thank you thank you. thank. the trump and ministration is on an offensive around the globe as a candidate trump called out neo cons for supporting american military adventures now many of them work for the president in this administration the very idea of diplomacy is absent it relies upon threats. so welcome and rejected in the comedy show were americans in america covering american news called foreign agents welcome to the sexy time version of redacted the night i got rid of the audience of you and me could be alone it's just you and

me baby now as you can tell i only have half a voice which is why we don't have an audience we weren't even sure we were going to tape a show but you know what the show must go on there's a lot of important news sell we're going to get through it like this good good glad you glad you're in it with me it's been over a week since the moller report came out and a lot of us thought that after it showed most of the mainstream media had been packed full of for two years they might back off and focus on oh i don't know the other hundred ways trump is corrupt rather than sticking with a cold war era conspiracy theory but nope they are good to this lie so i want to show you a little of m s n b c s morning joe and how they continue to deal with the report and i didn't pick up this i don't pick this clip because it was something special or on. usual i picked it because it's standard this is the standard pathetic

bullshit but watch brzezinski's opening exasperated statement before she even gets to the first question kathleen hall jamieson. the president's attorney proceeding to go on television and in the wake of the mahler importance saying it's ok to talk to russians oh my god each ok to talk to russia you know it is not they breathe fire and skin diseases talk to russians are cute nuts next terms lawyer is going to say it's ok to have sex with zombies your whole during a full moon no one speaks to russians and that's why the washington capitals star player alex ovechkin is forced to wear the silence of the lambs mask when he plays it's a cut down on the talking there are so many things in this report that go against

everything that this country is based upon what do you make of the reaction and the continued manipulation of the truth why it manipulating the truth goes against everything this country was founded on it doesn't the founding fathers claimed they didn't have slaves they just have very tanned friends who happen to enjoy gardening if america had a tender profile in the sixteen hundreds it would have the likes of manipulating the truth in slaving raping and perpetrating genocide dislikes days when i don't have enough time to slave rape and perpetrate genocide. and in terms of trying to win in illegitimate ways yes that's what running for president is we have one of the least legitimate election systems in the world we also saw a ton of rigging of the primaries from the clinton campaign right remember that that's what started this whole thing wiki leaks revealed the clinton and d.n.c.

the clint campaign the d.n.c. were completely corrupt even the former head of the d.n.c. donna brazil and made it the primaries were rigged through a form of money laundering so maybe ease up on the pearl clutching over a corrupt political campaigns but i'm sure the guest expert will talk some sense into the gang well first the reaction is deflecting attention from a question on which we should focus the moeller report confirms that the russian interventions were sweeping and that they were systematic whoa whoa hold on there steve martin are we talking about the same mall or report the one that i saw spent the first thirty pages talking about a click click bait farm in st petersburg that was posting puppy memes facebook's own head of advertising said fifty six percent of the money days they spent on the

ads was after the election and the amount before the election amounts to a few thousand dollars which facebook dollars is equivalent to like fifteen cents it'll get your warm cup of coffee meanwhile even media organization the new york times was forced to admit that it was given two billion dollars worth of free media during the two thousand and sixteen race so the media are by far the ones responsible for his rise to power in our newsrooms we want to we ought to be asking what is it that we would have done differently. what we did in two thousand and sixteen my research suggests that the hack content as used by news changed the news agenda in the way it was potentially consequential white room fueling a massive amount of corruption within the hillary campaign and the d.n.c. changed the nudes coverage you mean everybody didn't just ignore that life right let this be

a lesson to you america's news rooms if you somehow come across information politicians and scamming the american people or possibly committed crimes do not report on it if you do you will be chastised harshly by phil donahue in a jaunty scarf we learned something else that we hadn't known before which is he may have shared the battleground states of focus for the trump campaign those weren't widely being reported on in the press they weren't the focus of hillary clinton's campaign holy flying monkey drums campaign manager revealed the list of battleground states as we all know it's impossible to find out what the battleground states are unless you have an operative inside a presidential campaign or you look at a map so it's a swarm which i found by googling battleground states and this expert is right besides the analyst you're bleeding aneurism causing wall to

wall twenty four seven cable news coverage all of the battleground states there was no coverage of the battleground states. there's should have been a federal law mandating that map be tattooed on one of each citizen's cheeks now make it both. but she's not done finally there's a blockbuster in this report that deserves subsequent press reporting and intense scrutiny it suggests that through spearfishing the russians managed to. access potentially voting information in one county in florida wow this is indeed a blockbuster mrs doubtfire in one county in florida it is believed that the russians got access to voting information which is usually publicly available i haven't been this upset since i found out there is at least one wrong way to eat a reese's cup and it took the doctors thirteen hours to remove my gall bladder. but

looking past that i say thank god someone is talking about looking into voting irregularities does this mean the mainstream media are going to also address the black box voting machines non-existent acts of paul's rank choice voting paper ballots electoral college rigging the debates money in politics provisional ballots interstate gerrymandering voter suppression fractional voting voting machine audit superdelegates and biased media coverage where they're going to tackle all the things that destroy our elections. because none of that bothers them but but they are very upset that maybe potentially all russian person perhaps. found some voting information in a single florida county a state where hundreds of thousands of black and hispanic people were kicked off the voting rolls in two thousand and sixteen with things like interstate

cross-check and the ban on x. felons voting which has since been overturned but they're finding ways to do it anyway but those things don't matter because that's the good old patriotic american oh election rigging that kind is just wonderful but crazy lady here wasn't quite crazy enough for the scarborough team so they brought in crazier dude i'm at a loss for that analogy for what happened in sixteen outside of some third reich of interference in one nine hundred forty which was fairly de minimus yes truer words have never been spoken or russian troll farm put out this to me is definitely equivalent to hitler executing six million jews i couldn't agree more i you know i honestly i don't understand why people claim cable news exaggerates stuff. let's see one last clip i hope among other things they have figured out how

extensive the targeting was how effective the reach was of the viral content those of the organic posts that were disseminated through the social media platforms listen here senator james inhofe wearing lipstick we have found out the social media reach of the post's facebook says that fifty six percent were shown after the two thousand and sixteen election twenty five percent were never shown to anyone so you're left with a tiny fraction of facebook ads most of which weren't even overtly political meanwhile in twenty sixteen the mainstream media gave trump twenty three times as much coverage as bernie sanders and ten times as much coverage as hillary so who got from the go like did it was. show joe scarborough it was m.s.m. b. c. it was the mainstream media and i really wish i could scream right now because i would have said that louder in fact the former head of c.b.s.

said about the trump camp it may not be good for america but it's damned good for c.b.s. and now you're giving a perfect way to run for reelection he can say they've had a bold russian collusion conspiracy going on for over two years vote for me because the media is lying to you and for the first time in his life trump will be telling the truth. the corporate media is a laughing stock and what they've done to the dialogue in this country is dangerous coming from washing d.c. the belly to be says redacted tonight.

welcome welcome. welcome back to sexy back to the night now take the news from behind the extinction rebellion protests continue this week they staged a die in at the nacho star in natural history museum in london classic millennial always sleeping guys wake up we only have a few years left on this planet and after that you'll be able to sleep all you want meanwhile us state media channel n.p.r. is doing their part for the environment they put out an article this week saying that in the korean demilitarized zone wildlife thrives some conservationist worry peace could disrupt it yes we must remain on the brink of nuclear war with north korea because if we don't there's a dozen head charges that have to move someplace else. and if that had brewed isn't

enough to continue holding our twitchy finger just above a button that would obliterate millions of people then what it's what is. thank you n.p.r. for reminding us the risk of nuclear end times is a small price to pay for a two point five mile strip of swap where the frogs hang out. but even those frogs won't be safe from the impending global rollout of five g. wireless technologies by two thousand and twenty four about forty percent of the world's population will be connected to the five g. network tens of billions of devices from cars to refrigerators traffic lights surveillance equipment utility smart meters and phones will be interlinked to a global well but of e.m.f. technologies finally my refrigerator will be able to run the traffic lights i've been waiting for that the future is bright indeed so what is five g. well it's in the microwave band of frequency and will make our devices between ten

and a hundred times faster there are some itsy bitsy side effects though it is estimated that there are over ten thousand people reviewed clinical studies mentioning serious molecular biological injury and defects to organs neurons cells and cellular function and d.n.a. damage to plants animals and humans alike from my group wave band frequencies donald trump always courageous volunteered to go through early testing and it turned him orange so thank you donald trump it also caused damage to his mental faculties decreasing him from dictator level to petty thug. the harsher facts of five g. bombardment may also explain why he accidentally slammed through tax cuts for the richest americans while crushing the lower and middle class even though we all know

trump wants to do everything he can to help the poor remember that time we had a a group of homeless people over to the white house so he could wash their feet remember that oh i'm sorry i was i was thinking of someone completely the opposite of. big of taxes a new report has shown the us is commonly thought of as a low tax country but workers effectively pay some of the highest taxes in the developed world without getting a decent welfare state in return it is true that if you account for things like paying for our own health care when other countries don't and paying for our own college one of the countries don't we have some of the highest taxes in the world but there's an easy way to solve that. don't account for those things that is just pretend they don't exist then we can all run around and go you know about taxes are there so. while we search for

a kidney transplant on the black market but for this last story i have something that will make you feel a little better about how expensive health care and prescription meds are is it a way to sign up for free meds for life. it's a drug distribution c.e.o. in handcuffs larry down c.e.o. of a pharmaceutical distributor for twenty six years today he was charged like a street dealer. watchin a c.e.o. do a perp walk is like watching puppies prince through a maddow on a sunny day or or i'm gorgeous woman dancing naked in the moonlight. yes i'm saying a c.e.o. in handcuffs makes me. and i don't think i don't exactly want that i think it's i think that's rochester drug cooperative was charged tuesday with conspiracy to violate narcotics laws conspiracy to defraud the u.s.

and willfully failing to file suspicious order reports let that be a lesson to you corporations if you're doing something illegal that is making tons of money and killing thousands of americans and you don't have enough politicians or judges in your back pocket and the political winds in the country change in such a way that the media and justice department will no longer turn a blind eye then you will not get away with that for more than twenty or thirty years. he had the warning. if you go to a quick break but i have live comedy shows coming up in detroit chicago new york minneapolis montreal and washington d.c. get taken to redacted tor dot com if you're not near any of those cities you can also watch my live standup comedy special at leat camp comedy special dot com that's the only place to get it we'll be right back with more.

of a government. film against this dialogue because there does not allow any compromise . served in crimes. or iterations. being in. things that everything is already. in the wake up from the illusions that they will have to face a terrible reality. imagine that you run a blood bank. in one room are dead patients they've been dead since two thousand and eight that would be j.p. morgan goldman. b.n.p. society generali h.s.b.c. except and in the other room you have living middle class people and the point of blood bank is to take blood from the living middle class people and to transfuse that blood to the dead banks next door that they've been dead now for more than ten years the people that are in the middle class are going to start to suffer and

suffer horribly and many of them will die by the way they won't be getting any of the blood from the other middle class people to keep them alive all the blood all the plasma goes to the dead but. welcome back california lawmakers made history last june when they passed the california consumer privacy act which gives consumers the right to prevent tech companies like. book on amazon from selling their personal info to third parties and much more but since the law won't go into effect until two thousand and twenty the race is on for corporate interests to erode its consumer protections for more on this we go to our senior data miner diagnosed with lung natalie we go natalie thanks for being here it seems highly suspect that someone would fight against someone's right to privacy i mean are. are.

so on the other. to continue convo nathalie's name must always be preceded by best correspondent ever a redactor night including the early years was sam when addressed. ok best correspondent ever a day earlier it was sam's i was now at mcgill it seems highly suspect that was long that's very long ok well if you had read the correspondent user agreement you signed for me this morning you would know this is the new rule now. you told me that was a witness signature for your apartment lease and you just proved these are written this way on purpose so people don't know what they're opting into that's why california's law is important except that while inspired several states like washington and rhode island to make their own laws every state can't have its own

version it's going to turn the us into an airport charging station where none of the problems are compatible with your phone and a southwest gate agent laughed at you and says how that's what you get for buying a google pixel. be honest you do deserve what you get google is no stranger to date of bringing g. tech giants like google and amazon didn't care about your privacy and they wouldn't give hundreds of thousands of dollars to the think tank center for democracy and technology or c.d.t. to draft a federal law to replace california's i highly doubt a think tank funded by amazon all right a federal law that says media is california is yeah it's true you can sue tech companies that break california's law with the state's attorney says on his. draft says companies only have to respond to complaints in thirty days but you're asking a lot of companies with unfettered access to our data to totally quit cold turkey it takes smokers nearly a dozen tries before they quit in the tech world that equals three dozen tries

before you get a you tube video that doesn't start with a printer you add plus cities attempt isn't the only one at a federal law even marco rubio proposed a bill that would preempt state laws but give congress and the federal trade commission over two years to come up with roles in protecting consumer privacy and the v.p. of the e-commerce lobbying group not choice subgrouping there was a bill deserves theory is considering by a lot of people nothing marco rubio has ever deserve serious consideration and politicians don't care about patchwork of laws they care about ruffling the feathers of multibillion dollar tech companies that lead cambridge analytical steal our data or. make a sign user agreements that. can peer by agrees to let natalie host the show white but hey at least i have a voice that doesn't sound like be arthur on our deathbed the best correspondent over and over you know. moving on with the right wing taking over the core it's the

local and federal you go for local and federal governments and the regulatory bodies and of course the corporations it's good to see the so-called progressive czar. knew each other alive for more on this raging controversy we go to a doctor correspondent and we care about. keepers of the democratic party are rattled at bernie sanders progress and now you can see the capitol is getting fired up over what the new york times calls the rematch. or maybe they're just going home from work. these grudges go back further than two thousand and sixteen in two thousand and eight neera tanden then an aide to hillary clinton's first presidential campaign reportedly punched the chief editor of think progress here after he asked clinton

a question about her support for the iraq war i didn't slug him i pushed him tended corrected in a recent interview mel secure is managing bernie's two thousand and twenty campaign and hillary's goon tandon bleats the center for american progress a deep pocketed think tank aligned with the democratic party establishment when centers tax returns show that he earned over a million dollars in book sales clinton loyalists like tanzan active as if they caught him peeing on a prostitute. which is actually a way cooler millionaire thing to do think progress a new site financed and operated out of neera tanden space camp cap said that bernie with barely enough money to buy a one bedroom in manhattan is very all brand and embarrassing then think progress released a video about how bernie sanders tone had changed towards millionaires as he became

one we will be an administrator should for the working families of this country and billionaire campaign contributors. you see the change bernie said billionaire and not millionaire we got in this time there was collusion between bernie sanders and letter m. but this time sanders isn't taking these attacks sitting down he specifically called down neera tanden and the think tank she leaves center for american progress for smearing progressive candidates and maligning my staff and supporters and belittling progressive ideas but that's her job if neera didn't wake up every day and call gabbert in assad apologists and go to sleep every night calling people who want to fifteen dollar minimum wage millennial agitators what would she do she has a duty to make sure that progressive don't get progressive this is the center for

crushing american progress if it doesn't adhere to the status quo. they forgot a few words there and you will sixty million dollar funds come from the same sources as the clinton foundation and the clinton campaigns even though they're legally required to be independent from the party george soros walmart health insurance companies i wonder if this has something to do with their opposition to sanders medicare for all plan. near also attended a series of previously undisclosed democratic dinners in new york and washington where the topic of what to do about ronnie was discussed i can only imagine the power point aiming to destroy a seventy seven year old man ok folks so first we're going to make it was our brightest pills extra hard to open then we're going to put his prunes on top of the

refrigerator where he can't reach then we're going to put spikes on his leg turn so birds can't land. but what. democrats agonize over the popularity of bernie and his message is that big money corrupt politics they were harassment will only help his cause. unless. finally we're going to make sure that every restaurant menu handed to him is an extra small. reporting from the center for american progress and we caravan and we're back to tonight. here are your headlines from the future this monday you'll learn rachel maddow explains to viewers in order to see collusion and the report you have to hold it up to your nose and slowly pull it away. and in three weeks.

due to overcrowding of executives rikers island opens up new c.e.o. wing sorry that was news for you wish finally one week from. n.p.r. study nuclear world war will be good for some types of intestinal parasites good to know that's our show but get more from my free weekly podcast called common sense or you can get it on i tunes spotify and stitcher every single week until next time goodnight and keep fighting. facebook and google started with a great idea and great ideals unfortunately it was also a very dark so. they are constructing a profile of you and that profile is real it's detailed and it never goes away

turns out that google is manipulating your opinions from the very first character that you type into the search bar it will always favor one dog food over another one comparative shopping service over another and one candidate over another they can suppress certain types of results diced on what they think you should be see if they have this kind of power then democracy is an illusion the free and fair election doesn't exist the more rope we give them the sooner we are all. of the government just creates a diplomat film against this dialogue because that does not allow any compromise their platform talks about certain crimes how serbia should play war iterations. being in its official state cos it was simply things that everything is already

over when they wake up from the illusions that they will have to face that cerebral reality. question national media which in a is sentenced to eighteen months in prison by a us federal court for failing to register as a pouring agent it's very dangerous because if other countries adopt the same as you're going to get a tit for tat situation with countries grabbing civilians of other countries. lovers or for other reasons of. journalists are just the holden fronto french intelligence officials for questioning over their publication of sensitive information about france's arms sales to saudi arabia. a project of truly athletic ambition britain and germany hailed china's belgian road trade.