everything sounds so boring and. sounds like a super lame millipede you met at a party at military over there is an accountant if i hear one more capital gains tax joe i'm going to kill myself. so let's just go along with organized human murder machine shall i ten months ago i covered how twenty one trillion dollars had gone unaccounted for at the pentagon over the past twenty years don't try to think about the number twenty one trillion because you'll pass out and hit your head on a desk ok if your salary is forty thousand dollars a year in order to earn it twenty one trillion it would take you five hundred and twenty five million years. at which point you can even enjoy the new jet ski you bought because you're a brain in a jar. since i last brought you that report there has been a little more coverage of it the nation magazine did an article for did another article in just a few weeks ago that tell you wrote about it in-depth in rolling stone then in

a few a few months ago i brought you another report about the huge number of whistleblowers who have been retaliated against at the pentagon according to the government accountability office the g.a.o. but you already know this i've covered it before so why am i bringing it up again well now the g.a.o. has come out with a new report showing the total number of whistleblower complaints over the past five years at the department of defense sorry organized human murder machine and it's nearly of thousands. oh i'm sorry per the wrong it's ten thousand whistleblowers come what what i'm trying to do what oh. what nearly all hundred thousand come on that's just stupid is that is this robbie robbie you know you got numbers did you do it but man i swear to god show me show me that show me to put up the quote from the government accountability. put up that

if you're so sure rob a guy i know or somebody i don't know how do you put on the cover. here we go to cynically the department of defense inspector general identified eight substantiated violations of whistleblower confidentiality between fiscal years twenty thirteen and twenty eighteen representing approximately zero point zero one percent of the ninety five thousand six hundred thirteen contacts handled by the inspector general during that time ninety five thousand over five years yes i know you are right so if we have a shortage of. this thing is the government accountability office was trying to brag in that sense they were like yeah we only breach the confidentiality of point zero one percent of our ninety five thousand whistleblower complaints are we hear oh it is. but of course everyone just walks away or ninety five. that's like saying hey man of the ten thousand dolphins killed not a single one has accidently been

a human. well i'm glad to hear that but you killed ten thousand dolphins to try to get the ninety five thousand number to make a little sense the averages that averages out to a whistle blower every six minutes of every business day for five straight years that waiting room must be insane all right must be busier than ben and jerry's on free cone and. by the way don't ask for the cone first because you will spill it. but maybe this number shouldn't be that shocking when you have twenty one trillion dollars of unaccounted for adjustments it means a lot of money parts pieces and devices are flying around without any accountability likely creating loads of fraud which would probably create loads of whistleblowers for example there's a time in two thousand and three the u.s. sent twelve billion dollars in cash. to iraq and watched it vanish nearly two

hundred eighty one million one hundred dollar bills waiting three hundred sixty three tons. thanks and whistleblowers might have come forward. to say dude to use them blocks of cash to squash mice at the air force base is that normal or is that weird. or here's another example of journalist david de graw highlights from the government accountability report according to a department of defense official during an initial audit the army found thirty nine blackhawk helicopters that had not been recorded in the property system eight hundred nineteen million dollars in value similarly the air force identified four hundred seventy eight buildings and structures twelve installations that were not in the real property is just a mess the army lost and then found thirty nine helicopters. the air force lost and then found four hundred seventy eight buildings you lose

a goddamn building are they moving that fast did you have trouble keeping track of how quickly they were running unless you just had a bad break up with david copperfield there is no act what price. do it it must suck to divorce david copperfield do you think you're going to take the house. one house. yeah yeah i know the kids were in there i know don't worry everyone i've made disappear has come back by seventy percent of the time. you see this madness stems from the fact that the pentagon has its standard operating procedure of simply making up numbers to fill their books which for normal human beings is termed fraud. here's from a twenty thirteen a renter reuters a ford linda woodford spent the last fifteen years of her career inserting phony numbers in the tip. going to defenses accounts would for and her

colleagues were told by superiors to take unsubstantiated change actions in other words enter false numbers commonly called plugs to make the navy's totals match the treasury's firm no big error it's not a lying do they ever going to valenti is just unsubstantiated change action. try that on your next tax return put in ten thousand dollars of unsubstantiated change actions i'm sure they'll love that. so the sum this up the pentagon gets fifty five percent of all the discretionary tax money we pay to our government fifty five percent they have no idea of way or how it's spent they make up the numbers resulting in tens of trillions of dollars of unaccounted for adjustments they lose helicopters buildings and in a few instances i'm not kidding even nuclear warheads proof what nuclear war. there is loads of fraud and corruption at every level and thousands of

whistleblowers have tried to come forward every single one of the six minutes when they do over ninety percent of them are dismissed without even being investigated and i can't believe we're seeing this much corruption from our organized human murder machine all right you know was ok. thank you thank you thank thank you very much the right thank you for right through the program dollars a year of taxpayer money and would be the department of an authorized highly secretive man your company requires it is it above the basic.

come. on come on they can only take the news from behind we start off with the snowden the massive trove of top secret documents that edward snowden leaked in two thousand and thirteen it revealed to all of us that the n.s.a. is watching all of us the intercept is the only outlet with the full archive and they have done some wonderful reporting on that information in fact given the run of blogging is a rather was. it was done. in the boldest move of all they have decided to stop that reporting just yes the intercept has shuttered the snowden archive no more well that's ok they've already reported on ten percent of the documents and those ten percent prove that we live in a dystopian horror show in which we're all suspects held at the whim of a terrifying and all encompassing anonymous surveillance state so i'm sure the

other ninety percent is probably positive stuff. or meaningless notes on whether the mass hall had chicken pot pie on tuesdays you know well i guess this means there's only one choice edward snowden you need to sneak back into the n.s.a. so you can really good documents this time to someone better. yet because you write about it reporting on. all this. and then. the last time. that's probably the same reason the mainstream media hasn't reported on the fact this israel's largest banks had to pay over one billion dollars in fines for a u.s. tax evasion scheme this book in order to show full respect to another country's cultures and customs you try to behave in the same way they do so that's all the israeli banks were doing they looked at our culture and they were way better commit some tax fraud. on

a huge scale. or else it would be rude crude. you know you go to an asian household you take off your shoes you come to america you commit tax fraud. be impolite the purpose except to exploit people most of their profits come from government subsidies aka welfare so they're only dominant until the masses of average people realize the truth and move their money elsewhere big. axon tiger mart all right it used to be you were on the road we would all be you know we all bought our coffee there until we found out there were other places to buy coffee that didn't taste like the inside of a carburetor. it's also the same for a dirty fuel like coal you know we keep using it because we haven't realized there's something else to use so a new report shows that about three quarters of power produced by the nation's remaining coal plants is more expensive for american households than renewables

including wind solar and hydro power oh come on wind it what are we pushing willow blowing in the reviews. and hydro power water we dikes holding back the water all over the world. then solar wind away flaming hot sun getting power from nuclear fusion no we are big men or women or non buying an array and we get our power by digging into the earth and burning the rocks from the cold war until the c o two sounds like a. test drive they did the right thing. wrong. it makes perfect sense to keep using the unsustainable more expensive more dangerous extinction causing fuel rather than the cheaper sustainable unlimited readily available fuel right and. sense i mean to say the coal industry is very

powerful. and although we don't have show sponsors here redacted tonight big call has agreed to pay us a lot of money if we give them a product placement but we would never do that here hold on this my desk is a little dirty here i don't know what happens with this world all right. well yeah round up. that's my choice any time i want to get cancer. in fact if you go around might be lying about how great it is giving you cancer this week a u.s. jury says a bear must pay eighty million dollars to a man who got cancer from round ups and that is just one of thousands over the similar lawsuits going through the courts right now bear bought monsanto like last year because they were in the market for billions of dollars of litigation and.

monsanto was willing to sell to bear because their brand likability ranked just below the bog of eternal stench. actually looks like round up done and. the plaintiffs in the suit edwin hardiman worked with roundup for years before developing non hodgkins lymphoma and see that's the problem though that's the problem is not just round up the ball here it's also working working at a job is bad for your health it's terrible if you had been working he would be fine right now congresswoman alexandria ocasio cortez said recently we should not be haunted by the specter of being automated out of work we should be excited by that but the reason we're not excited is because we live in a society where if you don't have a job you are left to die a very very bad thing that is what she talks the third read. all of american politics you know composing the ideal

that working or dissolve until we collapse into a heap at the end of our life might not be the meaning of life. you can't say that as an american politician you can still cause others or you can send a people should die because they can't afford health care but you can't question analysts weren't you can say that people in other countries are dumb and but you can't question analyze weren't you can say that we should be surveilled that there is no right to privacy that bombing innocent civilians is ok but you can't question their lives why are you going to lock your dog in a cage on the top of your car and drive down on highway for three hours you can see actually are asked numerous women you can blurt out races and have a history of war crimes all of that totally rad but i just can't question i love work thank you. america. your work at a job you hate every day to be able to afford

a vacation from the job you hate. you know we have to fight automation because this system right now is perfect it's a system built on the idea that will do anything for money i mean not me i have the utmost integrity and on an unrelated note i highly recommend. coal. is the only way to power this planet also makes for a great snack. thank god. thanks like impending extinction it really does when you got a good record i've got the gun was thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you good courage i did what you are god yes i guess i'll still thank.

you. i think it's an outstanding person because he took on the most powerful agency in any form you'll be to stage if you look at. mark was the day that when he was. going to. take for the first time i noticed something. pretty much when i first started the corruption in palm beach county. and the wink. we've had. in this county.

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of. there are full support of what it would explain if. you believe. that you should you do like to be smeared. with someone to believe as we've. told you believe. there is you know a christian foundation or and see after is the nation's largest public charity that gives money to christian organizations but

a look at some of the groups receiving donations from them seems to reveal that n.c.f. doesn't care much for the part of the bible that says love thy neighbor as thyself for more on this we go to our senior sacrilegious correspondent now let me. tell you it sounds like it's as advanced as donating to some gnarly groups here and they hold a lot of power right here and being that they're the eighth largest public charity there making that that much harder for my charity the national christian bale foundation. in complexity. what kind of charitable causes are you promoting what do you mean this charity is beautiful face look at it the way to that and other group needs to work on their giving strategy here ok well we can do a hell of a lot better than the national christian foundations all we have to do is not give tens of thousands of dollars to hate groups like the david horowitz freedom center

whose founder called muslims islamic nazis and then hire an anti muslim bigot robert spencer who according to the council on american islamic relations operates the blog jihad watch which depicts islam as an inherently violent faith a man who went on a killing spree in norway back in two thousand and eleven cited spencer's blog sixty four times in his manifesto so with groups like that you have to ask yourself . would christian bale have a blog. or even a movie characters he played wouldn't have a jihad watch plot not batman not that boxer in the fighter not dick cheney. dick cheney would definitely do that but not the others so the national grist of others is donating to groups who inspire people to do hateful things call me crazy but some of the little un-christian leave the n.c.f. is just following what's actually the motto for the national christian bale

foundation which is christian in name not in practice. especially since in c. after nations. muslim and anti immigrant groups rose to over nineteen million dollars in twenty seventeen plus the n.c. offers a donor advised fund which means a person can make an account with and see out then ask them to give their money to whatever groups they want and clients don't have to donor advised funds anonymously so even the i.r.s. won't know their identities that way they can hide their donation the same way i hide from group photos and imagine dragons concert. which to be honest is understandable because in both cases if we're found out we'll be ridiculed for the rest of our lives. well these donors should be ridiculed ridiculed i mean given how many islamic charities and muslim n.g.o.s live in fear that they'll be accused of having ties to terrorism all while a christian organization doles out millions to groups that think gay people and muslims are solved human and should exist not every charity is so deceptive there's

one called the amalgamated foundation which actually launched the hate is not charitable campaign and march in response to n.c. i've still nations and they have a group of twenty foundations who make sure they aren't funding divisive groups like people who think ben affleck was the best batman. not the flag for hate speech. ok all right thank you back to the news that i'm sure it'll be only good news coming from the world famous chocolatiers that bring more tears than chocolate redacted correspondent only carafano brings us the raging controversy. cancelling the largest food company in the world is under fire for a brand of water it owns it turns out poland spring is not from natural springs nor

from any springs nor from the poland spring of maine nor from poland poland that would be now. you know what it would probably be more offensive if i attempted to pronounce it no one drop of poland spring water actually qualifies as spring water a class action lawsuit says. bring speaks for herself in this sad i don't. come from street. tree. one percent. on the one hand that is authentic because if water could talk she would obviously sound like a phone sex operator gasping for air what are the words of the plaintiffs she's actually a colossal. perpetrated against american consumers one hundred percent. so what is in every bottle is it the nestlings piss

well close it's actually common ground water that has been illegally mislabeled in order to reap massive sales. water. i think i could make it sound refreshing if i just say with enough wind. ground water. from the ground go outside and look at a pastor of animals grazing. now think about that. spokespeople from nestle claim the f.d.a. state and federal officials already approved the sale of the water as spring water the lawsuit says the company built and maintained six phony manmade springs to comply with the law regulators got suspicious when nestle's employees started to congregate by the spring to talk about last night's episode of orange is the new

black derivative as usual is poland spring the same as your sink water no it's worse one or more. or of the company's wells are near a present or former human waste dump landfill or similar site. for. one hundred. brown border. you. get over water source here. what's more disturbing is that nestle has forty nine separate brands of bottled water in thirty four countries and the company has been accused in the past of going to weak regions and buying water sources for next to nothing. is growing over where the world's top bottled water or to search gets it supplies nestle collects millions of gallons

a year from springs in southern california an area that's actually prone to drought well this was all legal as nestle adhered to my age then in michigan many say nestle is partially to blame for the food crisis where water is on drink nestle pumps one hundred thirty billion gallons a year of water nearby but it does pay the state of michigan two hundred dollars per year for that water allstream c.e.o. who wants to control all of the world's water comforted us in his native german that water should not be a human right there is a cost of everything even the slave labor nestle faces lawsuits for using to source its cocoa the company said slavery reporting requirements could cost customers breaking news not using slavery will cost more money for you not for nestle.

to thank you drink this coffee this is naomi caravan and reporting from nestle headquarters. tonight. you know you're probably due to your in july you'll learn pentagon pressuring congress for extra ten billion dollars to build a high tech pit to hold all their money. and in three days. finally after fifty values a local man successfully digs self out of his job. and now that was kind of a sad laugh i like that. i hear you by one week from now. after losing court battle bear exact point to all of run of good work clearing world of butterflies in beaver airport that george jones didn't get very attached my fair. share.

yet there he. came here where did you work before you came here when you live well death row in many us states capital punishment is still practiced convicted prisoners can spend he is waiting for execution but most of the time the victims' families they are very much in favor of the death penalty there are some people because of what they did have given up the right to live among us somebody even proven innocent of two years on death row and how many more exonerations is it going to take before we as a society realize that this is not working and we actually do something about. u.s. veterans who come back and we were killing civilians they were not interested in

the well being of their own soldiers either they're already several generations of them so i just got this memo from the surgery defense's office says we're going to attack and destroy the government and seven countries in five years americans pay for the walls with them money those with their lives if we were willing to go into harm's way and willing to risk being killed for a war and surely we can risk some discomfort for an easy. another division opens up in the us this time over julian assange some rights groups and even

a twenty twenty eight presidential contender offering their support others though demanding a swift extradition and the trial of the now of mr whistleblower. we are going back to united states as quickly as possible we hope mr response which was the message that we're getting that the american people are getting by what's happened here today is you know be quiet toed the line otherwise there will be consequences approves arms exports to saudi arabia despite having a bad in place that's according to german media reports. and a broad.