ah. ah ok ok. this is the comedy show where americans in america covering american news are called foreign agents there was buzz it makes sense that if you get a call comedians foreign agents then you might as well call journalists and publishers criminals as you know julian a son has been arrested and is now locked away in british custody the us government wants act through diet him for the crime of revealing our crimes so the good crime of showing people are crimes yeah and you have to admit that is a pretty thing for julian to do come on and just let us kill a few hundred thousand innocent people without you all going about it let us torture some fog sculpey a narc. so were the sons on the verge of being

shipped here to be tortured now is a good time to go through all of the incredibly important revelations from wiki leaks let's start with the most famous one the collateral murder video showing us u.s. air crew gunning down a rocky civilians they murdered between twelve and eighteen innocent people and you can hear in the video they were having all ball doing it they were loving it and two of the people they murdered were reuters journalists so you would think maybe you were writers although all the media are lags maybe reuters would prize their head from the exe and fight for a songes freedom but no their head is firmly planted in their eyes like a like a bi script like joe biden's hand on the young girl shoulder all right it is on there on that. zero people have been arrested for the collateral murders yet julian assange has been arrested for review. wing them moving on wiki leaks brought us to

guantanamo bay procedures showing that many of the prisoners were completely innocent and that some were hidden from red cross officials because you know when you're torturing innocent people you i don't want to do it in peace and quiet away from the away from the prying eyes it's very easy to get distracted and then you lose your place and then you've got to start all over ok none of the soldiers torturing innocent people or get mole have been arrested for it yet julian assange has for revealing it wiki leaks also came out with the secret bibles of scientology which showed that illions around the world. inside of us. give us indigestion or something i can't remember anyway but no one has ever been arrested for perpetrating that nutbag called yet julian assange has for revealing it next up to bat and dissent in china wiki leaks posted videos of dissidents fighting back which were not allowed to be viewed in china and in case you forgot

wiki leaks does not only open up the truth about the u.s. it is brought transparency around the world they were revealed the peru or you'll scandal and that russia was spying on their citizens cell phones and the men report on toxic dumping in africa and the syrian file showing the inner workings of the syrian government and wiki leaks showed us a secret australian supreme court gag order that stopped the australian press from reporting on a huge bribery scandal that involved the central bank and international leaders this might be why a son is hated by governments around the world you know as much as they may like some transparency from other countries they don't want their own particular pile of on full display. it's kind of like when we laugh heartily after a celebrity has like a photo published in the tabloids but at the same time none of us were. and photos

of us all over the web i no i don't because i'm a lady. no sir as far as i know none of the political figures involved in all those scandals have gone to prison for them yet julian assange has for revealing them there was also the iraq war logs hundreds of thousands of documents relating to america's illegal invasion of iraq which we called a war but i think a war has to have two sides right there have to be two sides in this case there was really just the one in iraq's elite republican guard turned out to be three guys in a donkey ok and the donkey didn't even have good aim so. far as i can tell no one committing the war crimes evidence in the iraq war logs has been locked up for them yet julian assange has for revealing them weekly showed us the highly secretive children birth group meeting reports the builder group is made up of

incredibly powerful men and women getting together and deciding how to rule over all of us unwashed masses while sitting on thrones made from the bones of the babies of the nonbelievers. the builder bird group are often accused of being lizard people but really they're just regular old sociopaths so with like lizard skin that they purchased from a plastic surgeon in malibu for like a half million dollars. it's a lot less and a lot more gross. i don't think anyone from the builder for a group is being tortured in solitary confinement right now yet julian the sun is for revealing who they are the forest plays a bank tax avoidance scheme that netted barclays one billion pounds a year while they were ordered to pay five hundred million in lost taxes no one was arrested for that daft from citizens joining the signs was for revealing it the afghan war diaries which consist. of ninety two thousand documents related to our

destruction of afghanistan a detailed friendly fire incidents and civilian casualties it showed that when reporting their own activities u.s. units were inclined or are inclined to classify civilian kills as insurgent kills downplay the number of people killed or otherwise make excuses for themselves this guy would just kill the surgeon how do you know because we kill them why do we kill them because he's an insurgent how do you know because we kill them this is the order that. it just goes. so far to wage again not knowing what it was and then ok brad are waging it for ever just because this is the war that. goes on everybody now. be able to know what i was going to. i am

unaware of anyone you know that you know that i'm unaware of anyone locked away for these war crimes yeah i join a songes for revealing them wiki leaks also on bail hundreds of thousands of u.s. state department cables the children more clearly than ever how our secretive government rules their empire with little or no input from the american people the cables revealed secretary of state hillary clinton ordering diplomats to spy on french british russian and chinese delegations at the u.n. security council it also showed arab nations urging the u.s. to strike iran and much more are ruling elite of course view this is a massive breach of national security that's understandable but that world view only comes into play if you think the elites are the only ones who should know how our nation is run look at the exact right we're going to take a look at take a look at it take the chance they can. look at it now tell me you want the ruling

elite to be the only ones to know what is going on or look at. the concept of hard cover meant was that those. polls would be accountable i tell you and tell me to the workers and the number of korans just now the single moms in the floppers at the porn said we're still vote based on our knowledge of how our government is functioning but if all our representatives are secretly perform at least yalit in a basement somewhere and that fact is considered top secret for national security purposes we are really in a foreign populous now are way. right. so for all that was unveiled in the state department cables no one has been locked up julian assigned has for revealing it the stratfor e-mails this was millions of

emails that showed how private intelligence agency was used by its us corporate and government clients to target activists and protesters no one is stratfor locked away but joining a stunt is revealing it then there's the trade deals t p p t's a t tip all three amount to one of the largest attempts at corporate takeover ever conceived all three were more secretive than the ending of game of thrones all right they were decided in private by government leaders and corporate lawyers and lobbyist the only organization to show us some of these documents before they were made into law with wiki leaks wiki leaks made us away or of the corporate restraints that were about to be placed on us and that's what allowed activist to pressure trump to pull out of the t.p. pig know one of those corporate goons are imprisoned for their attempted power grab but really the songes prove willing it. then there's the d.n.c.

emails and the predestiny e-mails explain for those of you who have been living in a cave that itself is inside a yellow and blue make scream still top or wear a container the d.n.c. e-mail showed us just how rigged the democratic primaries really are they proved media financial and organizational rigging in favor of the hillary campaign they even they even show that obama's entire first term cabinet was selected by citibank citibank i'd rather have his cabinet decided by the pascua thing out of darth vader's face or vince mcmahon or. whatever election integrity movement there is right now owes a lot to those revelations by wiki leaks after being brought to court over this by the way the d.n.c. lawyers admit it the d.n.c. has no obligation to have a or primary elections it's their right to rhythm but don't try to get angry over this because if you do the cia has ways to up your life in twenty seven c.

wiki leaks posted a trove of cia documents called vault seven it detailed their capabilities including remotely taken over cars smart t.v.'s web browsers and smartphones. and after i read that i was like. i'm going full amish one hundred percent. lead status to pack my butter churn our ice good luck or they're going to use backdoor software to get inside my rustic wooden boat stall. and even if they could i get a listen of conversation about how maybe bob dylan for all read up original. muslim owner are. so is anybody at the cia chained up are violating our privacy in every way they could come up with know what julia songe is for revealing it wiki leaks has helped create. around the world like the arab spring and occupy and don't forget it first wiki leaks in a songe were celebrated for it by the mainstream outlets in two thousand and eleven

amnesty international held wiki leaks as one of the arab spring catalyst the guardian wrote the year twenty ten may well be remembered as a watershed year when activists and journalists use new technology to speak truth to power and in so doing pushed for greater respect for human rights it is also the year when repressive governments face the real possibility that their days were numbered so why did so many outlets and people turn against a songe and wiki leaks because it turned out he wasn't only revealing pressures of arab regimes he was also revealing us back to coups and war crimes around the world he exposed the criminality in villainy of the american ruling elite a son has been nominated for multiple nobel peace prizes and nearly every respected media outlet around the globe has done some reporting at some point based on source material from wiki leaks you know after all this and after seven years in captivity

the man who laid bare these criminals and show each one of us our chains he and others who helped them reveal the truth or the only ones and loosely. punished put on right through and still. but i am not here to tell you to stand up for freedom of speech and freedom of information take a load off. you should not do that i am and what ever you do don't print out flyers like you then us post them. to not. start a little some gardening piece and why it's all right and do not go to twitter dot com slash lee camp where you'll find a link for this flyer and then print out that thousands or perhaps millions and then post them around town you can post it on people's faces it doesn't matter all over the internet do not do that and finally definitely don't print out

a giant poster right there. tell. terrible thing to do instead journalism rest in peace how do you feel like a big. assets on their books or if they're referring to bonds at the price of one hundred cents on the dollar but don't have a sale value in the market greater than maybe one penny on the dollar so again this departure dorian gray economy all these assets on the central bank balance sheets

if you add them all up i think the central banks have something like fifty to fifty five trillion dollars of what they call assets that might be worth. no collateral value that's what they're worth. that's a fight. trump said many times that you know we got there are advantages you know with this approach recently in the mission of jerusalem as their capital. he said that there would be something things that israel will not like either so this is why i think that other students should come with opening the minds to the to the negotiations. tax day was this past monday in many major american corporations paid absolutely nothing but what makes me even angrier is that i couldn't did doctor the zen

meditation retreat i went on so i could deal with hearing about i guess. various courses or senior taxing person to be around only harrowing. naomi i would say that. you literally are still doing your taxes as a was i was going on her family i filed in the wrong country i heard this place was tax free but apparently you have to live there i'm not going to freakin lukes them burg imagine that i can i'm flying as the looks the borg watches so i think that is right but ok yes of course not so sixty of the fortune five hundred corporations did not pay taxes this year and that's more than twice as many as last year thanks to the president's tax cuts and jobs act what he calls the cut cut cut act don't you love the branding oh no cut cut cut that i'll explain the cut cut.

cut. lowered the corporate tax rate from thirty five to twenty one percent no one ever paid the thirty five percent anyways thanks to tax havens like luke some bergen other loopholes so not only did companies like chevron and corps pay nothing the government now owns them money i.b.m. out of tax free of negative sixty eight percent and received a three hundred forty two million dollars tax refund three hundred forty two million dollar refund yes and i.b.m. had revenues of seventy nine billion dollars this year they must have cooked their books in a crock pot. or for a crack point perhaps but so what will shoulder the dark spurt in make up for all these massive giveaways people of course see corporations are people too except when it comes to paying taxes amazon is mostly robots anyways and the robots are

desperate to keep their drums from humans trying to take them. at an amazon warehouse in new jersey a robot attacked two workers with a can of bear with me. an automated machine like this one used by amazon to move merchandise accidentally post jeered a can of beer repellent if you read. everything and you know. what. i can tell whose side amazon will take in the impending robot wars they didn't even punish that robot. and those employees who had to breathe in better maze they pay more in taxes than the company they work at when you put it makes it sound unfair but maybe you should listen to amazon side of the story. the chap chop chop backed expanded specific tax loopholes like the excel read

depreciation loophole basically machines get oh. then are no longer appreciated. that's also how delta walked away with a negative four percent tax rate there planes where alan have to be put in jet retirement homes. i go visit the old aircraft sometimes and sing to them so. basically machines have a more comfortable retirement than humans lee whose side are he won in the robot wars. i'm with. boobies. that was imposed the same bro but this machine is still limited. amazon also took advantage of the expanded tax breaks specifically for stock options for executives stock options for executives deduction when they just call it charity for the rich well whatever your opinion of amazon prime's the marvelous

miss main goal is to gather your tax dollars are paying for the period costumes. this year corporations raked in a net tax rebate of four point three billion dollars and this will raise the deficit to a trillion by two thousand and twenty two even netflix walked away with a twenty two million dollar refund which still won't make up for the fact that entire villages share a password. these cut cards are gonna make average americans think the tax system is meant to crush them even more well then they really understand the system. very distracting like to pay in taxes or corporations deciding how many regulations they would like to have for more on this we go to that we do.

box guarding the hen house has been pretty popular lately and until recently i had to be reminded we're talking about the animal box because anyone could have told you we've already let a fox guard decent journalism for decades. and he ate it except that phrase has become much more relevant nowadays since trump is about to make the pork industry responsible for inspecting itself the u.s.d.a. wants to modernize the industry by speeding up slaughter lines and replacing federal inspectors who checked for tainted meat with plant workers which. is like a bad idea but honestly i don't know why everyone's freaking out so much any responsible person believes in the power of self regulation like me i know that i can have no more than one glass of wine before goes off the rails.

like i said earlier i can only have four glasses of wine before goes off the rails. by ten hour how much your rails. to my blame. where. it is this is john paul why yes. do so why here oh no. ok now i worry for those poor plants might not be in the best hands. mostly because the u.s.d.a. already tried a version of what they're proposing and just like my sobriety it didn't work out

the u.s.d.a. is basing their proposal on a pilot study where they reduced the number of federal inspectors at five slaughterhouses these five accounted for only point eight percent of over six hundred u.s.d.a. inspected hog plants yet of the top ten u.s. hog plants earning the most food safety and animal welfare citations in the period of fiscal years two thousand and eight to twenty eleven three were rolled in the pilot program by far the most cited slaughterhouse in the united states over that period was a pilot plant so the u.s.d.a. knew this idea wouldn't be safe but they went full steam ahead anyway. well it wouldn't be america if we didn't do something based on bad intelligence that ruin people's lives. if you don't think that's true then you probably think in their schools w.m.c. are internet slang for a white man dancing. although not going to lie do you have

a google alert for that in my phone that's just some glasses are in fact edible slaughterhouses are probably will last industry that needs less oversight and a faster operation according to the bureau of labor statistics meatpacking workers are injured at rates that are more than two point four times higher than the national average for all industries and pigs slaughterhouse juggernauts like smithfield foods have come under fire for inhumane practices such as creating female pigs and spaces a practice smithfield foods claim. they ended a decade earlier plus after hurricane florence devastated parts of north carolina literally drowning pigs in their own smithfield is how the rest of the country learned that the predominant method of handling hog waste in north carolina is collecting get an open air pits that are emptied by spraying liquid excrement on

farm fields which then waft over an entire town imagine potty training your two year old and fertilizing your neighborhood with his poop. or if you're from new jersey just imagine in the allegedly potty trained adult man doing the same thing people are now calling him the super intendant to monmouth county superintendent is busted for desiccated on or near another school district's track and field oh. i should probably change it to white man def acadian now. but if acting on bad intelligence is uniquely american then so i was expecting corporations to police themselves when they have no intention of doing so after oh we're doing it now for nuclear power plants oil rigs and most recently our planes when after to boeing seven thirty seven max planes crashed killing everyone on board it was found on the

f.a.a. allowed boeing to handle much of the safety certification process and congress supported doing so our government is so used to handing over responsibility to companies beholden to profit that the us was the last country to ground the plane which convinces me that the only thing that what a recall these planes faster as if they were made out of romaine lettuce. because it only took a few people getting to make a cancel salad as if it was louis c.k. and showed it to other people who can say. but to be honest eating more of vegetables like lettuce and less meat is what everyone should be doing animal agriculture in the literal. rounding them release an insane amount of bad thing that fuels the very greenhouse gases causing climate catastrophe but us theory's decision to kill animals faster and make us sicker shows yet again that when it

comes to making money at the expense of our safety there is no bottom. and if we're going to fight this them there should at least be no bottom to this. come on come on ok i need at least a few drops of forget i heard the word pooper intendant was reporting from the u.s.d.a. natalie mcgill redacted tonight thank you was my free weekly podcast thousand and thirteen you know how i do it thank you thank you were thank you. my body told me. i belong with the poor but my thoughts my mind was.

along with the girls. to be of any particular. person's doctor. i was born a male had a sex change when i was thirty years old. i've now been living as a woman for twenty eight years and i fully recreate this. problem should have gone away from by now but they hadn't so these surgeries are nothing more than plastic surgery i've had several female to male friends and you look at it and you just go oh god you paid for that it's horrible nobody can change genders it's impossible. is delusional it's a mental illness. this isn't one of my confession from my flesh she shall be called woman because she was teaching me.

even. as i live here is yourself in. need no. need to. be you know. we have many things in this world this is it you know. why some peoples also take our things all the power just for themselves.

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