thank you who are who you are thank you and i wasn't sure why have the courage to act of the night this is a comedy show where americans in america covering american news are called foreign agents. thank you for joining me while the entire country focuses on trump and his book blue marie very few seem to care that are organized murder machines continue their work around the world that's the term i like to use instead of military organized human murder machine you know that has a nice ring to it just kind of rolls off the tongue got it. doesn't really tearing sound so boring and. sounds like a super lame millipede you met at a party at military over there is an accountant if i hear one more capital gains

tax joe i'm going to kill myself. so let's just go on with organized human murder machine show a ten months ago i covered how twenty one trillion dollars had gone unaccounted for at the pentagon over the past twenty years don't try to think about the number twenty one trillion because you'll pass out and hit your head on a desk ok if your salary is forty thousand dollars a year in order to earn a twenty one trillion it would take you five hundred and twenty five million years . at which point you can even enjoy the new jet ski you bought because you're a brain in a jar. since i last brought you that report there has been a little more coverage of it the nation magazine did an article for did another article in just a few weeks ago and that tell you wrote about it in-depth in rolling stone then in a few a few months ago i brought you another report about the huge number of whistleblowers who have been retaliated against at the pentagon. according to the government

accountability office the g.a.o. but you already know all this i've covered it before so why am i bringing it up again well now the g.a.o. has come out with a new report showing the total number of whistleblower complaints over the past five years at the department of defense sorry organized human murder machine and it's nearly a thousand. oh i'm sorry pearlie that's the wrong. ten thousand whistleblowers come what what i'm trying to do what oh oh. nearly all hundred thousand come on that's just stupid is that is robbie robbie you know you put up numbers did you do it by man i swear to god show me show me did show me to put up the quote from the government accountability office put it up that if you're so sure robbie god or somebody i don't know how do you put on the cover. here we go to cynically the department of defense inspector general

identified eight substantiated violations of whistleblower confidentiality between fiscal years twenty thirteen and twenty eighteen representing approximately zero point zero one percent of the ninety five thousand six hundred thirteen contacts handled by the inspector general during that time ninety five thousand over five years yes i know you are right so if we have a shortage of. this thing is the government accountability office was trying to brag in that sense they were like yeah we only breach the confidentiality of point zero one percent of our ninety five thousand whistleblower give blades are only heroes. but of course everyone just walks away or ninety five and that's like saying hey man of the ten thousand dolphins killed not a single one has accidently been a human. well i'm glad to hear that but you killed ten thousand dolphins to try to get the ninety five thousand number to make

a little sense the averages that averages out to a whistle blower every six minutes of every business day for five straight years that waiting room must be insane all right must be busier than ben and jerry's on free cone and. by the way don't ask for the cone first because you will spill it. but maybe this number shouldn't be that shocking when you have twenty one trillion dollars of unaccounted for adjustments it means a lot of money parts pieces and devices are flying. around without any accountability likely creating loads of fraud which would probably create loads of whistleblowers for example there's a time in two thousand and three the u.s. sent twelve billion dollars in cash to iraq and watched it vanish nearly two hundred eighty one million one hundred dollars bills waiting three hundred sixty three tons. thanks and whistleblowers might have come forward. to say

dude to use them blocks of cash to squash mice at the air force base is that normal or is that weird. or here's another example of journalist david de graw highlights from the government accountability report according to a department of defense official during an initial audit the army found thirty nine blackhawk helicopters that had not been recorded in the property system eight hundred nineteen million dollars in value similarly the air force identified four hundred seventy eight buildings and structures twelve installations that were not in the real property is just a mess the army lost and then found thirty nine helicopters. the air force lost and then found four hundred seventy eight buildings you lose a goddamn building are they moving that fast did you have trouble keeping track of how quickly they were running unless you just had a bad break up with david copperfield there is no act what price.

do it it must suck to divorce david copperfield do you think you're going to take the house. one house. yeah yeah i know the kids were in there i know don't worry everyone i've made disappear has come back by seventy percent of the time. you see this madness stems from the fact that the pentagon has its standard operating procedure of simply making up numbers to fill their books. which for normal human beings is termed fraud. here's from a twenty thirteen a renter reuters a ford linda woodford spent the last fifteen years of her career inserting phony numbers in the department of defense's accounts would for and her colleagues were told by superiors to take unsubstantiated change actions in other words enter false numbers commonly called plugs to make the navy's totals match the

treasuries no fear it's not lying to the american involvement it's just unsubstantiated change action. try that on your next tax return put in ten thousand dollars of unsubstantiated change actions i'm sure they'll love that. so the sum this up the pentagon gets fifty five percent of all the discretionary tax money we pay to our government fifty five percent they have no idea of where or how it's spent they make up the numbers resulting in tens of trillions of dollars of unaccounted for adjustments they lose helicopters buildings and in a few instances i'm not kidding even nuclear warheads poof what nuclear war. there is loads of fraud and corruption at every level and thousands of whistleblowers have tried to come forward every single one of the six minutes when they do over ninety percent of them are dismissed without even being investigated

and i can't believe we're seeing this much corruption from our organized human murder machine all right you know was ok. thank you thank you thank thank you thank you thank you for it was a trillion dollars a year of taxpayer money and would be the department of on authorized highly secretive your company requires it is it about the fish yet. come on they can only take the news from behind we start off with the snowden the massive trove of top secret documents that edward snowden leaked in two thousand

and thirteen it revealed to all of us that the n.s.a. is watching all of us the intercept is the only outlet with the full archive and they have done some wonderful reporting on that information in fact given the run of laws given is a rather was a. was. in the boldest move of all they have decided to stop that reporting just yes the intercept has shuttered the snowden archive no more well that's ok they've already reported on ten percent of the documents and those ten percent prove that we live in a dystopian horror show in which we're all suspects held at the whim of a terrifying and all encompassing anonymous surveillance state so i'm sure the other ninety percent is probably positive stuff. or meaningless notes on whether the mass hall had chicken pot pie on tuesdays you know well i guess this means

there's only one choice edward snowden you need to sneak back into the n.s.a. so you can really good documents this time to someone better. yet because you're right come on snowden show some bravery for once they intercept has said they can't keep reporting on the snowden archive because of the cost tell me about it reporting on. all this. and then. the last time. they said probably the same reason the mainstream media. hasn't reported on the fact this israel's largest banks had to pay over one billion dollars in fines for u.s. tax evasion schemas book in order to show full respect to another country's cultures and customs you try to behave in the same way they do so that's all the israeli banks were doing they looked at our culture and they were way better commit some tax fraud. on a huge scale. or else you'll see

a group. you know you go to an asian household you take off your shoes you come to america you commit tax fraud. be impolite. i mean i mean you've got to feel bad for the big banks they're trying to cling on but they serve no purpose except to exploit people most of their profits come from government subsidies aka welfare so they're only dominant until the masses of average people realize the truth and move their money elsewhere big bags axon tiger mart all right it used to be you were on the road we would all be you know we all bought our coffee there until we found out there were other places to buy coffee that didn't taste like the inside of a carburetor. it's also the same for a dirty fuel like coal you know we keep using it because we haven't realized there's something else to use so a new report shows about three quarters of power produced by the nation's remaining

coal plants is more expensive for american households than renewables including wind solar and hydro power come on we want to push the willow blowing in the reviews. and hydro power water we dikes holding back the water all over the world. then solar wind away flaming hot sun getting power from nuclear fusion no we are big men or women or non-binary and we get our power. our by digging into the earth and burning the rocks from the cold war until the c o two stuff i had thought i'd have. a strong they did the right thing wrong. it makes perfect sense to keep using the unsustainable more expensive more dangerous extinction causing fuel rather than the cheaper sustainable unlimited readily available fuel right and

a perfect sense i mean to say the coal industry is very powerful. and although we don't have show sponsors here redacted tonight big call has agreed to pay us a lot of money if we give them a product placement but we would never do that here hold on this my desk is a little dirty here i don't know what happens but this is. the world over. well yeah round up. that's my choice any time i want to get cancer. in fact if you go around might be lying about how great it is giving you cancer this week a u.s. jury says a bear must pay eighty million dollars to a man who got cancer from ground up and that is just one of thousands over the similar lawsuits going through the courts right now bare bought monsanto like last

year because they were in the market for billions of dollars of litigation and. monsanto was willing to sell to bear because their brand likability ranked just below the bog of eternal stench. actually looks like round up done and. the plaintiffs in the suit edwin hardiman worked with roundup for years before developing non hodgkins lymphoma and see that's the problem though that's the problem it's not just round up the ball here it's also working working at a job is bad for your health it's terrible if you. been working he would be fine right now congresswoman alexandria ocasio cortez said recently we should not be haunted by the specter of being automated out of work we should be excited by that but the reason we're not excited is because we live in a society where if you don't have a job you are left to die. thank

god thank you thank god of all she talks the third rail of american politics you know composing the ideal that working our dissolve until we collapse into a heap at the end of our life might not be the meaning of a line. you can't say that as an american politician you can still cause others or you can send a people should die because they can't afford health care but you can't question analysts weren't you can say that people in other countries are dumb and but you can't question analyze weren't you can say that we should be surveilled that there is no right to privacy that bombing innocent civilians is ok but you can't question their lies why are you going to lock your dog in a cage on the top of your car and drive down on my way for three hours you can sexually harassed numerous women you can blurt out races and have a history of war crimes all of that totally rad but you can't question i love one thank you. american way

your work at a job yet every day to be able to afford a vacation from the job you hate. you know we have to fight automation because this system right now is perfect it's a system built on the idea that won't do anything for money i mean not me i have the utmost integrity and on an unrelated note i highly recommend coal. is the only way to power this planet also meg's for. greats not i'm not i was not the. case like i'm trying to you're going to hit the road out right you don't get it right dr life got me just was like you got me everybody. you're going to harvard yard i. cannot close your eyes or shout thank you. thank you.

bernie made a fatter army and said if you don't buy into my ponzi scheme on going to shoot my god if you even know the bond this game was well known to be a ponzi schemer yes you see it investigated bernie madoff police twice before they found the boss of them and they it was a well known ponzi scheme invested by well known people imagine bernie had an army now apply that to the u.s. dollar the u.s. dollar is a ponzi scheme why do people want the u.s. dollar because if they don't the u.s. military said and they're obliterated whether iraqi or libya or some other place like this around and so that's what we're going to set the new york times right he said the u.s. dollar is worthless it's backed by law. in the world of political much making the european union has long put values before

wealth as its most desirable and tribute. to the time it takes for the e.u. to make a policy decision china can set up a whole new industry. leaders that's attractive to potential. down there was a price she used to do car when i was a little kid my dad he was like. just so you know like what i needed when i was a baby boy. i had a bad child. there's always play and single mothers and african american community service and slavery. i think it's more of a chinese teenagers having kids and you can't expect a fourteen or fifteen year old first daughter now ordering at forehand if you're farther and he said check out. the

last place in. my car and breaking down i was unable to get to work on time so they let me go in with my paycheck that i bring home i have barely enough to pay my car insurance. they gassed my car. the national christian foundation or n c after the nation's largest public charity that gives money to christian organizations but a look at some of the groups receiving donations from them seems to reveal that and see doesn't care much for the part of the bible that says love thy neighbor as

thyself for more on this we go to our senior sacrilegious correspondent now let me . tell you it sounds like it sounds like the n.c.f. is donating to some normally groups here and they hold a lot of power right now and being that they're the eighth largest public charity they're making that that much harder for my charity the national christian bale foundation. in complicity. what kind of charitable causes are you promoting what do you mean. this charity is this beautiful face look at it the data that another year of news and work on their giving strategy here ok it won't we can do one hell of a lot better than the national christian foundations all we have to do is not give tens of thousands of dollars to hate groups like the david horowitz freedom center whose founder called muslims islamic nazis and then hire an anti muslim bigot robert spencer who according to the council on american islamic relations operates

the blog jihad watch which depicts islam as an inherently violent faith a man who went on a killing spree in norway back in two thousand and eleven cited spencer's blog sixty four times in his manifesto so with groups like that you have to ask yourself . would christian bale have a blog. or even a movie characters he played wouldn't have a jihad watch plot not batman not that boxer in the fighter not dick cheney. dick cheney would definitely do that but not the others so the national groups of others is donating to groups who inspire people to do hateful things call me crazy but some of the little un-christian leave it leave the n.c.f. is just following what's actually the motto for the national christian bale foundation which is christian in name not in practice. especially since in c.

after nations. muslim and anti immigrant groups rose to over nineteen million dollars and twenty seventeen plus the n.c.a. up as a donor advised fund which means a person can make an account with and see out then ask them to give their money to whatever groups they want and clients don't have to donor advised funds anonymously so even the i.r.s. won't know their identities that way they can hide their donation the same way i hide from group photos and imagine dragons concert. which to be honest is understandable because in both cases if we're found out we'll be ridiculed for the rest of our lives. well these donors should be ridiculed ridiculed i mean given how many islamic charities and muslim n.g.o.s live in fear that they'll be accused of having ties to terrorism all while a christian organization doles out millions to groups that think gay people and muslims are solved human and should exist not every charity is so deceptive there's one called the amalgamated foundation which actually launched the hate is not charitable campaign and march in response to n.c.

i've still nations and they have a group of twenty foundations who make sure they aren't funding divisive groups like people who think ben affleck was the best batman. not the flag in that speech. they were a few more years back in the news that i'm sure it'll be only good news coming from the world famous chocolate cheers that bring more tears than chocolate redacted correspondent only carafano brings us to the raging controversy. cancelling the largest food company in the world is under fire for a brand of water it owns it turns out poland spring is not from natural springs nor from any springs nor from the poland spring of maine nor from poland

poland that would be now. you know what it would probably be more offensive if i attempted to pronounce it no one drop of poland spring water actually qualifies as spring water a class action lawsuit says. bring speaks for herself in this sad i don't. come from street. trying. to spin on the one hand that is authentic because if water could talk she would obviously sound like a phone sex operator gasping for air what are the words of the plaintiffs she's actually a colossal. perpetrated against american consumers one hundred percent. so what is in every bottle is that the nestle c.e.o. piss well close it's actually common ground water that has been illegally

mislabeled in order to reap massive sales. water. i think i could make it sound refreshing if i just say with enough wind. ground water. from the ground go outside and look at a pastor of animals grazing. now think about that. spokespeople from nestle claim the f.d.a. state and federal officials already approved the sale of the water as spring water the lawsuit says the company built and maintained six phony manmade springs to comply with the law regulators got suspicious when nestle's employees started to congregate by the spring to talk about last night's episode of orange is the new black derivative as usual is poland spring the same as your sink water

no it's worse one. or more of the company's wells are near a present or former human waste dump landfill or similar site. for. one who. were rewarded. you know for water source. what's more disturbing is that nestle has forty nine separate brands of bottled water and thirty four countries and the company has been accused in the past of going to weak regions and buying water sources for next to nothing. is growing over where the world's top bottled water or to search gets it supplies nestle collects millions of gallons a year from springs in southern california an area that's actually prone to drought well this was all legal as nestle adhere to my age old legal principle of fine

just keep the patent pending then in michigan many say nestle is partially to blame for the flood crisis where water is undrinkable nestle pumps one hundred thirty billion gallons a year of water nearby but it does pay the state of michigan two hundred dollars per year for that water the austrian c.e.o. who wants to control all of the world's water comforted us in his native german that water should not be a human right there's a cost to everything even the slave labor nestle faces lawsuits for using to source its cocoa the company said slavery reporting requirements could cost customers breaking news not using slavery will cost more money for you not for nestle. to thank you drink this coffee this is naomi caravan reporting for. nestle

headquarters. tonight. from the future in july you'll learn pentagon press are in congress for extra ten billion dollars to build a high tech pit to hold all their money. and in three days. finally after fifty values local man successfully digs self out of his job. and now that was kind of a sad laugh i like that. but i hear you finally one week from now. after losing court battle bear exact point to all of round of good work clearing world of butterflies and be. fair point that george jones but you get. that.

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the massive fire sweeps through an apartment block in central paris after an explosion believed to have been caused by a gas stored on a balcony rescuers say there are those who are cinder. well the truck survivor charlie rowley says he is being kept in the dark on the british investigation into the poisoning that killed his partner last year he met with russia's ambassador to the u.k. . you keep your cool charlie and his brother to contact us but it's precisely the fact that they haven't been able to receive anything from the british authorities. were given obtains what it says is a press strategy agreed to by ecuador and the u.k.

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