it. sounds like a super lame millipede you met at a party at military over there you didn't count if i hear one more capital gains tax joe i'm going to kill myself. so let's just go along with organized human murder machine shall i ten months ago i covered how twenty one trillion dollars had gone unaccounted for at the pentagon over the past twenty years don't try to think about the number twenty one trillion because you'll pass out and hit your head on a desk ok if your salary is forty thousand dollars a year in order to earn a twenty one trillion it would take you five hundred and twenty five million years . at which point you can even enjoy the new jet ski you bought because you're a brain in a jar. since i last brought you that report there has been a little more coverage of it the nation magazine did an article for and did another article in just a few weeks ago and that tell you wrote about it in-depth in rolling stone then in

a few a few months ago i brought you another report about the huge number of whistleblowers who have been retaliated against at the pentagon according to the government accountability office the g.a.o. but you already know this i've covered it before so why am i bringing it up again well now the g.a.o. has come out with a new report showing the total number of whistleblower complaints over the past five years at the department of defense sorry organized human murder machine and it's nearly of thousands. oh i'm sorry pearlie the wrong it's ten thousand whistleblowers come what what i'm trying to do what oh oh. nearly all hundred thousand come on that's just stupid is that is this robbie robbie you know you got numbers did you do it but man i swear to god show me show me day show me to put up the quote from the government accountability office put it up that if you're so sure robbie god or somebody i don't know how do you put on the

cover. story go to cynically the department of defense inspector general identified eight substantiated violations of whistleblower confidentiality between fiscal years twenty thirteen and twenty eighteen representing approximately zero point zero one percent of the ninety five thousand six hundred thirteen contacts handled by the inspector general during that time ninety five thousand over five years yes i know you were right so if we have a shortage of. this thing is the government accountability office was trying to brag in that sense they were like yeah we only breach the confidentiality of point zero one percent of our ninety five thousand whistleblower give blades are only heroes. but of course everyone just walks away or ninety five and that's like saying hey man of the ten thousand dolphins killed not a single one has accidently been

a human. well i'm glad to hear that but you killed ten thousand dolphins to try to get the ninety five thousand number to make a little sense the averages that averages out to a whistle blower every six minutes of every business day for five straight years that waiting room must be insane all right must be busier than ben and jerry's on free cone and. by the way don't ask for the cone first because you will spill it. but maybe this number shouldn't be that shocking when you have twenty one trillion dollars of unaccounted for adjustments it means a lot of money parts pieces and devices are for. around without any accountability likely creating loads of fraud which would probably create loads of whistleblowers for example there's a time in two thousand and three the u.s. sent twelve billion dollars in cash to iraq and watched it vanish nearly two

hundred eighty one million one hundred dollars bills waiting three hundred sixty three tons of. things that whistleblowers might have come forward. to say due to use of blocks of cash to squash mice at the air force base is that normal or is that weird. or here's another example of journalist david de graw highlights from the government accountability report according to a department of defense official during an initial audit the army found thirty nine blackhawk helicopters that had not been recorded in the property system eight hundred nineteen million dollars in value similarly the air force identified four hundred seventy eight buildings and structures twelve installations that were not in the real property is just a mess the army lost and then found thirty nine helicopters. the air force lost and then found four hundred seventy eight buildings ready to lose

a goddamn building are they moving that fast did you have trouble keeping track of how quickly they were running unless you just had a bad break up with david copperfield there is no act what price. do it it must suck to divorce david copperfield do you think you're going to take the house. white house. yeah yeah i know the kids were in there i know don't worry everyone i've made disappear has come back by seventy percent of the time. you see this madness stems from the fact that the pentagon has its standard operating procedure of simply making up numbers to fill their books. which for normal human beings is termed fraud. here's from a twenty thirteen a renter reuters a ford linda woodford spent the last fifteen years of her career inserting phony numbers in the department of defense's accounts would for and her

colleagues were told by superiors to take unsubstantiated change actions in other words enter false numbers commonly called plugs to make the navy's totals match the treasury's no fair if not lying to the american involvement is just unsubstantiated change action. try that on your next tax return put in ten thousand dollars of unsubstantiated change actions i'm sure they'll love that. so the sum this up the pentagon gets fifty five percent of all the discretionary tax money we pay to our government fifty five percent they have no idea of where or how it's spent they make up the numbers resulting in tens of trillions of dollars of unaccounted for adjustments they lose helicopters buildings and in a few instances i'm not kidding even nuclear warheads proof what nuclear war. there is loads of fraud and corruption at every level and thousands of

whistleblowers have tried to come forward every single one of the six minutes when they do over ninety percent of them are dismissed without even being investigated and i can't believe we're seeing this much corruption from our organized human murder machine all right you know was ok. thank you thank you thank thank you thank you thank you for it was a trillion dollars a year of taxpayer money and would be the department of on authorized highly secretive your company requires it is it about the fish yet.

don't. come on they can only take the news from behind we start off with the snowden the massive trove of top secret documents that edward snowden leaked in two thousand and thirteen it revealed to all of us that the n.s.a. is watching all of us the intercept is the only outlet with the full archive and they have done some wonderful reporting on that information in fact given the run of blogs given is a rather was a. was. in the boldest move of all they have decided to stop that reporting just yes the intercept has shuttered the snowden archive no more well that's ok they've already reported on ten percent of the documents and those ten percent prove that we live in a dystopian horror show in which we're all suspects held at the whim of a terrifying and all encompassing anonymous surveillance state so i'm sure the other ninety percent is probably positive stuff. or meaningless notes on whether

the mass hall had chicken pot pie on tuesdays you know well i guess this means there's only one choice edward snowden you need to sneak back into the n.s.a. so you can really good documents this time to someone better. yet because you're right come on snowden show some bravery for once they intercept has said they can't keep reporting on the snowden archive because of the cost tell me about it reporting on. all this. and then. the last time. they said probably the same reason the mainstream. hasn't reported on the fact this israel's largest banks had to pay over one billion dollars in fines for u.s. tax evasions keenness book in order to show full respect to another country's cultures and customs you try to behave in the same way they do so that's all the israeli

banks were doing they looked at our culture and they were way better commit some tax fraud. on a huge scale. or else you'll see a group. you know you go to an asian household you take off your shoes you come to america you commit tax fraud. be impolite. i mean i mean you've got to feel bad for the big banks they're trying to cling on but they serve no purpose except to exploit people most of their profits come from government subsidies aka welfare so they're only dominant until the masses of average people realize the truth and move their money elsewhere big. axon tiger mart all right it used to be you were on the road we would all be you know we all bought our coffee there until we found out there were other places to buy coffee that didn't taste like the inside of a carburetor. it's also the same for a dirty fuel like coal you know we keep using it because we haven't realized

there's something else to use so a new report shows about three quarters of power produced by the nation's remaining coal plants is more expensive for american households than renewables including wind solar and hydro power come on we want to push willow blowing in the reviews. and hydro power water we dikes holding back the water all over the world. then solar wind away flaming hot sun is getting power from nuclear fusion no we are big tough men or women or non-binary and we get on. powered by digging into the earth and burning the rocks from the cold war until the c o two stuff i had thought i'd have. a strong they did the right thing well. it makes perfect sense to keep

using the unsustainable more expensive more dangerous extinction causing fuel rather than the cheaper sustainable unlimited readily available fuel right and a perfect sense i mean to say the coal industry is very powerful. and although we don't have show sponsors here it rejected tonight big call has agreed to pay us a lot of money if we give them a product placement but we would never do that here hold on this my desk is a little dirty here i don't know what happens with this. world all right. well yeah round up. that's my choice anytime i want to get cancer. in fact if you go around might be lying about how great it is giving you cancer this week a u.s. jury says a bear must pay eighty million dollars to

a man who got cancer from ground up and that is just one of thousands over the similar lawsuits going through the courts right now bare bought monsanto like last year because they were in the market for billions of dollars of litigation and. monsanto was willing to sell to bear because their brand likability ranked just below the bog of eternal stench. actually looks like round up done and. the plaintiffs in the suit edwin hardiman worked with roundup for years before developing non hodgkins lymphoma and see that's the problem though that's the problem it's not just round up the ball here it's also working working at a job is bad for your health that's terrible. if he had been working he would be fine right now congresswoman alexandria ocasio cortez said recently we should not be haunted by the specter of being automated out of work we should be excited by that but the reason we're not excited is because we live in

a society where if you don't have a job you are left to die. thank god thank the good of all she talks the third rail of american politics you know composing the ideal that working our dissolve until we collapse into a heap at the end of our life might not be the meaning of life. you can't say that as an american politician you can cause others or you can send a people should die because they can't afford health care but you can't question analysts weren't you can say that people in other countries are dumb and but you can't question analyze weren't you can say that we should be surveilled that there is no right to privacy that bombing innocent civilians is ok but you can't question their lies why are you going to lock your dog in a cage on the top of your car and drive down on the way for three hours you can see actually are asked numerous women you can blurt out raises and have a history of war crimes all of that totally rad but i just can't question i love

one thank you. american way your work at a job yet every day to be able to afford a vacation from the job you hate. you know we have to fight automation because this system right now is perfect it's a system built on the idea that won't do anything for money i mean not me i have the utmost integrity and on an unrelated note i highly recommend coal. is the only way to power this planet also meg. for a great snack. was thanks. for your time to give thanks for the road out when you go away right i've got the dutch thank you thank

you richard but i'm tired. of trying to coach old i want to thank you. thank you. it's an outstanding person because he took on the most powerful agency in the county and you'll be to stay if you look at it. mark was the day that when he was. critically the first time i noticed something was. pretty much when i first started. in palm beach county. the wing.

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money to christian organizations but a look at some of the groups receiving donations from them seems to reveal that n.c.f. doesn't care much for the part of the bible that says love thy neighbor as thyself for more on this we go to our senior sacrilegious correspondent now let me yes. really it sounds like a it sounds like the n.c.f. is donating to some gnarly groups here and they hold a lot of power right here and being that they're the eighth largest public charity there making that that much harder for my charity the national christian bale foundation. in complicity. what kind of charitable causes he promoting what do you mean this charity is this beautiful face look at it to donate to that and i think you really need to work on their giving strategy here ok well we can do a hell of a lot better than the national christian foundations all we have to do is not give

tens of thousands of dollars to hate groups like the david horowitz freedom center whose founder called muslims islamic nazis and then hire an anti muslim bigot robert spencer who according to the council on american islamic relief. operates the blog jihad watch which depicts islam as an inherently violent faith a man who went on a killing spree in norway back in two thousand and eleven cited spencer's blog sixty four times in his manifesto so with groups like that you have to ask yourself would christian bale have a blog. or even a movie character as he played wouldn't have a jihad watch plot not batman not that boxer in the fighter not dick cheney. dick cheney would definitely do that but not the others so the national greatest of others is donating to groups who inspire people to do hateful things call me crazy

but some of the little un-christian leave it leave the n.c.f. is just following what's actually the motto for the national christian bale foundation which is christian in name not in practice. especially since in c. after nations. muslim and anti immigrant groups rose to over nineteen million dollars and twenty seventeen plus the n.c.a. up as a donor advised fund which means a person can make an account with and see out then ask them to give their money to whatever groups they want and clients don't have to donor advised funds anonymously so even the i.r.s. won't know their identities that way they can hide their donation the same way i hide from group photos and imagine dragons concert. which to be honest is understandable because in both cases if we're found out we'll be ridiculed for the rest of our lives. well these donors should be ridiculed ridiculed i mean given how many islamic charities and muslim n.g.o.s live in fear that they'll be accused of having ties to terrorism all while

a christian organization doles out millions to groups that think gay people and muslims are solved human and should exist not every charity is so deceptive there's one called the amalgamated foundation which actually launched the hate is not charitable campaign and marched in response there and see what's the name. and they have a group of twenty foundations who make sure they aren't funding divisive groups like people who think ben affleck was the best batman. was not the flag for hate speech yesterday. there were a few more years back in the days that i'm sure it'll be only good news coming from the world famous chocolate cheers that bring more tears than a chocolate redacted correspondent only carafano brings us to the raging controversy. cancelling the largest food company in the world is under fire for

a brand of water it owns it turns out poland spring is not from natural springs nor from any springs nor from the poland spring of maine nor from poland poland that would be now. you know what it would probably be more offensive if i attempted to pronounce it no one drop of poland spring water actually qualifies as spring water a class action lawsuit says. bring speaks for herself in this sad i don't. come from street. troll. one percent. on the one hand that is authentic because if water could talk she would obviously sound like a phone sex operator gasping for air what are the words of the plaintiffs she's actually a colossal. perpetrated against american consumers one hundred

percent. so what is in every bottle is it the nestlings piss well close it's actually common ground water that has been illegally mislabeled in order to reap massive sales. water. i think i could make it sound refreshing if i just say with enough wind. ground water. from the ground go outside and look at a pastor of animals grazing. now think about that. spokespeople from nestle claim the f.d.a. state and federal officials already approved the sale of the water as spring water the lawsuit says the company built and maintained six phony manmade springs to comply with the law regulators got suspicious when nestle's employees started to

congregate by the spring to talk about last night's episode of orange is the new black derivative as usual is poland spring the same as your sink water no it's worse one. or more of the company's wells are near a present or former human waste dump landfill or similar site. for. one who. wore the. bird you know from water source here. what's more disturbing is that nestle has forty nine separate brands of bottled water in thirty four countries and the company has been accused in the past of going to weak regions and buying water sources for next to nothing. is growing

over where the world's top bottled water or to search gets it supplies nestle collects millions of gallons a year from springs in southern california an area that's actually prone to drought well this was all legal as nestle adhered to my age old legal principle of fine just keep the patent pending then in michigan many say nestle is pending then in michigan many say nestle is partially to blame for the food crisis where water is undrinkable nestle pumps one hundred thirty billion gallons a year of water nearby but it does pay the state of michigan two hundred dollars oh year for that water the austrian c.e.o. who wants to control all of the world's water comforted us in his native german that water should not be a human right there's a cost to everything even the slave labor nestle faces lawsuits for using to source its cocoa the company said slavery reporting requirements could cost customers

breaking news not using slavery will cost more money for you not for nestle. to thank you drink this cough. this is naomi carr running reporting from nestle headquarters. tonight. from the future in july you'll learn pentagon press are in congress for extra ten billion dollars to build a high tech pit to hold all their money. and in three days. finally after fifty values a local man successfully digs self out of his job. and now i was kind of a sad laugh i like that. i hear you finally one week from now.

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publisher for the folks. there but will support school board if you put explain up to this please if you believe. she should in the life of this mirror . oh you. post someone you know. as. well if you believe eighty. six guys or financial survival go. on customers go buy your reduced price. then else well reduce some lower. that's undercutting that what's good market for the global economy. u.s. veterans who come back from war often tell the same stories. were going after the

people who were killing civilians they were not interested in the wellbeing of their own soldiers either they're already several generations of them so i just got this memo from the circular defenses officer says we're going to attack and destroy the government and seven countries in five years americans pay for the wars with their money others with their lives if we were willing to go into harm's way and willing to risk being killed for a war then surely we can risk some discomfort or uneasiness for. julian assange as charged in the u.s. with can see.