ears with their flies down and their nipples out just talking out of their belly buttons like yeah they look ridiculous as an example this video has been making the rounds online someone caught this together and it's rachel maddow from one episode this is one episode of her throw russian expression russian question russian russians russians rush rush rush russians russians russian russians russian russian russian rush rush rush rush rush rush rush in moscow russian russian russia putin the russian russian aggression rush rush rush against us russians russians russian against the us the russians rush rush rush rush rush in the russian government the russians stop them or putin russia ok ok ok you stuff good. stuff. that must be what it feels like to. those of us with even a half an iota of integrity i would scream for two years now that this was a stupid conspiracy theory the democrats lost the twenty sixth seal lection to

a clown douche game show host because they don't stand for anything unless their quarterly write. was right there were only running for president the democrats do not stand up against wall street don't stand over to stop climate change do not stand up to help your average worker all of us out here struggling to make ends meet they don't do it which makes them republicans. because they reduce their own primaries to stop the actual popular candidate from becoming the nominee they did not lose because of boogie men posting that picture. right. if you do see these days in my neck to. work out over the last two years. or so of this week our mainstream media reacted to. moller report and look

like they adjust. their pants and it was trickling down their legs all right let's see the first few seconds of the rachel maddow show on monday of this week after she learned what was in the molar report. you knew it was going to be this kind of night and you know. yeah i tried to go on vacation these last few days did not work oh i have got questions i have lots of questions yeah. ok so you have a lot of surprise to so just number one how did i ingest the brain parasite that has taken hold. number two is it possible to teach said parasite that we already did the mccarthyism hysteria thing in the nineteen fifties and it was not good all right and number five eleven you have said parasite middlebury russia hang gliding bob we're going to start and i ask you why. now before we continue to look at the reactions of pathetic snake oil salesmen and

women i want to make clear how horrific this insanity has been donald trump is corrupt he's been corrupt since way back when he was selling trump boardgames that included a special get out of grabbing free card. for the whole family he was involved in thousands of lawsuits and before he was president for things like cheating contractors out of money and lying in business dealings so i'm not saying trump isn't corrupt but by creating this laughable and baseless fantasy about russian collusion that that has now been completely and utterly refuted the democrats on the phone resistance and or media have caused a deep harm and here's how number one they have made it look like trump has the moral high ground and has been the victim of a witch hunt for two years this gives him a great platform to run for reelection number two they put the two. most heavily

armed countries in the world at the brink of nuclear war two minutes to midnight according to scientists number three they took all air time away from the actual ways in which trump the g.o.p. and the corporate democrats are destroying this country extracting the resources and ensuring our environmental collapse number four they have made trumped endless lies seem legitimate because his claims that he's been targeted by a lying media have been proven completely correct but most importantly they've made it super awkward for me to show off my on a cornucopia tattoo i have on my inner thigh right about here because you're the grocery store the other day i was like does that mean you're a russian agent rigging our elections because i know you mean i like tennis and i'm a creepy old man get your head in. the in that tattoo completely sober.

so rachel and her mad cow disease have put this country in a phenomenally dangerous place but it's not just her the reactions of the other talking heads to the mother aboard were equally on hey interest what do we know we know russia intervened in our election to help trouble no we know well point of the expression let's look at what we know is to follow that with factual reality. still what he just said let's look at what we know and then followed it with nonsense that's like saying let's look at what we know we know that pigeons drive around on ski dues to help their organ harvesting operation. that we know. look at the evidence of russian interference we've got so far it boils down to two points one was that russia hacked into the d.n.c. servers which has not been proven at all in fact all available evidence shows it was a leak from the end. side the d.n.c. not a hack and the f.b.i.

says it never actually examined the hacked servers former d.n.c. chair donna brazil said they destroyed the servers the d.n.c. destroyed the servers before the f.b.i. could examine them. why would one destroy servers that are under investigation do you think is to cover something up. i think is just because they enjoy destroying servers that is what i like scaring. and melting down computers servers while they're under investigation. for a good time and the second piece of evidence that a russian what was that a russian click bait farm posted images like that i'm not kidding that's the actual image and they created pro trump rallies such as this one. oh yes.

i mean. i actually know that i look at them i think those people could get me to vote for. eight people with a combined seventy two can't be wrong. but i think not so if you honestly believe that this is why trump won and not because hillary was a corrupt candidate for a corrupt party rigged its own primary if you believe that a. car to get because you enjoy your primary vote is crazy train a runnin it may be harder for the intelligence committee frankly led by a chairmanship if given this decision on the collusion issue it may be tough yes that probably will make it a little tough for. health care the mall or report get in the way of our conspiracies with all of their reality. of them and while we're on the topic it was those investigators in iraq to not buy met weapons of mass destruction right.

finding. a guy. well i'm sure an actual congresswoman can't be this last and never never. just because there was not enough evidence for a criminal charge. does that mean that there's a very cozy relationship that. were put in who by the way must be really happy that this came about that this kind of close relationship that it's not good for a country that is such as fair will continue. her statements are like mad libs written by a child hiding under a desk during the cold war. putin must be happy that your deep conspiracy theory has been proven to be a deep conspiracy. yeah but shouldn't we all be happy when reality comes into play

a solution that excites us also. more importantly she says trump has this cozy relationship with russia but trump has sucked for russia trump has bomb syria he's trying to create a coup in venezuela he's expelled russian diplomats pulled out of the i.n.f. treaty set weapons to the ukraine and sanctioned russia far more than obama ever did trump. russia ok and guess wrong. if we're going to survive climate change in the continued environmental collapse we'll need cooperation with other countries i've heard. it and when you work together instead of punching each other in your biggest dicks. krampus sucks for russia he suffered as well he struck for serious shock for yemen sucks for america and the only thing he's been good for are the rich ruling elite which includes most of the mainstream media and most of congress. secretly i was

requested to. be maybe just maybe that's why m.s.n. b.c. aired twenty three times as much coverage of trump during the twenty sixteen campaign than they did of bernie sanders because secretly they love the guy come on m.s.n. b c can't you have someone on with someone hell agents some something as found john podesta for care of hillary clinton's presidential campaign. for the center for american progress that's the other side of this although. i like a guy like you like to have a good talk to him i thought he was in the witness protection program. now we finally know how to rest and just wait outside imus n.b.c. and then gather. this is the guy who groove like his e-mails literally prove to the corruption of hillary's campaign they also showed the elect. by the d.n.c. he should be religated law by jumping off

a cliff with cardboard wig. milli vanilli you know you. i would sooner want to learn what milli vanilli thought about the dollar report. of the mad hatter one more chance while we're on the subject of ideal versus real while we're on the subject of pie in the sky. or real world circumstances oh my god . she's going to do it she's she's going to say i'm sorry i've lost touch with the real world i'm sorry i brought you a lunatic fringe theory for two straight years i'm sorry that while i was doing that and miss n.b.c. went an entire year without mentioning the general of the average american worker by wall street the extraction of wealth to the top i am. sorry very. very sorry. i hear the resign and promise.

after. promise to never speak publicly again did i get a new job standing on a sidewalk promoting a local car wash oh my mitt. let's see if you finally apologize when it comes to the the bottom line for this moment in american history when it comes to the bottom line that we have just been through a remarkable thing. we have been through a circumstance in which a hostile foreign adversary launched a complex and sophisticated attack to interfere with our presidential election so they could help get their favorite candidate into the white house and he in fact got into the white house no no no no no no thanks provably not what happened that's the lesson you're taking for this rachel i took. from one talking head to another you must realize you you somehow morphed yourself

into glenn back after all of bottoming all right you. you are alex jones without the blood spurting out your ears you want to rush limbaugh but less coherent. and without the bag full of tickets to a sex dungeon but. you are a clown of the highest order you have taken what appear to be progressive beliefs and funneled them through the realm of big foot and mystical swamp creatures of thirty second ads fairy tales from hucksters all right don't take it for me here's from an op ed this week in your beloved new york times over the past three years a good many members of the opposition to donald trump a mix of serious journalists cable television host pop culture personalities erstwhile government officials professional activists and politicians have been invested in what appears to be exactly the kind of conspiracy laced alternative

reality that they believe themselves to be resisting with the apparent no collusion conclusion to the moller investigation there will be now be a retreat from this alternative reality to a more defensible terrain to all of you in the mainstream media get off the thin ice head on back to solid ground here here in fact i bought you some hinges. received as broken loose from yours how do you watch it is. was.

so you cannot move from one smoke i don't like the familiar like the moment one of them for fun to feel better than well so that's a. lot of fun. she really was you make a. choice you know yourself. just come back from the sun know my last book you go to the british course there's enough of them around. i mean you got. to.

take. that. that. way was happy about why the states have expanded background checks for purchasing guns however these so-called red flag laws face resistance from about a hundred local sheriffs who say they won't enforce the law but if you don't.

walking red flag day on the given day. everyone needs a safe space minorities children says are their birth certificate the fake one and the real one they were alyssa drugs space so safe you forget where it is i'm sober today and your smith and wesson needs a safe space too that's why these different sheriffs are declaring that their counties are second amendment sanctuary a great idea because guns are people too they think this is a rip off the idea of sanctuary cities that zero regionality is overrated it's the artist's voice that matters and you better listen to those voices because they're packing heat. because sanctuaries were indeed inspired by officials in liberal communities who refused to cooperate with federal immigration authorities but the

illegal immigrant is is safe in a sanctuary city then second amendment gun owner would be safe in a sanctuary county to exercise his right to bear arms this is this is just a noxious want these gun sanctuaries give shelter to semiautomatic refugees from kosovo and our. firearms are being pushed so far into the shadows that like immigrants we should marry them to keep them legal. people should start adding little anchor b.b. guns. you know there were so many hurdles to tie the knot with my rifle that i just got engaged to a machete. he graduates it sounds like a more perfect match it really is now that the gun show loophole is closing where will the twenty two percent of firearm consumers meaning millions get their military grade weapons without background checks that ask you invasive questions about your mental. health like what is your first and last name. new

mexico sheriff tony mace calls this feel good legislation. yeah it feels good to not get shot. but that's how institution is not about feeling good it's about your right to a shorter life expectancy. is his name is tony mace really yes yes that's how the spray was made legal in his jurisdiction his first wife was a can of mace. his current wife is this good luck well that's really progressive of him to take. a look at how in the me is now i have another fancy one less pair that's all dressed up in a group center because that when my barbecue gun but no i like you guys. tough. that is so beautiful and so touching you know what lead these red flag bills are

banning ownership of guns for people who need it to do their jobs convicted don't mess it up users and stop her. stomach or without a weapon that would make you weigh less effective as far as tactical gear goes those juniper bush is your hiding in are not offensive weapons unless you set them on fire and there you have another charge to deal with. ok can law enforcement really just disobey the laws that would design enforcement as something called discretion that's how they've been getting away with murder all these years but there's also legal challenges a missouri lawmaker introduced a bill requiring a ar fifteen ownership require that you can say i told people i wouldn't trust with a toaster. no it's a very thought out program where you get a tax credit for the purchasing of an a r fifteen. bomb care for guns and.

nearly all of the mass shootings we've been through this year have been carried out with the help of an a r fifteen you know what i always dreamt that every man woman and disgruntled teen in the country could have their very own semiautomatic rifle. now way in the future there will be fewer people. and you know that i had people to naomi. moving a big surprise to ground zero for that fight in florida to learn more about this let's go to redacted tonight correspondent natalie mcgill. apparently the hot trend this month is googling the words florida man and your birth date the see what jacked up headline you get but no one ever talks about the many smart professional people in the sunshine state all you have to do to learn

about the real florida is watch their local news a man accused of destroying a liquor store in okaloosa county told police he was in alice in wonderland matthew horse jones also said a caterpillar smoking it told him to do it a local man who i consider self to the joker arrested on a weapon charge is now out of jail and there's no prove me waving a gun around i know but i had a night i did not have a gun on. someone who altered his face to look like a comic book villain you have to applaud him for his honesty and thankfully in twenty eighteen sixty five percent of florida voters were honest with themselves about the importance of democracy for every floridian when their vote on a ballot initiative called amendment four restored the right to vote for one point four million x. . but the republican held florida house of representatives was going to let a silly thing like the will of the people thrown their state as america's. stop

that's why despite the ballot initiative restoring expelling voting rights florida republicans voted to strip most ballons of voting rights unless they pay a poll tax you remember the poll tax it's the jim crow era form of oppression that forced newly freed slaves to pay a fee before they could vote in a practice so antiquated it makes you wonder if florida house members idea of a good throwback thursday photo on instagram is just the picture of a plantation mansion of a caption that says the good old days in the case of florida's house of reps a poll tax means felons would first have to pay any outstanding court fines and fees before regaining the right to vote this is obviously a burden on x. presenters who are we entering their job projections based on their records that the only employer who will accept them is the casting director for floor bama shore and if you couldn't tell already they'll take any walk. before men but for

past x. felons had to wait five to seven years after finishing their sentence to apply to the state's clemency board in order to restore their voting rights before filing a written application and hopes of appearing before the board in person and the board can ask a bunch of tough questions that make them feel like they're at a speed dating night from help when the last time you have to drink how many children do you have how many how many different. mothers do those children you know go to church you're going to take your parents to dinner christ if those are close and final jeopardy my final answer would be what are questions my mom asks when i bring guys home and i'm sure. all my cash in former governor rick scott's first seventy years of office only three thousand of more than thirty thousand applicants regain voting rights duly elected republican governor. randa

santas has even less incentive to assist expel him when he accepted one hundred thousand dollars from geo group a controversial board of based private prison giant and twenty eighteen we all know you should never bite the hand that feeds you unless that hand belongs the governor to santa stand the teeth belong to an impossibly drunk alligator and i know he can handle petting zoo this poll tax isn't written in stone yet but my birthday is in september so by then i hope that when i search florida man in my birthdate i'll see a florida man votes for first time in twenty years and not the florida man was electrocuted trying to retrieve one of his pet pigeons from a power line reporting from florida natalie mcneal redacted tonight. here your headline from the future you may have heard israel is back to bombing the

out of gaza tomorrow you'll learn israeli intelligence claims hamas has secretly developed extra large rocks to throw. so what choice of they have and in three days you'll read robert muller spotted alone at all of garden just kind of pushing his food. and one week from now. friends begin to worry about rachel maddow after she does entire first type of show praising wrong direction we're still working. on that story but if you want to go watch my standup comedy special really. really just. officer. told him to get up off the ground there yasir begin to pat him down.

and then freeze on the sounds of kind of fighting into a grown man like mislead essentially the officer. through his or her own. twisted away from the officer. out of his crew. the officer did they kind of lunge for the weapon once missed and then when it happened on tree swung as observations didn't hit him i never saw any contact between the two any kind went back to where they were so the officers back here there try again fifteen feet apart at this point and that's when the officer pulled out his gun and he returned three. seemed wrong but. just all. me all get to stamp out these days because after all and in games from. the trail.

when so many find themselves worlds apart. she still look for common ground. the tense situation in venezuela is still all over the news the problem in venezuela is not that socialism has been poorly implemented but that socialism has been fully implement from the inside venezuela things are different we're going to announce sanctions against the venezuela associated. in a school bus a local woman goes. down for something. bad to say on. the whose story isn't new nixon called in henry kissinger to tell him that it would not be tolerated in latin america an alternative economic and social system could take hold and therefore the policy would be to make. the chilean

economy scream so wants to make the economy of venezuela scream. britain's prime minister to resign. his defeated for a third time leading to fears of a disorderly exit from the bloc in just two weeks time. two people are reportedly shot dead tens of thousands rally along the perimeter fence between gaza and israel since the beginning of march for to protest. the u.s. threatens russia with sanctions if moscow refuses to pull its troops out of venezuela. from oxy.