruction right then finding where it's been made it harder to say there was. well i'm sure an actual congresswoman can't be this lost in never never land. just . because there was not enough evidence for

a criminal charge of conspiracy does not mean that there's a very cozy relationship that has with putin who by the way must be really happy that this came about that this kind of close relationship that it's not good for a country that is such as fair will continue. her statements are like mad libs written by a child a hiding under a desk during the cold war. putin must be happy that your deep conspiracy theory has been proven to be a conspiracy. yeah but shouldn't we all be happy when reality comes into play doesn't that excite us also. more importantly she says trump has this cozy relationship with russia but trump has sucked for russia trump has bomb syria he's trying to create a coup in venezuela he's expelled russian diplomats pulled out of the i.n.f.

treaty said weapons to the ukraine and sanctioned russia far more than obama ever did trump. the russia ok and guess wrong. if we're going to survive climate change in the continued environmental collapse we'll need cooperation with other countries i've heard. it and when you work together instead of punching each other in your biggest dicks. krampus suck for russia he sucks for good as well you struck for syria sucks for yemen sucks for america and the only thing he's been good for are the rich ruling elite which includes most of the mainstream media and most of congress. secretly i was well president. maybe just maybe that's why m.s.n. b.c. aired twenty three times as much coverage of trump during the twenty sixteen campaign than they did of bernie sanders because secretly they love the guy come on

m.s.n. b c can't you have someone on with someone to hell agents some some real clout you know someone who the people trust and joining us now john podesta foley care of hillary clinton's presidential campaign. the center for american progress that's the other side of this although. i like a guy like you like to have a good talk to him i thought he was in the witness protection program. now we finally know i don't rest and just wait outside imus n.b.c. and then gather. this is the guy who proved a lie. his emails literally prove to the corruption of hillary's campaign they also showed the election rigging by the d.n.c. he should be relegated to the dustbin of history reserved for boneheads like the guy who tried to fly by jumping off a cliff with cardboard wig. milli vanilli you know you. i would sooner want to learn what milli vanilli thought about the ball or report.

ok. before i wrap this up let's give the mad hatter one more chance while we're on the subject of ideal versus real while we're on the subject of pie in the sky. or real world circumstances oh my god. she's going to do it she's she's going to say i'm sorry i've lost touch with the real world i'm sorry i brought you a lunatic fringe theory for two straight years i'm sorry that while i was doing that and this n.b.c. went an entire year without mentioning the genocide in yemen barely talking about climate change barely ever talked about the exploitation of the average american worker by wall street the extraction of wealth to the top i am. sorry. very sorry. i hear the resign and promise.

them promise to never speak publicly again like get a new job standing on a sidewalk promoting a local car wash oh my mitt. let's see if you finally apologize when it comes to the the bottom line for this moment in american history when it comes to the bottom line that we have just been through a remarkable thing. we have been through a circumstance in which a hostile foreign adversary launched a complex and sophisticated attack to interfere with our presidential election so they could help get their favorite candidate into the white house and he in fact got into the white house no no no no no no no that's provably not what happened that's the lesson you're taking for this rachel i took. from one talking head to another you must realize you you somehow morphed yourself

into glenn back after all of bottoming all right. you're alex jones without the blood spurting out your ears you want to rush limbaugh but less coherent. and without the bag full of aggro and tickets to a sex dungeon. you are a clown of the highest order you have taken what appear to be progressive beliefs and funneled them through the realm of big foot and mystical swamp creatures of thirty second ads fairy tales from hucksters all right don't take it for me here's from an op ed this week in your beloved new york times over the past three years a good many members of the opposition to donald trump a mix of serious journalists cable television host pop culture personalities erstwhile government officials professional activists and politicians have been invested in what appears to be exactly the kind of conspiracy laced alternative

reality that they believe themselves to be resisting with the apparent no collusion conclusion to the mahler investigation there will be now be a retreat from this alternative reality to more defensible to raymond to all of you in the mainstream media get off the thin ice head on back to solid ground here here in fact i bought you some hinges ok receives broken loose from yours how do you watch it if you don't. her. so what we've got to do is identify the threats that we have it's crazy confrontation let it be an arms race off and spearing dramatic to follow can only really i'm going to resist i don't see how that strategy will be successful very

critical time time to sit down and talk. so you can on the phone line smoke fight normally couldn't put them in the moment come on. a lot of the comedy i just read again that's a woman. she was even. more during this room. jungle bar from the sun no money to go to the british pushback from the band broke up. i mean the guy. who wanted.

to take. the reserve bank the european central bank the bank of england the bank of japan they are fifty's sixty's seventy percent leveraged much more leverage than long term capital management ever was much more lovers and lehman brothers or bear stearns ever was there the most leverage hedge funds that we've ever seen in the history and hedge fund skullduggery but it doesn't matter because they can pray. and buy back their own debt and if their cycle. of prosperity and then one day. over the cliff chasing the road runner there's that moment of recognition and oh oh oh oh oh oh there you go.

one of these states have expanded background checks for purchasing guns however these old red flag laws face resistance from about a hundred local sheriffs who say they won't enforce the law but i hear if you just carry the gun in a paper bag go walk away so that. there's cars aren't walking red flags. thank you we're everyone needs a safe space minorities children says are your birth certificate the fake one and

the real one here alyssa drugs space so say you forget where it is i'm sober today and your smith and wesson needs a safe space too that's why these different sheriffs are declaring that their counties are second amendment sanctuary. great idea because guns are people too ok they just rip off the idea of sanctuary cities it's really no ridge anality . overrated it's the artist's voice that matters and you better listen to those voices because they're packing heat. gun sanctuaries were indeed inspired by officials in liberal communities who refuse to cooperate with federal immigration authorities if the illegal immigrant is safe in a sanctuary city then the second amendment gun owner would be safe in a sanctuary county to exercise his right to bear arms this is this is just

a noxious want these gun sanctuaries give shelter to semiautomatic refugees from kosovo where our. firearms are being pushed so far into the shadows that like immigrants we should marry them to keep them legal. people should start adding little anchor b.b. guns. you know there were so many hurdles to tie the knot with my rifle that i just got engaged to a machete. he gradually as it sounds like a more perfect master really does now that the gun show loophole is closing where will the twenty two percent of firearm consumers meaning millions get their military grade weapons without background checks that ask you invasive questions about your mental health like what is your first and last name. and new mexico sheriff tony mace calls this feel good legislation. yeah it

feels good to not get shot. but that's how institution is not about feeling good it's about your right to a shorter life expectancy. it's because it seems tony matron his first wife was a can of mace. his current wife is this guy uk well that's really progressive of him to take his ex-wife's name let's look at how in the me is now this is the coolest speaking guy good. point pointed to that one right there i think we actually have another fancy one less bear that's all dressed up in a group center because that when my barbecue gun but no i like you that's the exhibit stuff. that is so beautiful and so touching you know what lead these red flags bills are banning ownership of guns for people who need it to do their jobs convicted don't mess it up users and stop her. stomacher without a weapon that would make you way less effective as far as tactical gear goes those

juniper bush's you're hiding in are not offensive weapons unless you set them on fire and they you have another charge to deal with. right ok can the law enforcement really just disobey the laws that would design enforcement as something called discretion that's how they've been getting away with murder all these years but there's also legal challenges a missouri lawmaker introduced a bill requiring a ar fifteen ownership require that you can say i told people i wouldn't trust with a toaster. no it's a very thought out program where you get a tax credit for the purchasing of an a r fifteen it's obamacare for guns and. nearly all of the mass shootings we've been through this year have been carried out with the help of an a r fifteen you know what i always dreamt that every man and

woman and disgruntled teen in the country could have their very own semiautomatic rifle. that way in the future there will be fewer people do you think i had people to naomi everyone. was ok continue to make sure you could vote in or lections as possible a big surprise ground zero for that fight in florida to learn more about this let's go to redacted i corresponded not limit. bill. apparently the hot trend this month is googling the words florida man and your birth date to see what jacked up headline you get but no one ever talks about the many smart professional people in the sunshine state all you have to do to learn about the real florida is watch their local news a man accused of destroying

a liquor store in okaloosa county told police he was in alice in wonderland matthew horse jones also said a caterpillar smoking it told him to do it a local man who i consider self to the joker arrested on a weapon charge is now out of jail and there's no prove me waving a gun around i know but i had a night i did not have a gun on. someone who altered his face to look like a comic book villain you have to applaud him for his honesty and thankfully in twenty eighteen sixty five percent of florida voters were honest with themselves about the importance of democracy for every floridian when their vote on a ballot initiative called amendment four restored the right to vote for one point four million x. felons but the republican held florida house of representatives was going to let a silly thing like that's why despite the ballot initiative restoring expelling voting rights florida republicans voted to strip most ballons of voting rights unless they pay

a poll tax you remember the poll tax it's the jim crow era form of oppression that forced newly freed slaves the pay of the before they could vote in a practice so antiquated it makes you wonder if a florida house members idea of a good throwback thursday photo on instagram is just the picture of a plantation mansion of a caption that says the good old days in the case of florida's house of reps a poll tax means felons would first have to pay any outstanding court finds. and fees before regaining the right to vote this is obviously a burden on ex presenters who are reentering their already economically depressed communities and who will likely face so many job projections based on their records that the only employer who will accept them is the casting director for floor bama shore and if you couldn't tell already they'll take any walk. before men but for past experiments had to wait five to seven years after finishing

their sentence to apply to the state's clemency board in order to restore their voting rights before filing a written application and hopes of appearing before the board in person and the board can ask for help when the last time you have to drink how many children do you have how many to dinner christ if those are close and final jeopardy my final answer would be what are questions my mom asked when i bring guys home and i'm sure . all my cash in former governor rick scott's first seventy years of office only three thousand of more than thirty thousand applicants regain voting rights duly elected republican governor rhonda santas has even less incentive to assist expel him when he accepted one hundred thousand dollars from geo group a controversial florida based private prison giant. unless that hand belongs the governor to santa stand the teeth belong to an impossibly drunk alligator and i know he can handle

petting zoo this whole tax isn't written in stone yet but my birthday is in september so by then i hope that when i search florida man in my birthdate i'll see a florida man votes for first time in twenty years and not before the man was electrocuted trying to retrieve one of his pet pigeons from a power line reporting from florida natalie mcneal redacted tonight. here are your headlines from the future you may have heard israel is back to bombing the out of gaza tomorrow you'll learn israeli intelligence claims hamas has secretly developed extra large rocks to throw. so much choice of the end in three days you'll read robert muller spotted alone at all of garden just kind of pushing his food. and one week from now. friends

begin to worry about rachel maddow after she does entire first album so crazy wrong direction we're. sorry but if you. watch much. later life. is a tense situation in venezuela is still all over the news the problem in venezuela is not that socialism has been poorly implemented but that socialism has been faithfully implement from the inside venezuela things look different we're going to announce sanctions against the troll to venezuela associate. in the school of a son of the moment believe. that person put a gun battle scene on the people who come up to the moment the focus of the who's

story is a new nixon called in henry kissinger to tell him that it would not be tolerated that in latin america an alternative economic and social system could take hold and therefore the policy would be to make. the chilean economy scream so wants to make the economy of venezuela screed. officer. had to get up off the ground after begin to. hurt them on the sounds of. a grown man in the christening essentially. switch to go away from the officer. they obviously did a kind of lunge for the web in one smith's and then when it happened on she swung

and didn't hit him i never saw any contact with. any kind went back to where they were back here there try again fifteen feet apart at this point and that's when the officer saw his gun and tree. britain's bricks. problem is to trees a maze deal to feed him for a first time leaving the u.k. exposed with no deal divorce in just two weeks time most possibly lead loves to threats from the u.s. administration is it talks for the sanctions on russia over venezuela that say if moscow keeps ignoring president trump demands for russian troops to leave for south american country.

seven palestinians wounded in a fresh coat of violence on the israel gaza border closed marking a year now since the start of the anti israel.