head of the others in losing big time his 1st run was back in 1988 when he was a perky young man of 67 years old. that run flop spectacularly after it was revealed he has been plays a rising large chunks of his speeches and this time around he's plagiarized the look of the old guy with the white hair actually winning the race right way i mean yes he's copying bernie intil 2 weeks ago joe biden had dreadlocks ok. they did they did he was he was big into fish 2 weeks ago . let's move on to the fact that joe biden proudly boasts that he was friends with staunch racists like strong thurmond and jesse helms he even gave the eulogy at thurman's funeral busy at which the corpse was visibly sucked down to the fiery depths of hell. where strom thurmond was so horrified to find out the hell he's not

segregated. was terrified. for maybe a lot of things but he's not a bigot ok. but we shouldn't be surprised by who loves the racists considering he too fought against school desegregation and he led the charge on the anti-drug bills that did such a tremendous job of locking away millions of people of color while finding a way to let white drug users. buy later took pride in reminding audiences that through the leadership of senator thurmond and myself and others congress had passed a law mandating a 5 year sentence with no parole for anyone caught with a piece of crack cocaine no bigger than a quarter biden pressure to president clinton to be quote unquote tough on crime the ensuing $1994.00 violent crime control and law enforcement act. with

enthusiasm clinton administration pressure would consign millions of black americans to a life behind bars so if someone with an addiction problem gets caught with crack and it isn't that their own body isn't that they're like if if they're going to have their own body do you really have to lock them away destroying their life even further that you could argue getting 42 genital piercings on a life sized tattoo of matt lauer across your stomach are poor choices for your body far worse or than far worse than crack but i don't want to lock that guy away either you know what happened to the right to be in any in this country right now everywhere where. if you are harming anyone else. i'm not saying legalize it but we should decriminalize our country is based on our god given right to be moral. you know whereas if you are other

people then that's a different story i think you should be punished if you. water you destroy lives of predatory lending or i don't know maybe if you lock up a 1000000 black people because you're out of touch and you're and. you want to relieve you of course when. one is biting these as responsible for the disastrous war on drugs as anyone else but i don't want to make it sound like he just you know spends his time going after black people that's not it at all he also goes after women. we all know biden is way too touchy feeley he has a bit of a problem knowing when a woman should get to say what should happen to her body of course he would never publicly acknowledge that except for the time he said quote i don't think a woman has the sole right to say what should happen to her body. that is a real quote. i see joe so who exactly should get to have the other right to her

body you donald trump bill clinton ryan think rest well the debate. who's giving what happens to a woman's body i have long said is between her her doctor and ryan seacrest. biden has also said in the past that roe v wade the roe v wade decision went too far so congratulations women if you put biden in the white house you will have gotten rid of an overly hanzi old white racist guy and replaced him with an overly handy old white racist guy. intil joe uncle joe was also in charge of the clarence thomas hearings and he ruined anita hill's chance to be fairly heard he refused to call hill's other witnesses even though they were waiting in the wings and they were never called but why do you need other witnesses when it's already clear that a woman doesn't have sole ownership of her body right you could be accused of sexually harassing something the communal property. like groping public water

fountain not a crime not a crime not a crime a bit too real i hear you but i don't. buy it and is also pro wall street his biggest contributor for most of his career was the credit card giant m b n a he was one of the many senators who voted to repeal the glass steagall act clearing the way for the 2080 kg nomic collapse so biden can partially be blamed for the catastrophic financial collapse the horrific war on drugs a war on our own people arguably the worst conservative judge in the supreme court but why stop there slippery biden supported the awful troll corporate trade deals like nafta and p.p.p. and he supported just about every us imperial exercise including our many wars during his roughly 90 year career and and our toppling of governments around the world and in his. recent campaign speeches he has hardly mentioned climate change

exam for when there were penguin people literally that's the album. standing right in front of him for the entirety of his speech. so we took some sort of global warming fever dream 3 feet in front of his face for him to give us that our future is dying. but maybe i'm being a little hard on joe biden since his time as vice president is he is done some outstanding work going around the country and awarding medals to those who really deserve home the moral heroes of our communities thank you very very sure. to present you both with the national coach who should show the 26th liberty medal you both deserve it

that is it in honor joanne is it honor to give a war criminal of medal well if that's an honor for you that it will be an honor for me to see you not become president yet again thank you thank. you thank you thank god i'm really sad now let's take the news from behind the state of israel is in the news and we're actually sponsored in ny by the israeli tourism board. they want you to know that a part of what is so beautiful about israel is their ocean tides in fact they are

so partly known for those tides that many people call an apartheid state of israel . the apartheid state is in the news because the people they keep in their open air prison in gaza got a bit so the israeli military bombed them extensively killing 25 people a few days ago hamas fire rockets as well reportedly killing 4 israelis 25 took. and that's into a bit one sided but don't worry the new york times knows how to make that not so one sided they reported more than 2 dozen people were killed in homes and businesses destroyed in the weekend fighting between israel and gaza. that's a lot better if you read than who knows how many died on the right we should do this more often for example when a u.s. drone strike hits a wedding party and killed 60 people the new york times can report 60 people killed in fighting between american military and wedding party. heads much better you know

maybe each side killed 30 people even battle even battle speaking of fudging numbers let's get to the stock market despite wall street losses this week our economy is doing great in general the stock market is way up over the past several years which benefits everybody who is well. because the top 10 percent of wealthiest americans own 84 percent of all the stocks so every time you see the stock market shooting up you should jump for joy and a high 5 someone way richer than you. because they're doing very well compared to you honestly watching the stock market is like watching dressage horses only rich people have any money riding on it. but what the average american worker lacks in material wealth we make all for and sadness. that's right we

are rich in depression last month american workers ranking dropped for the 3rd year in a row in the world happiness report produced by the sustainable development solutions network a un an initiative but luckily even if you're unhappy in your job many americans have 3 jobs that triples their chances of being happy and one of them recognized pretty good. a 3rd of americans work a side hustle driving and nuber or selling crafts on etsy or hanging out at truck stops and selling that greatest of italian cuisines. trucks truckers really love them they love that chicken fried steak those are the 2 things and we here in the u.s. work harder than most other countries of eriksson's labor $137.00 more hours per year than japanese workers $260.00 more than brits and $499.00 more than the french according to the international labor organization $499.00 hours

a year more than the french no wonder they have so much free time to run around a yellow vests. you know i mean. basically american workers would protest like the french and would demand more time off except we have to be at work in a minute so. why do we want paid sick leave when do we want until you are 7 going to get to work i was going to kill me. while it's robbers giving giant tax cuts to the richest people in the country slashing the corporate tax rate that was already very low 20 percent of americans can't pay all of their monthly bills more than a quarter of adults skipped needed medical care last year because they couldn't afford it a quarter of adults have no retirement savings but but in interims defense managing retirement savings is very stressful it really is lots of paperwork so millions of

americans get to enjoy the happy go lucky nature of no retirement savings that's right which also comes with the happy go lucky untreated diabetes. you can laugh and you've got to pick a side. i am sick of people saying politicians are lying when they claim the economy is great and all. all is well it's not that they're rising it's that they're out of touch sociopaths. they don't know any normal average americans say they haven't talked of to one of us in years if they met one it would be shocking and horrifying to them like that time c.b.s. news covered an important story and it was terrifying. it's true even a blind squirrel finds an acorn sometimes and this wig c.b.s. was not blind to. the earth is now in its worst shape in human history that is according to new united nations report it finds up to 1000000 species of plants and

animals face extinction many within decades oh my god they had really reported on the fact of our world collapsing 1000000 of the 8000000 species on the planet face extinction in the coming years but even a c.b.s. is telling you that they couldn't resist simultaneously covering go real news. that. we wouldn't be and we will be able to sustain on this planet for more than a few years but there will be a royal baby boy rather than our. that's one thing that won't go extinct our love of meaningless outdated monarchies and they're adorable inbred babies. monarchies yes monarch butterflies not so much anymore. honestly could c.b.s. have like to have anything more vapid permanently stuck in the corner of the screen

while reporting on the fact that our global life systems are blinking red alert i suggest next time they do a segment on how the oceans are acidifying they should have in the corner sticky buns are delicious. well considering a 1000000 species are going to think it looks like the only way we'll survive more than a few years is if we have a global rebellion demanding action on climate shame. and thank. the state just note that down in your calendar next week global rebellion i write if you go to a quick break but i have live comedy shows coming up in new york minneapolis montreal watching these things thank you thank you thank you thank you i want to thank you watch my life tell me you can tell me thank you john. thank. you.

so what we've got to do is identify the threats that we have it's crazy confrontation let it be an arms race based on off and spearing dramatic development only closely i'm going to resist i don't see how that strategy will be successful very critical time time to sit down and talk. as if i'll go through a period of sort of the whole world to see whether it's just pushed bloody. there might be a will well to the minute that it was and i go to the. loser because it's appealed up with a good deal of that all you want to go to the banana but often it's a liberal socialist that means that you'll know paul. enough well it was pretty good way to lose a. kind of what you stand to which could be

a whole of it only then will. i come. here or do you leave your money and you know did you storm the lead here sort of my look down from moods should measure during the clue which are coconspirators some are going to be. you know world of big partisan lot and conspiracies it's time to wake up to dig deeper to hit the stories that mainstream media refuses to tell more than ever we need to be smarter we need to stop slamming the door on the back and shouting past each other it's time for critical thinking it's time to fight for the middle for the troops the time is now for watching closely watching the

hawks. right back you may have heard the expression what you don't know can hurt you but when it comes to the safety of life saving medical devices like pacemakers that expression couldn't be further from the truth it's why a kaiser health news investigation forced the food and drug administration to end a decades long program that let medical device manufacturers privately submit injuries and malfunctions that the f.d.a. instead of sharing that info with the public for more on this we go to our senior malfunctioning correspondent now looking. really so exactly how many injuries are we talking about here we're talking about at least 1100000 incidents that have flowed into f.d.a. internal alternative summary reporting repository instead of being described

individually in the public database known as ma but i think the m.t.a. saw a little value in making them public considering that as americans we don't really care about what goes into our bodies. if we if we did than eating at any state fair in the midwest would be a jailable offense and. burger king wouldn't use ads like this to target depressed americans just to go see the. police or not because. that's a real thing. seasons i know i was always sad at burger king but i thought it was because i was eating a burger king. anyway it seems like alternative summary reporting is just another term for a cover up cover and it is huge decades ago thousands of public injury reports

overwhelmed f.d.a. staff so the f.d.a. gave the. and you factures exemptions that let them privately send internal spreadsheets of injuries and functions since many reports were so similar that reviewing them individually was mind numbing. because fish were bored at work. couldn't find out how many times their surgical stapler malfunctions . i don't think a surgeon needs a public database to tell them that anything that sounds like office supplies it doesn't belong in my body. although i am fine post it notes on my organs so they know which ones not to take. this is just another example of how government lets private business destroy consumer safety for profit not to mention the ethical problems of having a for profit health care system as well do you expect people to make these devices for free because i doubt the person who created the 5000 is just doing it for the

love of the people. and if they're not doing it for profit i don't want to know what they're doing it out of work. to do i put at least this information will finally be public that's. what it is the manufacturers can still hide reports from the public about devices linked to mass lawsuits which i'm personally ok with since i don't need everyone to know i'm one of 4000 patients who nearly saw the scope 5000 get lost forever on its maiden voyage inside my colon but. since you are so interested in making things available to the public i snuck into my doctor's office and found this. this is the end all scope 5000. looks a lot like a meat thermometer. hidden database of doctors who is the plume as you just remembered were written in comics

and. the only good for me kerry to try medical devices is the story behind our ever lawless agents redacted correspondent naomi caravan to use outside the white house with a story. to mind when the crisis has gotten so intense that there are several migrant crises a caravan of americans is crossing the canadian border to get affordable medical care i'm sure they were met with the same hostility as migrants were on our southern border. they got a bunch of insulin for type one diabetes canadian tear gas is weird the other migrant crisis is between the federal government and local officials last week a judge was indicted by the d.o.j.

for helping a migrant yes a judge was indicted by another drug she must have felt really abandoned by her own people. you know i never did trust judges katy perry always seemed like. a massachusetts magistrate for oiled an ice officers arrest of an immigrant at a courthouse when the immigrant was cleared of charges in her court today judge shelley joseph finding herself on the other side of the bench after prosecutors say she helped an undocumented immigrant slip out the back door don't worry judge shelley you can avoid those obstruction of justice charges if you just talk to your legal team and become president of the united states that's a bulletproof defense also when you get to the white house would you mind leaving the back door open so our current president can get out and avoid getting arrested . believe it or not local law enforcement hasn't been thrilled about making

immigration and arrests. and also in many cities police are barred from cooperated with federal immigration authorities especially in so-called sanctuary cities so ice announced a program this monday to allow local law enforcement to make immigration arrests nothing is going to help the police's public image more than arresting more brown people and especially on behalf of another organization accused of racist and bogus policies according to the a.c.l.u. this program is just the latest scheme by ice to enlist local police in its abusive deportation agenda look it's not the best scheme they came up with if you compare it to ice is to and to prosecute migrant parents as smugglers it sounds extreme but if you make your children go anywhere that's not disney world that's obviously

against their will and should be considered child trafficking you know my parents told me we were going to epcot center when we were really going to my grandparents' house i wasn't cool no matter how poor and they acted and spoke. it's not only civil liberties groups that want ice canceled to prosecutors from massachusetts in an unprecedented move sued to block ice for making arrests at courthouses arguing the practice is making it harder for them for the defendants accountable and get justice for victims here are just a few examples of how i saw officers have been invading our state courthouses and obstructing the administration of justice in massachusetts almost daily for the last 2 years. a critical eye witness too afraid to come to court to testify. i saw officers mistakenly arrested handcuffed someone in a courthouse then have to find

a hand saw to saw off his handcuffs because they lost the key. you know that's why ice should stick to cages state court officers are forced to intervene during an ice arrest in a courthouse lobby which onlookers think is a civilian fist fight isis is so concerned with rounding up the most people possible that they no longer consider the detainee. but on the other hand they're making the police look really good. and that's very hard to do reporting in washington this day and we care about it that night. there are your headlines from the future on tuesday you'll learn joe biden on bill's campaign slogan i'll give you a happy ending for america. heritage citing drivers for babies

thrive services were and lift went on strike this week to demand a higher wage and better treatment this will then inspire more at base protest going forward in one week you'll read the. tender writers strike to demand a higher minimum. that chart shows what we're being fed through online. a good way to do your facebook page it's possible the only way you'll hear about this is on the email list of tracks the word redacted to 444999 in the us free and easy also you can sign up to redacted dot com if you know that. desists is a stick from the water bottle found in the stomach of

a fish the brand is spawns of the coca-cola company which sells millions of bottles of soda every day the idea was that let's tell consumers there are the bad was there the litter bugs are throwing this away industry should be blamed for all this waste the company has long promised to reuse the plastic. seats do cookouts lose excuse. that seem small sets for something their classic a $60.00 cost me on my end i need to stay on your own special projects funding me. on i'm your best bet is the end of a footy team not fun now the mountains of moist only grow higher. we have a situation that is very new and that's why. it's like as real as before the war with 2 when people were in the morning and there was no. school board you know the 2 so the boy it was through to throw it out to the world

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